You've Got Mail: A Cautionary Tale

Chapter 94 — Ai, There’s Something I Want to Say (NSFW)

Edited by DancingDolphinsYo

After sending his mother off, Guan Shanjin returned to the shop, only to be held back by the manager to be given various reports. It took him nearly two hours before he was able to return to the yard.

From afar, he could see Wu Xingzi’s thin body sitting in solitary in that pavilion. On the wooden table were a few types of snacks and a pot of tea. The pot should have just been recently refilled, as steam could be seen wafting from it.

Usually, as long as there was food in front of Wu Xingzi, ignoring whether the timing was appropriate or not, he would want to at least have a few bites of it, afraid that the food would go to waste.

People from small towns were never willing to waste food.

However, right now, the old fellow was only holding on to his cup. It was unknown whether the tea within had already cooled, or the cup was empty. He was just sitting there fiddling with the cup, and nothing was spilled from within.

Guan Shanjin was a little curious. As such, he did not hurry forward, but stood at a distance and studied Wu Xingzi secretly.

Although the yard was furnished according to Ping Yifan’s style, the person using it was still Guan Shanjin. The items that seemed extremely plain and simple exuded an air of undeniable exquisiteness. Because of this habit, it had resulted in Yan Wenxin and Huaixiu confirming their speculation about Ping Yifan’s identity.

Wu Xingzi sat there for a while, then he suddenly stood up, putting the cup down.

He glanced over to the direction where Guan Shanjin was hiding, and naturally saw no one there. This was a stony path that led outside, and it was paved with high quality Yuhua stones. They were sturdy, yet smooth and comfortable, causing no sound when one walked on them. However, when the rain fell upon the stones, there would be a soft, gentle tinkling coming from them, creating an interesting atmosphere.

Probably feeling uneasy due to the long wait, Wu Xingzi walked a couple of rounds around the pavilion. Turning himself around, he walked another two more rounds, finally stopping by the Yuhua stone path. His brows were slightly creased as he seemed deep in thought. After muttering shortly to himself, he cautiously stepped upon the path, before quickly retracting his foot, and took another round around the pavilion again.

In the past, Guan Shanjin might not have been able to understand what Wu Xingzi was thinking. However, things were different now, and every single one of Wu Xingzi’s actions was extremely adorable in Guan Shanjin’s eyes.

Wu Xingzi was mainly worried that Guan Shanjin had met with trouble outside, and he wanted to go out and take a look. However, he was also worried that he could have guessed wrongly and he would end up spoiling Guan Shanjin’s business. What would he do then? As such, he hurriedly returned to his pavilion. Just look at the snacks on the table, they had not been touched at all. Probably, in that old quail’s heart, there were some vaguely terrifying possibilities.

Guan Shanjin’s heart melted completely.

He was too powerful a person, and he was used to taking care of people. Although his parents, his elders, his friends and family would also show him concern, no one thought that Guan Shanjin was someone who needed to be doted on, to be pampered. At first, when Lu Zezhi had yet to understand him, he had once treated him like an ordinary child, doting on him like how he would dote on other children. Unfortunately, once he discovered that Guan Shanjin was actually even more capable of taking care of others, of doting on others, their relationship had reversed completely. Lu Zezhi felt no sense of unease at accepting Guan Shanjin’s doting, and he clung onto Guan Shanjin like a vine wrapping itself around a tree.

However, Wu Xingzi was different. This old fellow knew that Guan Shanjin was powerful, with great capabilities and strength to him. He knew that when Guan Shanjin treated someone well, he would insist on spoiling and pampering that person to no end. Wu Xingzi would not refuse Guan Shanjin’s pampering, he would just try his very best to stretch his own thin arms out, to embrace him back and hold him to himself. Guan Shanjin was unable to put into words how he felt, only that he knew he could never let go of Wu Xingzi in his lifetime. If he were to end up letting go of this timid-looking quail, where was he going to find someone else who would dote on him?

