Comedy Novels - Page 2

In the depths of a newborn universe, a cultivator takes advantage of the abundant energy to refine himself a treasure. But after 14 billion years of refining and quite a few more to go, he decides to entertain himself by releasing countless systems and watching how the creatures of this fledgling universe handle them.On Earth, a young man, lost and confused about what to do with his life, sits in a park and looks up at the night sky. A shooting star, a wish and a bang. When the boy finally wakes up he hears a sound, "assimilation complete. Launching System. Welcome to the Midnight Inn. Host Designation: The Innkeeper."

"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.]"What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..."[7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.]"You're forcing me to die!" Facing annihilation, I had no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists. That's how my boring student life became filled with craziness and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are these guys all insane?"Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women.Additional Tags: weak to strong, supernatural, fantasy, funny, dungeon, face smacking, bloodlines, modern, harem, r-18, litrpg,magic, cultivation, martial arts, shameless protagonist, parody, satire, succubus, netori, adult, ecchi, sex, hidden gem, drama, wuxia, adventure, mature, school life, seinen, princess, billionaire, werewolves, xuanhuan, erotic, erotica, romance, revenge, polygamy, psychological, r18, 18, 18+, smut, hentai, comedy, light novel, alchemy, system.*If you're wary of reading originals, I assure you that I'm a native English speaker and you'll find the writing here to be at a professional standard.RELEASE SCHEDULE: 1 new chapter posted every day by 12 pm Est/12 am GMT+8. Bonus chapters don't have a set time, but if there are some pending, on per day is posted for 2 chaps/day total.Join the Discord of 1500+ readers for character art: https://discord.gg/VSKzgzV8J9 (case-sensitive)If you'd like to make a Paypal donation to support the cultural cause of the novel and author: https://bit.ly/3lU4xD1A big shounen thank you for the anime/manga cover character to https://www.deviantart.com/kirayamato74 and https://www.deviantart.com/gigamessy

[The Demon King is Dead], a story in which the Demon King got immediately killed in the Prologue. I became the Demon Prince' of said novel.Help me.

Eren Idril died as an old, decrepit, and piss-poor adventurer by the maws of a D-Rank monster. He had a lot of unfulfilled dreams and desires that couldn't see the light of the day after the light in his own eyes died down.But fortunately for him and unfortunately for the world, that wasn't his end. Eren was somehow dived back in time when he was a mere teen, attending Lionheart Academy for adventurers.When life gives him a second chance, Eren decides to exploit it to its fullest. Experience his vile deeds as he partakes in them without feeling the slightest bit of hesitation.

....*Lemons? - In excess!!!**V's? - Of course yes!!**Plot? - Divine!![Stop right here cultured bros and sis. Hope you are skillful with holding your phone in one hand? Because I bet ya, you'll need to, lol]..."Put some pants on, your d**k is staring at me" the lady in white heavenly transparent attire said to Alex. Alex looked around trying to figure out if truly this was heaven and if he had died. He wasn't all too sad about it because at the end, if heaven had naked women walking around, then it did live up to the hype."You are dead but it's a bit complicated. You see, I know a way you can go back, but I can't guarantee you'd get what you want. Do you want to go through with being reborn?" The lady with the alluring body said to Alex. With every word escaping her kissable lips, Alex listened with keen attention. Of course he would, for all he knew, he was basically staring at a god's p*ssy. That alone had beat all the accomplishments of his life time."Yes, I'll do it," Alex agreed to being a subject of the lady's experiment knowing fully well it could be the end of him.******Alex Riley, a man in his late thirties whose life changed into a nightmare when he caught his wife cheating with his boss. Frustrated, Alex left his apartment but little did he know he was living his life behind as a terrible accident occurred that lead to his boss and wife dying.Alex is pinned down for the death of the two. Alex now having spent about a lifetime in prison finally decides to give into the charms of his prison Warden, Brenda.Brenda had chased Alex for years but finally, she got hold of him. Now engaged in the act with Brenda or as he was about to, Alex discovered Brenda might be too much for him.Alex died a pitiful and ridiculous death. His whole life ended in a flash as he found himself drifting away from Brenda's unrestrained bouncing on him.But second chance awaits Alex and he looks to make good use of it.Now reborn in a new world, Alex finds himself starting over. A new start..a very very different world from the one he knew before.However, Alex runs into the impossible.Alex finds himself in a squabble with a god, the lust god.And of course Alex was defeated but not just that. The lust got made Alex his herald.Now blessed with a system by the lust god, Alex is tasked with the heavy burden of collecting wives. Dear readers! Without any ads, maybe you will prefer .

