Exorcism Through Climax With a Single Strike!

“Sigh…….”

Exorcists association headquarter. A corner of a quiet corridor. A cold resting bench was next to a vending machine.

It was more than ten days after the pedophile slayer had been defeated.

The manhunt for the demon had hit a snag and Kaede, who had unwantedly found herself with some time on her hands, was resting for the first time in a long time.

“Hey, Kuzunoha”

All of a sudden, a translucent woman appeared from the wall and called out from above Kaede, who was tapping her canned coffee.

“……….is it Nagisa-san?”

Kaeded turns her slightly tired eyes toward Nagisa, unfazed.

《Technique crusher Nagisa》

Formerly one of the Twelve heavenly masters and currently the head of the monitoring department.

Having put Furuya Haruhisa’s decapitation trial on hold at her discretion, she manifested in front of Kaede with the dead fish-like eyes and continued in a low voice.

“It’s about time we should talk. What the h**l was that?”

“……… generally, it’s exactly what you expected”

You don’t even need to check what the h**l that thing is.

Furuya Haruhisa. It was about the curse dwelling in his both hands.

As if to not to inadvertently leak out the information more than what Nagisa has grasped, Kaede leaves it to the opponent’s opinion.

Nagisa squinted her in displeasure and said,

“I’m not deceiving you. It is now the official opinion of the Monitoring Department that you Kuzunoha have been concealing the existence of the “unknown sexual relic”. Not only old families, but the top brass of the association share the same opinion.”

It’s because my spirit vision has unbelievable credibility, Nagisa said as she searched for Kaede’s reaction.

Emphasising “Unknown sexual relic.”

“……it’s totally unbelievable but I’m pretty sure it’s “9th order sexual relic”. But if it’s about that, then I don’t really understand anything”

While scratching her spiritual body head, she cites her opinion as if to cross question kaede.

“There’s no discovery of new sexual relics for several hundreds of years nor is there any record of any ridiculous ability such as climax exorcism, as far as I know. This means that those hands just appeared out of nowhere.”

Nagisa continues furthermore, while feeling a bit uncanny,

“And also, If Sakura’s report that he started wearing that bracelet as a temporary seal when he was in the sixth grade is correct, then that sexual relic has been haunting Haruhisa Furuya for over four years.”

“……..yes, that’s right.”

Looking at Kaede who meekly recognized, Nagisa immediately replied with “impossible.”

However it wasn’t in denial, but more of a marvel of disbelief.

“If that’s true, then that brat has been on peaceful terms with the curse for more than twice as long as Soya’s heiress.”

“….. because it’s true.”

“…….that means the likelihood of that kid Furuya Haruhisa being not normal at all is increasing more and more. Kuzunoha really doesn’t know about this at all?”

“About that, I rather want to hear from you here.”

Kaede unknowingly put all her strength into her hand and looked back at Nagisa.

“What do you mean by Furuya Haruhisa is an apostle1?”

It was the result of a spirit dive that Nagisa had blurted out at the time of the decapitation trial, turning everything upside down when there was only the option of imprisonment for him.

It was completely out of the question for Kaede as well.

“I meant exactly what I said.”

Nagisa says without hiding how frustrated Kaede’s reply was.

“I have clearly felt the sign of fallen celestial being2…….but there was no one inside”

Hearing Nagisa’s words, Kaede took a sigh of relief from the bottom of her heart.

Whether it’s because Nagisa’s spirit dive was unnaturally interrupted or that priest’s camouflaged seal managed to fool her. Whatever the reason, apparently she doesn’t notice the existence of voices echoing inside Haruhisa’s head. (Note : priest here referring to Furuya foster father)

However at the same time as she felt relief, the result of Nagisa’s spirit dive was too baffling for her. Nagisa confidently asserted that Furuya Haruhisa is an apostle.

It is an extraordinary ability that allows a person to possess the inhabitants of the heavenly realm and temporarily exercise power beyond human comprehension.

If the time hadn’t changed……No, It’s a unique ability that is still synonymous with rulers in this day and age.

