Chapter 336 Do you want a grandma as a gift for you?
Chapter 336 Do you want a grandma as a gift for you?
“Stretch out your hand, um, keep this posture, yes.”
Three red notebooks appeared, Canary held one in her hand, Little Wedding Dress held one in her sleeve, and Qi Yuan also held one.
The camera above Zero One's head recorded this scene.
“I used to watch videos and always see people with cameras on their heads, but now I finally understand, it turns out to be a robot!”
Qi Yuan made another new discovery today.
Canary smiled and said, "I can also have a camera on my head."
Following her voice, a camera popped up above her head.
Qi Yuan suddenly laughed.
The wooden sign with the expression "Happy" slipped from Xiaomai's sleeve.
Zero One said at this time: "The video has been edited and the soundtrack has been edited, and the copy has been determined. The owner can release it at any time."
"then what?"
She was a little confused when she saw Ning Tao yesterday.
Martial arts is a task.
“I’ve been notified, the hotel has been booked, let’s start practicing… martial arts!”
The house is full of joy.
Canary took Xiaomai and went to the balcony to bask in the sun.
“Is this a demon clan?”
Now it’s better, even the emcee’s money is saved. "Qi Yuan waved his hands, feeling quite good.
Soon, she shook her head quickly.
“The dog owner…the cat owner also has an extraordinary background, right?”
How can a person who has entered the immortal way follow the martial way?
Xie Xinsu had a terrifying thought in her heart.
Xie Xinsu is confused and has many thoughts that her cat brain cannot sort out now.
Although he has flaws, he can consume the essence and blood of demons without limit to improve his cultivation level.
She was confused at every turn.
In the stronghold of Huangquan World, Qi Yuan obtained this martial skill.
Canary, a small marriage, is life.
Qi Yuan logged into his account and found the video just now from his draft box.
“My little sister and I are sunbathing!”
Not far away, Xie Xinsu was a little confused.
Suddenly I felt that my Yuan Dan cultivation level in my previous life... seemed to be nothing.
“Well, I’m busy getting married, and I have to go to a banquet tomorrow.
This alien named Xiaojian has an extraordinary origin.
At this time, she was also slightly worried.
But...cultivation still requires hard work.
The video does not show any faces, just three hands and three marriage certificates.
Luckily there are only three of us on the household register, otherwise we would have to toast.
Today... I just woke up and saw a moving wedding dress.
The martial arts in this world have a limited future.
Of course, more precisely, two hands, one sleeve.
To be honest, I saved money again and gained another fortune by purchasing Gongxing.
This canary is obviously a cultivator of immortality and possesses powerful power. How can she share a husband with a "foreign race"?
She was completely confused.
"Impossible. If he comes from an extraordinary place, how could he practice martial arts?"
“It’s finally my turn to show off!” Qi Yuan happily clicked send.
“Forget it, it’s too troublesome to practice, so I’d better add more.”
Back in the room, Qi Yuan continued his martial arts practice.
“This uses martial arts energy and blood to convert into storage space...it’s so troublesome to practice. It takes...one night?”
“Puppet?”
Qi Yuan plays games and always remembers the game tasks.
Moreover...I even got a marriage certificate from my cold and heartless master.
Qi Yuan thought it was better to be lazy.
He was sitting on the bed with his eyes closed.
A faint fragrance came, and he knew it was the smell of the canary.
His mind could not help but picture the appearance of the canary not long ago, with its petite body, confused expression, and broken eyes.
“Qi Yuan, Qi Yuan, be a hard-working person and quit sex!”
“There are only more than fifty demon blood essences left, so I have to use them sparingly.”
“You used ten drops of demon blood to compress and then spread the energy and blood throughout your body.
…The qi and blood space was successfully opened, with an area of 0.01 cubic meters. "
Qi Yuan looked inside himself and found that there was an extra space for qi and blood in his body.
“The space is a bit small...it’s okay, that’s all.”
Although it was possible to use demon blood to expand the space, Qi Yuan did not do so.
The demon clan’s blood essence still needs to be saved for emergencies.
He is very strong, but he still has the thought of being prepared for danger in times of peace.
“This hard-working practice has paid off well.
The biggest gain is that my dubbing has made breakthrough progress.
The word ‘Di’ is simply the essence of the system. "
The more Qi Yuan thought about it, the more proud he felt of himself.
