Small Theater: Shameless Competition (Free)
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Clear skies, the center of the square.
The referee swept through the audience, and there was no empty position. It was almost full.
"The annual thick cheek contest began, and all the players present were selected." The referee said.
"Ha ha ha, this cheeky champion must be me." Lin lacked to look at the side of the night.
"I abstained." Immediately, the Secretary of the night did not speak slowly.
"I also admit defeat." Soon, Jiu Xiu, a white man, smiled and spoke.
Ye Hao curled up his legs and looked around. The only thing in the audience that could pose a threat to himself was probably his own brother.
"Please speak without fear of the Allies!" The referee looked at Ye Hao.
When I heard the sound, Ye Hao immediately got up and smiled confidently: "When I was fighting in China and the United States, there were many others, but what about it? I only made a phone call and it was solved perfectly!"
The host asked: "What phone did you call?"
Ye Wei: "110."
Everyone: "..."
"Cut!" Nie was anonymous and dissatisfied: "When I was a child, I was with a local bully. He brought ten people, and I was different. I brought a person."
"Who brought you over?" the referee curiously asked.
"Oh, I brought his dad over." Nie said.
Everyone: "..."
"I used a piece of biscuit to lie my baby, my baby is the leader of Ashura." Ye Haodao.
Nie Wuming: "I only used one abacus to change my beauty to my hand, or my Laoyue mother has traded with me. My beauty is the death rose leader!"
"I like money as a life." Ye Hao sneered.
"I have earned your money." Nie has no name.
Ye Hao mouth twitched slightly, took a deep breath, and continued to speak: "In the uninhabited island, a big man said that there is nothing he dare not do, I bet him, bet his white tiger, and finally I won! ”
Referee: "I know that I am a sly character, how do you gamble?"
Ye Wei: "I bet he didn't dare to eat, hehe!"
referee:"……"
Nie Wuming: "I have participated in various competitions in China and won a lot of refrigerator TV washing machines. They stopped playing the show in desperation. Finally, I was blackened by all the Shaoguan programs in China and became a permanent ban."
Everyone: "What is special about this?"
Ye Wei: "..."
Nie Wuming: "In the WeChat group, I will never speak. The only way you want to find me is to make a red envelope."
Ye Wei: "I can find you with a penny!"
Nie Wuming: "A penny is also money!"
Ye Wei: "..."
"Of course, I still have a killer." Nie Wuming looked at the five-person group.
Immediately, the audience screamed a shameful slogan -
"The captains of the gods, the wind is flowing!"
"Shuai handsome and handsome!"
"Strong and strong!"
Everyone: "..."
Too shameful...
Can I refund my ticket?
Ye Hao's face is mmp: "I admit defeat."
"What is there, a security door of several thousand dollars, I said the original price of 200,000, 50% discount, I sold 100,000 yuan, the price is still a dog, he is also grateful to me!"
When the referee wanted to announce the result, Beidou suddenly stood up.
On the spot, Yi Shui, who was sitting in the audience, glanced at Beidou.
North Fighting.
The referee wiped the cold sweat: "I announced that "the coldest encounter with the sun" is the most shameless winner - Nie Wuming!"
"The captains of the gods, the wind is flowing!"
"Shuai handsome and handsome!"
"Strong and strong!"
Ye Hao holds a fist: "Excuse me, leave!"
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