“I will ask you this once again, Kuzunoha. That brat Furuya Haruhisa is really an orphan from the spiritual disaster?”

“Unmistakably”

Kaede replied immediately.

She had asked the people of Kuzunoha to once again check for the origin of Haruhisa but the result was white. He was just an ordinary lineage person.

Therefore, she doesn’t know.

She doesn’t know why there is a sign of fallen celestial beings from Furuya Haruhisa.

Even though “that” thing inside Haruhisa could not possibly be such a sacred being.

“Tsk. It’s really fruitless to probe the fox and it’s stomach after all.”

Nagisa was still suspicious but the monitoring department was also investigating to the level of DNA analysis but they are backing down easily.

“Anyway, that kid isn’t something that can be touched easily……and Shinzoku council is completely irregular after all. Unless he gets visibly out of control, I’m putting his treatment on hold for now. Neither I’m going to pursue Kuzunoha’s liability on it”

“………”

She doesn’t care about Kuzunoha’s responsibility.

“I’m glad”, she wanted to say that Nagisa who was looking on the other side but Kaede kept a stern expression on her face so as not to reveal her heartfelt relief and changed to a different story.

“In exchange for withholding treatment, Furuya Haruhisa will be monitored more strictly than before, right?”

“Of course”

“Considering all that, there is the mysterious command to Fumidori Sakura for continuing her work who is going through rehabilitation. You, Nagisa-san, have come to make some very strange decisions.”

Nagisa’s eyes softened a little when she asked her with a bit of personal sentiment.

“Ah. It’s all right itself.”

“What?”

“Even when doctors recommended her simple rest, she was depressed and unable to relax. If that’s the case, I thought it would be better to leave her with a light job. She has got a lot of talent. I don’t want to ruin it by mishandling it……but I will be trouble if she was charmed by that brat even more”

“………”

She’s also troubled by that.

Kaede’s brow furrowed slightly as she thought of something out of place.

If Sakura as an observer was half-feint, then the real ones had already been dispatched separately.

Furuya Haruhisa is an easy-going person. Just as she thought it might be better to send him a warning notice soon and it’s better to devise a arrangements for her next meeting with him,

“Just so you know, you can’t tell anyone about what I just told you. Of course, you can’t share this information with Furuya Haruhisa himself.”

For a moment, she thought she had read her inner feeling but it wasn’t about that.

It was about the Fallen celestial being and a Ninth order sexual relic.

“Anyhow, it’s an irregular among irregular. Giving too much information to the person himself can increase the risk. Well, most of all”

Nagisa looked at Kaede with a mean look in her eyes, the opposite of the look she gave to her own apprentice,

“This isn’t warning, as it seems like Kuzunoha has hidden many things from Furuya Haruhisa”

“……..this is same as the Soya misaki surrounding”

The sexual relic of king succubus. She’s sure anyone would do the same when they realised the good for nothing nature of this relic.

“Well that’s right”

Nagisa nodded at Kaede’s words and disappeared as soon as her business was done.

“………sigh”

In a quiet corner of the hallway, Kaede sipped her canned coffee and exhaled slowly. Although it was for a limited period of time, Haruhisa Furuya’s safety could be guaranteed for now.

However, there were too many unexpected things for Kaede herself to be relieved.

Fallen celestial being. Demon’s assault. The pending period until the next Shinzoku Conference……

It was too much for her to handle with her exhausted mind from the one-on-one interaction with Nagisa.

“………for the time being”

Kaede made a decision with a tired mind.

“I think I’ll go see Furuya-kun again.”

This is of course, in the form of me.

The end of last year. After she has been helped by coincidence in that appearance. She has thought about stopping multiple times before being found out.

But still, she just can’t stop.

“This time, I will act within a range of reasons……..”

The reverse knee pillow was just barely okay.

Next, …… Yes, relaxation is a priority, so how about holding hands and taking a walk in the park?

Kaede entrusted her body to rest for a while dreaming of something she could never do in her original appearance.

