v2 Chapter 41 retribution
41. Retribution
"Monsters! There are monsters! It's on my bed!" Chi Jianjun was so frightened that he almost couldn't straighten his tongue, "Eight legs! It's green! The teeth are longer than my arms! There are two other long necks. Mouth-opening monster!"
"What! What are the Marines doing to eat! Why let the monster run into Old Chi's room! It's just a joke!" Tang Xiao was also angry. He heard Chi Jianjun's description and didn't think about anything else at all.
He immediately connected to Gulaham's communication, and he was scolded at the beginning, "What are you doing to eat! There is a monster who got into Chi Lao's room! I'll settle the account with you later! Now send the marines to block and surround the place. Then kill that monster for me! There will also be a major security check to confirm the safety of the entire colony!"
"That... Manager, listen to me..."
"Now I don't want to hear the explanation! Do it right away!" Tang Xiao said sharply.
"Isn't that the skin you asked to put on it?" Gulaham was also anxious, and he roared out regardless of Tang Xiao's face.
"What? Skin?" Tang Xiao was stunned, and then he remembered that when he was decorating the "mansion" before, he asked them to hunt the skin of a beast and put it on the bed.
But maybe it was because of the inertia of thinking that came from the earth. When talking about the beasts, what Tang Xiao thought of was tigers, leopards, black bears, and hunting a wolf would be fine.
Who knew it was such a…
After a while, Tang Xiao looked at this terrifying monster that was smooth and hairless, with green skin, four claws, and a flat head and neck. In addition to the mouth on the front, the two necks were also mouths.
"Speaking of which, I asked you to hunt a beast, what are you doing for such a thing whose san value goes to zero at a glance?" Tang Xiao said while covering his forehead.
"Report to the manager! Because this is indeed a terrifying beast, living in deep water. It just tried to attack our fully enclosed pig farm a few days ago, and was killed by our brave soldiers with a stun gun!" The speaker is Dawn City Captain of the Marine Corps, he answered with a straight face.
A stun gun? Tang Xiao was covered in cold sweat, looking at the twitching monster skin, he waved his hand to make him disappear quickly, then instantly put on a smile and said to Chi Jianjun, "Professor Chi, because we want to make something pure and natural for you. It's better to make a mattress than those artificial leather or something. But if you don't think it's suitable, I'll ask them to replace you with a quilt right away. It's not hard at all, don't worry, let our soldiers come in the middle of the night I should have changed your quilt."
"It's really the skin?" Chi Jianjun looked at the skin from a distance, but still didn't dare to get close. ,
"It's really skin!" Tang Xiao kicked the skin on the head.
"Take it! Take it! Don't! I don't want this thing! I'd rather sleep with a quilt!" Chi Jianjun said very firmly.
"Okay, I'll make arrangements for you right away." Tang Xiao said something and then coaxed Chi Jianjun back to sleep. Then he stretched out and returned to his dormitory while yawning.
As a result, he had just slept for less than two hours when he suddenly heard a shrill scream from the direction of Professor Chi's villa, 'Help~~~~~~! ! ’
Tang Xiao was extremely alert now, and jumped up when he heard the sound, and ran over there with three steps and two steps. But this time he kept an eye on it and did not ask Gulaham to lead troops to surround the villa, but to prepare to check the situation first.
Sure enough, I saw Chi Jianjun running over again with his clothes and quilt in his arms, yelling, "Help! Help! There are... there are monsters!"
"Why are there still monsters? Shouldn't there be?" Tang Xiao scratched his head.
"Yes! It's just outside my window!" Chi Jianjun shouted loudly, pointing in the direction of the villa, it seemed that the little old man was about to go crazy with fright.
"The window...Wait a minute, can't you..." Tang Xiao suddenly remembered something, he turned his head to look at the villa, and sure enough, there was an unpleasant sound of quack quack, and then Hu Teng fluttered, and a **** bird flew into the air He flew towards the forest.
