Comedy Novels - Page 22

"I love you, despite the danger signs."

Can you get used to dying? Not really.When a particular universe was born, its seven primordial Concepts acquired an ego. Omniscient and omnipotent, they seek since to enrich their home. To do so, they plunder other universes, capture young civilizations and plagiarize ideas. Many monsters, gods, civilizations, and races are competing for the eighth throne.Eons later, it is Earth's turn to be torn away from its Sun.Humanity begins its integration by participating in a Tutorial. Priam has the luck and the misfortune to finish the Tutorial first. Luck because his reward is a form of pseudo-immortality. Misfortune, because as the champion of his civilization, he is transported to Elysium, the most dangerous world created by the Concepts. Nine out of ten champions lose their lives there on their first day. Fortunately for Priam, he has many lives.

[The Absolute Dweller]Absolute Dweller's Declaration (Passive) Level 1No one can invade the dwelling space without the Absolute Dweller's permission.Surviving thanks to awakened skills, there was, however, one problem: "Ah, damn."[The Absolute Dweller cannot leave the dwelling space.]That's right, the inability to step outside the home.

Ye Sui has been transmigrated into a book and became the venomous villain. And because she looked a little similar to the white lotus female protagonist, she was regarded as a replacement by the male protagonist. Ye Sui was also married to the main character's third Uncle, Chen Shu, who was jinxed to ruin the life of whoever marries himImmediately after she got transmigrated, she became the malicious and conceited villainess with a husband named Chen Shu, who was about to divorce her. Ye Sui could see ghosts, however, as soon as she touched Chen Shu, the ghosts would disappear.Chen Shu, who was preparing for divorce,was shocked upon his return to his home. As his wife suddenly hugged his thigh and begged, "No divorce, even if you beat me to death I will not sign the divorce paper."Chen Shu: ""It was rumored that Ye Sui has a hard life. She married Chen Shu, a good for nothing husband who escaped death at the age of 30. But this sickly husband of hers actually had tens of billions of dollars in wealth.Ye Sui almost believed that her life is doomed until she slowly realized it.Her husband is omnipotent and the family is getting richer and richer.That Tea is actually a priceless antique tea..A replica vase in Tang Dynasty was actually authenticShe soon found out her husband, Chen Shu, was a super rich and invisible wealthy man.

Madeline Celeste d'Aumont is the first daughter of Duke Aumont and Duchess Louise-Marie d'Aumont who has been engaged to the Second Prince of Pays Des Abrutis since she was a child. The Second Prince decided to marry a woman closer to his own age and broke off the engagement to Madeline who was left with a broken heart and a reputation as being an unwanted woman even before she was an adult. The Duke decided to help his daughter regain her confidence and reputation by sending her to the Academy de L'chec.Ito Aoi was the son of a Kendo master who ran a dojo in downtown Tokyo. One day while crossing the street to get some Yakitori, Aoi was hit by a delivery truck and woke up as the trash first son of Duke Montfort, Guy de Montfort. Duke Montfort also sent his son to Academy de L'chec only Aoi instantly recognized that he was now living in the world of an Otome Game that his sister loved to play and talk about all the time. Aoi recognizes that Madeline is the villain from the game. Aoi also recalled his sister saying that Madeline was terrible in the game, but is she really?

At the age of 12, Shen Yue accidentally fell into a pond while feeding fish. That's when she realized that her parents were not her real parents, and her five brothers were not her real brothers either. She was just a fake heiress to the Shen family!Knowing she was destined to lose everything, Shen Yue decided to just lie down and give up. If she was going to lose it all anyway, she might as well just lie down and relax."Big brother, is working at the company fun? Let me check it out," she thought, wanting to enjoy the perks of being a Shen daughter while she still could. Those luxuries would be out of reach soon enough."Second brother, is acting fun? Let me give it a try," she schemed. What? They pay you just to lie still like a corpse? This is a job she had to get!"Third brother, is that gun realistic? Let me see," she said, examining the firearm. Not bad, though the recoil is too strong. She'd need to find a smaller one to play with next time."Fourth brother, will the teachers be mad if I sneak into your research institute? Let me take a peek," she plotted, eyeing her handsome professor. A little hugging wouldn't hurt!"Fifth brother, that medicine you're working on smells nice. Mind if I try a little taste" she asked casually before sampling it. Tastes good! But now my head feels itchyI better not be growing a brain!On the day the real heiress returned, Shen Yue's five brothers shielded her behind them. "Dear sister, can we keep her with us? She's a bit slow, it'd be dangerous for her out there alone."The true heiress scoffed coldly, masking her sly intentions beneath a guise of innocence.But in the end, she realized this Shen Yue really was quite dim-witted. Oh well, might as well let her stay.

