Go to Hell, White Lotus

[10. Half-hearted Smile’s Crazy Antics 2]

Three men, each possessing different intentions, climbed the Yulong Snow Mountain. It was a pity that all three were focussing on slightly different things.

White Lotus: I must level up a few times today. It would be best if I could be able to change professions within the next two days….It has been said that Half-hearted Smile used to be a disciple of Great God….would he hate me because of his obsession with Great God?

Hundred Days Red: I must take good care of White Lotus otherwise I wouldn’t dare face the great master. I must leave master with a good impression!

Half-hearted Smile: White Lotus ~ White Lotus ~ Big and white White Lotus ~ Today I will take you home, every day Smecta ~ (思密达??)

The three people were actually not familiar with each other and so they naturally didn’t know what to talk about. Bai Lian Hua may seem unrestrained, but he is actually a shy boy who blushes and gets nervous when encountering a stranger. At first, he wanted to take the initiative to add them as friends, but he was worried that it might make him seem too egotistical. He hesitated and contemplated for a few moments before only adding his disciple and did not add Half-hearted Smile.

However, Bai Lian Hua didn’t expect Half-hearted Smile to take the initiative to add him – [System Tip: Player [Half Hearted Smile] requested to add you as a friend].

Bai Lian Hua clicked on the agree button and added him as a friend. [System prompt: You have successfully become friends with player [Half-hearted Smile]. We hope you become thick as thieves and that your friendship remains strong though thick and thin]

He could not help but cry out in awe at the system; in that short statement, it included two idioms.

Following this, he again didn’t have anything to say. It was only until the team captain Hundred Days Red broke the silence.

[Team] Hundred Days Red: Master please be careful. At the peak of Yulong Snow Mountain are level 60 monsters. You will not only be killed with one hit, one touch and you will become fine dust.

[Team] Half-hearted Smile: Rest assured. I will protect your master.

[Team] White Lotus: … Thank you.

Bai Lian Hua had thought that, with this, the conversation was over. He didn’t expect to see the next line of words appear.

[Team] Half-hearted Smile: If you feel grateful, how about giving yourself to me?

[Team] White Lotus: Go to hell, yin stick! (yin棍?)

[Team] Hundred Days Red: Smile, do you want me to call you Master’s Wife?

[Team] Half-hearted Smile: Wu….. Masters Wife sounds good.

[Team] Hundred Days Red: I think that Love Heart King has recently become more handsome. What do you think of me accepting him has my god-daughter?

[Team] Half-hearted Smile: Hundred Days Red don’t talk about that disgusting renyao.

Bai Lian Hua sat in front of the computer and could keenly smell the scent of something going on between Half-hearted Smile and Love Heart King. No wait, Love Heart King is obviously male, why is he calling him a renyao??

At this time, the team was once again filled with silence.

When they arrived at the mountain peak, Bai Lian Hua was very well protected by the other two. Even the ends of the guardian gods gown could not touch him. What was even more amazing was that his experience meter continuously rose, as if it were running a marathon. The speed was even and stable, and after 10 minutes, the system informed him that he had reached level 45.

Bai Lian Hua looked at the screen and seeing that he had nothing to do, decided to join his roommates to head off for lunch. Before he left, he didn’t forget to inform the other two players to which Hundred Days Red replied: “Don’t worry master! You can rest assured and go have lunch. Leave this place to me and Smile!”

Hearing this Bai Lian Hua was filled with joy. He then proceeded to pull the other three men in his dormitory to head off together to a small snack stand outside the school. They ordered four bowls of hot and sour noodles and he patted himself on the chest proudly announcing, “Don’t worry and eat your fill. As I am in a good mood today, I’m treating you!”

“Good on you Bai Lian Hua! A bowl of hot and sour noodles only costs 5 dollars! You’re using just this to buy us?”Chu Zhongtian retorted with dissatisfaction. The two other cannon fodder roommates who have only appeared once, Li Bei and Zhou Nanjiang, could not help but express “Lian Hua, considering our friendship, you shouldn’t do this to us….”