This sense of accomplishment is no different than hitting seventeen floats with one stone.
“I wonder when the next mission...will start?”
“My demon blood is not enough.”
Qi Yuan thought like this and continued to practice.
…
"heavy rain."
In the dark basement, Shen Yang looked at the damp ground with a worried look in his eyes.
The place where he lives is less than ten square meters, and the monthly rent is 500 yuan.
In this kind of first-tier city, it is considered very good, and you have a place to live.
Unfortunately, someone came over today to inform him that such simple low-rise houses and basements cannot be inhabited and there are hidden dangers.
He naturally knows the hidden dangers, but who wants to live in a place like this?
Last time, he lived in a house that looked like a country toilet. Unfortunately, the typhoon was too strong and the house was torn away, so he had to move.
Finally found a new home, and now have to leave.
“Well, it’s really hard to make money, but compared to guarding one-third of an acre in my hometown, I can still save money. There is hope.”
After a day of hard work, his back was sore and he had no strength at all.
The only way to relieve boredom and relieve fatigue is by watching short videos.
Although he was vaguely unwilling in his heart, he wanted to make progress and did not want to accept his fate, but living in such a world... what could he do?
At this moment, a video came into his eyes.
He paused for a moment, with an envious look in his eyes.
“These powerful people are becoming more and more bold, showing off their marriage certificates, three at once, without any pretense.”
"There should be a law prohibiting showing off wealth, otherwise we, the bastards, will not be willing to give in."
Shen Yang thought wildly and then smiled.
He clicked on the comment area and looked at it casually.
“I envy the powerful every day!”
“Boss, teach me!”
“Brother, you marry two wives at once!”
“I couldn’t help it and reported it!”
“Make no mistake, this is not a powerful person, this is a big man who cultivates immortality. Did you see that he was still selling immortality cultivation techniques in his last video!”
Shen Yang was stunned for a moment when he saw this comment.
“Cultivation skills?”
Shen Yang couldn't help but think of the recent comments on the Internet.
“This world...isn’t really going to change a lot? It’s becoming more and more magical.”
For example, in a martial arts competition, the champion Qi Yuan broke the limits of martial arts and beat his opponents into blood mist with one punch; or like the fairy light shining on the Spider Island, where tens of thousands of baby girl corpses were discovered.
Another example is the referendum of the Qin and Yuan Kingdoms, which decided the life and death of the Mu family of the Qi Wuxing family.
It’s like there is an extra sun in the sky.
All kinds of weird things happen all at once.
Most people have a vague feeling that something big is going to happen in this world.
Perhaps, the changes that have never happened in a thousand years are happening now.
“If I become an immortal cultivator, wouldn’t I also be able to marry two wives?”
Shen Yang thought so.
Of course, he was just thinking about it.
If he becomes a cultivator of immortality, he will be able to benefit the world.
He clicked on the homepage of this man who married two wives and took a look at his first video.
“Cultivation skills...one hundred million?”
“Have you still sold it?”
“Is it true?”
Shen Yang's heart suddenly moved and he followed this account.
“Would you like to... be bold?”
He knew that apart from their birthplace, most people in this world had no difference in talent.
Be more courageous, and maybe... you will get unexpected gains.
“Do I need a reward to send a private message?”
Shen Yang gritted his teeth, topped up the reward, and then sent a message, "Congratulations on your happy wedding."
Today, there are only a few dozen people commenting on this last video, and there are probably only a few who want to send private messages.
What’s more, the reward can only be sent through private messages, which has discouraged many people.
…
Night has fallen completely, and the full moon in the sky is shining brightly.
“Unfortunately, this is different from the moon in Canglan Realm.”
The moon in the Canglan Realm is the projection of the Moon God Yuanjun in the heavens.
This month, it is the satellite of the star.
“What, husband, do you want to go back to Canglan Realm?”
The door was gently pushed open, and a girl wearing a black suspender skirt entered the room. Her snow-white shoulders were exposed to the air, and she had the unique fragrance of a girl.
Her skin was sickly white, almost like frost and snow, but at this time, some residual red marks were faintly visible.
Perhaps the girl's delicate body is too small, and there is a large gap between the upper edge of the petticoat and the mutton-fat snow skin on the chest. Qi Yuan looked down slightly and could see the spring scenery at a glance.
