Chapter 20: Got a Nosebleed
Chapter 20
Early in the morning, Lin Zaozao's words made Ji Fantian's body stiffen suddenly. He, Ji Fantian, was a generation's divine doctor. What kind of beautiful woman could he not get?!
Even though he was blind now, he would not fall to the point of molesting an ugly, fat, silly woman.
Moreover, did his actions just now seem like he was molesting someone? This stupid fat ball really liked to frame him.
It was obvious that Lin Zaozao was deliberately disgusting him by saying that.
Thinking of this, Ji Fantian was too lazy to care about Lin Zaozao, who loved to talk nonsense.
He stretched out his hand and patted Lin Zaozao's body. Under the drive of his inner strength, he directly patted the meatball Lin Zaozao onto the bed, colliding with the wall and making a "dong" collision sound.
Feeling the dull pain in her nose, Lin Zaozao touched her nose in the dark and felt the sticky liquid on her palm. Obviously, her nose was bleeding from the collision.
Thinking of this, Lin Zaozao turned her head back angrily and looked at Ji Fantian, who was already standing by the bed. She grinned evilly at him, then directly tore off her outer garment, revealing her fat shoulders, and started crying loudly with a "wa" sound.
Daring to beat her and make her nose bleed, see if she didn't fix him to death!
Lin Zaozao's deafening cry startled Ji Fantian's eyebrows to frown fiercely.
In the middle of the night, this fat woman was crying so loudly, wouldn't she wake up the others and attract them to his room later?!
Thinking that he would be watched like a monkey later, Ji Fantian quickly bent down and swiftly and accurately covered Lin Zaozao's mouth.
"Lin Zaozao, it's the middle of the night. Crying so loudly, aren't you afraid of attracting ghosts?"
Forcibly slapping away the hand on her mouth, Lin Zaozao squinted and looked at Ji Fantian, whose expression was a little flustered.
As if playing a trick, she wiped the nosebleed on Ji Fantian's body, rubbed her whole face in his arms, then tore open her mouth and cried loudly again.
Damn it, even if it was the middle of the night and would attract ghosts, the ghosts would only take good-looking lives.
She was so ugly that even ghosts wouldn't care about her.
So Lin Zaozao ignored Ji Fantian's confusion and continued to cry loudly with her neck raised.
Listening to this deafening cry, Lin Zaozao secretly gave herself a thumbs up in her heart.
Hmm! She finally discovered an advantage of this body. That was a loud voice and extremely resounding sound.
You see, she effortlessly was able to make Ji Fantian, this fake immortal, almost jump with impatience.
"Lin Zaozao, shut up!"
"Wa..."
"If you don't shut up, I'll stab you to death with a needle!"
Glancing at Ji Fantian whose forehead veins were jumping, Lin Zaozao rolled her eyes at him, rubbed her somewhat numb throat with her hand, and continued to cry loudly!
"Wa... My husband didn't consummate our marriage with me but hit me instead..."
While crying, Lin Zaozao slapped the bedboard hard, making "dong dong dong" sounds.
After just a moment, Lin Zaozao's deafening cry finally attracted her other husbands to Ji Fantian's room.
Even in the quiet village, the ups and downs of the dogs barking could be heard because of Lin Zaozao's cries.
The commotion and effect were really awesome.
When Murong Hai and the other three people came to Ji Fantian's room in thin pajamas and lit the kerosene lamp, they saw Ji Fantian, also wearing a single garment, with spots of blood on him and a gloomy expression as he stood by the bed looking at the fat wife crying sadly.
Seeing Ji Fantian's tightly clenched fist, Murong Hai was really afraid that he would beat this silly wife to death with one punch.
So he quickly walked up and used his body to separate Ji Fantian before turning his head to look at the wife sitting on the bed crying loudly.
At this time, after crying for half a day, Lin Zaozao was sitting on Ji Fantian's bed, stretching her arms and glaring her legs, hair disheveled, hoarsely screaming at the top of her lungs.
Fortunately, they were bold. With Lin Zaozao's current appearance, it was reasonable to say she was a ghost pressing on the bed in the middle of the night.
Her ugly look was really unbearable to look straight at!
Murong Hai and the others looked at each other. Seeing Lin Zaozao's thunderous but fruitless crying, they also knew she was fake crying.
And the reason she cried like this must be to attract them. But in the middle of the night, why did she attract them here?
Could it be...she really wanted to consummate the marriage with them?
But facing such a big meatball, they really...could not accept it!
Just as everyone was silent, Gu Shan, sitting in the wheelchair, pushed the wheelchair to the bedside. He ignored Murong Hai and the others' shocked eyes, and directly pulled up the clothes on Lin Zaozao's exposed shoulders to cover them.
"Lin Zaozao, stupid woman. Stop crying, so ugly."
Hearing Gu Shan's half mocking, half caring words, Lin Zaozao, whose throat was already dry from crying, seemed to have found a way out. To be honest, she really couldn't cry anymore.
After all, what she had learned at school was not how to throw tantrums and make trouble!
She didn't care that she looked like Mei Chaofeng at this time, brushing aside the hair blocking her vision. Then she grabbed Gu Shan's hand, pursed her lips, and began to complain tearfully while pointing at Ji Fantian.
"Gu Shan, my bed collapsed so I can't sleep. I just wanted to borrow Ji Fantian's bed to sleep for one night! But, but Ji Fantian hit me. You see, he made my nose bleed!
I've lost so much blood, I must lose several pounds of meat tomorrow. Wawa... Gu Shan, I feel so pitiful!"
Gu Shan looked at the dried blood stains on Lin Zaozao's palms, a dark light flashed in his eyes. He didn't lift his head to respond to Lin Zaozao's cries, just pulled Ji Fantian's snow-white bed sheet over to wipe Lin Zaozao's hands.
Hearing the sound of the sheets rubbing against her palms, Ji Fantian's face turned black.
This plague god Gu Shan had soiled his sheets. Could he still continue sleeping here?
The situation was special now, he didn't have the capital to be spoiled and change sheets every night.
Lin Zaozao didn't know what Ji Fantian was thinking. What she cared about now was what impact her dramatic story could bring her.
Otherwise, wouldn't she have made a show for nothing?
Thinking of this, she looked up at her few husbands' scrutinizing eyes. Although she was a little cowardly inside, thinking of her future, Lin Zaozao couldn't care about being afraid anymore.
"Ji Fantian, according to the laws of Canglan Country, if a husband beats his wife for no reason, the wife can divorce her husband.
You beat me tonight when we were supposed to consummate our marriage. Tomorrow I will report to the government. I, I want to divorce you."