Cinnamon Bun

Ow, I said.

Then I touched the bump on my head. Oww!

I was crouching down on the second floor platform, both hands pressing down on a nice lump with my eyes closed. It took a while before the pain ebbed away and I dared to open my eyes and look down at just what had bonked my head.

There was a spade on the ground, just sort of laying there, with a cross-shaped handle and a shaft made of a whitish wood. The metal bit at the end looked nice and new and there was a big J embossed on the plate.

Really? I asked.

The Dungeon was being very rude with its rewards. Still, a new... weapon of sorts was better than nothing. I wondered if it counted as makeshift? It was a good thing that my reward hadnt been a mace.

I picked up the spade and swung it around a little to test its weight and balance. I could tell from my experimental swings that I knew nothing about swinging any sort of weapon around. Insight.

A Spade of Jacks, new.

Huh. Okay, so a sort of gift for finishing the last room by helping Jack. I wonder if clearing the room in other ways gives other rewards? Do you know, mister Menu?

The Insight information box popped away. Poor mister Menu was so shy.

I shook my head and pulled up the screen for Insight.

Insight

Rank D - 100%

The Ability to know something. The knowledge you gain is further increased.

You have no General Skill Points! You cannot increase Insight to Rank C!

Whats a general skill point? I wondered aloud. It wasnt a Class Skill Point. I had two of those just sitting around and trying to think about clicking them to Insight just made my head feel fuzzy. So that wasnt it. Oh well, a question to ask someone once I was out of here and found civilisation.

Well, onwards, I said as I hiked my backpack back on.

The path down was filled with mushy mushrooms to skip from. I was a little less careful this time since I was so close to the ground floor already. I was pretty sure that with Jumping at rank D I could survive the fall mostly unhurt, and each mushroom down made that a little more likely.

Then a caterpillar stuck its head out from behind one of the mushrooms and blew a thick plume of pinkish smoke at me.

I waved a hand before my face, but the thick smoggy smoke was already down my throat. That was one rude caterpillar.

It pulled out a large hookah and took another big puff, cheeks ground big as it got ready to spray me again.

Then I landed on its head.

Ding! Congratulations, you have smoked hookapillar, level 2!

I landed at the base of the Dungeons pillar coughing like mad. My first step missed the ground and when I stumbled and tried to reach the wall it was to find it a whole foot farther than I had thought. It didnt help that everything felt like it was spinning just a little bit, like one of those tea-cup rides at amusement parks but really slowly.

I-insight, I said, aiming the skill onto myself.

A very high Cinnamon Bun, level 3.

I... I had taken drugs? Was this the peer pressure my family had warned me about. My mom would be... mildly disappointed that I had smoked something without taking the proper precautions. There was only so much disappointment a mostly-ex hippie could give when it came to the subject of drugs. Id seen my parents pictures of their time at Woodstock.

Oh no, I was thinking in tangents!

Was it the drugs?

Was I a delinquent now? I didnt look good in black, and wearing spikes would make me less huggable!

Menu! I said and grabbed at the manu when it appeared. Quick, I need a drug resistance power, quick!

The menu popped away with what I imagined, or hoped I imagined, was a huff of annoyance.

It was okay, I could figure it out.

I started pacing the bottom of the dungeon, eating a circle around the small hill in the middle while taking big, huge gulps of air to clear my system. A few glances here and there and the occasional snoop behind some of the sharp rocks surrounding the clearing didnt reveal much at all. I decided that I might as well waste time productively and sat down with my back to the wall and took out my map making gear, which was mostly the same bit of coal and my dungeon map.

Adding the additional rooms and some details ate up nearly half an hour.

Yep, I said as I looked over my work. Thats certainly almost a map. I stuffed it away and considered napping, but I had a strange sort of energy and was starting to be really hungry. Insight.

A very buzzed Cinnamon Bun, level 3

That would have to do.

I got up, tossed my backpack back on and moved over to the archway set in the far wall. Carefully carved stones formed a delicate arch which was filled to the very brim with climbing vines and all sorts of plants. They were so thick in the passage that I couldnt see more than a foot into the tunnel.

Was I meant to hack my way through? That didnt feel right. Every other challenge in the dungeon had a non-violent answer to it. Maybe I was meant to use the shrinking potion?

I poked at the wall of vines with my spade and watched, fascinated, as they all receded away like curtains being pulled aside on a stage. It revealed a long, dark path. Spooky, I said.

Lights began to appear in the tunnel, first in the distance, then closer and closer, each new point of light a little brighter until I could make out the flickering of torches tied to the walls. Soon, a pair of torches just a few meters into the tunnel lit up with a crackling woosh.

Neat.

I stepped into the passageway and walked along it, making sure to always have one foot on solid ground and keeping an eye out for traps. I even took one of the torches out of its sconce and held it aloft like a real adventurer would, or at least those in my books.

The long tunnel led into a room that reminded me a little of the dungeons main area, only there were no big colourful mushrooms here and the ceiling above was covered in sharp stones jutting downwards.

In the center of the room, monoliths loomed up in a circle that reminded me of Stonehenge without the caps. The room smelled faintly like ammonia, but the constant breeze made the smell come and go even as it rustled the dry grass growing between the stones on the ground.

Hello? I asked aloud.

The place looked dangerous. A clear and obvious shift from the otherwise bright and almost cheery atmosphere of the rest of the dungeon.

Oh, my oh my, a late night snack.

I spun around, searching for the source of the voice but finding nothing.