Straightening his robe, Guan Shanjin again confirmed that there was no one else in the yard other than his own bodyguards, before removing the Ping Yifan mask from his face. As he slowly stepped out from his hiding spot, Wu Xingzi happened to be looking in this direction. His face immediately brightened, and the old fellow somewhat boorishly wiped his palms on his clothes then made his way towards the younger man a little urgently. “Why did you only return now? Did something happen outside?”

“I spoke with my mother for a little while, then the manager held me back to give me some reports, and so I was delayed.” Guan Shanjin had already made his way to Wu Xingzi, reaching out with a long arm and pulling the older man into his embrace. “Did the wait make you anxious?”

“Ai…” Wu Xingzi leaned into his chest obediently, nodding his head frankly. “There’s something I’d like to speak to you about, but you still didn’t come back, so I was worried that Yan Wenxin…” He shuddered. Wu Xingzi had just had a confrontation with Yan Wenxin, and he could not help but still feel a little fearful.

“Don’t worry, Yan Wenxin has no doubts about Ping Yifan’s identity.” Guan Shanjin massaged Wu Xingzi’s frown, teasing him, “Hai, just look. You’re no longer young already, and yet you like to frown so much. Are you deliberately reminding me to be respectful to my elders, and to not be too hard on my flirtations with you?”

Wu Xingzi hurriedly reached out and rubbed his own face, his expression a mix of anxiousness and bashfulness. “Ai, it’s only because I’m worried. Normally, I wouldn’t be frowning like this either.” 𝘧𝚛𝗲𝘦𝚠𝙚𝙗𝙣o𝙫𝗲𝚕.𝐜o𝓂

“Don’t worry, even if your face turns all wrinkly like pickled vegetables, I’ll still like it.” Guan Shanjin bowed his head, kissing Wu Xingzi on the face. The old fellow jerked slightly, a blush instantly spreading through him. Guan Shanjin’s heart completely melted with the image of the older man, and he tightened his arms around the person, kissing him and only stopping when Wu Xingzi’s eyes turned red and he gasped for air.

“Ai, why did you just suddenly…” Wu Xingzi did not mind engaging in such acts of intimacy in the day, and he actually even welcomed it. However, this yard was really too exposed, and there were bodyguards around, watching the place. The previous time, Guan Shanjin had already told him that this place was really unsuitable for any outdoor sexual activities.

“I want to see what a pickled vegetable tastes like.” Although Guan Shanjin’s beauty was ethereal and unworldly, all soldiers had rascally and questionable mannerisms. When he wanted to act like a hooligan, there was nothing that he would not say.

Wu Xingzi became embarrassed. Gently, he mumbled a couple of times, hanging his head down and playing dead.

Looking at the old fellow turning shy, Guan Shanjin no longer continued to tease him. Lifting him up in his arms, he brought him into the room, squeezing both of them into a chair and their bodies twining with each other.

“What did you want to talk to me about?” Guan Shanjin fiddled with Wu Xingzi’s thin, calloused fingers. These days, he must have been farming a lot. His calluses from writing had faded, while the calluses from farming had thickened.

“Oh.” Wu Xingzi patted the back of Guan Shanjin’s hand lightly. It seemed that he wanted to free his fingers. However, Guan Shanjin refused to let go, even smiling and pulling his hand to his lips, smacking kisses onto it.

That meaning was very obvious: You either just go ahead and say it, or I will not just be letting you off with a couple of these kisses.

His fingers having turned red from the kisses, Wu Xingzi hunched into himself and trembled, a look of helplessness in his eyes.

“It’s like this, just now, you sent… you sent the Lord Protector’s furen…”

“Say niang,” Guan Shanjin interrupted him.

“Huh?” Wu Xingzi blinked, seemingly stunned. “You want me to call you niang?”

When the words left his lips, he seemed to realise what he had just said. In distress, he stared at Guan Shanjin.

