Little One Tears the Villain’s Script

Lady Heartbreaker (2)

Yu Qingshi gave her a strange look.

When did he ignore her? It was obviously her who was angry. After dinner, she went back to her room by herself, ignoring everyone.

Jiang Xiaoman, ah Jiang Xiaoman, your ability to mess with people through your unreasonable demands were getting more and more powerful.

“I didn’t ignore you.” Yu Qingshi said. “If I’m ignoring you, then I would have kicked you out by now.”

“Oh, then you’re not allowed to sulk.”

Yu Qingshi glanced at her, lowered his head, and didn’t speak again this time.

He was not used to lying.

He wasn’t ignoring Jiang Xiaoman, but he was indeed a little bit angry. And the reason for his anger was a bit hard to explain and could not be expressed in words.

Looking from the side, his cheeks were pouting a little. Jiang Xiaoman guessed that he was holding back his anger.

Adolescent boys were all awkward and difficult to deal with.

Jiang Xiaoman was worried. She felt that she should give him a corporal education, but she couldn’t really hit someone, so she could only squeeze his cheeks and force him to look up, “Look, you’re so angry you look like a puffer fish! Tell me quickly, what did I do to annoy you? You are obviously mad at me!”

Yu Qingshi’s face contorted in pain from being squeezed, and he said angrily, “Let go!”

It felt good.

Jiang Xiaoman took advantage of him and let go, then calmly crossed her arms in front of her chest. “If you don’t say it, I’ll probably think about it all day. If I think about it all day, then I wouldn’t be able to get anything done. If you don’t say it, I’ll watch you all day until you do.”

Ah, Jiang Xiaoman, why are you such an unreasonable rascal!?

Yu Qingshi was so angry that he gritted his teeth and gave a hint. “Do you… do you remember what you did last night?”

Last night? All she did was just drink and eat meat, and then… and then get drunk.

Jiang Xiaoman pondered for a while, but only remembered that she got drunk, and she had no memory of the rest.

Could it be that… when she was unconscious, she did something outrageous that caused Yu Qingshi to ignore her?

God, she was so bad!

Jiang Xiaoman looked terrified and continued to think about it. Finally, she had some inkling. She covered her mouth and exclaimed, “I, did I do something to you???”

Yu Qingshi’s face turned red before he could speak, and his neck tensed up as he said, “No!”

“Oh… that’s good.” Jiang Xiaoman patted her chest in fear and sighed, “I just remember that I ate a fruit jelly.”

“Fruit, fruit jelly?” What the hell?

“It was some kind of fruit jelly, but I can’t remember clearly. It’s soft, but not sweet. But the taste seemed to be okay. Did you buy it for me?”

“Yes… no.” Dammit!

Yu Qingshi turned his back and didn’t look at her, feeling angry and anxious.

What fruit jelly?! It was obvious that… it was obvious that she took advantage of him, but now she wouldn’t admit it and said that she didn’t remember. She even said that he was a fruit jelly!

Jiang Xiaoman stared at the back of his head for a while, feeling that the resentment in him was getting heavier. She began to reflect on whether she had really done something outrageous.

After thinking about it, Jiang Xiaoman was really reminded of one thing.

She suddenly realized, “I remember!”

Yu Qingshi’s back stiffened, and he stammered, “Remember, remember what?”

“It was not jelly, it was ham. It was not soft at all but hard, and it was not sweet but very salty.”

“…” What a mess, this was obviously just some bullshit to fool him, right?

This heart-breaker of a woman!

Yu Qingshi lost his temper and pushed her out of the room.

After going through the awkward weekend, Monday arrived.

Yu Qingshi’s mood didn’t last long, and it disappeared overnight. But Jiang Xiaoman still felt a little guilty, so she decided to treat him better.

Jiang Xiaoman arrived in the classroom a little later than Yu Qingshi. After sitting down, she looked left and right to make sure that no one was coming. Then, she secretly took out two sesame balls and handed them to Yu Qingshi, smiling brighter than the rising sun.

Yu Qingshi’s eyes wandered between her and the sesame balls, and he didn’t speak for a long time.

The student counselor was very strict with food, romantic relationships and disciplinary violations. He really didn’t know how Jiang Xiaoman deceived the heavens1 to bring in these two sesame balls.

…Jiang Xiaoman, you are really capable. She used the excuse of not feeling well, just for this?

“Eat.” Seeing that he didn’t speak for a while and didn’t take it, Jiang Xiaoman said anxiously, “It was especially made for you, do you want us all to be caught?”

Her eyes were wide, round and very cute.

Yu Qingshi remembered that Miaomiao would occasionally look at him like this and purr.

She looked so cute…

Yu Qingshi remained silent, took the sesame balls, and swallowed them whole. His cheeks were bulging, he munched a few times, his Adam’s apple moved and they were all swallowed up.

Only then did Jiang Xiaoman smile, “You’ve eaten my food, so you’re one of my people. You cannot be angry anymore.”

“Un.”

Yu Qingshi almost choked, and took a sip of water to suppress the itch.

The sesame balls were filled with black bean paste, which was sweet and greasy. Perhaps there was too much sugar, making it taste particularly greasy. The sweetness was a bit too strong and his face turned red, but he still swallowed them silently.

Speaking of which, he really didn’t like eating like this, but Jiang Xiaoman always liked to feed him.

Sigh, forget it. She was so domineering and troublesome, so he would just go along with it.

Footnote:

1. Refers to one of Sun Tzu’s 36 Stratagems: Deceive the Heavens to Cross the Ocean