I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

I had nothing to do on Sunday.

Although I still ran around Dongshan Lake 3 times in the morning as usual, when I got back I didn’t feel like doing anything at all.

I borrowed my father’s “Scientific American” and wanted to see if the scientific community had invented a way to make women extinct. (TN: hardcore MGTOW)

It hasn’t been invented yet, it seems like I still have to endure Xiao Qin’s harassment on Monday.

That’s right, Loud Mouth still wanted me to apologize to the class leader.

I still feel that I cant say it.

If not, I’ll give Xing Xing a call and get the Five Tiger Punishment Squad to harass the class leader, then I’ll go save her and use that as my apology.

Nah, this method’s too dirty, also I already told the Five Tiger Punishment Squad to stop doing that kind of stuff.

Monday, I woke up when it was still dark, I got up with a twist and went to jog at Dongshan Lake.

I ran five laps in one go, the the elderly man wearing the Kungfu shirt nodded to me while twirling his beard, meaning you youngster has willpower.

I don’t really have much willpower, I was filled with resentment towards Xiao Qin.

When I arrived at the school’s main entrance, I lifted the sleeves on my left arm and looked at the watch on my wrist, it was 7:10, I came too early.

I suddenly heard someone calling me.

I subconsciously thought it was Xiao Qin. I turned around only to find it was a boy I didn’t recognize.

He was wearing our school’s uniform, white and clean, a face that girls would like, his eyes were especially spirited.

It seemed like a first year student, my junior.

I was surprised that he was brave enough to start a conversation with me, I was notorious in 28 Middle, even third years avoided me.

“Brother Ye Lin, did you forget me?”

The boy spoke as if he knew me.

“Have I seen you before?”

I wasn’t good at remembering faces (unless they had a distinct characteristic), it doesn’t rule out people that I may have met but forgot.

“Ah, important people have short memories! You saved me on Thursday night!”

Eh? Did I save someone? These past couple of days have been terrible, so I already forgot what happened on Thursday?

Seeing me scratch me head, the boy continued speaking:

“It was under the bridge! If brother Ye Lin didn’t help, I would’ve been tossed into the water by those hoodlums!”

I suddenly realized, pointed to his nose and said:

“Ah, you’re that puppy love bastard!”

Hearing me say puppy love, the boy grabbed my finger in fear, saw that there was no one around and said to me in a low voice:

“Brother Ye Lin don’t speak so loudly, I’ll be finished if my sister heard.”

I purposely spoke in a very loud voice: “WHO’S YOUR SISTER?”

The boy grimaced, and made an expression begging me to lower my voice , then spoke like an undercover agent:

“Brother Ye Lin you didnn’t know? Shes your classmate! She has long hair, the one called Shu Sha…”

The class leader is your sister!

No wonder I didn’t pay attention too much when I first saw you, other than noticing your eyes were especially bright!

It turns our you’re a sniper family!

So the one that Shu Sha was riding a bike to look for was you! Her only younger brother and he was still outside in the middle of the night, of course she had to come out and look for you!

As a result, your clothes were kicked dirty by someone, you were afraid of telling the truth and that’s why you were suspected of getting into a fight, right? I heard that you also got into a big fight with your sister?

You’re a really troublesome brat, eh!

The boy was embarrassed being stared at by me.

“Brother Ye Lin, I heard that my sister caused you trouble in class the next day, I’m really sorry.”

I scoffed.

“There’s still a lot of people you should be sorry to.”

The boy tried to explain to me:

“Brother Ye Lin, I had no choice! If I said that I was with Xiao Hua, my sister would explode! She’s very strict towards me!”

“She should be strict with you, you’re only in first year yet you’re learning puppy love, if I was your brother I would also be strict with you!”

The boy touched his hair and started laughing:

“Ha ha ha, brother Ye Lin, I really hoped you were my brother.”

“What do you mean?”

I felt he was hinting at something.

“Hehe, nothing much, I just thought that brother Ye Lin is impressive, that other day, you easily beat those 5, if you were my brother, no one would bully me!”

That easy for you to say, the opponent that day had a knife, if I slipped up it wouldn’t have been a joke.