High school student Misumi Makoto is called into a fantasy world by the god Tsukuyomi, in order to be a hero. However, the Goddess ruling the world isn't as thrilled to have him there, and kicks him to the edge of the world. Tsukuyomi declares that Makoto is free to find his own way after Makoto is abandoned by the other Goddess.

A crunchy and crispy chicken. The stretchy cheese on pizza, and eating ramyeon at 1 in the morning! I only wanted to eat delicious food. So why is my life in danger because of bulimia*?!There's a place where I can fulfill my most cherished dream of eating everything I want!The virtual reality game Athenae!I'm just eating well but isn't this a bit weird?The true value of food(Acquired +1 STR)The stat went up.Note: *Raw says which literally means deficiency in binge eating. I'm assuming this is the Non-purging Type of Bulimia. Dear readers! Without any ads, maybe you will prefer .

Check out my new novel, Manifestation of Dreams'.A young man without an ability in an ability holders' world. Due to the sudden and catastrophic appearance of dimensional gates and rifts. The planet has undergone many changes. Those changes include but not exclusive to awakening abilities in humans. With these Awakened Abilities, the humans were able to fight back against the monsters, beasts, demons, and other creatures that poured out of the gates and rifts. A few decades passed with humanity's survival through countless sacrifices and now, that brings us to our story.Randy, a young man who could not awaken his ability had to not only face the frustration of not being able to awaken his ability but also, the constant bullying of his colleagues at school. A chance meeting will change his fate for the better or for the worse? Only time will tell. Read to find out his rough beginnings and his rise to power and much more.To my new readers: Check below for important info.Chapter 1 8 of the novel is essentially just a prologue of the novel and it does not impact it too much, so you can skip it if you're averse to things like torture or anything that could induce negativity.Then again, I am not saying that chapter 1 to chapter 8 are less important but some readers might not like it as I've discovered. So I thought about putting it here just in case.But if you don't mind checking it out, then go ahead and read from chapter 1 at your own risk.-BMDR.Check out my other novel: Two Worlds: Same But Different!! If you like OP or a tad bit innocent protagonists and a little mystery here and there, then this might be the one for you.

Reincarnated in a fantasy world. All of the novels worth reading here appear to be SAT English problems. So I began writing my own fantasy novels as a hobby to augment my previous job.However, the novel I wrote had an odd ripple effect. That's fantastic as well.

Atage 5, Amon unlocks the unique Fury genetics and iswhat caused his behavior tochange.After living with his grandparents for 11 years helearned tobehave. For reasons hecan't know, his grandparents faked their deaths, and now heneeded tomove.Now hewould have toface anew challenge which was tolive with his mother and stepfather and two twin sisters not linked byblood and gotoschool.

Lee Jin Woo once lived a dismal life.He lived pitifully on a day to day basis in his five-pyeon studio filled with mold.Then, one day, he died in a sudden fire.When he wakes up, he finds himself inside a novel.But there's just one issueHe had become the novel's villain!

An 18-year-old girl who lost her family in an accident, Yamano Mitsuha falls off a cliff one day and transferred to a different world with a civilization level of medieval Europe. Mitsuha who discovered it was possible to go and return to Earth after a deadly fight with wolves decided to live in both worlds.For the sake of security in old age, I will aim for 80,000 gold coins!I will try not to let strange things circulate and distort the progress of the world, but I won't hold back for the sake of my easy life and safety! While carrying three handguns along with words and deeds that appear decent, in her head, Yamano Mitsuha is a sly girl.Making an effort to make money even with a small body that looks like a child to foreigners!Oh, my secrets are too dangerous, you said? It's fine, it's fine! I'll transfer away when push comes to shove!

