I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

I reckon the subway pervert isn’t going to appear today.

I stood face to face with Xiao Qin while she held my arm to maintain balance. In anyone’s eyes, we probably look like a couple. Even though I wouldn’t agree.

If a girl was molested in front of her boyfriend, she would definitely resist, no matter how weak and cowardly she is.

That’s why the subway pervert doesn’t have the guts to come closer.

It seems like I can send Xiao Qin back home without exerting any effort, and then retrieve my Optimus Prime.

My thoughts are drifting.

In my childhood, some of my happiest memories were spent with my transformer toys. At that time, my first dream was to have an Optimus Primer toy as the leader, the other dream was to become a martial arts star.

Bruce Lee fighting foreigners on the silver screen left a deep impression on me.

Jet Li’s moves were also really beautiful. I really liked the role he played in the movie <>.

The reason I wanted to become like Bruce Lee and Jet Li was definitely related to the fact that I was being bullied by Little Tyrant.

Now that I remember it I’m really embarrassed.

I know not a lot of people know about this, my dad was one of the few.

A few years ago, the surroundings of XiCheng built a movie town. They built late into the night, it was very disturbing.

My dad teasingly asked: “Since there’s going to be a lot of actors coming here to film movies, do you want me to bring you there?”

Because I just got Optimus Prime snatched from me, I was too depressed to respond.

Anyways, Bruce Lee definitely isn’t coming and Jet Li went to Hollywood to grow his career. I don’t want to see them film some sappy period drama.

My dad then said: “I recently met a director online, do you want me to bring you and meet him? Haven’t you been training daily to become a martial art star? You might get a chance.”

At that time my objective already changed into beating up Little Tyrant.

Why did I give up my dreams of becoming a martial arts star you ask?

The responses I got from the other passengers on the subway is the answer.

I don’t look like a good guy.

No matter how good my physique or martial arts skills are if my appearance is not worthy of the audience. I can only be like the actor who fought Jet Li in <>, nicknamed bald eagle. Forever the bad guy, never getting a chance to be the main character and would always be defeated by one.

If Little Tyrant was a man, he would definitely get to play the hero’s role. No matter how much more I practice, I can only hit him a couple of times in the first half of the show, only to get killed off by him in the end.

It’s not fair.

Besides, I’m already seen as a bad guy in everyone’s eyes, if I go and play a bad guy who knows martial arts on the big screen, I can’t even leave my house anymore.

The snotty brats who support Little Tyrant would probably throw rotten eggs at me.

The hairless Ji ChunHua teacher, it must have been hard playing the bad guy for the past 20 years!

Just let my dream scatter into the wind.

“Ye Lin classmate, what are you thinking about?” Xiao Qin looked at me as if she was rebuking me.

“If you’re not paying attention, what if someone takes the opportunity to molest me!”

“The pervert probably won’t appear.”

I lifted my left hand and scratched my itchy scalp. Ah, that’s a lot of dandruff, will I also become bald like Ji ChunHua?

“Ah, why is your hand bleeding?” Xiao Qin asked fussily.

What the hell are you asking? Didn’t you see me stab myself with a compass? It’s not even bleeding that much, I’ve been hurt worse fighting hooligans.

Speaking of which, I remember that I was kicked into a river by you as a child and half my face was covered in blood, yet I don’t remember you caring about it back then?

Thinking of it just makes me angry!

“It’s best to disinfect it, right? Can I help you?” Xiao Qin asked caringly.

Does she have an emergency aid kit in her bag?

Although it’s not a big wound, it was still caused because of Xiao Qin. Perhaps allowing her to help treat my wound, may help to dissipate my anger.

“How are you going to disinfect it? A Band-aid? Or rubbing alcohol?”

“Tongue…”

“Fuck off!”

“Why are you being so rough!”

“Please don’t irritate me anymore! I’ll properly send you home, and then you can release the Optimus Prime you kidnapped, got it?”

When I spoke of “Optimus Prime”, I lowered my voice in case any of the surrounding people thinks that a 14-year-old still likes to play with transformers. How embarrassing would that be!

“Say, Ye Lin classmate, why do you think perverts molest girls?” Xiao Qin tried to redirect the topic.

