I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

“Hey! I think you just mentioned stars? So you didn’t lose your memories?” I pointed out without hesitation, “If you look through your pockets, you’ll find a phone with the star list on it! By the way, although I don’t want to take credit for it, but I was the one who bought you that phone!”

“Why, why should I take a look simply because you told me to look?” Xiao Qin’s expression was too complicated to describe. It was a combination of anger, shyness, awkwardness, and many other emotions. “Even if I had a phone that you paid for, it’s because I took it from you with force! Anything I take from you automatically becomes mine!”

“Huh? Your world view is similar to that of Gouda from ‘Doraemon’! However, I’m not Nobi Nobita! I’ve already evolved into a muscular Spartan! If it wasn’t because you were a girl, I would have already used violence to take back everything that belonged to me!”

“Aren’t you tired of calling me a girl over and over again?” Xiao Qin frowned, “If you want to take everything back, then ask this centipede first if it agrees!”

Before she finished speaking, she threw the centipede towards me with all her strength. I ducked to avoid it and before I had time to turn around to check on the centipede’s fate, Xiao Qin’s fist was already in front of me.

The specific details of the battle between me and Xiao Qin was as follows:

Xiao Qin mobilized her abundant internal energy, like the Taiji Master Yan Fang, she then fired out the ‘energy’ at me. I dodged them one by one and the blasts hit the ruins and immediately turned whatever was behind me into powder.

“Not bad, it’s a pity that you’re a girl!”

I poured energy into my voice and each word that came out of my mouth was louder than the previous. It was called the ‘Shaolin Lion’s Roar’!

Ordinary people who are hit by my sonic attack will inevitably become temporarily deaf in both ears for a month!

However, Xiao Qin waved her arms and created a ‘defensive wall’ in the air and used a mysterious force to cut off the influence of my Lion’s Roar!

“No way! How did you block my attack! But that was only a % of my ability! In order to defeat you, I’ve undergone arduous training comparable to the eighteenth level of hell. I have been reincarnated from a human to a monster. It’s the monster named Sparta! Die!”

I burned my chakra and my spiritual pressure reached the third level in an instant. I made a lotus shape with my hands and I released the world-shattering ‘Evil King Flame Killing Black Dragon Wave’ attack at Xiao Qin!

“How ridiculous!” Xiao Qin, who was like a demon king, simply blocked my demonic black fire and scattered it.

“Is that all? That wouldn’t even be enough to kill the centipede! Look! It’s trying to move behind you now, and it’s about to crawl up your pants!”

“Don’t try to scare me! My whole body is surging with unparalleled fighting spirit, and even raindrops can’t hit me! As for the centipede… it really climbed up! Get lost! Who said you can join in this showdown?”

While I was distracted by the centipede, Xiao Qin quickly used the ‘Plasma Star-Breaking Fist’ and a figure of a saber-toothed tiger with its claws and fangs spread out behind her.

“Who’s afraid of you? If you a tiger, then I have a wolf! Take this! Wolf Fist!”

Um.. the description of the battle may have been a little exaggerated, but it was a shocking battle.

Maybe it was because of the butterfly effect, the Flashpoint Paradox, or the choice of the fate stone, but I somehow ended up underneath Xiao Qin’s foot and my face was swollen.

“You bastard! I can’t believe I would be defeated! You must have played some tricks, right? You used a causality weapon, right?”

The right side of my face was swollen and made it difficult for me to speak fluently.

“Huh? How come this piece of trash can talk?” Xiao Qin stepped on my back maliciously, then looked away and sarcastically said, “Although you’re punches are stronger than before, it’s a pity it has to hit me to work! It also looks like you have kidney problems, so it probably wouldn’t hurt even if you hit me!”

“I deliberately held back because you’re a girl! I didn’t even use my bankai! Hurry up and move your feet away from me! Otherwise, it’s not my fault if I send you flying once I use my special move!

Just when I was about to say a more substantial threat, I realized that the centipede that had just participated in the battle was crawling back along the ground.

Ahhhhhhhhhh! The centipede is back! Don’t try to crawl into my nostrils! My nostrils aren’t that big! Get out of here! Get out of here!

I blew hard at the centipede and blew up a lot of dust. At the same time, the centipede finally changed its mind and found a hiding place better than my nostrils.

“Do you give up!” Xiao Qin asked me while pressing down on my back.

“No! I’m going to deduct all your stars!”

“How funny! Do you think stars used to deceive elementary school students would work on me? By the way, I’m hungry, take me out to eat!”

“I’ll treat you to dinner only after you apologize!”

Although I was also hungry, I didn’t want to give in.

“You want me to apologize?” Xiao Qin seemed to have heard the funniest joke in the world, “When do the strong ever apologize to the weak? If you’re defeated, then you should cede land and pay compensation. It’s the loser’s responsibility to treat me to dinner!”

