The Two Hundred and Eighty Pound Fat Girl and Her Five Husbands

Lin Zaozao leaned back, looking at the vain man in front of her. She simply couldn't reconcile the fact that he was the same person as the wizard with the big beard.

Because, the difference between the wizard with a beard and without one was just too vast.

Just as Lin Zaozao was staring at the wizard's handsome face in bewilderment, she was lifted by the collar by the wizard, as if she was a little chick, and after being lifted off the back of a lucky cat, they headed towards the tavern.

"Come on, have a drink with me. Spending every day on Nine Sky Mountain, eating like a rabbit. If this continues, my taste buds are going to fade away."

"Wizard…"

"What's up?"

"I won't accompany you for a meal. My husbands are waiting for me with big bellies at home! I really don't feel like eating with you right now."

Sitting at the table, Lin Zaozao hurriedly excused herself.

"What's the rush? After you've eaten with me, I'll personally take you up to Nine Sky Mountain.

Otherwise, with your short legs, you wouldn't be able to climb halfway up the mountain even by tomorrow.

Do you really think Nine Sky Mountain is the small mound in your backyard? You can just jump around like a monkey!"

"Holy crap! Wizard, how long has it been since we've seen each other, and how did your mouth become so sharp?"

"How am I sharp? Don't you know what kind of life I've been living since you left?

Eating poorly, sleeping poorly, and having to endure the wrath of that crazy woman Ye Xi every day. Her mouth stinks as if she's eaten shit from ten latrines!"

"Really?"

Lin Zaozao, seeing the beautiful figure walking behind the wizard, unconsciously shrank her neck.

"Of course. Damn, that Ye Xi, she's idle all day. She doesn't discipline her two precious younger brothers, nor dares to mess with Han Ye and Han Xibei.

Every day, she just picks on me. She says I don't stand or sit properly. I can't make noise when I eat, and I can't slurp when I drink.

Even when sleeping, that crazy woman Ye Xi can find faults with me. To prevent me from snoring, she actually dripped sour water into my mouth.

That sour water was so sour…"

The wizard grimaced, as if the sour water had dripped into his mouth, causing his body to shudder involuntarily.

"Wizard, aren't you afraid that Ye Xi will trouble you if you slander her like this here?"

"Humph! I'm afraid of her."

The wizard stuffed a chopstick of beef into his mouth, slapped his hand on the table, and with a stern voice said,

"I'm afraid of that crazy woman Ye Xi. Humph! Shorty, don't you see who I am? I am the flower of the Frontier Region, the handsomest man there.

But what about Ye Xi! Not only is her character fierce, but her looks are also bland. She's fierce like a female demon every day, I'm afraid of her.

If she dares to come here, I can pinch her to death with one hand."

"Really?"

The gloomy voice from behind made the righteous and indignant wizard stiffen.

At that moment, he seemed to be frozen in place, his body rigid, but his eyes were darting around restlessly.

After a while, he picked up a glass of wine from the table and after gulping it down, he shouted out loud.

"It's all fake, all of it."

The Wizard patted Lin Zaozao's shoulder, suddenly changing his demeanor and said in an extremely flattering tone.

"Little dwarf, let me tell you. Princess Ye Xi is the kindest, most gentle and lovely woman in the world.

Not only is she knowledgeable and brave, but she is also extremely beautiful. Not to mention anything else, just her beautiful glassy eyes! They are more beautiful than the moon in the Frontier Region, unbelievably beautiful.

Alright, I...cough cough, I won't say more. I have something to do, I'll go first."

The Wizard took out a silver ingot from his bosom, placed it on the table, and then, leaning on the table, he disappeared from Lin Zaozao's sight in one leap.

Watching the Wizard's flamboyant exit, Lin Zaozao slowly turned her stiff neck and saw Princess Ye Xi with her hands on her hips. She waved her hand and nervously said.

"Good afternoon, Sister Ye Xi!"

"Good? I'm good for nothing!"

Ye Xi walked up to Lin Zaozao, scrutinized her face carefully, and then stretched out her hand to pinch the soft flesh on Lin Zaozao's face, saying resentfully.

"You little bastard, you finally remembered to come back! Do you know, I was almost worried to death."

After saying that, Ye Xi pulled Lin Zaozao into her arms, but her eyes inexplicably turned red.

"Sister Ye Xi..."

"Hmm! Zaozao. Really, you've had it tough. Your past life was so difficult, but we still had to make you remember everything to deal with that demon!"

"Sister Ye Xi, it's not your fault. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have conceded to that demon!"

"Zaozao, it's not your fault. If it wasn't for us, you wouldn't have had to compromise with that demon!"

Seeing the teary-eyed Ye Xi, Lin Zaozao broke free from her embrace, carefully wiped her tears and said.

"Sister Ye Xi, it's all in the past. I've avenged myself. There won't be any more demons in this world."

"Zaozao, how did you deal with that demon?"

Ye Xi sniffled and asked curiously.

Facing Ye Xi's curiosity, Lin Zaozao picked up the teacup on the table. She twirled her slender fingers around it, signaling Ye Xi to look inside.

"This is..."

Ye Xi looked into the teacup with confusion. The more she looked, the more puzzled she became. Until the end, her face broke into a wide smile.

"Zaozao, you did well. That bastard deserved it. Hahaha... Seeing his current situation, I feel so much better. The depression from my past two lives has also disappeared."

Seeing Ye Xi laughing uncontrollably at this moment, Lin Zaozao couldn't help but laugh along with her.

She lowered her head, looking at the image displayed in the teacup.