MTL - My Aunt is Three and a Half Years Old. She Holds a Milk Bottle and Tells Fortunes. the Whole Internet Loves Her.

 When the girl cried, the barrage immediately erupted.

　　[Isn’t it what I think? This girl, she, she, she, couldn't be the Nian beast, could she? ]

[Obviously, okay, I asked my aunt directly if the Nian beast was real, and then she said it right, and she cried. ]

  [Can the Nian beast also transform into a human form? ]

Seeing that all the netizens had guessed it, the girl choked and said, "I, my transformation technique is so bad? How come you can tell at a glance, I, I thought you were just good at figuring things out. "

“No,” Mianmian said sincerely, “You can’t just read people’s faces, but also animals’ faces.”

"Ouch." After hearing this, the girl sobbed for a long time, and it took a long time to calm down, "But, but now, it's too late for me to let them go back."

Mianmian just happened to have thought about this matter. She had already opened a WeChat call with Taoist Priest Qingxu of the Supernatural Management Bureau.

At this moment, the voice of Taoist Priest Qingxu just came: "Junior sister, are you talking about the Nian beast? Don't worry, people from the Supernatural Management Bureau have infiltrated all over the country in the past six months, and I have issued an announcement , let them prepare to find the Nian beast."

I’m just kidding, it’s exactly what I thought, Xuanwu can be true, so the legend of Nian Beast is true and it should be true! ]

  [Can we catch the Nian beast? I bought an amulet from my sister-in-law's shop before, and I think it can be used! ]

[You kid in front of me, your life is so good, why did you grab the amulet? ]

 Seeing that netizens were talking about catching the Nian beast, and also said what kind of talisman paper they had received from their aunt before, which should be used when catching the Nian beast, the little girl became more and more confused.

Not only that, there are also netizens sending the latest news.

  [Wow, the announcement from the Su family's R&D department is here again. The Su family's Wuchang provides firecrackers and fireworks. We can go to major stores to buy them now, ready to be used to drive away the Nian beast. ]

“Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, didn't you say you can't set off fireworks?" Nian Beast Girl became even more sad. She turned on her phone and looked at the latest news. She felt bad.

Before watching the legendary aunt's live broadcast, she had not seen the news that biodegradable fireworks and firecrackers could be set off. How come she had such news after watching Su Mianmian and Sun Wukong talking for a while?

 What should we do now?

It was a rare time to recover spiritual energy, and she couldn't set off fireworks. She wanted the people to go to the world to have fun and have fun as they had done for thousands of years.

 In fact, they don’t eat children at all, they only eat vegetables and fruits.

When I went to the live broadcast room to draw the lottery, I felt that I might not win anyway. Even if I did, Su Mianmian might not be able to tell that she was transformed from the Nian Beast, and in turn, it could let everyone know that their clan was coming back soon.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu then didn't my tribesmen throw themselves into a trap? They told me that they were very lonely in the sea, and they really wanted to see people being frightened." The girl cried and talked, His face was full of despair, "I came here to tell fortunes just to give a warning and make people scared. If I had known better, I wouldn't have come..."

“Wouldn’t it be hard for you to live in the sea?” Mianmian asked curiously, “I remember you lived in the mountains at first.”

The girl nodded silently: "Well, our tribe originally lived in the mountains, but then there were too many humans, and the spiritual energy began to wither, so we had no choice but to run into the sea. There are also some tribesmen who were selected by the heaven because of their good looks. I went to be a door beast, and I can’t be contacted now.”

The girl sounded pitiful and looked at the camera sadly: "I am the most talented person in our tribe. In order not to be completely disconnected from the human world, I came to live in the human world... It was not easy to fully integrate into human life. , I remember the very beginning..."

The girl's constant concern made the girl open up her chatterbox completely, and she told all the stories about the Nian beast clan with her small mouth. She spoke in detail, and Mianmian saw no objection from the audience, so she didn't interrupt.

The experience of this Nian girl is indeed very exciting. When she first turned into a human and came to human society, she was afraid of being noticed by the superiors, so she chose to live in a small mountain village.

 She never grew old and was almost exposed, so she began to create death scenes for herself at the right time.

 Sometimes I go to the mountains and get picked up by wolves, and sometimes I fall off a cliff.

As modern society developed faster and faster, the Nian Beast girl came to a small town from a small mountain village and began to work and study. “Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Sister, I underestimated you. Can you please stop putting my people in prison?"

"I didn't say that I was going to put your people in jail." Mianmian tilted her head, "I just want to control the situation. If your people are having too much fun and really scare people into something, then what will happen to us?" Neither is good.”

 “Are they really not going to arrest us?” the girl asked in disbelief.

Mianmian nodded seriously: "Don't catch it, my mother said, the Nian beast is actually just scary and fun, it doesn't really want to eat people."

 “But they all said they were going to catch the Nian beast...” The girl looked at the screen.

At first glance, I realized that the content of the barrage on the screen had changed.

Netizens have issued retractions.

　　[I won’t catch the Nian beast anymore. I withdraw my idea of ​​throwing the Nian beast with firecrackers. Is it okay if I just pretend to be scared? ]

It’s time to test everyone’s acting skills. When the Nian Beast comes, I pretend to fall to the ground and let my mother take a video of me, hahaha. ]

[Okay, we have added a new year animal check-in activity on New Year’s Eve, please remember to go to Weibo to comment! ]

 Seeing netizens’ change of attitude, the Nian Beast girl burst into laughter.

 “Thank you, thank you for your willingness to cooperate with us...”

Since everyone has said that they will not arrest the clan members, she does not need to think about tipping off the news. She can just let the clan members have a good time and then pick them up to play with them.

The Nian Beast Girl has made plans and wants to end the live broadcast.

 She still feels pressured to video chat with a guy who can see through her **** at a glance.

Mianmian found out that the Nian Beast girl wanted to hang up, and quickly said: "You have to add Mianmian's WeChat account, and we will talk about the Nian Beast thing again."

The Nian Beast Girl hesitated for a moment, then added.

 She also has some issues related to her tribe that she wants to resolve.

 After adding WeChat, Mianmian is ready to connect with the next person.

After clicking on the live lottery, she remembered that Sun Wukong was also connected to her, and said sheepishly: "Uncle Great Sage, isn't it boring to be connected to the video like this?"

Sun Wukong shook his head: "You go on and don't worry about me."

 In fact, he had already become an incarnation and ran out of the Su family to do good deeds. (End of chapter)