MTL - The Fourth Scourge of Star Wars

54. Ihaveabiggun!

"Fuck!" Yuri cursed. He turned his head and asked the T-850 over there, "What is Munter talking about?"

"He said that he destroyed some facilities of the cruiser and got all the technical parameters of the cruiser. He is sending us the key parameters. In addition, let's go first, the manager Tang Xiao also needs our spaceship to deal with the cruiser. ." T-850 replied, "Also, Quinto and Ferrasi were taken too, so we are the only ones here now."

"Bastard! The pirate cruiser is leaving in the afternoon, and all the fuckin' guys who can fly the ship have been taken away? Fuck!" Yuri raised his hand and tried to scratch his hair, but thought of his own hairline and put his hand down .

"Anyway, we should leave as soon as possible." Vitali also said.

"No no no no! You can't go now!" Yuri waved his hand quickly, then suddenly took out a pistol, yanked the bolt, ran to the workshop next to him, and pulled out old Truda. Holding a pistol to his forehead, "Listen to me old man! Now I have a Fucking in my hand! big! gun! And I'm in a very, very bad mood right now! Maybe I'll be overexcited in the next second. And pull the trigger! You know what I mean?"

Truda was so frightened that he didn't dare to say anything. He could barely understand Yuri's galactic standard language mixed with English swear words on Earth, but he nodded hurriedly.

Yuri pointed to the two proton torpedoes next to him and shouted loudly: "I want you to install these two Fucking proton torpedoes on this Fucking spacecraft, and the ones that can be **** at any time! How long does it take to fuck? ?"

"Two...two standard hours..." Truda whispered.

"Very good! Now I'll give you 20 minutes! And I'm telling you, you'll be with me too! Come on! Go! So if you play tricks and the ship is shot down you can't run away! Got it? Now **** Move me!" Yuri almost roared, and he yelled at the other T-850: "Go and watch him!"

"No! No! They are getting closer, these people are looking for us! Yuri! We have to go!" Vitaly said in a panic.

Yuri walked over and grabbed the binoculars. Sure enough, he saw dozens of heavily armed mercenaries searching room by room. He turned back to the last T-850 and said, "Bring me all the weapons you can carry - grenades, machine guns, all the fuck! Then go to the spaceport next to you! How long do you keep it! In the end, you can't call it. I blew myself up, understand? Blow up!"

T-850 nodded silently, picked up two machine guns from the weapon pile on the side, hung seven or eight bullet chains around his neck, grabbed more than a dozen grenades and filled all his pockets, and then walked heavily His footsteps walked towards the spaceport next to him.

Yuri was pacing around anxiously, and the old man Truda had already brought a few engineering robots to the outside of the spaceship for modification. In fact, it is enough to add two pylons and a launch line connected to the console. This project is not difficult.

But the problem now is that time is running out.

The nearby spaceport soon sounded a lot of gunfire, and those mercenaries were also attracted by the gunshots and ran over there.

Yuri couldn't wait, so he pulled Vitali and ran into the spaceship, and he didn't know where to find a thick manual and stuffed it to Vitali, and said urgently: "Listen to Vitali! You only have 20 In minutes, you must learn how to fly this spaceship for me!"

"How the **** could I drive a spaceship?" Vitali was anxious, "Why don't you tell me whether the spaceship is a Toyota or a Volkswagen?"

"Listen to me, you're the best driver I've ever seen, you can definitely do it. We're going to drive this ship back, and these two proton torpedoes may be the key to dealing with that cruiser!" Yuri turned and pressed Living on Vitaly's shoulder, he said earnestly.

"But I'm not a spaceship driver!" Vitaly said, but he still sat in the cab, picked up the manual and quickly read it. After turning a few pages, he started cursing, "What kind of **** is this **** galactic standard language!?"

After making all these arrangements, Yuri was still restless. He stood for a while and sat for a while, then he brought an M-427 machine gun, installed the bullet chain, walked around with the machine gun in his arms, and finally couldn't help but yelled at the outside, "Truda! Damn you okay?"

"It's only been 5 **** minutes!" Truda, who was busy working, was also anxious and shouted outside.

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On the other side, the sound of gunfire in the spaceport became more and more intense, and the T-850 was hiding in the building of the spaceport and shooting frantically. Although its body is not completely immune to the power of the blaster gun, it can resist a few more shots.

But there were too many mercenaries charging over, and they were well-equipped, some even armed with EE-3 blaster rifles. After paying the loss of more than a dozen people, they finally rushed into the spaceport, and a dense burst of bullets ripped through the body of the T-850.

The T-850 could no longer stand, it was sitting at the foot of the wall, and dozens of mercenaries had already emerged from the dilapidated spaceport. The nuclear battery in the chest of the T-850 was ejected, and the self-destruction system was activated.

Boom! A small mushroom cloud rose up in the airport area of ​​Mos Eisley, and at the same time, a YT-1000 took off staggeringly and flew towards outer space.

"Vitaly! What are you doing! Quick! Start the hyperdrive!" Yuri yelled.

"Wait a minute, I'm looking for it!" Vitaly flipped through the manual quickly, "Let me see, page 236...hyperspace...what the **** do the words behind this mean? Well, I'll give it a try."

Vitaly tried flipping a switch. Seeing his action, Truda, who was twisted by T-850 in his hand, shouted, "No! That's not!"

Before he finished speaking, the fire ignited with a bang, and a proton torpedo was launched.

"FUCK! You just wasted my 30,000 **** credits!" Yuri scolded, "Now thank you! We only have one proton torpedo left!"

At this time, an unlucky spaceship happened to pass by and was hit by a proton torpedo. After a violent explosion, the ship was blown to pieces.

"Let me drive, I probably still know how this ship drives." Truda said with a sigh.

"Don't try to play tricks, old man!" Yuri said sharply.

At this time, Vitaly suddenly cheered, "Aha! I know how to start the hyperspace engine!" After speaking, he pressed several buttons in sequence.

"Wait a minute! You haven't locked the course coordinates yet..."

Before Truda could speak, the spaceship entered hyperspace in an instant and disappeared abruptly.

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