Go to Hell, White Lotus

38. Today Moon Will Post One More]

After having breakfast outside, Bai Lian Hua initially intended to visit the library but when he arrived, realised that he didn’t really like to read books. He dawdled around for a while before eventually returning to his dormitory.

Just as he walked into his dormitory room, he found that Chu Zhongtian had already returned and had probably received his results. Seeing his happy expression, It was obvious that he didn’t need to take the make up examination. What made Bai Lian Hua confused, however, was that he returned to find Chu Zhongtian packing up his laptop and blankets. —–why is Chu Zhongtian so diligent today?

”Lian Hua!” Chu Zhongtian turned his head and glanced at him. “I’m getting ready to go back to my hometown.”

”Ah?” Bai Lian Hua looked at him with horror. “You’re leaving as well?”

“Isn’t there still Li Bei?” Chu Zhongtian asked without raising his head. It looks like he didn’t hear about Li Bei running off to the end of the world in search for true love…..

Bai Lian Hua went silent for a while and then asked: “….When are you leaving?”

“My train ticket is for the train at one twenty this afternoon- – – I will go to the station in a bit. I haven’t been home for a long time.”

Chu Zhongtian’s last sentence dispelled Bai Lian Hua’s initial intention to ask him to stay…..even if he didn’t want to go home himself, he shouldn’t prevent others from going home. “Then safe travels.” Bai Lian Hua mumbled.

Chu Zhongtian took his suitcase and patted Bai Lian Hua on his shoulder and commented: “You two don’t mess up the dormitory when we’re gone!”

Bai Lian Hua: “…….”

Out of a total of four dormitory residents, only one remained. Bai Lian Hua wiped away his bitter tears and couldn’t help but feel that loneliness really was like snow….Fortunately, the schools internet was still working. Otherwise Bai Lian Hua would have no other reason staying here!

Logging in, he received his daily tasks and as he proceeded to kill monsters, he unexpectedly received a private chat from someone that he would have never imagined to receive from….

[Private chat] Great God:

[Private chat] White Lotus: = 口 0! Great God looking for me?!

[Private chat] God: There is something I need to trouble you with

[private chat] White Lotus: What is it?

[Private chat] Great God: Take me to the school chemistry lab tomorrow morning

[Private chat] White Lotus: Isn’t Great God in the computer department?

[Private chat] Great God: Teacher Apartment A-3 Building, 5th Floor, Room 1, 7:30am

[Private chat] White Lotus: …

Bai Lian Hua silently sat before his computer: Song junior shouldn’t be so overbearing! Song junior is not a senior! What is with the commanding tone from Song junior? Song junior you shouldn’t continue to ruin my good impression of you!

[Private chat] Great God: Thank you

[Private chat] White Lotus: …

[Private chat] Great God: ^_^

Pfft.…. “^_^” What is with that expression? The Great God actually laughs too—- Bai Lian Hua furiously rubbed his eyes and yet he could still see that expression sent by Great God. It must be because he didn’t sleep well last night….No. It must be because Great God didn’t sleep well last night!

[Private chat] White Lotus: ….Great God, why don’t you just check the school map?

Great God then said something that caused Bai Lian Hua to become even more shocked.

[Private chat] Great God: Directionally challenged

[Private chat] White Lotus: …Then why don’t you find someone else?

[Private chat] Great God: I only know you

”Only know you”. That’s right…Bai Lian Hua may know many students at this university, but for Song Qingge who had just enrolled, he only know him! Bai Lian Hua’s inner desire to “protect the weak” surged and he passionately….agreed.

Lian Hua….don’t worry about protecting the young and the weak! Protect your chrysanthemum! Didn’t your junior high school politics teacher tell you —–don’t easily enter a male strangers room? This later resulted in Bai Lian Hua writing several books titled: “How a Pure White Lotus Transformed into a Blushing Lotus Flower”; “Discussing how Chatting with a Stranger in their Room can Harm the Chrysanthemum” and “How to protect the socially disadvantaged”…..

Great God said those words and no longer continued to speak. Bai Lian Hua also didn’t want to ask any further questions. Once his daily tasks were completed, the system sent a reminder that his backpack was full…..Bai Lian Hua ran back to the warehouse in the novice village to drop off a few unwanted items before heading back. It was at this moment that Bai Lian Hua undoubtedly realised the disadvantages of not having a warehouse of his own.

As always, the area surrounding the warehouse is filled with excitement with players selling things, buying things, storing things and taking things.…In the nearby chat system, the speaker icon continuously flashed. As someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, Bai Lian Hua had tried to stop the flashing many times and eventually could only turn a deaf ear towards it. This naturally caused him to ignore a certain call from another player……

[Nearby] Yun Yu: White Lotus, Add. ==

[Nearby] Yun Yu: To think that I can’t private chat you OTZ.

[Nearby] Her Warmth is like Summer: Silly boy. Don’t play around. Lotus brother is not going spare you a thought. He has Great God in his right hand, Smile in his left hand and even Lonely Like Snow who will help with creating descendants…….

[Nearby] Yun Yu: …

Yun Yu fanned himself with a fan while his left hand busily typed. The blue English letters appeared on the screen one line at a time and, from time to time, several symbols also appeared as well…..Finally, Yun Yu pressed the Enter key.

[Private chat] Yun Yu: To think that you actually disabled private chats with strangers.

