MTL - I Formed The El Cat Investigation Team In Pirates

Chapter 195 The little yellow cat and the old yellow ape

 “Navy?”

Xie Wen, who had returned home with a full load, saw the warships docked at the port from a distance and was stunned for a moment.

 Keli Meow on the shoulder immediately went to take out the bomb excitedly: "Is there another enemy, Meow?!"

"No, no, no, no..." Xie Wen quickly stopped the little guy who was already in an explosive state, "We'd better go back and take a look."

“It should be that the navy got the news here, so they came here to deal with these pirate cats.” Huamei cats speculated.

Xie Wen thought the same thing. He curled his lips and complained: "We won't come until we have solved everything. It seems that the quality of Beihai's navy is average."

Recalling the very polite naval colonel he met on Lighthouse Island, Xie Wen felt more and more that the navy here was not as powerful as the one in the South China Sea.

Xie Wen speeded up and took the cats back to the boat. Then he saw an old man who looked very suitable for singing PPAP and a fat man with a watermelon haircut. At this time, the old man in a yellow striped suit was holding a mountain. Zhi Miao wanted to get close to his face to kiss and rub him, but the little yellow cat resisted very much and pressed his four paws against the opponent's head.

 “What do you want to do to my cat?!”

Even though Xie Wen recognized the other party, he still kicked him without hesitation.

Having already suffered a big loss from Sanji Miao, Kizaru naturally didn't intend to take over forcefully, and directly elementalized to avoid Xie Wen's flying kick.

 “Xie Wen! You are finally back, meow!”

  |`ω=)

Sanji Miao took the rare initiative to get close to Xie Wen, and hid behind him and carefully stuck out half of his head.

 “This guy keeps pestering me, it’s so annoying, meow!”

 “He is indeed an enemy, meow!”

Keli Miao, who was lying on Xie Wen's shoulder, raised her paws and couldn't wait to release the detonating spark she had just adjusted and tested on the island.

 “C1·Spark Beetle Meow!”

Before Xie Wen had time to stop him, several flame beetles flapped their wings and flew towards Kizaru who had ducked aside.

At this time, Zhan Momomaru, who was eating the food cooked by Sanji Miao, finally came to his senses. He ducked in front of his boss and raised his palms to block the flying flame beetle.

 “Boom boom boom—!”

“Hot, hot, hot, hot…”

Zhan Momomaru, who blocked Kelimiao's attack, shook his hands with a grin on his face, and then blew into his somewhat red palms.

Kelimiao's detonation spark is not very explosive, but its temperature is very high. Even if Zhan Momomaru protected his hands with his armor, he could not completely block the temperature that exploded.

 “Ouch, how scary~ He’s actually a devil fruit user.”

　　Kizaru first said his mantra, and then secretly rejoiced in his heart. Fortunately, he didn't continue to make a fool of himself just now, otherwise he would make a fool of himself again.

Xie Wen stopped Kelimya, who was still planning to attack, and then asked the more stable Miyajuro about the situation.

“Seijuro, what is going on? Why is the admiral here?”

“Because my uncle was on vacation in his hometown in Beihai, we are now preparing to go to the Grand Line to carry out a secret mission. We happened to hear that there is a pirate alliance here, so we thought about solving it along the way.”

 The person who answered this question was Zhan Momomaru, who is known as “the world’s most breath-tight man (self-proclaimed)”.

 A secret mission... Although Xie Wen really wanted to ask Zhan Momowan what kind of secret mission it was that actually required a general to take action, but considering that there was Kizaru beside him, he could only regretfully give up this tempting idea.

In the end, Zhan Momomaru revealed the secret mission without him having to ask: "Of course, I won't tell you that our trip this time is to **** Vegapunk to change islands and build a new laboratory."

ˆXie Wen: “…”

Kizaru: “…”

 Zhan Momomaru:! !

"So, now that we have dealt with these pirates, what are you still doing on my ship? Do you plan to pay the bounty directly to us?"

Xie Wen immediately asked, pretending to be completely uninterested in the secret mission. Zhan Taowan immediately breathed a sigh of relief and followed his words and continued to answer: "We are not responsible for exchanging the bounty, but after we got close to here, we saw thick smoke coming from the island. The old man was curious about what was going on, so he I flew over to take a look first, and then I don’t know what happened between them. Anyway..." Zhan Taomaru looked at Sanji Meow, who was hiding behind Xie Wen, "Uncle seems to like this cat fur tribe very much now."