"So this is the little bird's nest that I put them outside the window? Birds and flowers are fragrant, and the next time it won't be a man-eating flower..." A drop of cold sweat fell from Tang Xiao's forehead.
"Ah? What are you talking about?" Chi Jianjun was already frightened and confused, and he didn't understand what Tang Xiao was talking about.
"Oh! It's nothing! I'll send someone to investigate your room immediately, this time to make sure there won't be any problems!" Tang Xiao patted his chest and assured.
"You can ask someone to check it slowly. By the way, where do you sleep at night?" Chi Jianjun said suddenly.
"Oh, me, it's usually a little harder. I can sleep in the dormitory of the city hall." Tang Xiao didn't turn around.
Without saying a word, Chi Jianjun ran in the direction of Tang Xiao's dormitory while holding the quilt.
"Hey, Professor Chi, what are you doing? Where is your villa!" Tang Xiao hurried over and grabbed Chi Jianjun.
"Don't stop me, just let me go and make do with it!" Chi Jianjun struggled desperately.
"Professor Chi is the mansion we worked so hard to build for you..." Tang Xiao couldn't hold back, so he hugged the old man.
"Hao, your grandmother's legs! Let me go! I, Chi Jianjun, are fighting my 67-year-old bones. I will die in your house today!" A footprint walked forward.
Tang Xiao didn't dare to really use his strength for fear of hurting the old man, so the two went back to Tang Xiao's room after entanglement.
Chi Jianjun was rude, pointed to the sofa and said, "You are the leader of your bed, I'll sleep on the sofa by myself." After speaking, he threw the quilt on the sofa, lay down and fell asleep.
Tang Xiao covered his forehead and sighed, but it was getting late, so he couldn't really kick the old professor up again, so he also climbed into bed and fell asleep.
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In the middle of the night, Auroville fell asleep, and no one was moving except the marines who were patrolling the streets.
Tang Xiao opened his eyes and stared at the ceiling in a daze. On the sofa, Chi Jianjun's snoring was loud. Tang Xiao silently looked at the water glass on the bedside table that was rippling with the snoring sound, and muttered to himself, "Retribution..."
It wasn't until noon the next day that Tang Xiao, who finally fell asleep, got up from the bed. He rubbed the panda's eyes and saw that Professor Chi Jianjun had just woken up. He was playing Tai Chi in the courtyard outside the window.
Tang Xiao put on his clothes and walked over, and before he could speak, he heard Chi Jianjun say directly, "Don't talk about it, I've been living here from today. Whoever likes to live in that mansion will live there."
"but…"
"As I said before, I'm here to retire."
"but…"
"Oh, I'm a bad old man, why are you still tossing me?"
"Say..."
"I know, you want to talk about natural disasters. Our civilization has developed to that level before, but it is still destroyed by continuous natural disasters. Void demons, rectification agreements, high-dimensional creatures, which ones are easy to mess with? I said, we shouldn't provoke such an existence. I think it's good to maintain a farming civilization like this. Which farming civilization have you seen driving a spaceship to farm? So I should retire. "
When you lift the bar, your mind turns fast... Tang Xiao covered his forehead silently and choked. He thought for a while, hooked his fingers and asked the T-850 to push a computer over and put it in front of Chi Jianjun, and then directly started to play the video of the tragic aerial battle when the three bounty hunters attacked a week ago.
Chi Jianjun was still playing Tai Chi, but his attention was clearly drawn to the air battle. His movements became slower and slower, and his face became more and more ugly. Finally, his movements stopped. Standing in front of the computer, his face was gloomy.
After a long time, he looked up at Tang Xiao and asked, "Are you our leader? Manager?"
"Yes, I am." Tang Xiao nodded.
"Be a leader! Go be a murderer! You have talent." Chi Jianjun scolded, turned his head and went back to the room, closed the door with a bang, and then locked it.