Rick hardly had any hope to find a girlfriend. There were swarms of beautiful women around him, but no one was actually interested in a dull, boy like him. They didn't even pay attention to his existence.But everything changed when he was handed over a rod. Yes, a metal rod. Carrying that metal rod he had hardly taken a few steps when he was struck by lightening.As he lost consciousness, Rick wanted to beat the shit out of bloody bastard who gave him that rod, but when he woke up, he had a surprise waiting. He got a system which would help him get girls and make him stronger.Read my other story: The Devil's Harem (200+ chapters) Dear readers! Without any ads, maybe you will prefer .

villain-is-bodyguard-of-heroines-poisonous-stepmotherAfter crossing over to the world of an urban novel.Others cross over as the protagonist or the villain's tycoon, but I become a bodyguard.However, it turns out that I am the female protagonist's villainous stepmother's bodyguard, who becomes the villain's minion.In order not to become cannon fodder, Chen Luo decided on the spot to give up the darkness and turn to the light, I am a transmigrator, how can I become a villain, or the villain's most nameless minion.As he was about to quit, the keys to the Bentley and a million yuan bank card were slapped in front of Chen Luo, and the heroine's stepmother looked at him with saucy winks.Only then does Chen Luo realise that she is not looking for a proper bodyguard! Dear readers! Without any ads, maybe you will prefer .

Aldred was a 20-year-old man who killed himself because he couldn't stand how the world treated him.He prayed for a life that he could be grateful for.And unexpected to him, the gods heard his prayer....I welcome you to the world of fantastic imaginations where swords and magic clashed.What to expect: A lot of beautiful girls. OP MC, weak to strong, sucking things. Milk. lots of milk. Adventure. And Comedy.Warning: You might laugh too hard reading this story.Note: This is an adventure story. The 1-10 chap is a prologue of some sort. But I advise you not to skip them, I am sure you will find them hilarious.Note: Will there be milf and incest? Yes, but at the later part of the story. MC has to fight his way to earn these rewards. So follow his journey first.NO NTRNote: The cover is not mine. If you want me to take it down, please ask.

e Xuan transmigrated into a novel world only to discover he is the novel's villain?Moreover, the heroine of this world was aware of the future plot and was preparing to kill him?Danger-!Luckily, he awakened a system that allowed the heroine to see the plot."In order to save you it didn't matter if I was possessed by a devil!"Heroine: He turned into the devil to save me?"Why, you won't listen to my explanation? Being wronged by you is like a sword piercing my heart, it's so cold and painful."Heroine: What, he was wronged?"Your sword hurt me so deeply This life, I will not fall in love with you again."The heroine cried her heart out: No-!!!"Please don't r*pe me. This life, I would rather betray the heavens than betray you!!!!

Government intelligence agencies realized that Konrad, the world'snumber one wife robber, was endowed with a supreme weapon allowing himto turn the purest of maidens into hungry beasts: The Golden Rod!

I fell into a wannabe murim.But apparently martial arts is supposed to be difficult?Hm Is it really that bad?

Draco had risen to the top of the world through his exploits in the legendary FIVR game, Boundless.

As the original heroine in the novel, Lin Yueqi's life was made a complete mess by the traitorous female side leads: her top millionaire husband wanted to divorce her, her daughter became a villain, and the internet users wanted her to leave the entertainment industry. Female side lead #1 brought her own magnificent and beautiful traitorous persona. Female side lead #2 transmigrated over and became the villain's mother. Female side lead #3 was even more extreme In the end, her career and family were ruined and she died from excess of anger.Lin Yueqi transmigrated to before the nightmares began, but she only had her memory up to when she was 17! She was dumbstruck. As an unfavorable heroine, Lin Yueqi found it more important to survive. She decided to give up her daughter and her top millionaire husband and retreat to being a stranger, staying far away from the goldfinger female side leads! She spread rumors of her loveless marriage with her husband and how she picked up a child in order to swindle herself into a marriage. She decided to squander her luck with strangers and believed that she could almost successfully retreat from the heroine position when the negative news about her on the internet were cleared! Her husband, Lu Ting, came looking for her with their daughter, saying sternly, "Madame Lu, we have a loveless marriage? That's not what you were saying when we were in bed."Her daughter pursed her lips and sobbed, patting her stomach with her chubby hands. "Mummy, you said that you picked me up! This bun's heart is aching!"Lu Yueqi glanced at the little girl who hugged her stomach while crying, causing her heart to ache as well. Heh. How could she have given birth to such a cunning little girl?! She must've picked her up! She refused to be the stepmother!