“But I don’t like him! And I even kicked him and broke his sunglasses. Who knows what he was thinking!”

  |`Д=)

 Sanji continued to hide behind Xie Wen and shouted: "What's so great about the admiral! Let him stay away from me, meow!"

 I just said why I feel something is weird...

Xie Wen suddenly realized that it was Kizaru's face that was missing the pair of sunglasses.

However, Sanji Nya actually kicked Kizaru, who is good at light speed kicks... This achievement is comparable to "Axe King" Monka who chopped down Garp in the original comics.

"Little Sanji, what you said really makes me sad." Kizaru seemed to really like Sanji, and he didn't get angry after the dark history was revealed. He even said with a shy face: "We obviously got along well before. So enjoyable.”

“No! It’s just you, stupid old man, talking to yourself, meow!”

Even though Sanji Nya was saying such harsh words, Kizaru still had a happy and doting expression on his face, as if he were a grandfather looking at his naughty grandson...

Xie Wen found that although Kizaru was very kind when looking at other cats, he lacked the doting. Apparently Sanji was the one who was treated specially.

 Could it be that Sanji's coat color is mainly yellow, so Kizaru is particularly pleased with him?

However, people in the world of pirates have all kinds of weird personalities, so this possibility is not impossible.

"Okay, I already understand the general situation..." Xie Wen spread his hands, "Then why don't you go on that secret mission and waste your time here?"

"That's right! Your navy shouldn't be very busy, meow? Leave quickly! All the food on our ship will be eaten by a fat guy like you, meow!" Sanji yelled in agreement.

"Big, big fat guy..." Zhan Taowan looked shocked, and then retorted angrily: "I'm not fat! I'm strong! Do you understand strong?!"

Sanji curled his lips and said disdainfully: "I'm a chef, and I know the difference between fat and strong better than you, meow."

With such a convincing reason, Zhan Taowan didn't know how to refute it for a while, and what made him even more depressed was...

His immediate boss and teacher actually echoed: "Hehehe, Kosanji is right, Zhan Momomaru, you should control your figure."

“Even if you speak for me, I won’t let you touch me!”

However, Sanji Nya didn't appreciate it at all. He still pressed his ear to the plane and stared warily at Kizaru who was still trying to get closer.

"Okay, Sanji, no matter what, they are all guests, so we can't be so rude, meow." At this time, Hua Mei Meow stood up to smooth things over and said: "And Mr. Kizaru, as a naval admiral, it is wrong for you to bully a child. Isn’t it not very good, meow?”

“I didn’t bully him, I just wanted to get close to Xiao Sanji.” Kizaru muttered to defend himself.

"But Sanji doesn't like this, does he?" Huamei Meow argued with him in a neither humble nor arrogant manner: "Although you don't mean it, judging from your behavior, you are bullying children, aren't you Meow?"

Sure enough, an old crook like Kizaru who likes to make jokes, after encountering Hua Mei Miao's way of dealing with facts and reasons, immediately can no longer "mess around" like before.

"Okay, okay, I was wrong just now. I'm sorry, little Sanji." Kizaru raised his hands as if admitting defeat, his attitude was a little more serious, "But the food you made is really delicious, so please, I A meal shouldn’t be too much, right?”

"Hmph! You have good taste, meow~" Sanji's attitude softened a little after the most proud aspect was praised, "It's not impossible to treat you to a meal, but you have to make up for the ingredients eaten by this big fat man. Some for us meow.”

 Today, in order to reward Huamei Meow, who rarely went to battle, he chose some relatively difficult ingredients, but in the end, most of them were eaten by two uninvited guests, Kizaru and Zhan Taomaru...

Sanji Miao had a bad attitude before, and this was also the reason.

“Of course it’s no problem, we still have some ingredients on board.”

Kizaru said with a smile, and immediately asked the sailors on the warship to bring the ingredients over.

Looking at Kizaru, who kept moving closer to Sanji when he was eating, and Garp, who was scratched by Kelimya before...

Xie Wen always feels that the various treatment that the Straw Hats will receive when facing the navy in the future will also happen to his investigation team sooner or later.

Today I searched for topics related to the Spring Festival Gala. I originally wanted to see if there were any leftovers, but all that came up were Xiaoni’s mistakes and Chunshan Gakushu...

Both are considered stage accidents, but they are far different in terms of causes and consequences.

Also, is this the only thing that can trigger topics in the Spring Festival Gala now? It feels so sad.

 (End of this chapter)