Isekai de Kojiin wo Hiraitakedo, Nazeka Darehitori Sudatou to Shinai Ken (WN)

Translator: Mr.Nobody

“Fuhaha! Damn, why can’t it just die?”

Meguro Daichi laughed while yelling.

“Fuhahahaha! It’s mysterious all the cuts are healing back! Warm’s!”

“Right, but Orgs can you laugh? It will be a temporary retreat! The platoon is starting to fire magical volley’s to stop our enemy in the track!”

“Mumu, showing my back to an enemy as a proud knight…”

“It’s alright! It’s a strategic withdrawal! We are not running away!”

“Hoho? So it’s a strategy? Okay, I’ll go with it!”

“The Ferdinand republic is filled with just strange fellows, oi!”

“Wahahaha! Praise us more, more!”

Both the guy named Orgs and Meguro jumped back.

In that instant a snake’s tail crossed over. The big rocks there were smashed.

A great snake with 8 heads was trying to follow.

Naturally it’s not a normal snake.

Meguro strangely consented that snake could be called eight-headed snake from legends.

In this world it can be called a hydra.

It was a great snake as huge as a 10 story building.

It’s nickname became Orochi from being called ‘Orochi,Orochi’ by Meguro.

It seems it was a bit correct since it was different from the usual hydra.

Even so, Meguro believed that this was a reemergence of legends.

So far 6 heads have been cut but they immediately healed back.

What were the laws of conservation of mass he was taught in school?

No, he shouldn’t expect much from his physics of earth since there is magic.

He is an idiot himself so he doesn’t understand it well but he intuitively understood the enemy before him was codswallop.

“An immortal enemy, truly cumbersome.”

“Cutting of it’s head does nothing nor does cutting it’s body parts. It’s clearly obvious from the other ones who are immortal only in name 《Fake Immortality》. So, Meguro-dono, do you have some ingenious idea to kill it?”

“Don’t ask a student.”

“You’re a hero from different world, aren’t you?”

“Stop with that nickname, seriously.”

Meguro’s expression became weary.

“If we had a ryuu slayer…” (TN: Ryuu Dragons are different from Western Dragons. You can find more by searching for Chinese Dragons.)

“Fuumu, I see. But, is there such a convenient person? That are near to legendary level.”

“Ah, no, there is actually…”

“What! Then we should quickly bring them here!”

Orgs said that happily. But Meguro shook his head.

“Ah, no. She’s not the type to fight, she’s a small girl. Minami said so herself that she has trouble killing even an ant. She was the one most surprised about finding out she had a Ryuu Slaying skill!”

“Fumu, is that so. But, then there’s no breakthrough solution! We’re buying time with this joint front but if it collapses then there’s no repairing! An army like a tsunami is heading towards Warm’s!”

“I understand that! But, damn it, is there nothing else!?”

Meguro was yelling.

While they were having the conversation a messenger was rushing towards them.

It seems it was orders from King Masatsugu.

“What is it at this horrible time!”

“It’s a message from King Masatsugu!”

“What!?”

What does the guy who’s resting on the throne wants?

“It says that Minami needs to use her skill quickly to exterminate the great snake. He’s worried about the front-line collapsing.”

“Damn it, this is why people who’re not on the front-line are bad! Even if Minami has the dragon slaying skill how can she go and fight violently! How can a woman who can’t kill even ants go and kill a dragon!?”

Meguro yelled that.

The soldier nodded and then smiled.

“It’s as the muscle-brain says. By then you should laugh boisterously!”

“Aah!?”

“No, I just conveyed the King’s words as they are.”

“Whatever. I’m sorry for being hard headed!”

The continuation of the King’s words is important.

“Listen to the continuation of what our flexible king has to say!”

“Ha! King Masatsugu did say it. There’s nothing but people who fight with their physical power here.”

“I see.”

That’s why measures were taken.

“Orgs! Do you understand?”

“Hm? At any rate we’ll hit it with all of our strength!”

“You’re a bigger muscle-brain than me! Get away from physical strength!”

“Wahhaha, praise me more! A man with no brain but a shield for his country!”

That’s excellent but…

“Leave this for later! Do we have magic sealing gems?”

They were precious magical stones that can restrain the enemy. They are stones that on impact seal the enemies movement.

“Ou, there are…? But with those we won’t be able to harm the Dragon’s hard scales.” f𝚛e𝗲𝔀e𝚋𝑛o𝘃𝒆𝗹.c𝗼𝒎

“It’s time to use them! Time to prepare!”

Meguro said that and began calling out to the girl in the rear who was healing.

“Oh, the person was actually this much”

Robust men were protecting a little girl and bringing her to the front-line where the magic beast was rampaging. She is a very small girl that her height probably wasn’t 150 cm and brings out intense zeal from some of the men.

Moresoever, if you look at the current situation then it looks like tribute to the snake king has been prepared.

It’s a so-called human sacrifice that had the charm of reproducing legends.

But, the objective is on the contrary.

No, rather, on the contrary it’s amazing that the world has been flipped upside-down and left and right were reversed.

Anyhow, these strong men protecting the girl are the sheath and the girl Minami is the sword that will be swung on the front-line.

“Well, if Masatsugu-chan says so then I too will help and take the skin off. No, naturally I won’t take mine off, baby. My skin is high, high. The previous picture selfishly taken sold tremendously high on the net.”

“After that, I’ll hit it.”