After the Catastrophe, every rule in the world was rewritten.

"Boss. Aren't you too greedy? You are selling this husky mutt for 500,000?"A cute girl in a ponytail held a husky puppy, whose eyes looked exceptionally wise, in her arms as she glared at Lin Ye. Her gaze was accusing him of being a dishonest trader.Lin Ye explained, "Miss, I have to formally inform you: this is not a husky mutt."The girl retorted, "Don't you dare trick me.""I'm serious. It has the bloodline of Cerberus. Its potential is limitless."The girl was stunned by Lin Ye's words.After pondering for a moment, she realized that what he said was absurd. Agitated, she yelled, "Are you sure? I don't believe it!"Lin Ye gestured at the husky in her arms as he said, "Little fella, get down and show your future owner what you can do. Go!""Woof!"The girl shrieked in horror as she witnessed the little husky spit out a fireball the size of a fist.Many years later, Lin Ye has crowned the Father of Beast-taming of the Blue Planet. When he was interviewed, he said forlornly, "It all started with a husky mutt."At the same time, in a mansion, a gigantic red dog with three heads sneezed. Then, it barked at the television before it."Woof!"

Su Xue, a woman in her mid 20s, is struggling both in paying rent and finding her path in life. Her latest stint has her trying to become a popular League of Legends streamer, though to poor results. One day, she is interrupted in the middle of a livestream by a surprise visit from her landlady. She is informed that she will be having a new roommate. The landlady's nephew, Lin Feng, a 18 year old boy who has just transferred over to Shanghai for his last year of high school.Though initially opposed to it, Su Xue reluctantly agrees to the arrangement. She learns that the two share a common interestLeague of Legendsand that he's really amazing at the game. Lin Feng also reveals to her he wishes to become the best professional League of Legends player in the world. The next day. Lin Feng attends his first day of school as a transfer student at High School 13. He meets Ouyang and Yang Fan, and the trio find a common passion in League of Legends. Lin Feng is then introduced to Ren Rou, the president of the esports club with a fiery personality, and Tang Bingyao, a quiet bookworm with a love for money and a surprising talent for the game.A little about Lin Feng's past is revealed. He was a once pro player, the youngest in history and a contender for the best player in the world. Until the finals of the Season 1 World Championship. There, he lost to his arch-rival, an equally brilliant Korean youth. That was the peak of his career, and also the turning point in his life. He stepped down from his team and disappeared from competitive play altogether. Now, after a four year long hiatus, he aims to make a comebackOver the next couple of weeks, Lin Feng learns about the upcoming Shanghai 16 School Tournament, and that his school's esports club had performed especially poorly the previous year. He agrees to coach the club's team and help them win the first place trophy this year. And so, he starts the members of the club out on an intense training bootcamp.Meanwhile, the Season 5 League of Legends World Championship is taking place at around the same time. Tian Tian, one of Lin Feng's former teammates and best friend, is on one of the Chinese teams playing at Worlds. After a poor showing, he is on the verge of a mental breakdown. Lin Feng witnesses everything in a viewing party with the esports club members and becomes worried.On the day of the Shanghai 16 School tournament, Lin Feng reunites with Tian Tian on the phone. He tells Tian Tian he's going to return to the professional scene, that he's making a new team and plans to invite him. But Tian Tian has to vow not to give up at Worlds and keep winning. Tian Tian agrees, and Lin Feng promises he'll fight alongside him. Lin Feng then heads into his match with renewed resolve, to climb from the bottom all the way back to the top, and overcome the rival that defeated him so many years ago.

As soon as she fell into the world of beastmen, a leopard forcibly took her back to his home. Indeed, Bai Qingqing is at a complete and utter loss. The males in this world are all handsome beyond compare, while the women are all so horrid that even the gods shudder at their sight. As a first-rate girl from the modern world (she's also a quarter Russian), Bai Qingqing finds herself sitting at the center of a harem filled with beautiful men at the very peak of existence.

