Chapter 85. Kiss Me or I’ll Tell Mom
Like hell I’d disagree to something like this. This Dimensional Realm was the perfect solution to all my problems.
Without hesitation, I clicked the confirm button. The space around me was instantly engulfed in darkness.
"Urgh... hello?" My voice echoed through the void, stretching endlessly.
[Congrats]
[You’ve successfully unlocked Dimensional Manifestation.]
A notification popped up in my vision, displaying modification options. Without wasting time, I selected Artificial Sun, and in an instant, the darkness was replaced by warm sunlight.
As the light settled, I took in my surroundings. The entire place was blank—just an endless white expanse. The only things present were a demon sword lying on the ground and a pair of slippers I had stored in my pocket dimension earlier.
I sighed and proceeded with the modifications. I created a moon and stars, setting up a proper day-night cycle similar to Earth’s. Once that was done, I activated vegetation, and within seconds, lush green grass spread across the land, trees sprouted, and birds began chirping. The place started looking like an actual world.
But that was as far as the modifications could go.
"There’s no option to build a house, a mansion, or a palace for myself?!" I asked my system through my mind.
[Modifications do not include infrastructure. You’ll have to figure that out on your own.]
I groaned. "Fine. At least I have a place."
I was so focused on interacting with my system that I didn’t notice Sharon entering the bathroom. The only thing I saw was her getting into the bathtub—right next to me. Completely naked.
I gasped. "W-what the hell do you think you’re doing?!"
She scoffed. "You’ve been in here for over thirty minutes. Is it a problem that I came to check up on you?"
"But you’re my—"
"Besides," she interrupted, "we have school today. Bathing together saves time. Wouldn’t you agree?"
Rolling my eyes, I started washing up quickly, desperate to get out of there.
After a brief silence, Sharon suddenly spoke, her voice eerily calm. "Your other friend has horns."
I froze.
"I saw them when we were playing earlier," she continued. "But I didn’t tell Mom about it."
"Don’t tell anyone, Sharon!" I snapped, louder than intended.
"You’re always out there, hunting for trouble. The catgirl said the quiet one is a demon. Is it true?"
I sighed. There was no way in hell I was telling Sharon about my adventures in the Demon Realm—or that the girl she saw was actually a massive snake that nearly killed me.
So I lied.
Turns out, I’m getting good at this.
"Sharon, that girl was just a dungeon boss I defeated. And apparently, if you beat her, she becomes your servant. That’s all. She’s not a demon or anything. That alley cat just likes to run her mouth."
Sharon eyed me with suspicion but seemed to accept my explanation.
"But don’t tell anyone about this, okay?" I pleaded. "I don’t want unnecessary attention on our family."
She grinned. "You want me to keep my lips sealed, don’t you?"
I nodded frantically.
"Then seal them." Her voice dropped into a sultry whisper as she traced her finger across her lips, her tongue gliding over them.
I gulped. Hard.
"You don’t mean—?"
"Yes, I do, brother dearest. Kiss me."
"No way in hell."
"Well, I guess I’ll just have to tell Mom that your girlfriend is a demon."
"She’s not my girlfriend, you little twerp!" I clenched my fists.
Her grin widened. "And I won’t stop there. I’ll tell your friends at school." Then, with a smirk, she added, "And I’ll tell Anna about it too."
My eye twitched. "Are you fucking with me right now?"
"Oh, I wish I could."
This crazy bitch...
Not wanting to drag out this forbidden conversation any longer, I leaned in and gave her a short, reluctant kiss before pulling away and getting out of the bath.
I heard her giggle.
"You’re excited again, aren’t you?" She pointed at my lower region.
"Shut up!" I hissed, keeping my voice low so Mom wouldn’t hear from her room.
"Don’t forget—you’ll be kissing me every day to keep my lips sealed."
I wrapped a towel around me and stormed out, muttering under my breath.
I don’t remember agreeing to that.
*
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After dressing in my school uniform, l stared at my system interface.
"How do I even enter the Dimensional Realm?"
[Press the symbol on the back of your left hand.]
I glanced down to my hand and nearly choked on my breath. A glowing symbol—resembling a door—was etched onto my skin like a tattoo. I pressed it, and a massive door materialized in front of me.
[You can also grant access to others by applying the symbol to them.]
[They will be able to enter and exit at will.]
"Yeah, no thanks," I muttered.
Giving those two idiots free access would only invite chaos.
I awoke them up, and before either of them could say or make a noise, I grabbed Tama first and shoved her inside. Then Rin. Lastly, I stepped through, and the door vanished behind us.
My eyes widened in awe.
The land was breathtaking—more beautiful than anything I had seen in this world so far.
I looked around. Fruit trees filled the landscape—mangos, apples, bananas, all ripe and ready to eat. The sweet scent of fruit stirred my appetite, and I plucked a banana, peeling it open.
Tama and Rin were even more shocked than I was.
"Master," Tama whispered, her mouth agape. "Where... are we?"
"Your new home." I said gently.
Her face lit up. "My new home? You mean... this is where you’ve decided to restore my clan and have many babies with me?"
I nearly choked on my banana. "Yeah, about that... No."
She frowned but quickly got distracted by the fruit in my hand. "What’s that?"
"A banana. Never had one before?"
She shook her head.
I handed one to both her and Rin.
Their eyes lit up as they took their first bite.
"Rin like banana," Rin muttered like a child, making me chuckle. I patted her head.
"Enjoy, buddy." I kissed her forehead.
Tama pouted. "Why does Rin always get kissed, but you’ve never kissed me?"
I sighed. "Because I feel like you’re still young, Tama. I’ll kiss you when you grow up a little, okay?"
Her face darkened instantly.
"What?" She fumed. "I’m not a kid! Im older than you. How dare you?!"
I rolled my eyes. "Alright then, how old are you?"
She straightened her back and proudly declared—
"I’m nine years old!"
My mouth dropped open.
She’s even younger than I’ve expected.
So why the hell was she working as a prostitute in Felmora!
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