"Why is this [Summoning Card: Goblin] wearing a mask?""Because it's a Goblin Gangster!"

At the age of 15, He Jin found himself a "husband" in an online game, their love was filled with loving affection and sweetness. However, because his study was being interfered with, his parent cut off the internet, he didn't even have a chance to say goodbye and had to disappear from the game.

A world where taming monsters is the mainstream to survive. Cloud, an orphan from the slums, suddenly recovered his memories of a previous life. A man living on modern Earth, and an avid fan of sexy monster girls.Running away from the constraints of his current life and starting anew, he decided to throw away his name and live as just "Will". Dear readers! Without any ads, maybe you will prefer .

Born into a dirt poor mining family, Karl only had one chance to get ahead in life, the annual elite recruitment day. On their final day of middle school, every student in the Golden Dragon Nation was given an experimental injection to awaken their affinity with magic.Those few who succeeded would become the Elite, the leaders and idols of the nation, blessed with incredible magical powers and respected by all. Those who did not would return to their normal lives of hard work and low wages, just doing the best they could.But with the nation surrounded by enemies, both humans and monsters, how long would these peaceful days of magical idols last?Follow the story of Karl as he awakens a unique power and strives to become the world's first Legendary Beast Master.

[System] + [Cub] + [Gourmet] + [Supporting Female Character] + [Livestream]Shen Wei bound herself to a super kindergarten system and returned to her villainous childhood period.The future computer genius who would destroy the world was currently just a stubborn little darling suffering from domestic violence.The future renowned autistic painter who would later commit su*cide had not yet been mol*sted by her stepfather.The future highly intelligent criminal with an antisocial personality disorder was currently fighting dogs for a mealeverything could still be remedied.Shen Wei found each of these children one by one and brought them back to the kindergarten, nurturing them with care.After going live on the internet, the kindergarten became a hit!"Which kindergarten teaches high-level math and calculus?""The kindergarten cafeteria serves a full imperial feast for lunch? It's still early, let me sleep a little longer.""Did I see that right? The kindergarten's game room has the most advanced games on the market. Um, are they accepting 300-month-old babies?"Before long, everyone flocked to it like a craze.The once most high-end bilingual kindergarten in the city, which was previously deserted, now left the principal tossing and turning all night: "She must be insane!"

A man betrayed by a comrade dies a wretched death as a third rate swordsman. His existence, his life, his emotions are all a nuisance in the eyes of society. But wait What's this green skin? Reincarnated as a goblin? Wait, I went back in time as well?

"So.you're saying you don't want to marry me? Why? Didn't you want this to happen?" The man asked in a cold voice as he tried to control his raging emotions. He is the Crown Prince of the country and is destined to become Emperor one day. When all the nobles and aristocrats want to marry off their daughters to him, this woman wants to break off their engagement? Is she nuts? Is she mocking him? Oris this a new scheme of hers to gain his attention? Because there is no way she will want to break this political marriage with the Royal Family. She is a power-greedy and scheming woman after all. The girl noticed the suspicious and detesting expressions of the man but answered curtly with a polite smile, " Your Highness, The reason is simple. It's because I don't want to die!" Just break it off ya brat! She scowled inwardly. The man was lost at the mysterious words of the woman sitting in front of him. Is she trying to pull another scheme? Yeah. I definitely lost my mind.' The girl showed a pretentious smile while looking at the icy cold expressions of the man and cried inwardly. Marrying this man means giving her neck to him on a fancy plate. Which idiot would happily jump into this?..... Not me! Become a villain? Bish, I'd rather write my own fate!

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other Fellow Daoist' and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. And even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called monster dog'. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques.However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed

Liu Xuefeng was a normal boy who had it all planned: get to the same university as his best friend Tianshi and win her love, spending the rest of his life with her.

College Freshman Chu Tian suddenly obtained a special ability his body would automatically transform according to the comments made by others.