All My Disciples Suck!

Chapter 735 : Six Paths Thousand Hand Farmer!

“What the heck?” He Yiming was still a bit confused when he heard Master of Theory's request.

“Brother Ming, at the moment, this is the only way to fight this Plague of Hunger!” Master of Theory said seriously.

Not long ago, Master of Theory ran to He Yiming and spoke of a plan.

It needed He Yiming's help.

Although this plan of Master of Theory's was a bit spooky, He Yiming finally made a decision after listening carefully.

“Alright!” He Yiming nodded and then stepped into the place of seclusion.

A clanging sound rang out, and soon after, He Yiming stepped out once again, handing Master of Theory a small box.

“The stuff is inside! Also, this is a Heaven Mending Pill!” He Yiming slowly said, handing one of the only three Heaven Mending Pills he had left to Farm Master.

“Roger that! Brother Ming, leave it to me!” Master iof Theory smiled excitedly, and then ran off in a beautiful manner.

He Yiming hesitated for a moment, then rose up in the air and followed. Because He Yiming also wanted to know if Farm Master's plan could really work.

“What the hell? Are you seriously cheating?” Thousand Hand Pillar was dumbfounded after listening to Master of Theory's plan.

Damn, is this guy serious?

“Don't be afraid Brother Pillar, I'll be gentle!” Farm Master patted Thousand Hand Pillar's shoulder and said slowly.

“Get lost!” Thousand Hand Pillar was almost bleeding from anger.

“……” Star and the others were afraid to speak, after all, this plan of Master of Theory… was too ridiculous.

Goodbye!

Without saying a word, Farm Master first ate the Heaven Mending Pill handed over by Master of Theory.

Boom!!!

In the space of a breath, Farm Master broke through to the Heavenly Pill Realm very smoothly!

Then the crucial step came!

“This is what Brother Ming personally built…

“The Heavenly God Ring!

“Refined using special materials, the seventh-grade spiritual material Underworld Basalt Iron and Yiyuan Heavy Water! According to Brother Ming's words, it's at least a half-step Heavenly Artifact!

“The function you already know is...

“It can fuse uniquely two people of Heavenly Pill Realm cultivation who cultivate the same major cultivation technique and have the same physique!

“As for what to do after the fusion, you guys already know!”

Master of Theory handed a pair of Heavenly God Rings to Thousand Hand Pillar and Farm Master.

“Whew! Put up a fight!” Thousand Hand Pillar took a deep breath, and then he put on the Heavenly God Rings.

Farm Master also put on the other Heavenly God Ring.

Boom!!!

In the next moment, a stream of light flashed, and a huge aura and light steeply erupted from the bodies of Thousand Hand Pillar and Farm Master…

Wow!

The two figures overlapped, and then fused…

Boom!!!

Huge aura erupted, after the smoke and dust dispersed…

A figure slowly emerged.

The huge cultivation of the middle stage of the Heavenly Pill, the body of the two different forces perfect fused!

“I…

“It is the Thousand Hand Farmer!”

This figure slowly opened his mouth, the main person in charge of manipulation, naturally it was Thousand Hand Pillar.

“It's up to you! Thousand Hand Farmer!” Master of Theory and the others all spoke up, then they backed away in unison.

“First of all…

“Appear! Pseudo Divine Technique…Wood God Transformation!”

Boom!!!

Thousand Hands Farmer transformed into an even more powerful existence in the span of a breath! His immense aura was even more astonishing and terrifying than before!

“I am Six Paths Thousand Hand Farmer!!!” This figure spoke once again, filled with absolute dominance.

Right at this moment, a brick hit Six Paths Thousand Hand Farmer with a bang.

“Kiss your brother, hurry up!” Star and the others cursed.

Damn, this bastard knows no end, saying his name twice!

“Damn, can't even pretend to be boss one more time!” Six Paths Thousand Hand Farmer muttered in a low voice.

Whoosh!

In the next moment, Thousand Hand Farmer rose up in the air, and then his right hand slowly raised his wooden staff, and the large cloak engraved with the four characters of Flood Warrior swayed in the wind.

Thousand Hands Farmer's eyes turned and scanned the fields in the huge area around him, then he slowly spoke.

“I am the Lord of Wood! More than that, I am the man in control of the Ten Thousand Shit!”

“Intent... Infinite Shit!!!” With the roar from Thousand Hand Farmed, under a point in the void…

Boom Boom Boom!

Countless green-colored… shit that emitted a vast aura of life erupted out in a steady stream, transforming into a rain of shit that was filled with green light, the range of which was even more staggeringly huge, covering millions of acres of fields in a radius!

The endless rain of shit descended from the sky and continuously entered the fields.