Bai Lian Hua was almost sent to heaven and back hearing the words of these people. He gritted his teeth and bought each a cup of milk tea as well.

Chu Zhongtian took the opportunity to wink at him and slyly pinched Bai Lian Hua’s cheeks:”Ohoho Lotus sister…What level are you at now?”

Bai Lian Hua’s eyes teared up from the pain and ambiguously answered: “Its only 45…”At this level, he can be a master, but Bai Lian Hua had decided to steel his heart and cling onto a big tree called the Great God. As the saying goes, the shade under the tree is nice and cool. With Great God acting as his tree protecting him, he guessed that he can continue without a worry.

Chu Zhongtian was surprised but after short period of time, he smiled and grabbed Bai Lian Hua’s neck, pulling him close enough to let Bai Lian Hua smell the smell of Chu Zhongtian’s shampoo. With two men clinging so closely together on a hot summers day like today, rather than feeling awkward, the discomfort was the main issue. Bai Lian Hua placed down his chopsticks as his face sank: “Chu Zhongtian let go!”. With his voice so high-pitched, bystanders could easily mistaken his gender.

”I won’t let go. Let’s see what can you do about it?” Chu Zhongtian continues to pinch his chin, cheeks and earlobes. The other two roommates only sat by laughing at their antics, enjoying the scene of Bai Lian Hua being shackled before them.

”You bastard!” Bai Lian Hua’s cheeks were rosy from the pinching and his eyes were watery (don’t misunderstand, it’s because the noodles were spicy). With this appearance, he looked very lovable.

A large bang sounded behind them, “I really can’t stand this anymore!”. A young man whose face looked like the Chinese character 国 stood up and pointed to Chu Zhongtian. “Don’t you geel embarrassed teasing this young lady?! Did she do anything to provoke you? It is because of scum like you that society today is such a mess!”

Bai Lian Hua was dumbfounded. Chu Zhongtian was even more dumbfounded. He looked at the angry man standing before him and after a long time he spat out two words: “You know, I am…” I am his friend! And he is a damn male ah!

Unfortunately Chu Zhongtian’s words were only half said before he was punched. “I hate people like you who always bully the weak! I don’t care how well off you are, today I will beat you up!”

”…” “Bullying the weak” Facing the enraged man before him, he could only violently vomit blood.

Bai Lian Hua and his friends could only look dazed at the events occurring before them. Once calmed, Zhou Nanjiang took the lead to go and explain to the young man while Li Bai proceeded to join Bai Lian Hua and restrained Chu Zhongtian from fighting back.

”Sir… you misunderstood. My classmates were just playing around!” Zhou Nanjiang said gently.

”You’re mother stop bullshitting!” The face of the man was full of anger, and looked as if it was about to explode. “Don’t you see the lady crying?!”

When Zhou Nanjiang heard this, he looked at Bai Lian Hua’s moist eyes and almost laughed but he quickly concealed it before continuing, “Sir, you misunderstood what I was saying…look, does he have a chest?”. He pulled over Bai Lian Hua who was currently comforting Chu Zhongtian.

The young man looked at him up and down. He hesitated and said: “Even if the young lady’s chest is flat, you still shouldn’t humiliate her like this!”

Bai Lian Hua has the urge to fall flat to the ground.

Seeing that verbal explanations are ineffective, Bai Lian Hua silently decided to explain physically so that he could prove Chu Zhongtian’s innocence.

Bai Lian Hua pulled up his shirt revealing a flat chest.

At this moment, the world was quiet and even the onlookers became dumbfounded.

The young man looked at him for a few seconds. In those few seconds Bai Lian Hua had already pulled his shirt back down.

”Do you understand now?” He is a man! He has a golden rod! He can carry on the family line! This shouldn’t even be something that needed to be questioned!

The face of the young man was red and he suddenly felt his face burn.

”Miss… Even if you didn’t wear a bra today, you can’t just reveal your chest like that…”

The smile on Bai Lian Hua’s face stiffened and Chu Zhongtian who had been angry until now couldn’t help but laugh madly as he sprawled across the table.