Don’t You Like Me

Chapter Ch54 - All problems can be solved with a little bit of cuteness.

Translator: Reiyu; Editor: GlitteryPanda

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On the morning of the exam, Gu Kaifeng took off his pajamas and got ready to put on his school uniform. Lin Feiran surreptitiously scooched over, caught a corner of Gu Kaifeng’s uniform sweater, and pulled the garment to himself. “Pick another one to wear.”

Gu Kaifeng pulled out another identical garment from the closet and asked, “Baby, what do you want my clothes for?”

“For…” Lin Feiran put the Yang-energy sweater on himself and explained guiltily, “For good luck so I can pass literature.” As he said so, he braced himself and took Gu Kaifeng’s three-layer warm pants, uniform pants and uniform jacket as well. He said carefully, “Let me wear these too.”

He looked just like a hamster hoarding food!

His autumn pants and outer pants having been confiscated by Lin Feiran, Gu Kaifeng now stood quietly on his bare legs by the bedside, emotions rolling through his eyes.

Hamster Lin put the three items of Yang-energy clothing into the closet, shut the closet door, and turned red-faced to Gu Kaifeng who was wearing a complicated expression. He explained, “That… one for each subject. Your clothes have… spiritual energy!”

It was early in the morning and Gu Kaifeng, who had been teased like a dog from the moment he had woken up, pressed Lin Feiran against the closet door and enunciated through his teeth, each word laden with meaning, “Lin, Fei, Ran.”

Lin Feiran’s forehead creased slightly. He stuck his hand down and touched, and exclaimed innocently, “Hard again?”

He had just taken care of it!

Gu Kaifeng stuck to him and thrust hard against him twice, saying with mock anger, “RanRan, are you trying to tease me stupid and then get ahead of me in the exams?”

Lin Feiran: “……”

Gu Kaifeng rubbed a thumb against Lin Feiran’s beautiful lips and said softly, “Then you lend me some clothes you’ve worn too, and bless my combined science subjects?”

In the previous semester exams and the last monthly exams, Lin Feiran’s combined science grades were the top in the class.

He was clearly very logical!

“You can’t fit into my clothes anyway.” Lin Feiran turned his face away.

Gu Kaifeng stuck his hand into Lin Feiran’s pajama pants, his fingertip skating suggestively across the edge of his underpants. “Take off your underwear and I’ll put them in my pocket. A good luck charm.”

“You!” Lin Feiran quickly caught hold of Gu Kaifeng’s hand, worried that his perverse instincts would arise and he really would strip Lin Feiran.

“When I’m tired of answering questions I’ll take it out and smell it to wake my brain up. And I can also…” As if he was trying to embarrass Lin Feiran to death, Gu Kaifeng pressed his lips to Lin Feiran’s thoroughly red ears and spouted an endless list of vulgarities.

Lin Feiran’s arms and legs went weak at these words, and he even audaciously fantasized about the scene Gu Kaifeng described. The moment he thought about it he could not take it anymore, but this lascivious scene only lasted several short seconds. His reason, which deemed these thoughts too perverted quickly gained the upper hand. He put a stern expression on his face and said gravely, “Don’t make a fuss. If we dawdle any more we won’t even be able to have breakfast.”

Gu Kaifeng let go very reluctantly. His eyes swept over Lin Feiran wearing the L-size school sweater and said, “When you wear my clothes you look especially like you need to get fucked.”

Then I’ll be in need of getting fucked for two whole days… Lin Feiran thought about it, and quickly put on his own school jacket.

Perhaps he really was influenced by Gu Kaifeng’s spiritual energy. During this semester exam, Lin Feiran’s literature grades improved again from last time, and his essay was also miraculously at the average level. This time, his combined grades did not drag him down, so his class rank was even higher than before, and was even five places ahead of Gu Kaifeng. He was 24th in the year, and Gu Kaifeng was 29th. Just one place ahead of the 30th place his parents had requested, cutting it by a hair’s breadth!

“That’s good, there’s room for improvement. Next semester, get into the top 20 and we’ll go on vacation. The semester after that, get into the top ten and we’ll go on another vacation. Then it’ll be the university entrance exams,” Gu Kafeng calculated calmly.

“I have less room for improvement.”Lin Feiran joyfully took his grade sheet and his little tail quirked especially high.

This was the first time he had Gu Kaifeng in the exams!

Wang Zhuo and He Hao’s grades were not as good as theirs, but they were still above average, and their families agreed to let them go on the vacation to the south. The three other boys they were friends with were eternal slackers, so during vacations they were always caught in the terrible claws of remedial lessons. So, in the end, only the four of them could go on vacation. The plane tickets had been booked for four days later. They planned to go on vacation for five days and then come back for the New Year.

Every year in spring, Lin Feiran’s parents would return for a reunion with their son. So, during winter vacation, the only time he could freely be with Gu Kaifeng were the five days of travel and the four days at the start of the school holiday. So, Lin Feiran put the yin-sharing on his schedule

Sharing yin not only needed the exchange of three different kinds of fluid, it also needed an ink that was very complicated to make in order to draw the symbol and complete the ritual. Lin Feiran had perused his grandfather’s notebook in detail and written down all the ingredients needed.

The ingredients were not hard to get. On the second day of winter vacation, Lin Feiran slipped out alone and went to a traditional Chinese medicine shop as well as an art store, and gathered all the materials needed to make the ink. He had also practised the symbol, which had to be drawn in one go, countless times in his notebook. he would have no problem drawing it. The only potential obstacle was Gu Kaifeng’s cooperation. They’d have to exchange blood and draw the symbol, and Lin Feiran would have no way of explaining…

But this was not much of an issue, really. When he was facing Gu Kaifeng, all problems could be solved with a little bit of cuteness. If that did not work, he would just be twice as cute.

Thinking of Gu Kaifeng opening his Yin-Yang eyes for the first time and meeting eighteen generations of ancestors at once… it’d be too much. So, three days after winter vacation started, Lin Feiran was very caring and booked a room at a hotel near Gu Kaifeng’s house.

Gu Kaifeng’s parents had some free time lately, and it looked like they’d be home all day again today. Lin Feiran booked the room online, and could not hold back his excitement and anticipation as he scooched next to Gu Kaifeng who was playing a video game. He waved his phone, which was displaying the order form, in front of Gu Kaifeng and said, “I just booked a room.”

“I, damn…” Gu Kaifeng instantly pressed the pause button. The little wolf-dog’s sharp ears pricked up and he said with a smile, “Baby, you’re thinking that we can’t properly let go at home, right?”

Lin Feiran murmured indistinctly in assent.