I Refuse to Become Scumbag in Tokyo

"You two are late!" Yui complained to Shishio and Hikigaya.

"Sorry, I just gave apartments to Senpai."

"...."

Watching Shishio, who talked about this matter as if they had just gone to the toilet together, Hikigaya just wasn't sure how to describe his emotion.

Was he the weird one?

Or was it Shishio?

If Shishio knew what Hikigaya was thinking, he would say that no one was weird, but their sense of value was different.

Still, Hikigaya's emotions hadn't calmed down, and he still looked at Shishio suspiciously since he didn't want Shishio to become his brother-in-law, but when he thought about Komachi, who often asked about Shishio, he felt that he needed to watch over this guy further, less than Shishio might deceive Komachi.

Komachi was his precious little sister, and it was impossible for him to give her such a scumbag, even though he knew Shishio was a great guy.

"Oh, really? That's great!" Yui smiled, but then she fell into silence. "Eh? Apartment?"

Yukinoshita sipped her tea calmly, but if someone looked closely, one could see that she was also lost her composure.

"I was just joking."

"Geez, Shishio, don't make such a strange joke!"

Yui pouted while acting like a child.

However, Yukinohita knew that Shishio didn't lie. Still, when she thought about what Hikigaya did, she didn't feel surprised.

In the end, the four of them acted as if nothing had happened and drank tea while doing something on their own.

While Yukinoshita and Yui were reading a book, Shishio and Yui were talking to each other. There was nothing to do here, and they also had nothing to do since their activity was nothing but to help people, so when there was no commission, or people asked for help, they were practically free.

"But, England, huh...?" Yui looked in the distance, thinking about the hometown of Rita and Shiina.

"Do you want to go there?"

"It's expensive, right?"

"Not really. It should be similar to our country to a certain extent."

Shishio felt that the two countries were similar to each other, especially when they were located on the island instead of on the mainland. Their lands were also expensive, and their government was also quite similar since the two also had a royalty.

If England had a Queen and a King, then Japan had an Emperor.

As for the cost of living, they should be quite similar to each other.

If there was a difference, it would be a personality and a diet.

After all, England was in the West, and it was influenced by Christianity. Meanwhile, Japan was in the East, and it was influenced by Buddhism.

"Have you been to England?" Yukinoshita asked.

"No." Shishio shook his head. "How about you?"

"No." Yukinoshita also shook her head. "I have only been to the United States before." She had been studying abroad during elementary school, and it was also the time when she was being bullied. "But you must be going there in the future, right?" When she thought about Shiina and Rita, she knew that this guy must be going to England. "Have you made your preparations?"

"Preparation?"

"Yes, a preparation for being killed by their parents." Yukinoshita smiled.

"..." Shishio.

While Yui laughed, Hikigaya also nodded.

Shishio was a scumbag, and if the parents of Shiina and Rita knew that they were eaten by him, without a doubt, their parents, especially their fathers, might fight him to death.

"Well, leaving the matter of England, which is something far away from us, isn't it better to talk about the school trip?"

"....."

They rolled their eyes since this guy dodged the topic, but his words also made them think about the school trip, which would happen shortly.

There were several famous events in the schools of this country. Starting from the cultural festival, then the school trip. There were also several others, but the significance of those events was far less than those two events.

If one enjoyed the youth, without a doubt, they had enjoyed those two events, especially when one studied in this country.

"That's right! That's right!" Yui suddenly became excited."

"Why are you so excited?" Hikigaya was speechless.

"Hikki, you're the one who is weird!" Yui snorted before she showed a bright smile. "After all, our destination is Okinawa!" If their school trip destination was in Kyoto, she might not be this excited, but their destination was Okinawa, which was known as the "Hawaii of Japan."

It was autumn, and the temperature was relatively cold.

Having gone to Okinawa would make her able to enjoy the warmth of the island, so it excited her.

More importantly...

"All of the grades will go there too! Which means..." Yui looked at Shishio shyly.

Usually, the trip would be divided into several grades, each with a different destination.

If he gave an example, the first grade might go to Hokkaido, and the second grade might go to Kyoto. All of them were going to different destinations and at different times, but this time, it was different since they all went to the same destination and time.

So, what does that mean?

In other words, all of them could go on this school trip with Shishio!

"Still, the purpose of the school trip isn't for a holiday." Hikigaya sipped his tea calmly.

"Oh? Then, what is it for?" Shishio asked curiously.

"It's to imitate societal activity."