Guan Shanjin could neither laugh nor cry. Clearing his throat, he answered with feigned seriousness, “If you insist on calling me that, I can only accept it. However, I would much prefer that you call my mother niang.”

“Ai, that will be so embarrassing…” The Lord Protector’s wife was only a few years older than him. It was much more likely for her to be his older sister, than becoming his mother.

“Even if you don’t call her that now, you’ll still have to call her that in the future. Why? You said with such confidence that in this life, you would never part with my pengornis and my face in front of my mother, but now that she’s left, you’re regretting it?”

“But your pengornis is really well developed…” Wu Xingzi quickly clamped his mouth with his hands. Unfortunately, he was too late. With a faint smile, Guan Shanjin studied him. Aiming at Wu Xingzi’s rounded buttocks, his hand smacked down on them. Although he did not use much strength, and through the clothes, there was only a muffled sound, the old fellow was still extremely embarrassed. Wu Xingzi waved his hands, speaking promptly, “Slow down! Just slow down! There’s something I have to say!”

“Go ahead, I’ll slow down.” Guan Shanjin’s face was suffused with tenderness. His hands were kneading Wu Xingzi’s fleshy buttocks, and he did slow his actions down. Wu Xingzi’s mouth fell half open, and his entire body felt as though it was on fire.

“Don’t be like this…” Wu Xingzi wanted to reach out to stop Guan Shanjin’s roguish actions, but he could not help but admit that the caressing and kneading was very comfortable. The man’s palms were broad and warm, his palm big enough to cover nearly one-half of his buttocks. He would squeeze them together now, then spread them apart later, the strength used neither strong nor weak, the speed neither slow nor fast, and Wu Xingzi was about to melt from it.

The old fellow had always been very open in bed, and towards his own desire, he never had much self-control over it. Softly, he moaned a few times, almost forgetting clean what he had wanted to say. He only felt his hole starting to twitch, and all he wanted now was for Guan Shanjin’s pengornis to come out and soothe him.

“So what exactly do you want to tell me, hmm?” Guan Shanjin pushed the other man down onto his lower half. His slowly rising cock was grinding against Wu Xingzi’s soft inner thigh, and this action also allowed Wu Xingzi’s little pengornis to grind against his firm, muscular abdomen.

“Ai…” Wu Xingzi panted a few times. His eyes were dazed, and he leaned his head on Guan Shanjin’s shoulder. “More… harder…” 𝙛𝚛𝙚ewe𝗯𝓃𝗼ѵ𝚎Ɩ.𝒄ｏ𝐦

“Lewd darling.” Guan Shanjin’s eyes curved with a smile. In no time, he deftly removed Wu Xingzi’s trousers off him, revealing a pair of fair, slender legs. At the same time, he took out his half-hard cock, rubbing against Wu Xingzi’s sensitive perineum a couple of times. The old fellow mewled, his trembling moan muffled and intoxicated. Heated air brushed against Guan Shanjin’s ear, and it could not be any lewder.

“This little thing of yours is actually rather adorable.” Guan Shanjin’s fair skin was now too tinged with a hint of red. Tiny beads of sweat gathered on his temples, and skilfully, he fiddled with Wu Xingzi’s little pengornis that was pressed against his abdomen.

Although Wu Xingzi’s cock could not be described as big, and it was a little more delicate-looking when compared to the average man, it was clean and good-looking, pink and cute. The hole at the tip of his cock was closed tightly, looking just as shy as its owner.

But that was only its appearance.

Upon touching it, it quickly lost all restraint. Guan Shanjin liked to play with this little pengornis — at times he would stroke its tender head with his calloused fingers, causing the tip to gape open slightly, leaking drops of precome; other times, he would use his broad, warm palm and smooth up and down the shaft. He had all sorts of tricks up his sleeve, and along with his wickedness, he was always able to massage the scrotum at the perfect timing, after which he squeezed hard at the root of the cock.

His actions made the old fellow tremble and howl, as Wu Xingzi’s orgasm that was about to arrive was thus forcefully held back, with the hole at the tip of his cock twitching a couple of times.