Note : End of Volume 1

1. The word here in raw means invoking a spirit/god in oneself or Calling down a good. So I guess apostle who can call upon or receive power suits better. As might have seen the mysterious power of pleasure point boost.

2. As for this one, actually this one has the same wording used as the apostle. Basically that word means “celestial being+fall down/calling down”, so I can use the apostle ‘s word there. But as you may have read, nagisa saying “this sign….fallen celestial being”, I don’t think this is talking about Furuya being an apostle at all. Which will contradict meaning if I were to use the same wording. And hence I will continue with that unless there is more information available. That will be most likely available in the next volume.

Unknownbest to me, something important has come to light about these hands.

But there was no way to confirm it now.

“Yaay!! We proved Furuya-kun’s innocence!! Victory! Thank you for cooperating, Mutsumi-chan!”

“It’s only natural that I’ll cooperate with you guys.” 𝐟𝙧ee𝔀e𝐛𝓃𝐨𝚟𝑒𝗹.c𝗼𝚖

I was grateful to Soya and Nagumo, who were as happy as I was.

[And now, that idiot over there]

“Fue!”

Right after the trial was over. Nagisa called out to Soya who was frolicking around from below the ground.

“You, I’m going to bill the Soya family for the repairs to the association headquarters, so be prepared.”

“What, No, I will be scolded….”

……as expected, I also should go with her to receive the scolding.

Just as I was thinking that while looking at disheartened Soya.

At the corner of my field of vision, I saw Sakura briskly walking out of the courtroom with a downcast look.

“Sakura……?”

I immediately chased after her, but I couldn’t find her in the inorganic corridor of the basement.

I’m not sure if it was imagination or not but I could see water droplets that looked like tears rolling down the corridor, making faint stains.

6

What the h**l are these two hands?

One night after the decapitation trial, many questions were swirling around in my head.

The power to exorcism a Rank 7 cursed spirit with one hit, let alone a Rank 6.

The girl’s voice that came at the right time to help me Everytime.

And the unusually strict attitude of the leading members of the Monitoring department.

It was a state of alert that went far beyond just the fact that the owner of the obscene ability to climax exorcism had become a lolicon.

Besides, I feel like the reason why the alert status was suddenly put on hold wasn’t only because Soya has caught lolicon maker.

“…..I can’t say anything rash about that, because I haven’t sorted out the situation yet myself.”

Right after the trial.

I hurled this question at Kaede who was in the midst of performing a regular check-up just to make sure but even then, what came out from her was an ambiguous answer.

“In the meanwhile, we will show the association how useful you are when you exorcise that lolicon slayer. After that, there may be something I can tell you.”

Informing that, Kaede went off to look for the host of lolicon maker in order to prevent the lolicon slayer from spreading damage. It was about probing the thread of spiritual power extending from the nonhuman little girl and marking down the main body. (T/N – just like how you have seen lolicon slayer was remote controlled when kaede fight against him before the trial of furuya, and disappeared later after defeat. That’s the same case here, in other words, just like the signal your smartphone catches from wifi in case anyone is confused)

Because mysteries with remote controlled patterns often have multiple bodies, you can never have peace of mind just by capturing the nonhuman girl.

(Well, defeating the lolicon slayer was already the main goal of our team, so first of all, we’ll focus on that)

While I was thinking about that, the exchange between Nagisa and Kaede which I was curious about kept coming back to me.

(It’s been like that for now, but Kaede has been hiding something from me. About the seal of this arm)

I was half forced to go for a regular checkup.

I was warned not to let anyone know about my voice.

Once it became clear, I ignored it for some reason but after experiencing the uncharacteristically vigilance of the monitoring department towards me…..I sense that Kaede’s behavior has become strange.

Speaking of which, it was the same with Soya’s succubus eyes but to begin with, it’s really strange to hide the details about the curse from the cursed person itself. It’s like a doctor not explaining a disease to his patient.

