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When he was categorised as an Omega at the age of 13, Rong Yi made a tiny little wish. In the future, he wanted to fall in love with a tall, handsome and elegant Alpha whom he could share a romantic love with, then build a blissful family with him and give birth to many cute babies together.A few years later, he grew into a tall, handsome and elegant Omega and was passionately pursued by countless admirers of the same gender, while all Alphas backed away from him in face of his superiority.This was not the life he wanted.

For a certain LOL competition, a certain online streamer famous for pissing people off was currently explaining and broadcasting it at the same time.Streamer: This support, so tr*sh.Streamer: If that jungler was my teammate, I would already be idling at the fountain and playing piano for him by now.Streamer: I recommend that this player go back and properly practice how to last hit.Audience: What bullshit! If you're any better, then you do it!Streamer: Daddy I really can do it.Audience: Okokok. If you can do it then I'll chop off my head so you can kick it.A few months later, LOL's veteran pro team TTC announced a new mid laner, Soft. A boy with flashy blue hair appeared in front of the audience and played Zed to utter perfection, killing everyone he saw, causing all the female fans to begin toeing the line of infidelity.During the MVP interview after the match, everyone held their breath and eagerly watched this newcomer.Only to see the boy accept the microphone, smile and ask, "That water friend with the StarTV user ID Suburb King 101,' my team's address is on the official website, when will you mail your head over?"After a certain regular season match finished, the staff member went backstage to urge the team members to go onstage and conduct their interviews, only to see TTC's new mid laner and jungler standing in the corner.TTC's number one ace jungler daddy Road pressed their team's new mid laner Soft against the wall. He lowered his eyes and asked lowly, "At the interview, do you know what you did?"That quick-tempered mid laner, who had solidified his image as a troll in the audience's eyes the very first time he went on stage, turned completely red. "I know. I won't curse at anyone I definitely won't curse at anyone."

It was a life without regret. My parents were in good health, and I wasn't homey enough for me to combine my studies and part-time jobs.I like fantasy, martial arts, games, fiction movies, cartoons I'm a normal high school student who likes these things.That was certainly true until ten years ago.This is not the earth.A fantasy world dominated by powerful people. Savage utopia. It is a world where you can take anything with you if you have physical strength.

After suffering from a heat stroke while working under the scorching heat of summer, Lu Zhou, a hardworking but poor university student, somehow becomes the owner of an advanced technological system. With the cheat given by the system, his university life changes overnight.A Master's degree? Easy.PhD? Not a problem.From a nobody, he quickly becomes a huge celebrity in the world of science. With the missions given by the system, he is on his way to winning a Nobel Prize."System, can points be exchanged for money?""No.""F**k, what use are you then!?""This system will make you the ultimate scholar, the kind that lords over all of humanity. What use will money be to you?"

She was a peerless genius in the 24th Century all she needed was a silver needle and she could practically bring anyone back from the dead.

"You're my wife in name only, on paper only. My heart and love will never be yours."Edward made it clear to Daisy that she was nothing to him. They were both victims of family greed -- the marriage was arranged for them.Six years passed. She remained quiet, gaining a reputation in the army as a tough-as-nails colonel. When she walked into his life again, Edward fell in love with this woman, unlike any he had known. She surprised and delighted him. But will Daisy take him back? Can their son keep them together? Can the rift between them be healed? Pick this one up and find out!

Cha Yuen, a remarkable cultivator in his previous existence, witnessed the ruthless machinations of the three formidable factions within the Qing-Yun Realm. These malevolent organizations, in their ceaseless pursuit of cultivation resources, had recklessly extinguished the lives of millions, turning once-thriving towns into barren wastelands within the span of a single night. Their nefarious deeds were shrouded in deception, as they would audaciously attribute the towns' downfall to pestilence and natural disasters.With an iron grip on all cultivation resources and a monopoly over precious practice materials, these factions ruthlessly barred outsiders from embarking on their own cultivation journeys, reserving this privilege solely for their inner circles.In response to their tyranny, Cha Yuen defiantly declared war against the oppressive triad. He stood alone on the battlefield, confronting insurmountable odds, and ultimately paid the ultimate price for his valiant efforts, perishing in vain. Yet, destiny had other plans for him. Cha Yuen's spirit was reborn within the fragile mortal vessel of a 16-year-old boy. Armed with the profound powers he had honed in his previous life, he resolved to carve a path of bloodshed and retribution, relentlessly battling his way back into the heart of the Qing-Yun Realm.And so, a new chapter in his saga unfolds, as Cha Yuen embarks on an epic quest for justice and retribution. Dear readers! Without any ads, maybe you will prefer .

