Demon King & Hero

TL: Eevee

Ed: adkji

TLN: Was originally released on 26 December.

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1) The day after Christmas.

Demon king: …Why the day after Christmas?

Hero: …I know right. Why the day after?

Daughter: That, of course, the author would be home alone on Christmas and was gaming at home when he finished the story today, and felt something was lacking, and yesterday being Christmas and all… Was what he thought when he wrote this, I suppose.

Demon king: He says he’s being unlike other authors?

Daughter: He’s bullshitting.

– O, of course not! ƒ𝐫𝒆𝐞w𝗲𝚋𝗻૦𝘷e𝙡.c𝑜𝙢

2) Christmas tree

Daughter: ……

Hero: What’s wrong?

Daughter: Mom, why are you putting away the tree?

Hero: Hm? Christmas is over, we need to clean it up, don’t we?

Daughter: …Can’t we leave it?

Hero: (Smiling) Why? Do you feel sad about it?

Demon king: No, it’s probably because she can’t be bothered making it?

Hero: … No, what…

Daughter: My dad knows me well!

Hero: …Sob, fine, I suck at handcrafts! (Runs out)

Demon king: D, darling!

Daughter: M, Mom!

– The hero’s crafting skills are the same as ever! (The tree exploded while she was making it! [What?!])

3) Today’s lunch.

Daughter: Dad~ We had this yesterday~

Demon king: It’s because we bought a lot for Christmas.

Daughter: I, I want something new~

Demon king: Nah, why bother? There’s a lot of tasty things? There’s even the cake that my darling girl likes so much!

Daughter: Eh~ But still~

Hero: Don’t worry! Your Mom will cook for you!

Daughter: When you can’t be bothered cooking, leftovers are the best!

Hero: Sob… Fine, I can’t cook! (Runs out) 𝒇𝘳ℯℯ𝚠𝙚𝑏𝗻𝑜ѵ𝑒𝙡.co𝑚

Demon king: D, darling!

Daughter: M, Mom!

– Hero’s second time running away from home!

4) The demon world’s day after Christmas. (Demon god edition)

Demon god: … Wait, what do I have to do with the birth of Christ?

– Even if I give her an appearance she can’t do jack with it!

5) The demon world’s day after Christmas. (Demon king edition)

Destruction: …There’s a lot of good credit items on for Christmas.

Aya: But you can’t get them because you can’t take loans out.

Destructionn: Kuhuuuung… (Crying SFX)

– Credit rating zero!

6) The demon world’s day after Christmas. (Internal Affairs edition)

Demon 1: Wh, when’s the demon king coming back…

Demon 2: … I need to play with my daughter…

Demon 3: D, don’t tell of my death to the papers…

Demon 2: Hap! Resurrection!

Demon 3: K, kill me! Kill me already!

– Christmas? Internal Affairs are always overtime hell! No such thing here!

7) The heaven’s day after Christmas.

Raelle: How’d you spend your Christmas?

God 1: I spent it with my followers!

God 2: I slept?

God 3: Overtime because I was bestowing blessings.

Sermir: Of course, I took donations with my Pope!

Raelle: ….

God 1: ….

God 2: ….

God 3: ….

Sermir: The holidays are great for business?!

– P, poor believers…

(1) Original quote: ‘Do not tell the enemy of my death.’ A parody of the death quote of general Lee Sun-Shin, (most) famous for repelling the Japanese armada of 333 ships with just 12 ships of his own, sinking 131 enemy ships with no loss of his own vessels.