Meet Jon Dare, your everyday's 25 years old whose life changes (ends) when he played the latest installment of Skyrim, "TESV Skyrim FDVR". He overloaded his game with all the mods he could fit together to the point of his brain getting fried. When he opened his eyes, he was in "Honorhall Orphanage" in the city of Riften. He was reincarnated in his favorite game 19 years before the start of the game's events. Armed with future lore knowledge; full potential in Magic, Combat and Voice; Overpowered Parents and a Cat; the Nord kid will set out from Riften to find himself becoming a Hero way before the start of the game events.

Three years into Qin Yu's marriage, his wife and in-laws all hated him.

Transmigration + Sweet Petting + Overbearing PresidentBeautiful Lady of Capital Circle vs. Noble Abstinent Prince of Capital CircleFantasy, please don't overthink it!Synopsis: In a certain male-oriented novel, the male lead Chi Yu is the prince of the Capital circle. He has been blessed since childhood, gathering little brothers all the way until he finally becomes the world's richest man.During Chi Yu's journey of leveling up and defeating enemies, there must have been cannon fodder villains who get faceslapped by him. The transmigrator Song Luoqiu finds that her brother, Song Luosheng, is that biggest villain.Song Luosheng is a young master of a prestigious Capital family, same age as the male lead. The two grew up together in the same courtyard. Song Luosheng matches the male lead in looks, abilities and more, but has been ruthlessly suppressed into second place ever since childhood. He sees the male lead as his biggest rival. After continuous failures in his fights against the male lead, Song Luosheng's personality becomes distorted and he tries to harm the male lead, only to finally be killed by him!Song Luoqiu has always wanted to save her brother from the fate of a villain. On the other hand, the male lead already wants to call her brother "brother" too.After some time, Song Luoqiu awkwardly says to Chi Yu: "That's my brother, you know."Chi Yu bows to Song Luosheng: "Brother."Song Luosheng grabs his head in agony: "I refuse this marriage!"When Song Luoqiu gets intimate with Chi Yu, she's not serious about it. But Chi Yu feels extremely happy every day. His little brothers seem to have noticed something and ask: "Boss, do we have a sister-in-law now?"Chi Yu doesn't deny it. Soon, the news that Chi Yu has a girlfriend spreads through the circle. Upon hearing it, Song Luoqiu instantly blocks him. What a scumbag!Not long after, Chi Yu finds her with slightly red eyes, "Song Luoqiu, are you tired of me now?"

What do you think would happen when a mean and cranky bitch was suddenly thrown into a new world with no fault of her own? At least that is what she chose to believe.A new world where she would be dubbed as a "Villainess".The hardest to impress and scariest judge on the national talent search show, The Dreamer' had now transmigrated to an old historical world. One with no internet, no cell phone and worst of all no women's rights! A strong-willed woman who had an opinion about everything was now stuck in a land where her thoughts did not matter.Not only did she have to live her new life, adapting and mending her ways to survive in this world but also she had to do it in the body of a mere child?"You think that by dropping me in this backward ass world, I'm going to approve of your work?" A young Yvonne yelled as she stared at the bright morning sky."Dream on!" She flipped her middle finger and walked away with her head held high.The God watching her from high up in the sky almost puked blood when he saw her disrespectful actions.'Looks like my punishment wasn't enough!' He growled causing the clouds to darken and thunder to rumble in the skies.Years later,"Just be a good girl and follow everything he says. You will belong to him after all." Said the woman who sat by her side, gently caressing her hands. 'What did this lady just say? Hmph Yvonne St. Claire belongs to no one!' Though her thoughts were rebellious, she still submissively nodded her head in agreement. 'Let's see who will belong to whom!' Yvonne lowered her head to hide the sparks of fury in her eyes.Come, witness Yvonne's journey as she strives hard to dodge the obstacles that stand in her way of leading a normal and peaceful life.But will she be able to succeed when the heavens, particularly a certain God has different plans for her?