"No, I can go back anytime I want. It's just that the flow of time is different. The game is not over yet, so it's better to stay here." Qi Yuan answered seriously.
He also took advantage of the situation and hugged Ning Tao into his arms.
“I have to stay here for at least a hundred years.”
To be a humane warrior, you need to win the crown a hundred times.
It’s only once now!
There are still ninety-nine times to go.
This is ninety-nine years, isn't it?
“One hundred years is so short!” The girl held Qi Yuan’s arm tightly.
“Don’t worry, now that I have become a divine infant, I can call you to Canglan Realm at any time.
As for...the stellar golden elixir, it can just hang in the sky by itself.
It is estimated that... it can also swallow stars. "
When the girl heard this, she had a happy expression on her face, but then she said: "No, slave...you have to stay in the sky to understand the divine realm."
On the Star Golden Elixir, she is always in a state of forgetting and not forgetting.
To her, time is the foundation of the divine realm.
Only with the Star Golden Elixir can she quickly comprehend the divine realm and improve her strength.
Place it in other places, it may take thousands, tens of thousands, or hundreds of thousands of years to slowly advance.
Staying on the Stellar Golden Elixir will increase her strength faster.
She didn’t want to be like Jiupanshan, who could only be his dragnet, watching him enter the gate of Wanshu, but could do nothing.
Although, she likes the feeling of being protected.
But she didn't want to stay like this. Qi Yuan hesitated, thinking about something: "Your divine realm is the way of time.
I think... you can go to graduate school. The technology here is quite interesting, and it might help you in your career. "
“Graduate school?” The girl was slightly stunned and seemed to be thinking seriously.
"By the way, get a doctorate, and you will be a female doctor from now on." Qi Yuan said softly, and then continued, "As the saying goes, the first sword you land is to kill the person you like. If you don't know how to get a doctorate, just kick me away. Bar?"
"You..." the girl seemed a little angry, "I'll kick you now!"
"Haha..." Qi Yuan chuckled, "Actually, I think immortality can actually be regarded as a science.
In this world, stars may become black holes after they age and die.
Tell me, if I kill my golden elixir, will it also turn into a black hole?
You must know that a black hole is a mysterious celestial body, and it is more terrifying than a star.
I even feel that if I enter a black hole now, I will instantly become fragments. "
Of course, this is just a guess.
He has never entered a black hole, or even seen a black hole.
This universe...is a little weird.
In other words, it can only be regarded as a small universe, the size of which is only one galaxy.
Of course, it may be that Qi Yuan is still very weak and unable to discover anything else.
"This...if you are not sure, it is better not to try it." The girl was very nervous Qi Yuan.
“Don’t worry, I’ve always been very steady.”
If he is not steady, he will turn the divine infant into a black hole.
Anyway, the transformation of a golden elixir into a baby is very similar to the transformation of a star into a black hole.
Of course, there are other reasons, that is, Qi Yuan is reluctant to part with his stellar golden elixir.
There is a golden elixir hanging in the sky, reflecting the heavens. How impressive is it?
Furthermore, who said that Yang God is the end point of cultivating immortality?
His golden elixir road can also lead to the other side.
When there are more golden elixirs in the future, the sky will be his sun, and he can just smash a few stars to see if they can turn into black holes.
“Well, slave...you have to work hard!” The girl nodded vigorously.
"You can work hard, but don't work hard while I'm sleeping." Qi Yuan spoke up, looking at the girl with a trace of pity in his eyes, "You're alone in the sun, it's quite deserted."
"It's very hot there, it's so deserted!" The girl smiled coquettishly, then thought of something, and her voice became hesitant, "Husband, don't worry, if you want to be a slave...you can call me down at any time, slave..."
As the girl spoke, her movements became bolder, and she felt quite restless in Qi Yuan's arms.
At this moment, Qi Yuan saw a sly smile flashing in his eyes.
“Canary, don’t pretend to be Ning Tao!”
"Huh?" Canary's face instantly turned red, and her bold movements stopped abruptly. She looked a little flustered, "Xie Zhu, you're talking nonsense!"
Just the next breath, her mouth was blocked and her body stiffened.
"Well…"
More than ten breaths later, she was directly subdued by Qi Yuan and pushed down on the bed.