"Feng Tianyi! Your brother destroyed my Tang family! Is there anything good about your family?""En. Can't you see how our good looking genes are passed on to our children? As for the Feng family's debt, I will pay you." He said nonchalantly.Tang Moyu scoffed and crossed her arms over her chest."How will you pay for it?""How about I repay you with my body?""..."So shameless!The man sitting on his wheelchair burst into a round of laughter seeing her ugly expression."Miss Tang, it's no point pretending you haven't seen it since you practically climbed on my bed and took advantage of me."Five years ago, Tang Moyu was the empress of the business world and was at the peak of her career before she was reduced to nothing when her fiance fell in love with another woman. That was okay since there was no love between her and Feng Tianhua, but who would have thought that this Cinderella' was a wolf in sheep's clothing?Then there's Feng Tianyi, the infamous successor of the Feng family, a critically acclaimed author who constantly rocked the bestselling list with his books. Rumors say that he was hot-headed and temperamental. He was so ruthless, that neither men nor women wanted his company. The rumors even say that his face was so handsome and out of this world. He was practically a god amongst men. It was a pity that he was crippled.The two were never meant to meet again, but a pair of sweet little buns intervened."Uncle, we don't have money to pay you for damages." The elder Little Bun said."My manuscripts are invaluable," This handsome uncle replied with amusement."Uncle, if you don't mind, can we pay with our Mommy? She's also invaluable."And so the pair of sweet little buns and the handsome uncle entered an agreement but who would have thought that the woman in question was an ice-cold queen from hell who had a weird affinity with sweets?

As the number one pill alchemist of the immortal world, Mu Chen had always believed that it was because he had single-mindedly focused on concocting pills that led to him to neglect disciplining his disciple. Which in turn, caused his disciple to be led astray by the seduction of devil cultivation, leading to the three realms to fall to disaster. After his rebirth, Mu Chen resolved to properly teach his disciple, give him the very best resources, earnestly love him, carry him close to his heart, teach him by way of example, and didn't let him grow corrupt.

There once was a very popular question on the internet: If one morning, you woke up and realized that your gender had changed, what would be your first reaction? And someone on the internet had famously responded: First, give your bros a good time! Su Jian remembered that when he saw this reply, he had slapped the table to express his admiration. What a good bro! Such loyalty! But now that he actually encountered this strange situation himself, he could only feel an extremely ball-breaking alarm, shocked grief, and frightened anger. **** your mom! Ah, ****! **** it! Oh, a correction. The above is grammatically incorrect. After all, poor Classmate Su Jian doesn't have balls anymore.

In a parallel world filled with pet beasts, people tame, train, evolve, and trade beasts.

He was confused, so he asked, "I have a car, a house, good-looks and money. What am I lacking in?"

Raymond traveled to the exam room of the college entrance examination.

The fat cat Black Tubby said, "Supreme Commander is a good person, meow!" The bird Grandfather Sparrow said, "Supreme Commander is a good person, chirp!" The little mouse Oil Jar also said, "Supreme Commander is a good person, squeak!" Furthermore, the weasel Great Immortal said, "You and Supreme Commander are a match made in Heaven~" All of the little animals told Ning Xiaoyao about Supreme Commander, Supreme Commander, Supreme Commander! So, Ning Xiaoyao believed that this Supreme Commander named Lou Zigui had to be a good guy. As to whether or not they were a match made in Heaven The fat cat Black Tubby clawed at Ning Xiaoyao. "You wrote the decree sentencing Supreme Commander to death in the execution grounds, ah! You fatuous, self-indulgent ruler!!!" Ning Xiayao replied, "" Ning Xiaoyao is a genetically evolved army doctor from a zombie-infested apocalyptic world. One day, she transmigrates to the past as the next emperor of an ancient country. But wait, isn't she a girl?! As it turns out, she's a disguised stand-in for her baby brother under the "loving" care of the empress dowager, her mother and future murderer. Faced with her impending death, Ning Xiaoyao must thwart the schemes of her family to survive in a palace allied against her. But how does a zombie-killing expert with supernormal strength, healing powers, and the ability to understand animals deal with the intricacies of court politics? "If nothing else works, I'll just beat them all up!"