“You’re still unable to handle such play?” Guan Shanjin teased, bringing his hand that was wet with precome to Wu Xingzi’s lips. In a low voice, he coaxed, “Come, lick it, and tell me how does it taste?”

But that was his own precome! Wu Xingzi still had a token grasp on his rationality. With a bright blush, he glanced at Guan Shanjin, before glancing back at that beautiful hand.

His face was flushed red, and hesitantly, he stuck his tongue out. Right before he was about to lick Guan Shanjin’s finger, he quickly retracted it, grabbing his own clothes and wiping away the juices on that hand. Guan Shanjin did not stop him, only smiling as he watched Wu Xingzi, who was feeling embarrassed and ashamed, wiping his own hand. Wu Xingzi was still licking his lips with the tip of his tongue, and the image he portrayed could not be lewder.

“Say, what does this taste like?” Wrapping an arm around Wu Xingzi’s slender waist, he tugged him closer to his chest. Wu Xingzi’s little pengornis again left a wet smear against Guan Shanjin’s firm stomach. Guan Shanjin turned his head, putting his mouth on one corner of the clothes Wu Xingzi was gripping, and he deliberately made loud, sucking noises.

“Ai… Don’t be like this… Don’t do this, it’s dirty…” Wu Xingzi seemed to redden further. With a pair of teary eyes, he was both anxious and horny. He tugged at his clothes with some strength, wanting to take it back. However, Guan Shanjin was biting onto it so tightly that he could not free the material, and in his anxiety, Wu Xingzi’s eyes too reddened.

“It’s the taste of lewdness.” Only after leaving a wet patch of saliva did Guan Shanjin finally release his teeth. Immersed in the situation, he licked his lips. “There’s also a hint of sweetness to it.”

Wu Xingzi froze hearing that, the tip of his tongue again sliding across his lips, as though he was tasting something. With just a glance, Guan Shanjin could see that this lewd darling was currently wondering exactly how it tasted like.

Very quickly, the eyes of the old fellow widened. It seemed that he had been frightened by his own thoughts. Hanging his head, he wanted to slip out from Guan Shanjin’s arms. However, naturally, Guan Shanjin had a firm grip on his waist, holding him there tightly. Now, Wu Xingzi’s little pengornis could once again grind firmly against Guan Shanjin’s powerful muscles, and he ended up making himself turn limp from the pleasure. Sprawled in the younger man’s embrace, he jerked and shuddered, and some of his precome again escaped from the tip.

Every breath he took was filled with the scent of Guan Shanjin. There was the familiar smell of orange blossom and white sandalwood, as well as something that belonged only to men. Like a drug, it emptied his mind, and Wu Xingzi now only wanted to cling and rub himself against the younger man’s body, and his little hole below him itched and hungered even more.

Today, Guan Shanjin seemed to be in an excellent mood, and there was no urgency and boorishness like previous times. Although his breathing was heavy, his face red, he was still calm and composed as he teased the person in his arms. Right now, he was jerking Wu Xingzi’s cock, and Wu Xingzi tilted his head back in pleasure, moaning and exposing his slender, white throat. Wu Xingzi had never fucked into anyone with his cock before, whether male or female, but Guan Shanjin’s hand was big and broad, its temperature so high that it almost felt scalding, and unconsciously, Wu Xingzi started thrusting his hips, fucking into the younger man’s grip.

Seeing Wu Xingzi twisting and jerking, grinding against him helplessly, Guan Shanjin chuckled quietly. He increased his efforts, and quickly, he managed to extract the older man’s come.

With a shriek, Wu Xingzi collapsed into Guan Shanjin’s chest, panting and trembling. Before he could recover, he was suddenly flipped around. From the younger man’s embrace, he was now moved onto the chair, his two legs straddling the armrests on each side, revealing his hole. In fright, he quivered, and the hole too contracted along with his actions, causing a wave of desire to wash through the viewer.