She stood up, bent her back to Qi Yuan, and panted: "How did you find me!"
“If it’s Ning Tao, I’m the one being pushed down now.” Qi Yuan held Canary’s slender waist with a proud smile in his eyes.
Of course, he also understands that Ning Tao is her and Canary is her, they are both the ones he cares about.
…
In the lobby of the hotel.
Cold sweat broke out on the hotel manager's forehead.
Yesterday, he received a call that someone had arranged a wedding at their place.
At first, he thought it was a big deal.
The result...a table?
He actually felt a little...ridiculous and pitiful in his heart.
Just one table is reserved for the wedding. Isn’t this person too shabby?
But after thinking about it, he realized that business was not easy now, so he still reserved a private room for the newlyweds, and the price was also discounted.
Unexpectedly, after a while, a group of uninvited guests arrived and gave some instructions.
He then realized that he was the one who was ridiculous and pitiable.
A top dignitary wanted to hold a wedding ceremony in his hotel.
He originally thought they were dignitaries who pretended to be low-key, so he chose them.
A group of officials ordered them not to reveal what happened today.
But... no one told him that the bride was not a person.
Hmm... No, one of them is a person and the other is not a person.
As a waiter who personally served tea and water, he entered the private room with his legs shaking.
Fortunately, he is not the only one who is embarrassed.
Within the room, every man and woman who raises a glass to drink doesn't tremble for fear of spilling the wine.
Oh my God!
The hotel manager feels his world view is shattered.
This is the first time to hold a wedding for someone who is not a human being.
At this time, in the private room, Qi Yuan held a wine glass filled with drinks and glanced at everyone: "Why don't you laugh? Is it because you don't like to laugh by nature?"
Happy smile quickly: "Mr. Qi, Miss Ning Tao is so beautiful, we are a little nervous."
“Isn’t it a beautiful wedding?” Qi Yuan couldn’t help but say.
He is never partial.
“Beautiful!” Carnival nodded seriously.
Li Yan held the wine glass and nodded vigorously. At this time, her mood was dull.
She felt ridiculous when she recalled what she had thought.
At first, she thought Qi Yuan was handsome, and even had some feelings for him. Of course, she felt this way about many celebrities.
When she learned that Qi Yuan was suffering from mental illness, she put an end to this feeling.
After all, she couldn't afford to lose face.
Now I see Qi Yuan’s wife, the extremely beautiful Ning Tao, in a... wedding dress.
She suddenly felt that she was... ridiculously scary.
Everyone present has different ideas.
Wu Qi's body was also trembling slightly, with uncontrollable excitement.
Originally, she had already had a rift with her agent because of Qi Yuan.
I worked hard as a driver, but ended up getting nothing.
Now... being able to attend this wedding is already worth it.
At this time, Qi Yuan’s eyes fell on Zhong Niao’s face: “Doctor, are you feeling better from your kidney deficiency?”
Following Qi Yuan's words, everyone present turned their attention to Zhong Niao's face.
Mr. Qi said that Zhong Niao had kidney deficiency, and she was sure of her health.
It’s just that at such a young age, why do you have kidney deficiency?
Zhong Niao’s face suddenly turned red, but she couldn’t help but retort: “I don’t have kidney deficiency!”
Originally, she came to persuade Qi Yuan not to harm other girls.
After all, if a lunatic marries a wife, he is delaying others.
When she saw that the disaster was...the wedding dress, she swallowed all the words she had prepared.
How can you say this?
Although she is a little willful, she is not stupid and is afraid of being beaten to death.
“How about you give me some of your blood, and I’ll help you study your kidney deficiency.” At this time, Qi Yuan said again.
Now, after entering Jindan, he also vaguely noticed the special blood of Wu Qi and the child he brought back from Guiran.
It was indeed of great use to him.
Can warm the soul.
When he was in the mortal world, Qi Yuan was married to the divine infant born from the innate chaos gods and demons.
These divine infants are either him or not, and they still retain a trace of their true spirit.
But now, they are all in a deep sleep.
He put these divine infants in the Tiankun Ancient Mirror to warm them up.
Now, he found a better place.
It’s Wu Qi...this kind of person.
At that time, if the divine infants are placed in these people, they will have an additional grandfather or grandmother in their bodies.
These grandfathers and grandmothers will occasionally wake up, guide them to improve their strength, and then feed their souls back to them, allowing them to truly wake up.