He is handsome, arrogant and is of the elite class. Being straightforward and brave, she shamelessly pursued him, sending him gifts, flowers and tried to get close to him. She was humiliated when his staff gossiped about her and retreated. Then he rejected her and told her they could only be friends. She avoided him but no matter how much she tried, they frequently cross paths. Suddenly one day he told her. "I want to be your boyfriend." What a mess! ! !

Marry him for a contract, but it is love that supports them to live together.In order to raise medical expenses for the seriously ill father, she had to sign a contract with a strange man, she would be his wife, and he was responsible for paying for the treatment of her father.Life after marriage is very ordinary. He is the CEO of the company. He is busy working every day and occasionally has a look at her, but he is full of disgust. However, she fell in love with him little by little, and she was very sad when facing his indifference. Neither of them knew how to resolve the misunderstanding between them.After experiencing the death of her father and an unexpected pregnancy, they finally opened their hearts, and sincerely, began a happy life.

Everything Wang Hu ever wanted before he died was to build a family.

Tong Nian, a cosplay cover singer, falls in love at first sight with a man she spots at a Net cafe. Chasing him, she signs up for the MMO she saw him playing, albeit it's a super high ranked account a friend acquired for her. Who could have known he was a pro gamer, moreover a legend in the gaming circle at that!

In this world, strong warriors are needed in order to conquer the hot crimson desert. The Pareia Tribal-Chief's first-born son, named Yulian Provoke, routinely gallops through the stormy deserts alone. Only to find someone of destiny an otherworldly man that would change his fate forever. This same young child who struggles to find purpose while embodying both ambition and revenge into his very own hands as he awaits that faithful day of confronting a particular person that was, supposedly, the culprit of his blood-mother's death. At first, he was alone; but then after, he forms the RED STORM division a group of powerful warriors at his command in hopes of Conquering the Desert, braving towards those who oppose him, and bringing great fortune to his tribe.

Ifyou can reincarnate ortransmigrate into acultivation novel world and you have achoice, would you beaprotagonist, anantagonist, aside character, oramob character?And what would you doifyou are aware that you're acharacter inacultivation novel?Mao Miaomiao, a60-year-old retired professional MMA fighter got transmigrated into amysterious cultivation world with modern technologies. Hefound himself inhis youthful body, and hegot asystem asabonus.Cliche, right?[You have received new quests][Kill anative protagonist.][Kill areincarnated protagonist.][Kill atransmigrated protagonist.][Kill aregressed protagonist.][Kill atime-traveled protagonist.][Kill aresurrected protagonist.][Failure Penalty: Death.]From amob character toavillain mob, from avillain mob toavillain boss, from avillain boss toasecret character, the system forced Mao Miaomiao toevolve and hunt every protagonist inthis world.

The Final Haven Kingdom.The last known habitable place for humans. Protected by it's faithful Knights, it's walls were destroyed and rebuilt over and over again, signifying it's strength and unwillingness to bow down before the forces of evil.Raven, a young man who's soul returned back in time with his memories intact, what are the changes that he will bring to prevent the kingdom's destruction?Join his adventures along with his family, friends and his lover to find out what is his own Way of being a Knight.

Xu Zifan climbed to the top circle from the slums, and eventually became a boss level figure, who knew that once he crossed, he became a male cannon fodder!However, it doesn't matter, he still wants to be the Big Boss, and whoever doesn't have eyes will be turned into a slag in seconds!An idol was destroyed by a reborn woman? Start a company to cherish you!The real daughter of a rich family despises the childhood sweetheart? It doesn't matter. I'll have more fun with the fake daughter~A slag father gave his property to the half-brother? Give at will How does bankruptcy feel, President?Should strive in every life to be the Big Boss! - Description from Novelupdates

Over a million years ago, the first human contracted with the first Spirit. Ever since then, Spirit use has become commonplace. Humans used Spirits to carry items and start fires. Eventually, even start wars. Thousands upon thousands of years past and one day, one human did the impossible. He transcended his mortality and ascended to the realm above.