“Of course it’s because they can’t control their own desires! What’s the point of asking that!”

“But, I read in a Manga that the male protagonist was caught when molesting the heroine, and that became their encounter…”

“Eh?”

“I’m saying not only do middle-aged men have these desires, but even young people get them too, right? For example, if Ye Lin classmate sees a very attractive single female standing next to you, wouldn’t you get an urge to molest her?”

“Of, of course not!”

I lied, I probably might get a slight urge to. Especially if the other party is wearing an extremely short skirt. That wicked thought was suppressed in a split second. Though I would never admit this in front of Xiao Qin.

“You don’t sound too sure…right, Ye Lin classmate, do you want to molest me right now?” Xiao Qin asked such a dangerous question with a smile.

I thought you were going to say something else! Why would I molest you! Wasn’t I invited to be the protector to prevent you from being molested?

“Um, if Ye Lin classmate wants to try it, do you want to do it with me facing you, or looking the other way?” Xiao Qin continued to ask.

“I don’t want to try something that perverted!”

“Really?” Xiao Qin tilted her head and made a perplexed expression.

“Of course not! What’s in your head? I think you’ve already become brain-dead from reading too many shoujo mangas!”

“But, all males have dreamt of this happening right? Molesting female classmates on the bus or subway…”

I wanted to retort, but I wasn’t especially confident.

“That dirty uncle also… probably wasn’t able to do something like that when he was a student. So, when he became an adult to fulfill his dreams from when he was a student he chose to harass someone else, right? —- In order to not allow Ye Lin classmate to become an adult like that, you might as well fulfill your dreams to molest a female classmate with my body!”

“I don’t have those kinds of perverted dreams! Also, don’t make yourself out to be so majestic! You’re just playing with me!”

“Could it be…you don’t like familiar female classmates? Is it not enjoyable if you know them too well? In that case, I can pretend to not know you and you can pretend it’s our first meeting and come molest me…how’s that?”

Don’t speak anymore! Even if it’s loud on the subway, someone may still hear us speak!

Suddenly, I felt a hand touch my buttocks.

Per…Pervert! And…they’re touching me!？

Are you courting death? There’s a better path for you to take yet you chose to come to Hell! Also, do you molest both guys and girls? Have you not realized you already evolved! Congratulations! You’ve already evolved into the peak stage of a pervert!

It was very crowded in the subway, I couldn’t determine whose hand it was. I quickly scanned my eyes around me, but I couldn’t find the dirty uncle that Xiao Qin described.

Could it be another pervert? Is it a gay pervert? Or is it someone trying to touch Xiao Qin but got the wrong person? Public morals really are on the decline, there are perverts everywhere! I’m thoroughly disappointed in this city where more and more perverts are appearing!

I planned on grabbing his hand and giving him a good beating, but it was too congested and it’ll take time for me to move my hand through all these people.

This pervert really seems to be enjoying my ass.

I tightened the muscles on my ass so that it must feel rock hard now. At least now you must realize that you’re not touching a female, right?

The pervert, however, started feeling around even more vigorously. He even switched up the way in he was touching my ass! He first danced his fingers around like a honeybee, then he treated my ass like a piano and played it, finally, he gave it a firm spank, like the one you would give to a misbehaving child.

I glared at my surrounding, everyone avoided my eyesight. There was only one female that looked like an AV model, who was smiling at me and meeting my eyes.

She looked about 25, or 26, had a slender body, wearing a white uniform, permed curly brown hair. She was a mature woman that was very attractive. She looked at me with smiling eyes, lips as bright red as blood.

She raised her lips slightly and stuck her ample breasts near my back.

My body immediately froze, and my mind was in utter chaos.

What kind of development is this? I’ve never ever seen a female pervert! Such a beautiful one to boot! If you went out looking for a partner, people would line up for miles! Why would you do something like this! Why do you have to pinch an 8th grader’s butt?

What am I supposed to do? Xiao Qin shouldn’t have noticed that I was molested, should I tell her? But…this is too humiliating! Super humiliating! I can’t believe getting molested by the opposite gender turned out to be this embarrassing!

Should I grab this woman’s hand? Would anyone even believe me if I said she was molesting me? Would she turn it against me and say I was molesting her?