“H-Haiwang…” Wu Xingzi wanted to pull his legs back. He did not mind exposing his private parts in bed, but he did not have the courage for such an exhibition!

However, Guan Shanjin had a firm hand on Wu Xingzi’s belly, such that Wu Xingzi was unable to move. Struggling a few times, Wu Xingzi was exhausted and gasping for air. Furthermore, he had just reached his release, and his limbs were now still weak and soft. His mind was still dazed, and he could not even put his thoughts to words properly, and so he could only look at Guan Shanjin pitifully.

“Be good…” Guan Shanjin smiled flirtatiously. He then crouched down, and other than the top of his head, Wu Xingzi could see nothing else. This made him panic a little, and just as he was about to call out to Guan Shanjin, his little pengornis, that had just reached its peak in pleasure, was suddenly enclosed in a warm, wet, soft cavern.

“Ah—” Wu Xingzi quaked. Blushing a bright red, he squealed loudly. His legs that hung over the armrests of the chair tensed up, and the pleasure rushed straight to his head.

His cock was enveloped in Guan Shanjin’s mouth, and the warm, wet cavity tightened as Guan Shanjin sucked voraciously. Guan Shanjin’s tongue pushed Wu Xingzi’s cock to the roof of his mouth, allowing him to suck even harder on it, and Wu Xingzi’s soul was almost sucked out at the same time. Mewling and whimpering, Wu Xingzi’s cock jerked and twitched continuously. Wu Xingzi tried his best to reach out and push against the head at his crotch, but with the position Guan Shanjin had left him in, there was no way his hands could reach that wicked head.

After a few sucks, Guan Shanjin’s tongue became even naughtier. Agilely, it twined about the little cock, stroking the shaft along with each sucking motion, and finally, the tip of Guan Shanjin’s tongue dug into the hole at the top of Wu Xingzi’s cock. Wu Xingzi twisted his hips, squealing, and he felt as though he was about to be sucked to death. Guan Shanjin’s tongue was able to reach a little into the hole, and some of his saliva even slid down further. This left tingles shooting through Wu Xingzi, and he did not know what to do. His calves were tensed tightly, and his toes all curled up.

“Haiwang, Haiwang… Quick, stop, hurry up and stop—” Wu Xingzi cried and begged, but the younger man seemed to hear nothing. Instead, he even gently scraped his teeth against the sensitive head of the cock. This sensation caused Wu Xingzi’s eyes to roll to the back of his head, and his tears and sweat were all smeared across his face. His tongue hanging out, all he could do was whimper.

Guan Shanjin truly adored that little thing in his mouth.

It was steel encased in velvet, an interplay of soft and hard. The head of the cock happened to reach a perfect spot right before his throat, and it was not too uncomfortable for him to swallow the entire cock down. Sucking loudly on it, he employed various methods to play with the pengornis in his mouth. The old quail was left twitching, with his head falling backwards and unable to make another sound. Spurts of come were released from the tip of Wu Xingzi’s cock, only for them to be swallowed into Guan Shanjin’s belly, and the man even refused to let go, reaching out and teasing the two little balls.

“Mm—” Wu Xingzi’s moan stuck in his throat. He could barely catch his breath. He had just orgasmed, and it was impossible for him to immediately come again. As such, the hole at the tip of his cock twitched a few times, and there was only a clear, sticky fluid seeping out from it. Wu Xingzi felt that he was like a little boat in the storm, rising and falling in the swells. The pleasure was like a huge wave, lifting him up. He had thought that he had already reached his peak, only for another even larger wave to come upon him.

Drooling, his tense body cramped. An ache suddenly engulfed the lower part of his body, and his urethra gaped open yet nothing came out. Guan Shanjin took this opportunity to dig his tongue in further. Wu Xingzi’s grip on the armrests was so tight that it felt like he could crumble them, and his mind blanked out. Next, a howl erupted from him, and he convulsed so hard that Guan Shanjin could barely hold him down. He had been forced to reach his peak again.