"What?"

"When you're a cog in the workforce, and your boss takes you on a business trip, you get no say in lodgings or food. But if you lower your expectations, you can actually have some fun. They're training us to pull the wool over our own eyes."

"Your definition of the school trip is totally gross!"

"...."

Hikigaya was hurt this time.

"Well, don't be like that, Senpai. There are a lot of things that you can do in Okinawa, right?"

"Such as?" Hikigaya asked. "It's hot. I don't like being stuffy."

"Totsuka-senpai in the swimsuit?"

"...." Hikigaya.

"Hikki..."

"Hikigaya-kun..."

"Ah, don't get me wrong! I-I didn't think it was something weird! And-And, I thought that the beach was kind of nice!" Hikigaya tried to fix the misunderstanding, especially when the two of them looked at him with complex gazes before he glared at Shishio.

While it was true that love didn't know a boundary, Hikigaya was still feeling conflicted about his feeling since Totsuka was a male. If they were together, neither of them would be able to create a descendant.

"Well, leaving the matter of Hikigaya and Totsuka aside..." Yukinoshita didn't care much about the relationship between Hikigaya and Totsuka.

"Oi!"

"What will you do in Okinawa, Shishio-kun?" Yukinoshita asked curiously.

The rest also looked at Shishio curiously since whatever he did had always been interesting.

"Don't raise the bar so suddenly." Shishio was speechless. "Do you think that I am going to do something so outrageous there?"

"You're not?" 3x

"....."

Did you always see me that way?

Shishio rolled his eyes. "Hmm... but if you ask me that question, I might want to ride on the kayak."

"Kayak?"

"You know? Kayaking? Canoeing? Something like that." Shishio then mimicked someone who kayaked by rowing the boat. "As we row the boat, we see the scenery of nature, enjoying our time together." He described how enjoyable it was to kayak.

"... that seems to be interesting." Yukinoshita nodded.

"Let's do it! Let's do it!" Yui was already excited.

Hikigaya had already imagined how it felt to kayak with Totsuka.

Then, Shishio also said that he might also go diving and watch the fish, sea turtles, and many other sea creatures.

"Wow! So nice! So nice! I want to go to Okinawa right away!" Yui almost couldn't control it anymore, and she was like a ball of excitement, wanting to teleport to Okinawa immediately. However, she knew it was impossible, so she brought Shishio to her house to calm her excitement.

"Then, after that, I will go to the aquarium."

"It's all about fish." Hikigaya was speechless.

"It's better than someone who is always thinking of Totsuka-senpai in a swimsuit."

"Oi!"

While Hikigaya wanted to see Totsuka in a swimsuit, he would only keep that desire in his heart and wouldn't expose his true will.

As a closet pervert and a chicken, it was impossible for him to be so courageous!

This was his belief!

"...." 2x

Yukinoshita and Yui rolled their eyes since they knew that Shishio also wanted to see them in their swimsuits, but he was still their man, so they wouldn't say anything since they also wanted to show it to him.

"But don't you think an aquarium is a romantic place? As we hold each other's hands, we enjoy the scenery of the surroundings, and..."

"And...?" 3x

"Nothing."

Shishio shook his head since he felt he was showing off if he told them he had an aquarium in Okinawa.

"But don't you have an interest in the history of Okinawa? It's quite interesting."

Shishio looked at Yukinoshita, who was holding a trip magazine about Okinawa. "Well, I would be lying if I wasn't interested in it, especially in the martial arts of Okinawa."

"Martial art?" Hikigaya was confused.

However, Yui and Yukinoshita nodded. They knew that Shishio was a powerful martial artist, so it was normal for him to have an interest in martial arts.

"I have heard that the royalty martial art during the Ryukyu Kingdom is powerful. Let's look into it later."

"Okay."

As they talked about martial arts, Hikigaya was also interested, but as they talked, wondering whether there was a hidden master on Okinawa, the door of the clubroom was knocked on, and it was opened.

"Uh, hi."

Shishio turned and saw two guys. He looked at them for a while and fell into deep thought.

'Ugh...'

He had an enhanced memory, but if he didn't have an interest, he might have forgotten about the names of those two extras.

"Er... Hiyama-senpai? Tabi-senpai? What's wrong?"

"It's Hayama and Tobe, Shishio-kun..." Yui was speechless.

"...." Hayama and Tobe.

"Ah, that's right!"

Yet, Shishio had to say Hayama was such a masochist.