Im not over there, came a whisper from behind me.

I turned again and found only an orange-ish whisp fading away so fast that I wasnt sure I had actually seen anything. Um, hi, my name is Broccoli, I said.

Are you as scrumptious as your name implies? the voice said. Every word came from a new direction and I gave up trying to trace it.

Im not for eating, Im for making friends with, I told the person. We could be friends too, if you stop with the weird voice thing. Unless you cant? Im sorry. If you cant help yourself then we can still be friends, I promise I wont judge.

I slowly lowered my backpack next to one of the pillars and stood with nothing but my spade in one hand, the tip poking into the grass between my feet.

Oh, you are a... treat.

Something bit my bum. Hard teeth sinking through the material of my skirt and into my skin before I shrieked and jumped five feet into the air.

So tasty, and those reactions. Lovely!

This time I saw the thing, a quick insight going off even as I pressed a hand to my butt and tried not to cry.

It was a cat, or the head of a cat. It had one malevolent green eye, the other white and milky. Its huge mouth was twisted in a cruel smirk before it slipped into the shadows.

The zombie of Cheshire, Boss, level 5

Level five? But this was a level two to four dungeon? Had the prompt lied or was the Cheshire cat the end boss?

Y-you know, touching a girl like that without permission is exceptionally rude.

Oh? Have I been rude? the cat purred. The rumble was so deep I felt it in my chest.

Something brushed past between my legs, soft and furry, like a cat begging for attention. I swung my spade around but hit only empty air before teeth sank into my thigh.

I screamed, my hand shooting out and firing a cleaning spell into the first thing I touched.

Tingly, Cheshire said from the shadows, all the shadows. But that only adds to the flavour, doesnt it?

S-stop hiding! I screamed while my hand shakily took stock of my wounds. Blood was flowing freely down my inner thigh and into my socks. Not too much, but more than I ever wanted to see.

Hrmm, if the snack asks so politely, Cheshire said.

He appeared in the middle of the stone circle, a huge orange furred cat covered in black stripes with a large cattish grin that looked like it could chew me whole.

I jumped to the side a moment before the cat charged at me mouth wide open to take a nibble out of me. The jaw snapped shut, and with that snap the cat disappeared like sand in the wind.

I couldnt do it. The cat was too big, the level difference way too large. I looked to the exit and saw that the passage was still unblocked. It was just down a couple of hundred meters of narrow tunnel that I was certain the cat could shoot through with ease.

Darn it, I said.

A whisper of a rough tongue moving over lips was the only warning I had, but it was enough for me to duck out of the way of another attempt from the huge cat to chow on me.

I kicked upwards, putting all of my jumping skill into the act of kicking the Cheshire only for the cat to spin out of the path of my kick as if I had announced it days ago.

Such a slow little kitten, the Cheshire said mockingly. Do continue to struggle though. I enjoy the game.

I wont let you eat me! I swore at the cat. Rolling to my feet, I ran over to my backpack and started rooting within, the task made harder by the spade in my hand.

More toys? the cat asked.

I pulled out the wrong thing, my magic wand instead of what I was looking for, but I still flung it at the orange cat when it stuck its head out of the nearest corner.

Naughty naughty! he said before slinking back.

Then I found it.

I tossed it into my left hand and held on tight as I started looking for the cat. Come at me, you unfunny Garfield wannabe! I shouted. I... was still not very good at taunting. I blamed the wet throbbing of my thigh.

The Cheshire giggled maniacally. Come at you? Very well.

The cat came around one of the pillars and rushed right at me. My spade swished through the air, but all it did was bonk the cat on the head. Then I punched out with my left hand, right at the cats open mouth.

I hit its rough tongue with a wet squelch and probably didnt so much as leave a bruise. Teeth, long and dagger-like, snapped around my shoulder and armpit.

I screamed, my entire body trashing as the cats tongue ran over my arm and it made disgustingly pleased sounds. My spade came down again and again on its big ugly head but it didnt seem to do anything. I wanted to unleash my magic, but had to keep it back, for just a little while.

The potion bottle in my hand burst. I felt the juice of it mix with the cats saliva. My spade hit the ground with a clatter and I reached up to grab the cat by a fistfull of its fur.

You are not friend material! I shouted as the cats eyes went wide and it began to shrink. The monster tried to go intangible, but my arm, still in its mouth, fired a tiny burst of cleaning magic at its zombie flesh and it returned to normal.

It shrunk and shrunk. I had to squeeze my arm out of its throat, but its slick saliva helped with that.

It was no bigger than a kitten now, a ball of orange-black fluff that I held by the scruff.

I will eat you! it squeaked.

I glared. Eat this.

A burst, a full half of my remaining mana, shot into the kitty and it burst apart into a shower of orange motes.

Ding! Ding! Ding! Congratulations, you have defeated Dungeon Boss: Zombie Cheshire, level 5! For defeating an enemy above your level, bonus exp is gained! For defeating a Dungeon boss, bonus exp is gained!

Not now, I told the menu. The pile of notifications faded away a moment later, still there, but out of sight.

I crashed to my knees and cried as I cradled my arm to my side. My thigh was no better. It hurt, hurt more than anything I had ever felt before. But for all that it hurt it was an impotent pain, one I couldnt do anything about.

I pushed a bit of my mana into my body, and all that accomplished was wiping the wounds clean and reopening them to the sting of fresh air.

So I decided that the best thing to do was to have a sit and cry for a bit.

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