After 2000 years has passed, the ruthless demon lord has just been reincarnated! But his aptitude at an academy for nurturing candidates for demon lords is, "Inept"!?Having the capability to destroy humans, elementals, and gods, after a long period of countless wars and strife, Arnos the demon lord became sick and tired of all that and longed for a peaceful world, so he decided to reincarnate to the future.However, what awaited him after his reincarnation is a world too used to peace that his descendants became too weak due to a huge weakening in magical powers.Arnos enrolled in the Maou Academy established to find any students that might be the demon lord's reincarnation, but his powers are too extraordinary that those in the academy couldn't properly judge his powers, so he's regarded as an "Inept student". Being underestimated and avoided by most people there, he recruited a girl friendly to him, Misha, as his subordinate and comrade, and strives to climb to the top of the demon race hierarchy to one day reclaim his former title and status.

A spin-off of the various works of Kamachi Kazuma. One day, Kamijou Touma (A Certain Magical Index) faced yet another misfortune. His toilet was broken and spraying water everywhere. As he was lamenting his misfortune, suddenly he appeared in a strange place along with Index and Misaka. Soon enough, more strange people begin appearing Includes: A Certain Magical Index Heavy Object The Zashiki Warashi of Intellectual Village The Circumstances Leading to Waltraute's Marriage A Simple Survey / A Simple Monitoring Killer Princess and Deep End

Saying 5000 year-old-dragon has an impressive ring to it, yet that dragon was an extremely harmless, herbivorous being. However, because of his uselessly giant figure and scary appearance, he was mistaken for the Demon King's executive and provided by the nearby village with a sacrificial maiden. Fundamentally cowardly and timid dragon tried to send her away, but the extremely enthusiastic sacrifice didn't want to give up. Inevitably, he lied: "Okay, I just ate a small portion of your soul, so you can go back already", but the maiden with outrageous assumptions has misunderstood that she became the dragon's kin. Then, out of all things, she began to manifest strange power on the basis of her wrong assumptions in turn, the helpless dragon, by some mistake started a rebellion against the Demon King. Rebellion or whatnot, he wasn't even his subordinate in the first place.

If Ke Xun could do it again, he would have never left his house to go out and flirt with guys, even if it would mean getting beaten to death.Weren't they supposed to have just been taking shelter from the rain in a museum and looking at some erot*c paintings while they were at it? Whydid they enter the world inside a painting?!Mu Yiran: Every single one of us is acting out a role in the painting.Ke Xun's eyes lit up: How do we get into an erot*c painting?Mu Yiran gave him a long, drawn-out look: Shut your eyes and lie down. Dear readers! Without any ads, maybe you will prefer .

At the movie premiere, a curious reporter notices the marks on Xia Siyu's neck. "What's that?"Xia Siyu flicks her hair carelessly. "A mosquito bit me."After returning home, Bo Yan pins her against the wall, his voice teasing yet dangerous."A mosquito? Do I need to bite you again?"Xia Siyu gains weight easily and is always fat shamed with words like being "as fat as a pregnant woman". One day, she is mocked so harshly that she appears on the top searches. While everyone thinks of it as another joke, the movie star, Bo Yan, replies unexpectedly, "Thank you for your well wishes! Our baby is already three months old."

I was a 28-year-old researcher in Japan, and before I knew it, I have been reincarnated in a fantasy world. Furthermore, I had a half-spirit father and a spirit mother. An aunt who is deeply attached to father, cousins who are problem children. Girls who cause awkward situations as in an otome. Furthermore, in order to gain the affection of a love interest, a cousin even had a word battle with a king! I am very busy helping humans as well as spirits! And when I find people who are targeting my father, I'll crush you. The cheat protagonist deters those who aim at her family. This is such a story.

Corporate slave Reiji went to another world one day, made one rank higher potions, and li~ghtly made a killer profit! He used that money to open a drug store, and troubled people who heard the rumors came over Eyedrops for an elf troubled over his failing bow aim! Cough syrup for the dragon that unintentionally releases his dragon breath! Reiji makes medicine for troubled people, enjoying his leisurely slow life in a rural city.