“There’s a reason why I lost to you!” I said angrily, “I couldn’t bear to hit you, so I let you win! If you were really a man, you would have lost to me long ago!”

“Hmph, successful people look for ways while losers look for excuses. Anyway, I’m hungry, treat me to a meal!”

Xiao Qin kicked me up. I rubbed my face and saw that I was very dirty and Xiao Qin wasn’t very clean either. I should find a place to eat and change clothes.

“Come to my house. It’s nearby and I’ll order some food.”

“Is Uncle Ye at home?” Xiao Qin asked slightly worriedly.

I called my home and found that my dad wasn’t at home. He had said before that he was going to Uncle Fireball’s house to discuss store management issues, so he must have went there.

Xiao Qin and I walked into my neighborhood wearing dirty school uniforms with surprised looks from passersby.

It felt like I was being forced to go home by Xiao Qin which was something that hasn’t happened for many years.

However I already had a plan in mind. When Xiao Qin takes off her dirty clothes to change into my clean clothes, she should definitely notice that she isn’t a man anymore, right?

Once she realized, she will apologize to me in tears! That’s the only way I’ll get rid of my hatred!

However, I made a slight miscalculation. Xiao Qin already knew that she had a girl’s body even when she was the Little Tyrant, she just refused to admit it. So even after she changed clothes, she didn’t recover her maiden’s heart.

“Why hasn’t the McDonald’s come yet?” Xiao Qin banged a spoon on the table, “If it still doesn’t come, I’ll have to hit you for fun!”

“Don’t make things worse!” I said angrily while covering the right side of my face that was already covered with band-aids, “Once you sober up, I’ll be waiting for you to kneel down and apologize to me!”

At my reminder, Xiao Qin seemed to think of a terrible future. Her eyes swept to my refrigerator, but I had already done some prep-work when Xiao Qin was changing and hid all the beer in a box under the bed.

The McDonald’s finally came ten minutes later. Xiao Qin already picked up a chicken drumstick and started eating it. She ordered me to tear open a ketchup packet and pour it on the lid of the cup so that she could dip her fries into it.

Although men often do something similar on dates, it didn’t really feel like a date to me, it just felt like I was being bullied.

I made a plan in my mind for how I wanted Xiao Qin to apologize to me after she sobered up, then I gritted my teeth and prepared the ketchup for her.

“Ha, I suddenly remembered…” Xiao Qin said while eating fries, “Your sister Ai Mi also likes to eat junk food, right? She’s also very beautiful, so why don’t I try to make a move on her?”

“You’re sick!” I complained while eating fast food, “Don’t you know that you’re a girl? Earlier, you said that the class leader was your girl and now you want to date Ai Mi, what are you even thinking in your head?!”

“Hmph, losers can’t do anything. Beat me first if you want to prove yourself!”

Xiao Qin pulled the lid filled with ketchup toward her and I pulled it back angrily.

“What? You don’t agree? Do you want to try again?” Xiao Qin looked at me provocatively with the smell of alcohol still lingering on her face.

“I won’t fight you in my house, as things will be destroyed… anyway, I have ways to take care of you.”

Xiao Qin can’t stay drunk forever. If she doesn’t sober up after returning home today, Auntie Ren will take care of her on my behalf.

“Hmph, it’s going to give me great pleasure to snatch away the wild donkey’s things one by one…”

Xiao Qin didn’t even care that I was right in front of her. She smiled evilly after taking a sip of coke.

I suddenly understood Xiao Qin’s thoughts.

Even as the Little Tyrant back then, Xiao Qin still cared about me. Her actions were as follows:

“I must be the most important person to Ye Lin → No one is allowed to be more important than me → Brother Optimus Prime is very important to Ye Lin, so I have to take it away, so that Ye Lin’s attention to Brother Optimus Prime will be diverted to me.”

So even when Xiao Qin was drunk, this was probably her thought process:

“Ye Lin thinks the class leader and Ai Mi are very important → I should snatch the class leader and Ai Mi away → then I will be the most important person.”

Umm… what’s with this crazy development! So in order to become the most important person to me, why do you have to force the class leader and Ai Mi to be your girlfriends! Isn’t it enough for our class to have one lesbian, Zhuang Ni?

Finally, I took advantage the opportunity when Xiao Qin went to the bathroom to call Auntie Ren. In the end, Auntie Ren took the drunken Xiao Qin home angrily.

The next day, when I saw Xiao Qin in the classroom, she had already sobered up and was lying feebly on her desk like a piece of seaweed.

“Ye Lin classmate, I can’t remember what I did yesterday, but…”

She was so embarrassed that she covered her face.

“I heard from my mom that I bullied Ye Lin classmate violently! Please forgive me! That’s not the real me! I’m a weak girl with a very kind heart!”

No, I that violent persona of yours is your true self! Actually, I still miss the Little Tyrant, but girl’s body prevents me from having a old-fashioned showdown with her…