“Ah, my elite bodyguards will drive it into a corner afterwards so it’s no problem. The actual problem is the snake in front of us. To think the day came where the cute me would be sacrificed. Father, Mother forgive me while laughing for going ahead of you, yoyoyo”

Meguro perceived Minami’s mouth was distorted in a grin while she was crying but ignored that and opened his mouth to talk.

“I think it won’t end with just your sacrifice. I’m afraid to say the snake won’t be satisfied with your small body.”

Minami was grumbling mumu.

“But, can I truly defeat the dragon if I just throw those items? I do have a dragon killing skill but it’s actually my attack increase several dozens times against dragons. It’s only that. My attack power originally is small so no matter how many times it’s multiplied by 0 it’s still 0.”

“It’s for that reason we do this.”

“Fine, then.”

Meguro immediately replied back. When he did so she responded back too.

“The type of the attack doesn’t matter. So the item gives you a fixed damage that doesn’t rely on your power, sigh.”

Minami shrugged her shoulders.

“Even without saying it at all 《???????????????》, Masatsugu has seen it through?”

The tone of her voice dropped down.

Her herself was a frail existence.

That’s why it’s necessary to live wisely. It’s also crucial to adapt to the environment.

If people around her were playing make-believe hero’s she should follow through.

She herself didn’t need to be a hero.

For example, a nurse position was no problem.

In short, all she needed was a role.

If possible to get a position without earning anyone’s anger it would be the most suitable solution and she would be a bit grateful.

While thinking that she passed her days skillfully.

“I’ll have to receive bonus when I return.”

“Aah, ask to your heart’s content. But for that you’ll have to return alive.”

“I understand, sheesh”

And then the two of them came to the place where the magic sealing stones were prepared.

Nearby them the snake is rampaging.

It was a huge snake that would immediately squash them.

Huge as a multi-story building.

In order to protect her from the rampage a wall of flesh was built around the girl.

“Can you throw it?”

“The setting is I can’t do it. But, today there’s no other way.”

“Don’t worry. I don’t understand delicate details. I don’t know your extent of cared ideas for living. That’s why, it’s impossible for me to spread around rumors.”

“In that case, it’s a relief.”

She said that and took the magical sealing stones in her hands.

Their shape was close to an egg.

They were covered in skin collected from some monsters in order to restrain magical power. They were quite heavy.

“Here we goooooooo!”

The girl without hesitating and faltering and threw the magical sealing stones towards the great snake which was 10 meters away from her.

If they were normal, then flames would burst to some extent.

But right now they were not normal.

The effect shown it was like the return of the God Armaments in myths by using her Dragon killer skill.

In other words,

Gogogogogooogooogogogoon

The flame vortex was growing as if to reach the heavens and it pierced the clouds the tip ending outside of the earth’s sphere.

“Gugyaaaaaaaaaa!?”

Orochi for the first time screamed.

It isn’t surprising actually.

The beast has been informed of how pain feels like against its will.

To this point only it’s heads fell.

Even those wounds were recovering.

Even wounds that shouldn’t have been recovered actually did.

It’s not immortality itself. It’s reproducing immortality. That’s it’s actual power and it’s an ability only God can defeat it.

That’s how it should’ve been.

“Okay, the 2nd one, here we go!”

It can’t see her, no, if it actually looks well she’s there. She’s a tiny creature. Humans are weak creatures that are just food.

She was throwing a small object towards it.

“Guaaaaaaaa”

The snake is yelling and tries to stop it.

Those were not just small objects. There isn’t a huge magical power emanating from them. They are no more than worthless.

They should be but the monster understood it was feeling pain due to them.

Because, it’s body was informing it of pain.

The scales that should’ve regenerated were peeling off and the heads were burnt and charcoal.

It’s whole body was in sharp pain and telling she was dangerous.

This was death itself.

Reproducing immortality was stopped.

“Gaga, gu, ftop it…”

Orochi was yelling something.

“No chance? The garbage should obviously be disinfected.”

A light voice came to the snake’s ears.

Those were the last words the snake heard.

In the next moment, an even greater power came and broke it’s core.

“Battalion 3 has eliminated the enemy’s general!”

The messenger informed that in a loud voice.

“Amazing, to defeat the immortal monster so well… It’s all thanks to King Masatsugu’s imperial orders.”

The soldiers continued cheering.

While sitting on the throne I wryly smiled

“That wasn’t immortality. It was probably pretending immortality.”

“It wasn’t immortal, you say?”

I nodded to him.

“Perhaps, it was reversing it’s wounds back later to pretend like they never happened. Such thing is not immortality. Because, it wouldn’t have died otherwise. To put it simply it was running from death. It wasn’t strong.”

“Haa…”

The soldier tilted his head in a manner like he didn’t understand it well.

Well, it’s difficult for them. I understand it more or less but explaining it to them is bothersome.

Meja from the Masatsugu faction opened his mouth to talk.

“At any rate, the battalions from 1 to 3 have all sealed all their enemies! No, perhaps it’s more precise to say they overwhelmed them. The victory for our Kingdom is drawing near!”

He said it with glad.

But, I shook my head.

“Eh, but my King we’ve defeat so many enemies till now…”

“Do you see the things that you only want to see?”

“Ha?”

Meja was doubtful.

And with a vacant expression.

“There are more enemies!?”

“Naturally.”

I calmly nodded to him.

“Because all of the dead army is to be a decoy for it’s enemy 《??????????????????????????》.”

Meja with opened eyes fully understood that.