VRMMO no Shien Shokunin ～Top Player no Shikakenin～

Hi everyone,

Was motivated enough to keep translating after last time so here’s another chapter. Another thread chapter after this before we get back into in-game chapters.

Enjoy and I’ll see you next time.

315：Nameless Shinto Priest　ID：pT2jeC8

10th place in the medicine category, Wet Compress, LOL.

316：Nameless Light Warrior　ID：isWngkC

That old man Arbol’s HP is slowly going up, so it’s a healing over time item huh…

317：Nameless Heavy Warrior　ID：6VDQxrB

So, you have to wear it before the battle starts?

318：Nameless Mage　ID：Kmfjg6p

Just when I was thinking who it was, the exhibitor is Philia-chan.

319：Nameless Knight　ID：wSS7Z4y

Who?

320：Nameless Mage　ID：Kmfjg6p

That one, Albert’s daughter.

Didn’t they reach the finals in the last tournament?

321：Nameless Knight　ID：wSS7Z4y

Ah, the impression that old man Albert left was too strong LOL.

I get the feeling that there was a cute kid with him…hmm? Daughter? They are parent and child?

322：Nameless Mage　ID：Kmfjg6p

Yeah, they are parent and child.

323：Nameless Knight　ID：wSS7Z4y

They don’t look alike at all LMAO.

How do you get such a beautiful girl from such a mass of muscles…

324：Nameless Shinto Priest　ID：hcmWKCU

There’s no doubt that the wife is beautiful.

That damn macho…I’m so jealous.

325：Nameless Archer　ID：miYJXU5

Playing a game together with your own daughter is such a dream come true.

Lately, my own daughter doesn’t even listen to me.

326：Nameless Heavy Warrior　ID：isWngkC

@325 Daddy, you stink!

327：Nameless Light Warrior　ID：3BFUY5w

@325 Mom, I told you I didn’t want my laundry to be washed together with dad’s!

328：Nameless Martial Artist　ID：NHtkX5P

@325 Dad, you’ll go in the bath last!

329：Nameless Shinto Priest　ID：pT2jeC8

Stop it! 325’s life points are already at 0!

330：Nameless Archer　ID：miYJXU5

(´;ω;｀)I have already been told all those three…

331：Nameless Knight　ID：U2Dtk8k

@330 Take better care of that old man’s smell, dad…

332：Nameless Mage　ID：jfMFYZB

Real talk, studies show that as living beings mature, they start to dislike their father’s smell.

This is a genetic issue.

So if you start taking care of your own smell, it might lead her to treat you better. I guess I should work on that.

333：Nameless Archer　ID：miYJXU5

(｀・ω・´)I heard something good! I’ll do my best!

334：Nameless Archer　ID：wzYBwWz

Do your best, just when we were talking about that, there seems to be something weird going on in the stream…

335：Nameless Knight　ID：U2Dtk8k

9th-6th place are fine.

But 5th place is…

336：Nameless Mage　ID：GQn2b32

What’s this? An interrogation? Or maybe torture? LOL.

337：Nameless Light Warrior　ID：7dJNGxR

An anaesthetic that only lets the parts from your neck and upwards move, what the hell is this…

On top of that, it looks exactly like a HP potion. This thing is not at the level of being simply underhanded!

338：Nameless Heavy Warrior　ID：CzQfEbA

Ah.

339：Nameless Martial Artist　ID：NHtkX5P

The stream has been cut LMAO.

340：Nameless Heavy Warrior　ID：VNxgBhe

They even went as far as to cut the live-feed…did the developers not expect something like this to happen?

341：Nameless Knight　ID：65unsAh

What were you planning to do with his teeth, your Majesty. LOL.

Pull them out? Were you going to pull them out? LMAO.

342：Nameless Shinto Priest　ID：82ArxmL

On top of that, this medicine, you can use it and cut off their arms in front of their eyes while they are not able to feel a thing.

It’s quite the superior torture medicine.

343：Nameless Light Warrior　ID：isWngkC

Don’t go bringing up a disgusting way to use it LOL.

Though it’s true that something like that is possible.

344：Nameless Mage　ID：5HGn8Jm

(((((((( ；゜Д゜)))))))

345：Nameless Martial Artist　ID：xFMzgRd

※In this game, it’s not possible to lose body parts.

346：Nameless Knight　ID：QFrp6nx

Ah, it’s back as if nothing happened.

Where did that traitor go? LOL.

347：Nameless Shinto Priest　ID：82ArxmL

Exhibitor Riizu…wait, isn’t she part of Hero-chan’s family? LOL

At this point, they are already regulars in events.

348：Nameless Mage　ID：dzinQkG

Just when I thought that the name sounded familiar, isn’t she one of them? The ones that cleared the dungeon along with the True Self and Albert.

