I Got Reincarnated as a Weed

As a Spiritual Weed, Zhou Ye was very sensitive to everything around him.

At this moment, he smelled the smell of the fertilizer. He felt that something was wrong.

The situation seemed a bit strange.

Zhou Ye stared at the fertilizer for long and thought so hard.

After a long while, he finally found a little clue.

This shit…

Inside the house, The big-faced man suddenly frowned.

He smelled the fertilizer right away.

Immediately, the big-faced man waved his sleeves, and the smell of fertilizer disappeared without a trace.

And then he turned his head and looked at the ground under the old tree, and what was he look was the bag of fertilizer.

“This is…” The big-faced man was shocked.

“Where did the demon beast’s dung come from?” The big-faced man was dumbfounded.

In the entire Qingxu Mountain, no monster dared to approach the big-faced man’s house, even took a shit under the old tree.

After much deliberation, there was only one possibility.

“Could it be Lu Xiaoyuan?” The big-faced man looked dark.

He blinked, appeared beside Lu Xiaoyuan, and asked with a dark face, “How can you be convenient to take a shit under the old tree?”

“Huh?” Lu Xiaoyuan was taken aback.

What are you talking about? I don’t understand?

“Watch it for yourself.” The big-faced man pointed in the direction of the old tree.

Lu Xiaoyuan looked at it blankly.

She was also dumbfounded.

“Did you do it?” The big-faced man asked in a deep voice.

“No, I am not, I don’t,… don’t talk nonsense!” Lu Xiaoyuan waved her hand vigorously and shook her head to deny.

The big-faced man was silent.

After thinking about it for a long time, he felt that it was not Lu Xiaoyuan.

After all, Lu Xiaoyuan would not let what she was eating come out. No matter what it was, once something entered her stomach, things would never come out.

Then where did the shit come from?

The big-faced man took a deep breath, and said to Lu Xiaoyuan after a long time: “I will leave this to you, go clean it up for me!”

“Why should I?” Lu Xiaoyuan muttered dissatisfiedly.

“Huh?” The big-faced man glared at her.

“Okay, I’ll go.” Lu Xiaoyuan pouted, then opened the door and walked out of the courtyard.

Under the old tree, Zhou Ye’s body froze.

If he were in human form now, his expression would freeze.

This shit.

“I’m sure enough. It wouldn’t be a good thing.” Zhou Ye wanted to cry.

I’m too innocent. The system really gets me right now.

“Little Spiritual Weed, how did these feces come from?” Lu Xiaoyuan asked curiously when she appeared beside Zhou Ye. She also pinched her nose and pointed to the fertilizer.

Heard this, Zhou Ye felt even more uncomfortable.

But he couldn’t say that this was a surprise that the system gave him.

“I don’t know.” Zhou Ye replied.

His tone was full of despair.

“Oh, it’s terrifying that you can still stay inside it.” Lu Xiaoyuan shook her head and took two steps back.

“You can move aside.”

Zhou Ye pulled out his roots from the fertilizer and then ran to the side.

When he ran, his roots flicked, and a few small shits stuck on his roots.

Lu Xiaoyuan disgusted and backed away again and again.

“Well, you Little Spiritual Weed, you actually took the opportunity to retaliate against me!” Lu Xiaoyuan hid directly behind the courtyard gate and shouted, and pointed at Zhou Ye.

“What am I…” Zhou Ye didn’t know what to say.

He just stood on the spot and looked at his dirty roots.

There seemed to be some shits on it.

Saw this, Zhou Ye whispered: “I am so dirty…”

“Ugh~” Lu Xiaoyuan disgusted.

With a wave of her small hand, a colorful light emerged, wrapped all the fertilizer, and threw it under the cliff.

“Hey, Little Spiritual Weed, I will wash you. “Lu Xiaoyuan said towards Zhou Ye.

Afterward, she lifted a finger, and the colorful light emerged and drew a circle in the air.

