Chapter 377 She is the most insane
Ning Mansion.
The old lady was sitting in the hall with a livid face, holding a cup of tea in her hand, her eyelids slightly drooped.
After Lu Chaochao entered the door, he did not say hello and climbed onto the chair.
"Do you have anything to do with Chaochao?" The little guy took two snacks from the table and asked calmly.
The old lady had already heard the maid's report, and the two nuns were kneeling outside and slapping her.
At this moment, seeing that Lu Chaochao didn't even want to salute, his face fell slightly.
The maid standing behind the old lady smiled and said: "Princess, although you are only three and a half years old, you must bow to your grandmother when you see her. This is filial piety. Filial piety is the most important thing in the South."
The old lady looked at her with kind eyes: "Don't talk nonsense, Chao Chao is still young."
Lu Chaochao tilted his head and looked at the old lady.
"Salute? I am Princess Beizhao. The emperor gave me a token as if he were here in person."
"If you want to kneel, you kneel too! Even if I meet the Emperor of the Southern Kingdom, I have the right to be exempted from kneeling!"
"If you really want to follow the rules, now...grandma has to kowtow to Chaochao twice. After all, you are still white..." Lu Chaochao looked at her with a smile.
The old lady paused: "Don't listen to this maid's nonsense, get out of here!"
The maid pursed her lips, lowered her head and retreated.
Lu Chaochao was eating snacks and joking leisurely, but Emperor Beizhao didn't even dare to let her kneel down!
The old lady looked sarcastic, but she didn't expect that Lu Chaochao was only three years old, so she couldn't be fooled at all.
"Chachao, grandma is old and has finally waited for you to come home. This time, don't go out, right? Grandma wants to see you more..."
“We keep our mouths shut about matters in the court, so don’t wade into muddy waters.” The old lady patted her leg gently.
"I don't know how long I can live. I have left a lot of diseases in my body over the years, and my body aches all night long. Grandma does not ask for the position of a head wife. As long as you are by my side, grandma is enough."
“The Southern Kingdom Chaotang is such a huge thing that Chaochao cannot afford to offend.”
“The Su family is even more untouchable.”
"My grandmother was born as a peasant woman with a muddy leg. How can I be the Queen of the West Palace? I can make people laugh for nothing! Chaochao, come back..." The old lady seemed to beg, but Lu Chaochao did not waver at all.
"Are you really my grandmother? You can't be fake, right?" The little guy's words scared the old lady to sit up straight.
"Chachao, why do you say that?" The old lady lowered her eyes slightly, but the hand holding the tea cup was vaguely nervous.
“It’s nothing, I was just joking with Chao Chao. Why is grandma sweating? You seem nervous?”
The old lady forced a smile: "You kid really loves to joke."
Lu Chaochao jumped down from the chair, and Xie Yuzhou followed behind like a dog.
“Don’t worry, Chaochao will definitely give you a big gift...” The little guy winked at the old lady and took Xie Yuzhou out of the door.
Fake Ning didn’t know why, but she was so frightened that she broke into a cold sweat.
I always feel uneasy.
In the side yard next door, Lu Chaochao took out a porcelain white bottle from his arms.
“Mother, please remember to apply the holy healing product in this bottle to your grandmother every day to help her recover from her wounds.” Lu Chaochao handed it to Xu Shiyun, which she pulled out from the space.
“Mom, just put it on if you have nothing to do...it’s a good thing to keep your skin and improve your appearance.”
Lu Chaochao smiled mischievously and said, "You can regenerate rotten flesh..."
Mrs. Xu remembered that Mrs. Ning’s face was covered in burns, so she took the nourishing cream herself.
"Where did you get the beauty cream?" She was curious about how many good things Lu Chaochao had.
Lu Chaochao chuckled: "Chaochao does good things for others, and others thank Chaochao for the gift."
“Mom, I’m going to Su’s house in the morning...”
After saying that, he quickly ran away.
Seeing that there was no one around, Xie Yuzhou secretly asked, "Who else will thank you?" I thought everyone was shouting at you!