349：Nameless Martial Artist　ID：F2bPPkC

Does this girl have a fetish thread…

350：Nameless Knight　ID：8SS3mjM

They haven’t made a guild with Albert right?

351：Nameless Archer　ID：RwRdTnx

Don’t think so?

I heard that Albert hasn’t joined any guild yet.

352：Nameless Heavy Warrior　ID：MxDJsHs

Riizu-chan! Riizu-chan!

Use that anaesthetic on me and play with meeeeeeeee!

353：Nameless Light Warrior　ID：hrLAfuM

Eh…

354：Nameless Shinto Priest　ID：Mfyttx6

@349 Because you went and mentioned fetish threads here, didn’t you just summon a pervert over here?

355：Nameless Martial Artist　ID：F2bPPkC

It’s my fault? LOL

356：Nameless Archer　ID：BkVBi94

Against disgusting people like this one, you can go ahead and use this anaesthetic (Placebo potion?) and leave them there.

357：Nameless Heavy Warrior　ID：MxDJsHs

In other words, neglect play…uhehehe(However, that’s only if Riizu-chan is the one doing it).

358：Nameless Knight　ID：j9jXt75

Disgusting, LOL.

In a way, you could call a masochist an invincible life-form LOL.

359：Nameless Mage　ID：mPW6h2N

I mean, no matter how badly you treat them, they’ll just transform it into pleasure…LOL.

「Oh, this thread has somehow turned quite bad.

Though I think Rise would get angry if she heard about that “Hero-chan’s Family” name.」 (Wataru)

「Until now, there hasn’t been an event that showed which guild you belonged to after all. If there was one, I think the name Migratory Bird would stick.」(Shuuhei)

Until this point it has been items, next are equipment.

I’ll scroll until the defensive gear part shows up.

468：Nameless Archer　ID：3KBMRp9

It was already bad with accesories but even the top 100 in the defensive gear section is full of gold and flashy gear.

469：Nameless Shinto Priest　ID：82ArxmL

On the contrary, it makes things that are different stand out even more.

The obsidian necklace that won 3th place was simple and I liked it.

470：Nameless Martial Artist　ID：Cid5Amr

My golden plating was no good…(´・ω・`)

471：Nameless Heavy Warrior　ID：X6AdjXS

Of course LOL.

Why did you think that would work?

472：Nameless Martial Artist　ID：Cid5Amr

You can’t really gather much gold in the Rust Kingdom after all…

This time around, people in the Beli confederation with its abundance of mines had an advantage right?

473：Nameless Mage　ID：Kmfjg6p

Rust has advantage when it comes to handicraft and medicine and it would have even been fine if you tried to win with a flower. I heard that the soil over there is very rich and plants grow really fast?

474：Nameless Light Warrior　ID：fRhAJHY

It’s true that it’s mainly people from Beli that have submitted golden gear.

It’s sorta frustrating how they can easily get in the top rankings.

475：Nameless Heavy Warrior　ID：X6AdjXS

However, it was the same thing for accesories but…there’s no golden gear in the top 5 this time either you know?

476：Nameless Knight　ID：j9jXt75

I mean, even if the quality is good, there’s no creativity behind them…

Even if it wasn’t the Queen, I believe anyone would find them boring…probably.

477：Nameless Mage　ID：dFHrTjb

Early on there were people that told us that the Queen liked golden and flashy things after all.

Looking at the results, they were right. However, everyone went too far with it.

478：Nameless Archer　ID：RwRdTnx

I get the feeling that a lot of them will remain unsold during the auction…

479：Nameless Heavy Warrior ID：MPWNgjE

That’s true LOL.

What are they going to do? In TB, there’s no way to dismantle and get the materials back.

480：Nameless Shinto Priest　ID：SGCJufX

Look, in 3th place there’s one of those types of gear that shows the pride of the crafter you guys love so much.

481：Nameless Light Warrior　ID：fRhAJHY

I mean, I know that @480 is making fun of us but if it’s that good looking piece of black armor it would make me want to get it…

482：Nameless Shinto Priest　ID：bU3VPMS

It’s for males and set for a height of around 180cm huh…

I’m a Heavy Warrior but I’m not tall enough…

483：Nameless Mage　ID：AZ5mbWT

@482 Your name says you are a Shinto Priest though LOL.

484：Nameless Shinto Priest　ID：bU3VPMS

Ah…

485：Nameless Heavy Warrior　ID：MPWNgjE

It’s not like you have to be honest about it but…@482 what you did is rather embarrassing.

486：Nameless Martial Artist　ID：ujieEXb

But this is the weakness of arranged equipment right? You are unable to change its size.