The colorful circle was continually fluctuating, and then a stream of water sprayed from it sprayed directly to Zhou Ye’s leaves.

“Wow…”

A stream of water hit Zhou Ye and almost washed him down the cliff.

“Ahahaha!”

Lu Xiaoyuan seemed to be doing it on purpose.

Two of his leaves plunged deeply into the soil, and his other leaves bear a strong impact.

His roots were washed clean and slightly whitish.

“Enough is enough! This is too much.” Zhou Ye shouted.

“Okay.” Lu Xiaoyuan nodded and then reached out to erase the colorful circle.

Then she ran back to the courtyard, stepped on an inch above the soil with every step so that the dirt could not get on her shoes at all.

She stretched out her hand and was about to lift Zhou Ye, but hesitated.

“Hurry up.” Zhou Ye leaned on the soil and urged Lu Xiaoyuan.

“Eww.” Lu Xiaoyuan sighed.

She opened her hand, and her palm was wrapped in colorful light.

Afterward, with a disgusting face, she pinched Zhou Ye’s leaf tip with two fingers and picked him up.

“You are overreacting.” When he looked at her expression, Zhou Ye sighed.

“You better explain it. Where did you get that thing.” Lu Xiaoyuan looked serious.

“I told you, I don’t know…” Zhou Ye sighed again.

“You little liar.” Lu Xiaoyuan disdain.

She knew that this thing must come from Zhou Ye.

But since Zhou Ye didn’t want to say anything, Lu Xiaoyuan didn’t force him.

As long as it didn’t affect herself, everything didn’t matter.

“I’ll dry you.” Lu Xiaoyuan shook her hand slightly.

Immediately, Zhou Ye felt a warm breath enveloping his body.

In the blink of an eye, his whole body was dried and comfortable.

“You should pay attention to your hygiene in the future.” Lu Xiaoyuan emphasized.

Zhou Ye nodded.

Although he was only a weed now, the human mind was still in his head, and it would pay attention to it.

If he knew what the fertilizer was, he would not touch it.

No matter how big the temptation was, he would never touch it.

“Hey, System, just watch out.” Zhou Ye muttered to himself.

Lu Xiaoyuan looked around the area full of the puddle, and then she wiped the remaining puddle to dry.

“Okay, it’s done.” Lu Xiaoyuan put Zhou Ye on the ground and then ran back to the house.

….

The next day.

After a full night of cultivating, the Universal Points have passed ten thousand.

Regrettably, he still couldn’t improve his cultivation realm.

Lu Xiaoyuan walked to the open space in the yard and glanced at the spiritual elixir field. She felt a little uncomfortable.

During the period of her punishment, she could not touch those things. Otherwise, she would be punished even more hard.

She walked to Zhou Ye’s side habitually, tried to take Zhou Ye out of the spiritual field and smell him, but suddenly remembered what happened last night.

“Ugh.” Lu Xiaoyuan sighed, turned, and left slowly.

Zhou Ye looked at her back and only felt at ease.

“The hard days have finally come to an end.”

Not many people could understand the feeling of seeing the dawn of hope.

Zhou Ye glanced at the Status Panel and immediately improved the Physical Realm.

[Universal Points has been consumed 10,000.]

Physical Realm: The Topest-Grade of Spirit Plant.

At this moment, Zhou Ye’s strength skyrocketed again.

But he didn’t know how strong he was right now.

“Old tree…” Zhou Ye wanted to have a try with the old tree again.

But after he thought about it, he wanted to forget it.

The old tree was too hard.

The previous incident was enough to make Zhou Ye give up.

If the old tree could talk, it would have sprayed him.

Zhou Ye thought, if the old tree could speak, he would definitely have to say, “I will help you no matter what”?

“Our friendship is so close, and I won’t do it to you.” Zhou Ye glanced at the old tree outside the courtyard and nodded to it.

The old tree: “…”