Once these divine infants wake up on their own and turn into people, they can practice on their own.
It is based on the visualization of the powerful Blue Star Gods and Demons, plus the blessing of resources from the mysterious alien ruins.
The progress of these people’s cultivation will be astonishing.
The potential is endless.
They can all be yang gods!
At that time, what level will Qi Yuan’s strength reach?
Of course, these are just conjectures.
The current Qi Yuan is the little Yuandan.
It is still early to summon the divine infant and reach the realm of the divine infant.
Perhaps by that time, this world will have revived spiritual energy, and a large number of immortal cultivating worlds will border it. Many immortal cultivating sects will come to recruit disciples and leave their inheritance.
At that time, Qi Yuan might punish the grandfathers and grandmothers everywhere, and compete with those sects for disciples.
Doctor Zhong Niao, in Qi Yuan's eyes, is somewhat similar to Wu Qi, but different.
That’s why Qi Yuan wanted a drop of her blood to find out.
“I wouldn’t give it to you if I didn’t have kidney deficiency and blood!” Zhong Niao looked wary.
She has had many interactions with Qi Yuan, so she is not very afraid of him.
“It’s a pity, you may have lost a grandma.” Qi Yuan sighed.
He does not force others.
“I’ve lost my grandma a long time ago!” Zhong Niao couldn’t help but retort.
"That's why I'm going to recommend a grandma to you. If you like it, I can recommend a grandpa to you." Qi Yuan was very generous.
There are more than four thousand divine infants. We need to find more people.
But now, the only ones who meet the conditions are Wuqi, Yaji and his sister brought back by Wugui Kingdom.
Doctor Zhong may be counted as half.
"No, thank you!" Zhong Niao was very suspicious whether Qi Yuan's condition had worsened. "Did you not take the medicine I prescribed for you last time?"
The doctor was kind-hearted, so she still asked.
Qi Yuan was speechless: "You'd better take care of your kidney deficiency first. It seems that you haven't slept well for a long time. If you have nightmares again, maybe they will disappear at some time."
When Zhong Niao heard this, his face turned pale.
That dream was indeed scary and extremely scary.
At this time, Qi Yuan looked at Wu Qi: "After a while, how about I give you a grandma?"
Wu Qi was confused.
Why should I give her grandma as well?
She was not as courageous as Zhong Niao, so she had no choice but to grit her teeth and agree: "Okay, I will definitely treat her like my own grandmother!"
"Perhaps not only the **** will be given, but also the second wife." Qi Yuan spoke without hesitation.
Wu Qi could only reply with a smile: "Okay!"
Wang Xu watched this scene and kept giggling.
The dialogue here is too high-end and he can't understand it at all.
Changing cups and cups, the wedding banquet was enjoyable.
After sending everyone away, Qi Yuan put his arms around Ning Tao and Xiao Jian, and returned to his house in a flash.
Qi Yuan said lazily: "I finally ate my own seat, but it was a red seat. I missed the white seat last time. This is probably my biggest regret for the rest of my life."
Not attending your own funeral and not eating at your own table are really one of the three major regrets in life.
If you ask what the other two regrets are, Qi Yuan doesn't know because he made them up.
“It can be reissued!” Canary said happily.
She was small, charming and cute, and she only reached Qi Yuan's eyes with a slight bounce, so Qi Yuan always hugged her and kissed her.
“Forget it, it’s unlucky.”
Qi Yuan said lazily.
Soon, he waved his hand.
“Look, what did I buy you?”
Canary quickly took it and opened the thing in Qi Yuan's hand.
Her face suddenly turned red, and she gritted her teeth and said, "It's still daytime, **** beads!"
“Hey, what are you thinking about? Aren’t you going to take the postgraduate entrance examination? I bought you a school uniform!”
“Huh?” Canary’s face turned redder.
“I’ve dragged on the relationship and asked you to take the graduate school entrance examination in our Tianyue City!” Qi Yuan said proudly.
“Hmph!” Canary nodded, “I am taking the postgraduate entrance examination, how about you?”
"Of course I am practicing martial arts, and...I have a hunch that the mission in the underworld is coming soon, and I have to go in and complete the mission."
"It's a pity that I can't get in. Sigh... studying... is so annoying!"
(End of this chapter)