Especially when it comes down to defensive gear, it seems like all the famous blacksmiths have submitted weapons.

487：Nameless Knight　ID：j9jXt75

Maybe he aimed to submit armor from the start? Since all the famous blacksmiths made weapons.

488：Nameless Mage　ID：Kmfjg6p

I guess it’s better than making a weapon?

Looking at the auction catalog, it seems like weapons are the most competitive section after all.

489：Nameless Heavy Warrior　ID：dBG3tsU

Brandon, Noh mask, Nukamiso, Selene, Leanan sídhe, Marduk and even Masamune.

Vales appeared in the defensive gear section just now.

490：Nameless Archer　ID：2NQcRet

They are all names that appear on the 1st page when you go to the trading board?

491：Nameless Shinto Priest　ID：ZU232nD

That’s just insane.

By the way, I submitted a golden scythe but…

492：Nameless Mage　ID：AZ5mbWT

Chin…

493：Nameless Heavy Warrior　ID：dBG3tsU

Pray….

494：Nameless Shinto Priest　ID：ZU232nD

Yeah, I know…(´・ω・`)

495：Nameless Archer　ID：iPVNgfz

Ah, 2nd place is a dress.

Seems like it’s made from some textile that gives off a rare texture.

Like I thought, it’s not good enough if it’s just golden.

496：Nameless Knight　ID：U2Dtk8k

It’s pretty but it’s bright red and flashy.

This is something that wouldn’t suit you unless you were really pretty.

497：Nameless Light Warrior　ID：ffAuVTQ

The one that submitted it is the True Self? What is he even doing? LMAO.

498：Nameless Heavy Warrior　ID：pyUYY3M

That Hi-something guy!

499：Nameless Mage　ID：6GbTECP

Not only cook but he can also sew huh…

500：Nameless Archer　ID：zZrys6W

Where did you hear he can cook?

501：Nameless Mage　ID：6GbTECP

True Self handed out some sweets during the tournament.

He said that he made them himself and they were crazy good.

502：Nameless Knight　ID：j9jXt75

You, you personally got some? LOL.

503：Nameless Mage　ID：6GbTECP

He wasn’t really famous around that time after all…I remembered later on! Or something like that.

504：Nameless Light Warrior　ID：ZLPV588

It’s really the True Self!?

In that case, have Hero-chan wear it and upload an image right now! Hurry up!

505：Nameless Martial Artist　ID：NMrTAWu

Unfortunately, it doesn’t seem like he plans to do that.

It’s an arranged version but it says that there’s the option to adjust the size of it.

506：Nameless Knight　ID：j9jXt75

So he made it in hopes of selling it…doesn’t seem like it’s made for Hero-chan to wear.

507：Nameless Heavy Warrior　ID：yQuXQe2

True Self, you suck.

508：Nameless Archer　ID：pMfrfLh

You suck.

509：Nameless Mage　ID：4rx4kec

You really suck.

Hero-chans figure wearing a dress…

510：Nameless Light Warrior　ID：n5EWHzF

Even though he took 2nd place, everyone is saying the True Self sucks LMAO.

511：Nameless Light Warrior　ID：isWngkC

And 1st place was snatched by a pro designer.

He sucks in a lot of ways…

Oh I said it wrong, he sucks.

512：Nameless Knight　ID：j9jXt75

LMAO.

513：Nameless Mage　ID：Kmfjg6p

After coming this far, the last one had to be a golden dress huh…however, it’s a gorgeous dress, there’s no doubt that the Queen will use both.

「Gaaaaaaaah!! These guuuuuuys!」(Wataru)

「Ahahahaha!!」(Shuuhei)

「O-Oh…what happened? Wataru.」(Shirou)

「-Ah! I’m sorry, owner. We were too loud right?」(Wataru)

「It’s not a problem when there’s no customers around. However, try to be quiet when there are customers around, OK?」(Shirou)

「Yes, I’m very sorry…」(Wataru)

Hearing the owner’s words I unconsciously bowed down and Tobi switched to laughing without producing any sound.

This guy, I hope he didn’t just want to only show this part to me…

「Why by only not making Miyu wear the dress am I treated as if I was useless…」(Wataru)

「Kukuku…ah, I sure laughed a ton. Wacchi, you are making light of just how popular Miyucchi is.

On top of that, you are making light of just how famous you are. There’s a fetish thread for you too, have you seen it?」(Shuuhei)

「Who the hell would enter that kind of place on his own volition! I haven’t looked at it!」(Wataru)

「Thought so~」(Shuuhei)

I don’t want the owner to look at me all weird anymore so let’s move forward, forward!

I scrolled down until the part where they were covering the weapon’s section.