In the next moment, a shocking scene occurred!

The rain of shit landed on the field as if it had given the field a massive green-colored dao pattern!

As this dao pattern spread and flowed, all the crops within the field began to rise like crazy!

Originally, an acre of land could only produce more than 3,000 cabbages, but at this moment, at an astonishing speed, more than 10,000 cabbage shoots grew at once. And they began to grow at a speed visible to the naked eye!

Not only that, the original cabbage chunks even rapidly became larger, more than double the original size!

After a full hour, these millions of acres of fields were completely covered by the rain of shit, and for at least the next seven days, they would all receive six times the original level of production!

Phew…

Six Paths Thousand Hand Farmer let out a long breath, also feeling exhausted.

However, this had only completed one million acres of fields.

There were still nine million acres of fields waiting for him.

“Awesome!” He Yiming truly didn’t expect that this method of Master of Theory to actually succeed!

The power of the Farm Master’s Intent, listening to the breath of Ten Thousand Shit, could indeed increase the yield of crops and shorten the time to maturity! It could be completely described as a friend of plants!

But Farm Master could only cast it on a small area of crops, amazingly, it could be applied to just a few hundred square meters.

That was, at most, one or two acres of land.

These ten million acres of land, even after exhausting Farm Master and taking several years, would not necessarily be able to finish ripening!

But…

Six Path Thousand Hand Pillar could do it!

By fusing the two of them, and then entering the Six Paths form, it was possible to do a mega-range application of the intent of this ripening ability!

Wonderful!

“These players, what a bunch of little fucking geniuses!” He Yiming couldn’t help but exclaim in admiration.

“If this Plague of Hunger doesn’t show any more changes, keeping this current form, we might be able to carry through!” He Yiming raised his head, looked at the huge sun in the sky, and thought darkly.

At the same time…

Ancient Xuanwu’s back.

“Hold the grass, what the hell, the more I eat, the hungrier I get? Wait, isn’t it time for me to go offline and eat? Remember the last time I ate… it seemed like it was two days ago? Three days ago? Damn yeah, it’s time to go offline! Shit! I’ve overdone the grinding these days!” Beef Noodles steeply reacted while eating hot pot.

However…

Beef Noodles thought of another very painful problem.

Going offline was fine, but what if he went offline and then had a 24-hour reconnection?

If he didn’t go online for such a long time, wouldn’t he be starved to death?

But…

Beef Noodles instantly thought of a solution!

Hehehe, thanks to having a filial and good disciple!

“Purgatory ah!”

So with a wave of his hand, Beef Noodles handed over a storage bracelet to Purgatory.

“Master, what’s wrong?” Purgatory froze and asked after receiving the storage bracelet.

“Master will rest for a while, I’ll hand these over to you for safekeeping! Inside are all the supplies such as food and drinking water!” Beef Noodles said seriously.

“Huh?” Purgatory was confused, not knowing why Master was handing these things to him.

“Master intends to shut down for a while and may close his consciousness, so if you see that Master’s energy consumption is too much, feed the food to me! Understand?”

“Ow, I understand! Don’t worry, Master! I will definitely protect Master!” Purgatory clenched his fists and said seriously.

“Good, without any accidents, in 24 hours at the most, I will awaken!” Beef Noodles said slowly.

Once the arrangements were made, Beef Noodles went offline at the speed of light.

“Master?” Seeing that Beef Noodles’ eyes were closed, Purgatory waved his hand and shouted several times with no response, so he understood that Master had entered a state of seclusion and closed his consciousness.

“Could it be that the damage caused by that torrent earlier forced Master to close his consciousness to recuperate? Recently, after I became stronger and stronger, I felt that Master seemed to be slowly weakening, it must be because of the damage caused by rescuing me before… Damn it, it’s all because I’m too weak!” Purgatory secretly clenched his fists.

“Master, I will definitely protect you! Don’t worry!” Purgatory said loudly.

“Eh?” Suddenly, Purgatory turned his head to look.

The incomparably huge Xuanwu in the distance suddenly let out a hissing sound, as if it was about to do something.

Rumble!

The next thing Purgatory felt was a violent tremor that shook the heavens and the earth, and it even shook so much that Purgatory’s entire body flew up, but it took a little bit of wasted effort to land safely on the ground.

“Master!” Purgatory hurriedly turned his head to look.

?

Master Handsome Noodles.

Surprisingly disappeared?

At this time, on Earth, the Great Yan Country, a piece of information suddenly hit the news.

A certain teenager who called himself Handsome Noodles ate 80 kilograms of meals in one breath at a hot pot restaurant, and because of severe food poisoning, he has been sent to the hospital for rescue…