The boy suddenly changed the topic:

“Brother Ye Lin, what do you think of my sister?”

The corner of my eyes twitched, I felt that his question was very strange.

“What else? A competent class leader!”

The boy was up to no good and winked at me.

“Not that, I’m saying, from a male looking at a female perspective, what do you think?”

I looked at him seriously and he faced me sincerely.

“Not good.” I remembered the time she almost killed me on the lectern, “Too, violent.”

The boy explained to me in a flurry:

“My sister isn’t usually like that! That’s a rare occurrence! Brother Ye Lin just happened to encounter it that day!”

My mouth twitched and I didn’t comment.

“Moreover, my sister is pretty, right? All the boys in my class boast about how good my sister looks.”

The hell, did you take all the boys in the class to visit your sister? Is China’s future resting on the shoulders of these flower buds? Why does the future seem so bleak?

Well to be honest, Shu Sha is indeed good looking, even her little brother has the aptitude to become a trap, even if he grows up incompetent he can still go be a male prostitute.

“Brother Ye Lin, my sister takes care of people very well, she cooks dinner for me every night and her cooking is amazing!”

Are they not living with their parents? I’ve never bothered to ask about the class leader’s personal life.

“Hmph, what does that have to do with me!”

The boy was stunned, he lowered his ahead and thought for a while then said something astonishing:

“Brother Ye Lin, you might as well just take my sister away!”

“Eh? Did you sell out your sister just like that ya brat! If the Japanese devils fought over again, you’re already an adequate traitor!”

“Brother Ye Lin, I’m not joking with you, I really hope that you pick her up!”

“Why?”

I wanted to hear his reasons.

“Do you have to ask, brother Ye Lin, If you became my sisters boyfriend, then no one at school can bully me anymore, right? Also…”

“What else?”

“Also…the reason my sister can be so confident is because she uses herself as a model. Think about it, if she also started dating, then she wouldn’t be able to talk about my girlfriend, right?”

Eh? Seems like I underestimated him, this boy is pretty scheming! From his perspective, he had nothing to lose!

Of course, he lost his sister, but it didn’t seem like he cared what his sister thought.

Having this kind of little brother at home, Shu Sha, you really are unlucky!

“No need! I’m not interested!”

I said as I walked towards the school doors.

The boy followed behind me while saying:

“Brother Ye Lin, don’t be so quick to refuse! I’m on duty today so I’ll go first, I’ll come find you again during break!”

I ignored him and went directly to the second year class 3 classroom.

The first thing I saw was the class leader and a committee member discussing about the flag raising ceremony.

Hmph, you’re still in the mood to worry about the flag raising ceremony! You still don’t know that there’s a traitor at home! You’re about to get sold by your younger brother!

As I passed by her, the class leader didn’t even look at me. I didn’t know whether it was because she was still angry at me, or because she didn’t care about this troublemaker anymore.

Hmph, if you’re not looking at me, then I won’t look at you, anyways I don’t have a treacherous younger brother.

Even if your brother doesn’t sell you to me, he’ll sell you to someone else, at that time you can go cry in regret!

I sat onto my own seat and put my backpack down.

Xiao Qin followed me into the classroom.

“Ah!!!!!!!!!”

Xiao Qin screamed, startling the few people in the classroom causing them to look at her in confusion.

“Ye Lin classmate, why aren’t you wearing a matching outfit with me today!”

Today I wore the school uniform, it was because Monday was the flag raising ceremony, so it was mandatory to wear the school uniform.

Today she wore a dark gray dress along with thick black stockings, it looked quite warm.

It kind of feels like she wore this to match the dark gray causal clothes I wore last time.

But since I wore the school uniform today, her dream was shattered once again.

That’s why you’re making such a pitiful moan, right?

In order to not disrupt the order of the line, during the flag raising ceremony, the people who didn’t wear the school uniform has to stand at the back.

As it happens I was the tallest in the class, so I always stood at the back.

This way, wouldn’t Xiao Qin have to listen to the school leaders admonishment standing behind me?

Hmph, I still haven’t settled the debt about brother Optimus Prime!