A Certain President: Did you lay an egg? Have you lost your egg? Ji XiaoYu: No, we lost our egg! According to the legend of Jianghu, rooster eggs can have a great effect as a elixir. If eaten by ordinary humans, they can prolong their life, while if eaten by spiritual beasts, they can greatly increase their power. One year after the pheasant spirit, Ji XiaoYu, entered the land of humans, he suddenly laid an egg, but he couldn't remember who the other father of the egg was. While working hard to earn money to save up for powdered milk and having to also protect the small egg from all sorts of bad characters, this pheasant's life is really difficult. Unfortunately, there is also a careless belly black husband entangled with him all day long, irritating this little master to depend on him, is he not afraid! Joke title: "My Partner Laid an Egg and Then He Lost It; Asking Online: How Is This Possible, etc., It's Urgent!"

The original novel of Netflix's hit drama Accidentally in LoveChen Qing Qing is the daughter of a wealthy family, desperately wanting to avoid an arranged marriage and find love on her own terms. On the day of the wedding, she flees town and heads out to enroll in the same college where her parents studied, hoping to find out more about their death. She changes her appearance and name in an effort to hide her true identity and does her best to blend in with her classmates. Her desk-mate in school turns out to be the famous singer, Si Tu Feng, whom she's already had multiple run-ins with. The two don't start off on the right foot, quarreling constantly and causing each other trouble. But could there be more between them? Thus starts Qing Qing's quest for answers about her parents' death and a chance at real love.

Ye Xiao was a superior cultivator in his previous life. The three factions of the realm kill millions of people every time they attempt to seize cultivation resources. Wealthy towns turn to wastelands in just a single night. They cover up their crime with an assertion that the towns were suffering from pestilence and disasters.

Li Yu transmigrated to a world of the cultivation and martial arts. He became the head disciple of a low-ranking sect.

Shen Huai was abandoned by his artists, and took over one who no one was optimistic about net black newcomer Ye Cang. Ye Cang caught fire all over the country. Everyone else thinks it's Shen Huai tune. Only Shen Huai knows. His artist is a superstar reborn. Later, Shen Huai gathered again-"the legendary film queen of the period of the Republic of China," the unsurpassed "Golden supporting role" in the history of China, "the Queen of Love songs popular all over the country in the Last Century," and "the greatest superstar in a hundred years." he breathed a sigh of relief: I don't have to go back and inherit tens of billions of dollars

Li Yao, a retired assassin, woke up one day to find herself transmigrated to ancient times and became a famous shrew far and wide.With hands on her hips, she wailed loudly. Villagers called her the bane of ghosts, and even dogs would circle around when they saw her.She had four children, her husband had passed away, and it was a disastrous year, leaving them poor as church mice.Fortunately, River Bay Village was nestled against a big mountain, with wild chickens, wild boars, wolves, tigers, herbs, spices, corn, sweet potatoes, potatoes it seemed to have everything.Rely on the water to eat, and rely on the mountain.With her skills that exceeded the times, Yao Li quickly became the wealthiest person in River Bay Village.She was determined to stick to her original aspirations retire and live out her remaining years in peace.But as a widow, there were many things at her doorstep.Her maiden family coveted her wealth; local ruffians lusted after her beauty; the magistrate admired her talents; the prefect wanted to rely on her to build up his political achievements; the scholar admired her literary talent; the chancellor respected her breadth of knowledgeWave after wave, wearing down her doorstep.Even a Prince was amazed by her, finding all kinds of excuses to frequently visit and neglect his palaces.Li Yao adapted to the circumstances, sparring back and forth, just wishing her retirement life would remain undisturbed.But unknowingly, the world was changing because of her.

With so many people in the entertainment industry, the most unpleasant thing for Ye Chen is Ren Jing's hypocrisy. Ren Jing looks polite and amiable, but Ye Chen couldn't listen to half a sentence he says.