Earth’s Best Gamer

Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

Fighting three enemies and defeating all of them, the Monkey King was absolutely unstoppable.

Then, the other villains and monsters in Journey to the West showed up and attacked him in groups.

However, Sun Wukong had iron skin and could transform into all sorts of things. He had also been strengthened as a dignitary on the Land of Inheritance. He endured all the attacks.

He killed all the villains and monsters and transformed them into the bright yellow power of providence, restoring the Dragons of Providence to the level before the ritual.

As if the monsters sensed something, the new arrivals decided to attack with wisdom instead of strength.

On the battlefield, a bedroom was presented. There was also a table and delicious food and wine on it. Three beautiful women were waiting.

One of them was the queen of the Kingdom of Girls, one was Princess Iron Fan, and the last one was a charming girl who was strumming a Topaz Pipa and playing a piece of pleasant music.

“My king, why are you angry?”

“Here, this cup of wine is for you!”

“I’ve heard so much about the Monkey King. I would love to spend the night with you!”

The moment they showed up, they hugged Sun Wukong and flirted with him.

Admittedly, all of the three women were gorgeous in their own way. They were all ready to be picked.

“Wow, what great evil!”

Someone stared at the bosoms that were covered under the queen’s golden dress.

Someone also looked at Princess Iron Fan who was pouring wine for Sun Wukong and quoted a line from a certain movie.

“Sister-in-law, open your mouth…”

Many male players remembered a famous quotation in the original novel that started with “sister-in-law” and put on a wicked smile.

All three of them were monsters. Even the queen, who was a human being, had been possessed by aliens. Even so, many people were attracted to them despite the blockage of Dragon City’s power of providence. It was obvious that the three monsters’ charm had crossed the boundary of species.

“No man can resist the charms of a beautiful woman. I don’t think the Monkey King can be an exception!”

“Monkey King, wake up. Princess Iron Fan is your sister-in-law. The Bull Demon King will cut you into pieces if he knows this, and your young nephew will spit at you!”

“The young nephew was already killed just now. Speaking of which, I always thought he had a niece instead of a nephew!”

However, some other people were still worried.

In particular, the woman who was playing the pipa was even prettier and sexier than Princess Iron Fan and the queen of the Kingdom of Girls.

More importantly, the pipa that she was playing was very similar to the pipa that the Topaz Scorpion dropped after being killed by Ji Ye!

As a matter of fact, the pipa was actually transformed from an alien who came from the same group as the Topaz Scorpion.

The woman playing it was actually the scorpion monster who had trounced Sun Wukong earlier.

Ding, ding, dang! Ding, ding dang!

The sound of music was charming and delusional, and the bedroom was filled with laughter. Princess Iron Fan and the queen both toasted Sun Wukong.

“My king, what a great capacity for liquor!”

“Brother-in-law, let’s have another drink!”

When the alluring atmosphere reached the climax, from the bottom of the dress of the woman who was playing pipa, a transparent tail extended out and furtively stabbed the back of Sun Wukong’s head while he was already half-drunk.

In the original novel, the monster’s tail was very horrifying. Sun Wukong’s head was immune to the hardest weapon, yet he lost his combat ability when he was stung by the tail. Even the Gautama Buddha felt pain after being stung.

The tail here was probably even more dangerous than that in the original novel. Even Sun Wukong might get killed by the scorpion beauty with one attack!

“Hey, where is the wine? Sister-in-law, why is there no wine?”

However, before the scorpion monster’s tail hit the target, Sun Wukong had cried angrily.

As it turned out, the wine on the table had been drunk up, so the Monkey King couldn’t pour a single drop of wine out of the empty carafe. He became infuriated and dashed from the chair to the top of the table!

The scorpion monster didn’t see it coming and missed the attack.

“Uncle, you’re already drunk. Don’t drink anymore!”

The three monsters looked at each other regretfully and all persuaded him.

“No, I want to drink more.”

Sun Wukong, however, shook his furry head and rose from the chair, looking for wine and not showing the slightest interest in the three alluring monsters.

“Damn it, attack him together and kill him!”

“No! He’s too strong! We’re no match for him.”

The monsters were fiercely arguing with the aliens that were attached to them.

Under normal circumstances, one party of the rituals was already a sacrifice, and it would relentlessly attack the hero who attempted to arrive.

However, this Quasi Mythological ritual was different. The monsters from Journey to the West, as villains, had their self-awareness and lives too.

If they were killed by Sun Wukong, they would be dead forever. Naturally, they hoped to seek a safer approach.

“My king, you’re drunk!”

“Uncle, don’t just drink.”

“But my head is dizzy and my heart is pounding…”

The three female monsters looked at each other and could only continue persuading him while they allured the Monkey King with their best.

“Hey, stop messing with me!”

As it turned out, Sun Wukong had one bottle of drink after another, but he didn’t fall down at all.

Instead, because of the alcohol, he became impatient with the three noisy monsters and pointed his fingers at them.

Instantly, the three monsters were frozen and could not utter a syllable.

Divine Technique: Freezing.