[Private chat] White Lotus: = 皿 = How did you manage to private chat me?

[Private chat] Yun Yu: Secret. Add as friends. Don’t tell me you forgot already?

Bai Lian Hua of course remembered. He was the boss of the convenience store. Although he was curious about how Yun Yu managed to private chat with him, Yun Yu managed to add him as friends and proceeded to send over another private message before he could ask about it.

[Private chat] Yun Yu: You actually formed a guild? Requesting to join.

[Private chat] White Lotus: .….Wait.

Silently sighing that this man acted very familiar despite their minimal interactions, Bai Lian Hua sent him an invitation. Seconds later, a system message informed him that Yun Yu had joined the guild.

[Guild] Yun Yu: Hello everyone, I’m new.

[Guild] Hundred Days Red: Welcome new player~ Throws confetti.

[Guild] Half Crazy Smile: Why do a find that…..the name is very familiar ==. As I get older, my memory seems to have deteriorated as well. I can’t seem to remember where I have seen it.

[Guild] Great God: Yun Yu, are you Yu Yun?

Both Bai Lian Hua and Half Crazy Smile felt different degrees of shock. Bai Lian Hua was shocked by the fact that Great God actually used punctuation marks + Great God actually appeared! Half Crazy Smile was shocked because…..this is Yu Yun?

[Guild] Yun Yu: Oh SY! You actually recognized me!

[Guild] Hundred Days Red: What is SY? Hand, yin? (KK: ??)

[Guild] Great God: ….

[Guild] Hundred Days Red: … What did the great ancestor do to be called hand, yin! Shocked!

[Guild] Half Crazy Smile: …

The truth was only known by three members: Great God, Sile and Yun Yu.

[Guild] White Lotus: What’s wrong with Yun Yu?

Bai Lian Hua suddenly felt that the atmosphere in the guild chat was very strange. Great God who had been silent actually spoke and Smile who was usually lively was now silent…..What is this Yun Yu or Yun Yu? Why is this so complicated. This….this really is too strange?

[Guild] Yun Yu: Well. In fact, I was invited by the games Technology Department.

[Guild] White Lotus: …

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[Guild] Yun Yu: That’s why Great God and Smile is so surprised.

Who said that it was because he was invited by the technology department that they are surprised ——no, but what did they invite him for?

[Guild] Yun Yu: Li Shenzhou said that Great God seriously damaged the game’s stability.

[Guild] Yun Yu: So he asked me to destroy him on behalf of the the moon!

[Guild] White Lotus: …

[Guild] Great God: …

[Guild] Half Crazy Smile: …

[Guild] Hundred Days Red: Yun Yu Brother are you joking around? How are you going to destroy Great God?

[Guild] Yun Yu: I haven’t thought about it yet…

[Guild] White Lotus: So…

[Guild] Yun Yu: Mmm.…Since Great God’s level is so high, let’s level up first. I just registered this account today and promised Li Shenzhou that I won’t hack his system.

Bai Lian Hua wiped the sweat from his brow: Disciple! It looks like you’re right, this Yun Yu is just joking around. If Great God is willing to take him…..Bai Lian Hua swears that he would chop off his head and serve it in a wine cup! (Great God: I don’t want your bloody wine cup)

[Guild] Great God: Where are you now

[Guild] Yun Yu: 24.137.119

Bai Lian Hua once again deeply and sincerely said: You bastards didn’t hear anything earlier. I didn’t make any stupid oath! You heard wrong!

he surrounding area about him suddenly became bright and after the light effect scattered, Great God dressed in a flowing white gown and wielding a sword appeared on his screen. Such a attention drawing appearance caused many young men and women to feel their heart fluttering…..it looks like something strange mixed in….Bai Lian Hua swears that he is not one of the young men whose heart fluttered!

[Nearby] Yun Yu: Great God is fast as always

[Nearby] Great God: Where to fight monsters

[Nearby] Yun Yu: When I can level up faster~

[Nearby] Great God: White Lotus want to go together?

Bai Lian Hua really couldn’t work out what was going on with the boss of the small convenience store. To think that he can make the cold and standoffish Great God come to help him train……..after reflecting or a long time, he entered a few words.

[Nearby] White Lotus: Yeah…..okay….

[Nearby] Great God: Then go to the peak of Yulong Snow Mountain.

It looks like he wasn’t worried that Yun Yu who had only just reached level 10 would die there. He was either confident in Yun Yu’s skills or he was confident in his ability to protect a level 10 slag against a level 50 monster.

[Guild] Yun Yu: Oh Chen Tian, do you want to come to Yulong Snow Mountain too~

[Guild] Yun Yu: Or we can call up Little Red. Lets NP together.

[Nearby] Half Crazy Smile: …No need. Have fun.

[Nearby] Yun Yu: Oh, Okay then.

And so! Who on earth is this Yun Yu? Is he a convenience store owner by day and a masked superhero by night?? Bai Lian Hua couldn’t help but express his shock….

Yun Yu, Yu Yun. He was certian that he had heard this name somewhere before but where did he hear it from? Why couldn’t he remember?

Bai Lian Hua unconsciously moved his hand to his keyboard and typed a few words. He then decisively changed his private chat channel and directly sent Roommate an email. The content only had one sentence. “Roommate, do you know who Yu Yun is?”