(But still. Kaede is scary and unforgiving however she isn’t the type to use me or anything like that. There must have been some reason if she isn’t able to tell me but……I still am unable to understand the real intention of her)

It was when I continued to think about things that I couldn’t help but think about and my thoughts started to go in a loop.

“Hey Furuya! Don’t lose your focus!”

“Dammit”

A bamboo sword swung down on my head.

“Yes, you died. You just got your head chopped off by a lolicon slayer and you’re dead.

It was Nagumo in dogi who looked down at me in amazement who was crouching down while holding his head. (T/N : dogi, martial art uniform. Similar to uniform in karate, judo etc)

“Really, although I have heard that you can’t use exorcist techniques, even your martial arts/fighting techniques are so so. I really wonder how you were able to exorcise me”

“No, you have been training me Continuously for two hours, both my focus and my stamina are at limit now”

The place where I was exchanging these words with Nagumo was an indoor training ground near the association headquarters.

Before the confrontation with lolicon slayer, a monster with a weapon, I have been training with Nagumo, a kendo specialist who is acting as a hypothetical enemy.

Actually, When the lolicon slayer appears, we plan to use the capture techniques of a professional Exorcist and Nagumo’s monstrous strength to stop the enemy, but the lolicon slayer will aim at the lolicon ——, which means me, no matter what. This is why it is essential to train to look out for their weapons.

However,

“What? Two hours is just warming up.”

Before the lolicon slayer, I was about to be killed by the full powered athletic oriented monster.

I don’t care if it’s a club practice, it’s a training exercise with your life on the line. I’m not going to cut corners.”

“You know, you said that but if I ends up with sore muscle or torn muscle at the crucial moment, I will not be able to do anything”

“Well that’s also true however, really. You should have more physical strength if you are in the business of fighting monsters.”

Nagumo took a sigh in resignation.

Well, I don’t think I can argue against that

“……do you really want a break so badly?”

Nagumo muttered.

“If that’s the case, you know what I’m talking about. If that was performed on me, I would even have to take a break then. I don’t want to do that. Although I’m unwilling”

Nagumo nonchalantly tried to remove my bracelet while feigning indifference,

“Hey, Idiot! What are you doing!”

Even though I’ve just escaped the Monitoring Department’s decapitation trial with great pain!

What are you trying to take a break in a different way!

“Accident! This is a training accident so it’s all right!”

“It was clearly intentional!”

Or rather, did Nagumo already forgot? We are not alone in this place. She is still working as my watcher.

“Hey, Sakura! Don’t daze around, help me stop this guy!”

“………..what?”

Hearing my voice, Sakura who was sitting on a corner looking down absentmindedly raised her face. She still Continues her work as an observer with any break.

By the way, Soya is currently on the mission to identify and protect people who may have been turned into lolicon using the power of her succubus eyes together with a team organized by association in an emergency. Karasuma, like the two inspectors, had been lightly imprisoned because the loliconisation could not be cured. Seems like unless we do something about the real form of lolicon maker, the loliconisation can’t be cured. It’s a cursed monster.

“…..hmm!? Ah you guys, what are you doi—gah?”

“Sakura!?”

Finally realising the scuffle between me and Nagumo, Sakura rushed over here however she fell down magnificently. Seems like she stumbled upon the wreckage of bamboo swords that had been destroyed by Nagumo when she was unable to control her strength.

“After all, you have been weird since yesterday. What happened to you?”

It’s definitely strange for Sakura, who should have a fairly high level in martial arts, to fall down even without being so passive. She has been absentmindedly since yesterday to the point she didn’t even argue against the kaede who was performing regular check-ups.

“Unable to muster the power when the big b***s sway……” Like this, leaving the Nagumo that had collapsed on the ground languidly like mollusks, I rushed over to Sakura.

I extends my hand to help her but,

“I can get up alone!”

Sakura shakes off my hand and stands up, her face bright red. Her face was so distorted that she looked like she was about to start crying.

I was so worried that I tried to open my mouth again to ask her if she was okay, but

“…….You guys practicing all the time without a break, are you stupid?”

Sakura suddenly said this, and turned her back to me.