Lu Chaochao raised his chest and said, "Why not? Chaochao always does good things for people! Back then... people often set up monuments for me to thank me!"
“For example, this muscle-nourishing jade ointment was made by the medical fairy himself. It has an excellent effect and can make bones grow muscle. Women are snatching up this product like crazy.”
“The little medical fairy is a love brain, and her man is cheating on her, so she asked me to make the scumbag change his mind. It belongs to her alone!”
“I got it right for her. She gave it to me while she was crying.”
“Later, he even erected a monument for me in the Valley of Immortal Medicine. He is a man who knows how to repay his kindness.”
Lu Chaochao sighed deeply. Xie Yuzhou has already guessed that she has memories of past lives and is a great coaxer.
At this moment, he lowered his voice and asked cautiously: "Do you still have the ability to make a man change his mind?"
Lu Chaochao frowned: "It's quite simple."
"I cut off two ounces of the man's flesh and gave it to the little medical fairy. From then on, the man no longer dared to go out to attract bees and butterflies, but stayed at home with his wife and raised his children. Later, it became a good story about the couple. No, It belongs to her alone!"
"Two...two ounces of meat?" Xie Yuzhou was confused for a moment, what two ounces of meat?
Suddenly, he tightened his legs! !
Ahhhhhhhh! !
“The little medical fairy also built a monument for you to thank you?”
“That’s right, there is a big stone standing in the Valley of Immortal Medicine. Lu Chaochao and dogs are not allowed to enter!”
Lu Chaochao rubbed his head: "For so many years, only my name has been engraved on the gate of the Medical Immortal Valley."
“Oh, there is also the gate to the Buddha Realm.”
“The gate to the underworld…”
“There are also some spiritual dojos…”
Xie Yuzhou opened his mouth slightly, but couldn't speak for a while.
"Do you think...they are very grateful?" Xie Yuzhou looked at her with faint eyes.
Lu Chaochao nodded: "How can I not be grateful? When I left, they all cried bitterly and said that I am their blessing and they will remember me in this life and the next. Thank you to my whole family and the dog I raised!"
“There are people who sneak up to my bed at night, measure my neck with their own hands, and want to give me a necklace as a surprise.”
Xie Yuzhou's eyes twitched wildly: "How did you send it?"
“Hai, while I’m asleep, open your hands and put them secretly on my neck to measure my size.”
“When I opened my eyes, he was shocked.”
“Later, he gave me an extremely precious pearl.” Lu Chaochao was delighted.
“I am very popular in the world of cultivation...”
Xie Yuzhou looked at her almost in shock.
Oh my God, if you didn't have this strength, you would have been beaten to death long ago, right? ? ?
In the world of cultivation, is this her previous life?
“You probably didn’t encounter any life-or-death accidents in your last life, right?” Xie Yuzhou asked quietly.
Lu Chaochao thought to himself that besides offering sacrifices, there was really one more thing.
"have."
“On Wutong Mountain, there lives the Phoenix King of the Phoenix Clan. She is the auspiciousness favored by God. Her cry can attract thousands of birds to pay tribute, and her tail feathers can turn into colorful clouds on the horizon. She only lays one egg every thousand years..."
“You almost died at her hands?” Xie Yuzhou asked nervously.
Lu Chaochao shook his head: "Not really."
“When I stole her eggs to eat, I almost choked on the egg yolk.” That was the most thrilling time!
Xie Yuzhou's face twitched.
“Your life should be very happy, right?”
Lu Chaochao nodded: "I am indeed very happy. I have always heard people say that if you are around someone with such crazy nerves, you will suffer. But I am lucky and have never seen it."
Xie Yuzhou…
Is it possible that the crazy one is you?
But I felt warm in my heart: "You are willing to tell me all the secrets that no one else knows. I know that you believe in me the most!"
“Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone!”
Hands clenched into fists, as if you believe me!
Lu Chaochao touched his head lovingly: "It's okay."
Anyway, your brain is not working well.
No one would believe it even if I told you! (End of chapter)