All the three monsters were frozen by Sun Wukong. The scorpion monster’s tail pin was only one finger away from Sun Wukong’s head. However, it could not press any further and dispersed after the power of providence provided by alien civilizations ran out.

They transformed into bright yellow power of providence and melted into the Dragons of Providence, making them much bigger!

“Well, is the Monkey King really drunk, or is he just pretending?”

“Whether he’s really drunk or not, he has passed this test.”

“He certainly can. Those aliens are truly stupid to try to seduce the Monkey King with girls!”

The players looked at each other in bewilderment after seeing what Sun Wukong did.

Beautiful girls were meaningless to Sun Wukong. After all, a normal man would never abandon seven guardian girls that had been frozen for the peaches that they defended!

After the test of the girls, the aliens were still not giving up.

At first, they presented women, children, and weaklings. They even created a female monkey that should’ve been irresistibly attractive to other monkeys.

It was safe to say that they adopted all sorts of schemes and plots.

However, the Monkey King had the heart of stone. He simply smashed and killed all the monsters whatever they appeared as.

As if they realized that Sun Wukong would never fall for such tricks, and so many monsters had died that not many were left, the aliens finally adopted a different strategy.

In the blink of an eye, a tremendous amount of fog arose on the battlefield and blocked everyone’s eyesight.

Countless monsters joined the illusions around the divine stone from the sky.

Then, nine monsters appeared on the battlefield at the same time!

A deer monster, a leopard monster, a fox monster, a centipede monster, a lion monster, a rat monster… All of the monsters seemed intimidating.

It was because the aliens they were melted with were all mythical species on Earth such as Medusa, hellhound, kappa, bloodthirsty bats… The names of those aliens were spread on Earth because human beings paid special attention to them when the Land of Inheritance was activated last time!

There were also the Six-Eared Monkey, Sai Tai Sui, and the Moon Rabbit.

The three monsters were exceptionally powerful.

The Six-Eared Monkey was one of the Four Rogue Monkeys in Journey to the West and had the same abilities as Sun Wukong did. The alien that strengthened it was another powerful monkey!

The two monkeys, when combined, had horrifying combat ability. It was the only monster that fought Sun Wukong head-on without being crushed.

Sai Tai Sui, on the other hand, was originally a golden-haired lion that the Goddess of Mercy rode.

It waved the purple bell in its hand and sent out the soundwaves of the Golden Hoop.

Even though the Monkey King wasn’t wearing any Golden Hoop, he was still so disturbed by the sound that he fought poorly in the battle.

As for the Moon Rabbit…

Having been possessed by a demon, it became a hundred meters tall and seemed to have been showered in boiling water. Its fur was rolled and dripping dark red blood that corroded the ground. This “demon rabbit” could hardly be associated with the Moon Rabbit Monster, who was the most beautiful woman in the TV adaptation of Journey to the West.

Ji Ye felt like he was no longer as eager to summon Chang’e, master of the Moon Rabbit, as before.

“I’ve been waiting!”

Confronting the nine formidable monsters, Sun Wukong didn’t seem intimidated at all.

He stabbed the bar into the ground and plucked several strands of his hair, before he blew at them and turned them into his clones!

Divine Technique: External Clones!

Each of the clones was slightly weaker than his original self.

On the battlefield, Sun Wukong fought nine enemies with his clones. The battles were so fierce that the sun was eclipsed and nothing could be seen.

Even the seawater that had surged into the pit was pushed dozens of kilometers back by the aftermath of the battles. Under the rounds of blasts, the water could not flow back at all!

“Monsters, die!”

Eventually, after fighting for half an hour, Sun Wukong roared and extended the bar a thousand meters long. He then swung it and destroyed all the nine monsters.

“Has he won?”

“He won!”

“Is it over? He must’ve passed the test!”

Seeing the scene, the audience on the Land of Inheritance and on Earth were all excited.

The Monkey King had defeated nine enemies on his own. This test should be over by now.

However, the truth was that the test was not over yet!

“Monkey, do you acknowledge your mistake?”

All of a sudden, a golden light emanated in the sky, and the chanting of sutras could be heard.

Then, a golden, glittering nine-layered lotus platform appeared. The Gautama Buddha stood on the stop, surrounded by plenty of Bodhisattva, Arhat, Bhikkhu…

When the Gautama Buddha appeared on the battlefield, Sun Wukong hesitated for the first time instead of launching an attack immediately.

He frowned and rolled his eyes, as if he were considering something.

“What’s happening here? Even the Gautama Buddha is here? That’s so unfair!”

“No, it isn’t. The Gautama Buddha must be a Quasi Mythological hero based on a religion too. He’s not necessarily stronger than Sun Wukong.”

“You’re wrong. The Gautama Buddha was a real person in history and could even be a Mythological player who came to the Land of Inheritance before. He also has so many Bodhisattva and Arhat helping him. How can the Monkey King defeat them?”

“Exactly. The Monkey King is clearly exhausted from fighting the nine enemies. He can hardly hold the bar. How can he defeat the Gautama Buddha?”

Looking at the Gautama Buddha as well as the Bodhisattva, who almost filled up half of the sky, most people in Dragon City felt like their mood fell to rock bottom from the peak.