God of Illusions

Translated by: pokka

Editor: Reckeva

Every single individual who had left Starnet Academy had ultimately become an elite of the various empires, and it was precisely because of this that Starnet Academy’s yearly recruitment of students was always extremely popular.

Its popularity was something Bai Xiaofei was now experiencing personally...

After lining up for over three hours, there was still a long line forming behind him by the time he finally registered himself. He was hungry to the point his chest was stuck to his back by the time he completed the registration, and it pleased him that Starnet Academy supplied food as well!

He disregarded the gazes shot at him from nearby, and he burped with satisfaction after he annihilated an entire large bowl of food for the third time. The managing student from Starnet Academy, on the other hand, was impatiently waiting for him.

The managing student said, “Since you’ve had your fill, quickly get up. I’ll show all of you to your beds, and I’ll administer your tests all together tomorrow!”

Bai Xiaofei’s eyes narrowed slightly as he glanced coldly at the managing student, who had already turned and left.

Motherf*cker, do you really think I’m a f*cking “ripe persimmon” you can squeeze?!

After jogging over to catch up, Bai Xiaofei stuck out his bulging stomach and squeezed himself all the way to stand right behind the managing student. Huskie had already vanished some time ago.

Under the leadership of the managing student, their group quickly arrived at a group of wooden houses temporarily constructed for the people intending to participate in the entrance test. Before the managing student could establish his prestige as a senior, the person who had previously appeared at the academy’s entrance had suddenly walked over.

“Senior!”

This address seemed to be a convention at Starnet Academy. So long as one saw someone a year higher than one’s self, one had to take the initiative to greet the person and couldn’t raise one’s head.

The people who had followed behind the managing student were deeply afraid of violating any taboo, and only Bai Xiaofei revealed a sinister smile. He was also the last to lower his head, and as he did so, he smoothly shoved a tiny little thing into the managing student’s waistband.

The managing student waited for a long time, but the “senior” still hadn’t spoken. He stealthily glanced over and noticed that there wasn’t a single person before him. He raised his head in extreme embarrassment and coughed twice before calling over the people behind him.

“In Starnet Academy, you must greet seniors and teachers when you see them, but they might not reply to you. This is extremely normal, and all of you did well earlier.” After giving himself a way out of his awkward position, the managing student organized his words, intending to once more take on his role.

But he hadn’t finished speaking when a clear “poot” resounded out from behind him, and a suffocating stench suffused the air.

“Senior, your fart is so smelly!” Without the slightest intention of avoiding offense, Bai Xiaofei ran far away as he spoke, as if he was deeply afraid the stench would suffocate him.

Affected by Bai Xiaofei, the surrounding people considered moving aside, yet they were afraid of offending the senior. Even after a long time, they didn’t move.

“Kid, don’t make irresponsible—” The managing student hadn’t finished speaking when another clear sound resounded, and the stench rose to another level.

“I didn’t—”

Poot!

“Really—”

Poot!

The more anxious the managing student became, the more frequently the clear sounds resounded. When it finally stopped, even the people standing behind him felt suffocated.

Due to the stench, several people were brought to the point of vomiting what they’d eaten just moments prior...

Once they vomited, the vomiting spread, and the situation grew completely out of control...

But what caused Bai Xiaofei to be surprised was that, at the center of the stench, the managing student was actually unharmed. His face was flushed red, but he seemed not at all affected by the stench.

“Amazing, amazing. You’re even able to endure the smell of stinkweed.” Bai Xiaofei, who had stuck two special pills into his nostrils and had run far away, was enjoying the fruits of his success.

It was probably now impossible for the managing student to continue his assignment, let alone not become famous. In fact, he would become infamous.

When student XX received candidates for the entrance test, the stench of his fart caused over ten people to vomit and the others to flee the scene. XX himself was suffused with a stench that didn’t leave him for a week...

No matter how one thought about it, this was a piece of gossip worthy of being spread in a place like an academy!

After waiting for more than an entire half an hour, a new beautiful female senior had replaced the managing student, and she brought the group of people to their residences.

“I hope all of you can remember every single word I’m about to tell you because this is related to whether you can become students of Starnet Academy!” The voice of the beautiful female senior was very pleasant to hear, yet her tone was extremely solemn.

Everyone grew quiet, and even Bai Xiaofei quieted because saying something at a time like this was no different than courting death. 𝘧r𝗲𝑒𝔀𝘦𝙗𝓃oν𝑒l.𝐜𝗼m

“Firstly, wake up on time at six in the morning tomorrow. Ten minutes after six, there’ll be a carriage to pick all of you up, and it will only wait for thirty seconds. Those who are late can directly take their leave because the first lesson all of you must learn is to be punctual.

“Then, the first test, which all of you must partake, is a test of endurance. It will begin once the carriage drops you all off, and you all must run back here!

“The time limit is one hour. Each of you can utilize any method, but those who exceed the time limit will be eliminated. Moreover, the shorter the time used, the better your results will be.

“Those who pass the first test will instantly start the second test as soon as they return. The content of the second test is simpler. All you need to do is find a way to pass through the academy’s main entrance!

“Once you enter, there is a third test: find a principal’s or a vice principal’s office. There are one principal and three vice principals in the academy, and all of you would be able to obtain the permission to enroll by meeting any one of them.

“I’ve said everything I wanted to say. Now it’s your turn to ask questions. All of you can only ask a total of three questions together, but I’ll only answer questions that I want to answer.” The beautiful female senior went straight to the point, and as she spoke, she swept her gaze over the group of people.

She saw a right hand that was held up high.

“Senior Sister, you’re so beautiful and your voice is so pleasant to the ear, so you must have an extremely sweet name, right?” As far as everyone was concerned, Bai Xiaofei had asked a thoroughly rude question. Curses rose up from all directions, but Bai Xiaofei had no intention of paying them any attention. With a faint smile on his face, he waited silently for the beautiful female senior to give him the answer.

“Qin Lingyan, a first-year student. I’ll treat you to a meal if you’re able to use this piece of information.” Qin Lingyan smiled lightly because even she herself thought this piece of information was of no use. Bai Xiaofei, however, was extremely satisfied.

“Then I’ll thank Senior Sister for your kindness beforehand. Your heart better not ache when I have a huge feast.”

Bai Xiaofei returned to the group and silently awaited the next two questions, but when they were asked and answered, he heard nothing of interest to him.

“The question and answer segment has come to an end. All of you can go have a rest. I hope we’ll be fellow students tomorrow.”

The crowd dispersed, and only Bai Xiaofei stood on the spot without moving.

“Aren’t you going to rest?” As she smiled at Bai Xiaofei, Qin Lingyan had a sudden trace of interest towards him – he knew how to speak words that pleased others.