The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios

However, Salted Fish chuckled and said, “Master, don’t be so smug. People sit inside without being affected by rain or shine. They can switch on the heater in winter and air-conditioner in summer. Those who don’t have girlfriends can even bring back one after a spin. Can this dog of yours compare? Apart from being able to eat, what else can this dog do? If you were an ordinary person, girls would probably be so frightened that they wouldn’t dare approach you…”

Upon hearing that, Fangzheng and Lone Wolf narrowed their eyes.

A few minutes later…

“Eldest Senior Brother, I was wrong. Let me go up…”

On the horse road, a salted fish desperately chased the wolf in front of him, begging him.

Although Salted Fish’s words didn’t sound nice, Fangzheng was indeed considering the problem. However, the money in his pocket didn’t seem to be enough to buy a car.

Most importantly, it was really useless for him to have a car. It was already difficult to walk where One Finger Monastery was presently located, so how could he drive? Even if he could drive to the foot of the mountain, how could it climb the stairs? It wasn’t a helicopter…

At the same time, Fangzheng took out the Spirit Awakening Talisman. He was wondering what he should use it for.

At that moment, Lone Wolf suddenly shouted, “Master, look ahead!”

Fangzheng looked up and realized that there was a piece of steel dump in front of him. It was unknown how many years the steel dump had been there. There were rusted and damaged cars everywhere inside…

“Master, you are looking at the wrong place!” Lone Wolf was rendered speechless as he shouted.

Fangzheng looked in another direction and hurriedly widened his eyes. He pressed his palms together and silently said, “Amitabha.”

They saw a girl in a bikini waving her clothes in the front of a sports car, looking very excited. As the sports car sped along, the man who was driving did not forget to turn around and touch her…

Fangzheng, Lone Wolf, and Salted Fish cursed in unison. “Beast!”

“Master, isn’t it too dangerous for them to do that?” Lone Wolf asked.

However, Lone Wolf realized that the darn baldy had taken out his cell phone and was taking pictures from multiple angles.

Lone Wolf’s face darkened. “Master, I was wrong about you.”

Fangzheng raised his hand and slapped him. “What are you thinking about? I’m collecting evidence to make a police report. To play with a cell phone and touch something that shouldn’t be touched while driving is tempting fate… I have to report it!”

Then, Fangzheng called the police.

After driving for a while, a police siren sounded in front of them. The sports car was pulled over.

They watched as the owner of the car was dragged away…

Lone Wolf howled…

Fangzheng shook his head slightly. “Amitabha. This Penniless Monk is definitely not envious or jealous…”

Boom!

A bolt of lightning struck the spot in front of him…

Lone Wolf and Salted Fish already knew that Fangzheng would suffer a lightning strike if he lied.

Upon seeing this scene, they laughed, rolling their asses all over the floor…

Fangzheng’s face darkened. With a thick skin, he coughed dryly. “What are you laughing at? If you continue laughing, you will be starving tonight!”

The two of them instantly shut up and remained silent obediently. They could only hold it in and let out a chuckle… The corners of their lips curled up subconsciously.

Just as Fangzheng was about to say something, he was suddenly stunned. He looked at his hand and rummaged through his pocket before exclaiming, “Where’s my spirit talisman!?”

Salted Fish said, “Master, what spirit talisman are you talking about? Is it the paper you waved previously?”

Fangzheng nodded.

Salted Fish said, “When you were looking at the beauty, you threw it away after wiping your saliva…”

Fangzheng exclaimed, “What? Threw it away?!”

Fangzheng immediately turned anxious. As for wiping his saliva, he didn’t care… He was a young lad who was hot-blooded. It would be a miracle if he didn’t take a second look at such a beauty. Fangzheng had always felt that he was just a temporary monk, not a temporary eunuch. As long as he didn’t do anything rash, his physiological reaction wouldn’t matter.

Calm, immense calm…

But now that he had lost the talisman, he could no longer remain calm…

It wasn’t that he couldn’t bear to part with the Spirit Awakening Talisman, but once the Spirit Awakening Talisman landed on something, it would create a monster!

If he didn’t care, something big would happen!

“Jingzhi, did you see where the spirit talisman flew?” asked Fangzheng.

Salted Fish pointed at the abandoned vehicle junkyard in the distance and said, “It was blown over there by the wind. However, I don’t know where it landed. The wind was quite strong back then, and the spirit talisman flew quite high…”

“Master, what do we do now?” asked Lone Wolf.

Fangzheng said, “Find it! No matter what, find it! If you can’t find it, you have to find the fellow who has gained sentience from the Spirit Awakening Talisman!”

Therefore, Fangzheng immediately led Lone Wolf and Salted Fish into the abandoned vehicle junkyard. Unfortunately, the entire place was filled with trashy old cars. No matter how one looked at it, they didn’t look like they could be recycled…

Lone Wolf took a whiff of the smell and looked forward. However, the smell of gasoline filled his nose. After a few sniffs, he began sneezing…

Salted Fish crawled through the mountain of cars, but he clearly didn’t find anything.

Fangzheng had no choice…

The man, wolf, and salted fish looked around before finally gathering together.

“Master, I wonder where that piece of paper flew off to,” Salted Fish said.

Lone Wolf: “Achoo… Master, did your spirit talisman fail? Or was it blown further away?”

Fangzheng had the same guess. At that moment, in a pile of damaged cars that had been piled up for years, there was a fit of coughs. “Cough, cough, cough… Help… Cough, cough… Help…”

The three of them glanced at one another and were stunned.

Lone Wolf said, “There’s someone inside. Someone is trapped inside!”

Salted Fish immediately ran over and looked in through the crack. He exclaimed, “Master, I found it! Your spirit talisman is inside!”

Fangzheng hurriedly ran over and looked in through the crack. Indeed, the talisman he had thrown had slipped inside. At the same time, the cry for help came from inside!

Fangzheng said, “Regardless of what’s inside, save it first!”

With that said, Fangzheng grabbed a car frame and threw it to the side. He was so strong that he looked like a human robot.

Lone Wolf left with a car in his mouth.

Salted Fish stood by the side and shouted, “Go, go, go, go…”

Fangzheng and Lone Wolf’s faces darkened as they slanted their eyes at him.

Salted Fish immediately bent down and said with a hunched back, “Ahem… my old body can’t take it anymore. Don’t tell me you can bear to let an old fish do something so physically strenuous?”

The scene changed as Fangzheng sat on Lone Wolf’s back. He held a large metal pole and looked ahead.

Salted Fish dragged one car after another as he threw them to the side… As he worked, he shouted, “This is bullying the elderly! How terrible you are! Is it easy for me? I’m already so old, but I still have to work!”

Fangzheng said, “Complain again, and you can starve tonight.”

Salted Fish immediately straightened his back and shouted valiantly, “I love labor. I love labor. Labor makes me happy. Oh yeah…”

Fangzheng was truly rendered speechless by this shameless fellow…

However, on careful thought, the disciples of One Finger Monastery seemed quite thick-skinned.

He had completely forgotten that the most shameless person in One Finger Monastery was him…