She barged into his office, ignoring the secretary who was trying to prevent her. He looked up from his files and frowned to see the girl who just barged into his office. " What are you doing here?" He asked her coldly. She smirked proudly and flipped her hair back and said, " What do you think I am doing here? I am hungry, take me out for lunch." He knitted his brows, " Why would I? Didn't I already pay the compensation? I have zero obligation to feed you. So go away." The corners of her lips turned into an evil smirk, " Do you think that you can get away from me that easily? Tsk, tsk. Mr. Han, you have really underestimated me." " I will hunt you down even if you try to hide away from me in a faraway mountain." ... Jiang Yue is a member of the most popular and powerful girl group who has lived her life with fame and glory. But what happens when she suddenly dies due to an accident and wakes up in the body of a hidden heiress of the Gu family?..... Xu Nuan is an obedient and timid girl who suddenly becomes sharp-tongued, bold, and fearless after the accident. Can the people who have always looked down on her accept her strong and fearless attitude? Han Zihao, President of Han Corporations was known for his cold and unmatched aura was forced to yield in front of the stubborn girl who jumped in front of his car. How will he be able to react to Xu Nuan's fierce and spirited influence?

Sakimori Kagami plays a VRMMORPG called Arch Earth Online. He is a veteran player with the name and appearance similar to an elderly bearded wizard from a certain book about a ring.One day he purchases an appearance change item as a last resort to spend expiring currency and gets the idea of choosing what he would want to look like if his character was ever a girl.Falling asleep should have suspended the game, but Kagami wakes up still online and feels the game has has gotten a bit more realistic. Did Arch Earth Online finally get a long-awaited update?

Noda Sagiri is the only girl in her karate club, she has little feminine attributes but has a hidden talent in making sweets. On a whim she decided to bring her handmade cookies to her club, but after one of the idols of the school Michel Franois tasted her cookie he suddenly declared "I must meet with the girl who made these cookies!". The search for the cookie maker began, however it seems that no one would come to expect that Sagiri is the one who made them.

Have you ever thought about having acool system atyour disposal? What would you doifyou suddenly received asystem that can help you achieve anything? Would you gosave the innocents and damsels indistress oruse itfor your own advantage?This isthe story ofanormal human (well, not very normal) who crossed over toanother world with such asystem under his command. But the question is, who's controllingwho? Isthe system under his command orthe other way around?What was the origin ofthis system? Why did itchoosehim? What's waiting for him inthe future? Ahero isonly asgood ashis villain? Sowho isthe villain for our hero? Lots ofquestions right?Jump right into the book and see the answers for yourselves.

After living peacefully for eons and eons on Earth, humans have achieved many great things and become the strongest race in the world by far. Nothing could rival them and no one can take that position from them.That was until one day, out of nowhere, a gigantic entity appeared in space right above Earth and from that point on, everything changed. Terrifying creatures of all kinds and shapes suddenly appeared in every corner of the world, armed with strength that far exceeded anything humans had ever seen.The world was thrown into chaos and surviving became the most important aspect humans could think of.***Talon Everhart, a half-korean university student was living his life normally before everything happened. However, when things happened, Talon found himself facing the great threat that is this new world filled with crazy and nightmarish abominations, greedy humans that seek survival even if it is at the cost of other's lives, and a mysterious woman that appeared in front of him unconscious.His journey in this world and whatever lies beyond it begins![Ding!][Dimension Link has been created with Earth. You can now feel the link between you and the Core Dimension.] Dear readers! Without any ads, maybe you will prefer .

As the owner of an ordinary bookstore, Ling PingAn's biggest wish was to muddle through life and do absolutely nothing.

Rakna was not normal. No, unmistakably not. Whether it was his appearance, his personality, his abilities, his identity, nothing about him had ever been banal. Was it his choice? No. He was merely but a tormented soul doing its utmost to live the life it had learned to never enjoy. Would being picked by a glorified universal abductor calling itself a system bring something out of him? Would he finally learn to breathe in the pool of blood that suffocated him? The Harvester does not sow, he only collects. All he has ever known to feel was loss and the only thing he can do is take. He will devour their hearts and drink their blood if it is what it takes.

My whole life, all I wanted was power.I churned the world into rivers of blood and eventually gained the title, "Demon Lord of Strength". However, all this became useless when I lost to a party of heroes.But what can a loser say? As I laid dying, I was forced to listen to the hero's gibberish:"If you are born again, I hope that you will live a kind life!"But huh? When I opened my eyes again, I was back in the past."What do I have to do to live a kind life?"This is the beginning of an ex-Demon Lord's journey to live a kind

I want an S-Rank skill too! I want it so badly, I could die for it![You have awakened an S-Rank skill.][But it only works when you die.]Eh !? WHAT IS THE POINT OF GETTING ONE IF I DIE !?