Tavern in Another Dimension:Getting the Elf Queen Drunk at the Start

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

The next morning, the sun shone through the window onto the large bed in the bedroom on the second floor. fre𝑒𝘸𝚎𝚋n૦ѵℯl.c𝒐𝘮

Allen’s punctual biological clock did not care if his master had been drinking or not. When it was time, it urged him to wake up.

He woke up groggily. With one hand behind his back, he propped himself up on the bed.

He let his mind and body slowly wake up as he recalled what happened last night.

Alan remembered that Orina went crazy for a while after getting drunk. Just when the two of them were entangled together, Sophia came to find her queen.

Then...

A snow-white, slightly erotic image suddenly flashed in his mind, which made Alan feel a little more awake.

Then Sophia drank the wine. No matter how much she said she disliked it, her body still reacted truthfully. A bottle of Lafite was enough for her.

The scenes that followed in his memory were a little less appropriate. After all, it was humiliating for a man to be buried in the chest of a female until he almost suffocated.

Moreover, in his previous life, he could drink more than 1,000 glasses of alcohol and not get drunk. How could he get drunk from the two glasses of red wine last night? It was definitely because of the lack of oxygen!

Alan kept finding excuses for his drunkenness last night.

He could not remember what happened after that. He had no memory of how he went back to his bedroom or how he closed the door.

When he finished remembering last night, he was much more awake.

Alan felt that his hand, which was propped up behind him, was touching something that he was unfamiliar with. He subconsciously squeezed it.

It was round, full, and elastic. Most importantly, it was majestic and could not be held with one hand...

“Sob –”

A soft moan scared Alan so much that he quickly withdrew his hand, his face full of shock.

Orina felt that she slept very well. However, she felt that there was a huge rock pressing down on her chest, making her feel a little breathless.

She gradually gained her senses and felt that the huge rock on her chest was a hand.

As Orina thought of this, she instantly jolted awake. When she opened her eyes, she saw a handsome young man shaking his head in a daze.

When she looked down, she saw that there was indeed a large hand covering her chest. There was an endless stream of heat exuding from that hand. Orina was both embarrassed and anxious.

Just when she did not know what to do, the young man’s hand unconsciously squeezed her. An electric feeling spread throughout her body and a moan escaped from her mouth.

Orina was extremely embarrassed and angry. The young man quickly withdrew his hand and she immediately closed her eyes, pretending to still be asleep.

Alan was terrified by the soft moaning. After moving his hand away, he slowly turned his head to look behind him.

Laying on his left side was the extremely beautiful elven queen, Orina. Her face was flushed, and her eyebrows were slightly furrowed. She did not seem to be sleeping very well.

Alan subconsciously looked down. He saw that the folds on her clothes by her chest seemed to have been messed up by someone. He clenched his left hand twice as if he was trying to recall the touch just now.

He quickly shifted his gaze away, feeling a little guilty. On his right was Sophia, who was sleeping stiffly.

She was sleeping on her side. More than half of her long slender legs were resting on Alan’s legs.

With her eyes closed, she looked much more amiable. Compared to last night when she broke into the tavern like a lioness protecting her cub, Sophia now looked more like a gentle big cat.

Taking advantage of the fact that neither of them had woken up, Alan moved the long legs off his legs, quietly climbed out of the bed, and quickly left his bedroom.

The guilty look on his face was captured by the two elves lying on his bed.

After Alan left, Sophia and Orina looked at each other and saw the warning in each other’s eyes.

Orina was protecting her dignity as the queen, while Sophia was protecting her image as an elder.

The two elves reached a tacit agreement through eye contact. They turned around facing away from each other with only their red ears silently betraying their feelings.

Alan ran out of his bedroom as if he was running for his life. He finally let out a sigh of relief. He did not dare to imagine what would have happened if something had gone wrong. If either of the two elves woke up, he would be dead.

He came to the first floor of the tavern and looked at the mess on the ground. He could imagine what kind of terrible battle situation he encountered after blacking out last night.

“Sigh, I almost lost my virginity...” Alan was still pretending to be a good boy with only pure thoughts. He laughed.

He cleaned up the first floor and the tavern was once again as clean as new. He looked at the results of his labor and nodded in satisfaction.

No matter how simple his own tavern was, it was still the best. However, it would be even better if the system gave him a decoration booster. After all, which father doesn’t want his daughter to look more beautiful.

Alan finally had some free time. He sat on the chair outside the bar and summoned the system to check his mission status.

[ Mission 1]: Successfully entertain a customer with Lafite and receive positive feedback. Complete.]

[ Reward ]: Unlock the right to purchase magical grapes, one gold coin per batch, 60 grapes per batch. ]

[ Adding a small amount of this grape will make the wine taste even better. Depending on the amount used, you can obtain different levels of special magical effects. ]

After reading the message, Alan was silent for a long time as he digested the information from the system.

“System, you are too much!! It’s just a batch of grapes. Even if it has magical powers, you’re selling it for one gold coin? Are you trying to rob me?”

Alan was furious. If a handful of grapes cost one gold coin, then how many gold coins would it take to brew wine? Not to mention that an ordinary bottle of Lafite would only cost six silver coins. Selling 10 bottles would only get him six batches of grapes...

It seemed that the birth of a magic Lafite wine was not in the near future. After all, Alan was a very poor man.

After Alan calmed down, he carefully read the system’s remarks on this magical grape. Although this item was expensive, if he could obtain a few batches, it should be enough to get the word out about his tavern.

After all, if one were to ask who were the richest people on the continent, the answer would not be the nobles.

Mages, magical equipment masters, and pharmacists, these three categories of people were the richest. If they knew that his tavern sold wine that had magical powers, even if it was a little more expensive, they would probably be willing to fork out money to enjoy it.

Alan imagined the beautiful life of sleeping on gold coins in the future and laughed out loud.

He almost emptied all of his savings and only had one gold coin and eight silver coins remaining. In fact, he only had that gold coin because that was what Sophia paid him with last night.

He made up his mind and said, “Let’s exchange one batch and see how much effect it will have when I add a small amount of it into the brew.”

As soon as Alan finished speaking, the balance in his system account only had eight silver coins remaining. On the other hand, he was holding a bunch of huge grapes in his hand.

The standard inverted triangle shape was similar to the giant grapes from his previous life. However, each fruit here was three times larger and it constantly emitted a rich and tempting fragrance.

Allen felt the weight in his hands. He was shocked but excited. He could tell from the size that his purchase was worth the price. Moreover, this thing also contained magic.

The sweet aroma of grapes filled his nose. After waking up from a hangover and not having breakfast, he built up quite the appetite.

“Gulp... I’ll just eat one to try it. I have 60 of them anyway.” Alan swallowed his saliva and comforted himself.

Alan plucked one of the grapes from the batch. The magic grape with slightly torn skin from his plucking smelled even more tempting.

He stuffed the whole grape into his mouth. The skin was as thin as paper and it melted as soon as it entered his mouth. The flesh was dense but not soft, and the grape juice exploded in his mouth as soon as he took a bite. The sweet juice made his mouth water even more.

Alan immediately immersed himself in this delicious grape.