Chapter 14 Winnie-the-pooh?

The teacher was stunned by this pair of guns!

It is worthy of being a battle-tested veteran.

Knocked on the blackboard lightly, and calmly said: "Come on! Let's continue the class!"

"What about this, he is..."

The sweet and sour smell persisted in the classroom for a long time, but it didn't take long for everyone's expressions to start to be wrong...

Li Muyan's face was reddened, her fingers turned blue while pinching the ballpoint pen.

The body sitting on the stool tilted calmly, and didn't dare to use too much force, it would be too loud!

As a qualified little fairy!

It must not leak!

How to muffle the fart is a compulsory course for the little fairy!

But in the face of a menacing offensive.

But the strength is not well controlled...

There was a melodious and melodious, even the "Sound of Nature" with tone-changing tone came out!

That's a long time!

It's kind of like being blinded by suona...

The feeling of a trombone from the highest pitch to the lowest pitch!

Jiangnan: "..."

This little fairy! Stop forcing your sphincter, okay?

It's so difficult!

Release it to your heart's content!

let me tell you! You are bad for your health like this!

Many people next to him looked at Li Muyan. Some male classmates had bitten and bleeding on the lips of Ren Xiao Ren, and there was an awkward atmosphere in the class.

"Crack!"

This girl crushed all the ballpoint pens!

But this is just the beginning!

Just listen to someone coughing!

The cough was accompanied by a loud "bang!"

Some people read books and drink water! And accompanied by the sound of "Puff!" "Boom!"...

The whole class suddenly began to lively, with various sounds of turning over books, pinching water bottles, and moving tables and chairs.

As a result, an extraordinary band performance began!

"boom!"

"boom!"

"Snapped!"

...

"Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Boom!"

"puff!"

"puff!"

"Bu~"

...

"Puff! Puff! Puff! Puff! Bu~"

Some cute female classmates, why are you so embarrassed? I still breathe in, trying to redeem the disaster I caused!

Seriously? Can't **** it back! give up!

Jiangnan couldn't hold back his joy, and even slapped the table with his palm to set the rhythm for them with heart!

The students looked at Jiang Nan playing the table accompaniment, all of them were stupid!

Do you want this 6?

Hey? Don't say it! It's a bit internal!

But there is a big problem.

The taste in the classroom is getting more and more colorful.

There are even some spicy eyes.

Finally one of the classmates couldn't help it, wiped the tears from the corner of his eyes and said: "Classmates, are you hot? Let's open the window!"

"Hurry up! It's too hot this day!"

"Hurry up!"

"All open!"

"Witty, you little clever!"

As soon as the classroom windows opened, the air really improved a lot.

But the old man who was sweeping the floor outside the classroom looked up and saw a white smoke wafting out of the classroom visible to the naked eye.

As soon as the breeze blows, it blows over!

Old man: "Hey, hold the grass! Σ_(???"∠) Wow..."

"What does this smell like!"

...

If one or two people are okay, but the whole class has this situation...

Everyone's eyes fell on Jiang Nan's body in an instant!

I just ate soy beans!

The result is now! ! !

But just now, he cried and ate soy beans, it was Jiangnan who gave generously...

Besides, soy beans really play a role in understanding poison!

I'm so embarrassed to say anything about him.

As a result, Jiangnan's grievance list was refreshed wildly.

[The grievance value from Li Xiang +999! ]

[The grievance value from Li Muyan +999! ]

...

A row of 999 refreshed crazy, not only have their own class, but also other classes!

You know, all the teachers and students in the school eat poisonous soy beans!

The situation in other classes is no better than here.

Jiangnan is already crazy!

This is not gloating!

Helping them detoxify yourself is a good thing!

Ok! Good thing!

Li Xiang's face was black: "Teacher, I want to go to the toilet!"

I was grateful to Jiangnan just now! The results of it?

He must be fine as soon as he gets it!

The teacher glanced at Jiang Nan bitterly: "Go, go!"

"Teacher! I want to go too!"

"And I!"

"Um... go all, I'll go too, classmates go to self-study first!"

As a result, the whole class exploded as soon as the teacher went out!

The classmates rushed towards the toilet like tiger, wolf and evil spirits...

In the blink of an eye, there is only one Jiangnan left in the classroom.

I saw him touching his chin in thought.

"Hmm... It seems that this detoxifying small soybean still has side effects!"

"The effect is to detoxify, is it diarrhea as a side effect?"

After detoxification, the toxins will naturally be discharged, right?

It's okay to think so!

But the momentum is too violent.

Now that the whole campus is doing a good job, Jiangnan swears that he is kind!

I patted my little heart in fear!

"Fortunately, I didn't eat it! If this is..."

"amount……"

Jiang Nan felt uncomfortable in his stomach for a while, and his body was weak.

Then I remembered that I also ate two bowls of beans at noon...

Jiangnan: "..."

He took out a small detoxification soybean and hesitated for a long time.

Still chewed and swallowed!

Then he looked so unlovable!

The chicken taste is not there...

The way of heaven is reincarnation!

Who has been spared?

Retribution comes too fast, like a tornado?

Jiang Nan got up and walked towards the toilet with a dark face.

A strange smell filled the corridor.

In the corridor.

A young lady in a miniskirt with long hair reaching her waist walked gracefully.

As a result, both legs are clamped.

The miniskirt floats slightly, and even a long hair is also rippling...

"Huh? Winnie the Pooh?"

The young lady turned around and gave Jiang Nan a shameful look, and ran away quickly. Where is the slightest elegance?

really!

Fairy sisters can leak...

Wait for my hair to reach waist!

Farting hair fluttering?

Ok……

Jiang Nan didn't expect that he would chant poems.

Just arrived at the toilet.

The surging heads and the desperate roar from inside made Jiang Nan dumbfounded!

The toilet was overcrowded!

It took a long time to squeeze in.

The scene in front of me has simply impacted Jiangnan's worldview!

The pits are full!

Can this stump these geniuses?

Not at all!

I saw a group of people squatting in a row of vertical urinals!

Half squat!

This posture is simply anti-human!

Each expression is called ecstasy.

"Fuck? Is this all right?"

Jiangnan is dumbfounded!

"Why not? The living can still be suffocated by shit? It's okay, it's rare! Can rush down!"

Damn it? Is this a question of whether it can be rushed down?

"Hurry up! How fast are you!"

Someone stomped their feet anxiously and slammed the door.

inside!

"Brother, you're in a hurry! There's no end to it!"

The brother in the back looked indifferent and smiled: "Don't panic!"

A blushing classmate curiously asked: "What's wrong? Aren't you in a hurry?"

The buddy said calmly: "I thought it was a fart just now! It turned out not to be..."

When a word came out, the people around him were one meter away from him instantly! A look of horror!

"I'm done! How about you?"

Jiangnan covers his face!

Sure enough, you can't believe any kind of fart when you are running out!

because……

It may be lying to you!

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