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NOTE: cover art is a commission done by Ripcorez a fellow author on here and amazing artist. If you like his work, don't hesitate to reach out to him with a request for a commission of your own Samuel Foster would be turning 18 in two weeks. He grew up in a fairly normal low case family home with his parents and two younger siblings. The thing out of the ordinary was he knew for as long as he could remember he would be getting married at 18 to a girl he never had met before due to a promise his family had made. Lena Scarlet, Princess Scarlet was feared by many, respected and loved by everyone near her. Deadly as she was calm, her one annoyance in life was the arranged married he father decided upon before she was born. Being fiercely independent and trained to protect herself, she never felt the need for a relationship or marriage as she fully capable of taking care of all her needs. However, a promise was a promise and whether either of them liked it or not, their parents were at least going to force them to live together before calling the wedding off. Please give the book a chance. I'm not the greatest of synopsis writers, as I am sure some of you can tell and the book may be slow at first due to the setup and lead in. But I promise it will getting more interesting as it goes along. Scene excerpt from the story: "You didn't happen to think it was important to tell before now?! The princess was furious with the other woman. "I.." She paused for a second to swallow, "I never thought that it would come down to this. I promise though that they wouldn't do anything terrible." "They said the same thing to my father.. but they were wrong. I don't trust anyone's word." The princess replied standing up. The more her anger rose, the darker her eyes got. "You should just be fortunate that I am not my father. Do you know what he did when faced with a similar situation?" with no reply, she continued "He killed almost all of them. You could say it was a massacre. Me, I won't got that far, but if anything happens to him, I will personally kill the person who touches him."

Shao Xuan joins a friend in his expedition to a recently discovered archaeological cave. After he picks up an ordinary looking stone he is teleported to a different world and wakes up in the body of a small orphan child. The world he is in now is still in its stone age with primitive tools made of stone and the ways of the people are savage. Savage isn't the only thing special about the people though, because they have superhuman strength, jump higher than trees and punch stones. In short, they are able to cultivate their bodies. Despite all this, it is a real struggle to survive because of the scarcity of food. Together with Caesar, his pet wolf, he tries to survive in this cruel world.

Ye Xiao was a superior cultivator in his previous life. The three factions of the realm kill millions of people every time they attempt to seize cultivation resources. Wealthy towns turn to wastelands in just a single night. They cover up their crime with an assertion that the towns were suffering from pestilence and disasters.

After looking at a handsome man's picture, he has transmigrated into another world. Rong Yi looked up at the sky, speechless. How unlucky could he be to have transmigrated into a loser + sissy's bodyWhat's worse, the original master of this body has been married to a man! And the worst thing isRong Yi takes a deep breath and lowers his head to look at his chest! Flat! Check! Then he pulls open his pants and luckily see his brother' is still there, feeling much relievedHe said to the little cute kid, "What did you say? Say it again."

They said they came from out of nowhere. There were no signs of their arrival nor there were any loud sounds.One day, Humanity woke up and was forced to accept their existence...along with the destruction they brought with them.Ashton West, a orphan and a transmigrator from Earth. He woke up in this near-apocalyptic world without anyone else to rely on aside from himself.Thankfully, he was blessed with a golden finger that came with his transmigration package!Ashton: This world needs a Hero...sadly, I can't be bothered to be one.Ashton: Surely there's someone out there who can fulfill that role. As for me? Well..."Being 'Humanity's Strongest Backer' doesn't sound so bad."***Disclaimer:1. Cover's not mine. Found it online and edited it. This is for temporary use. Hit me up if this is yours and want it to be taken down.2. Don't expect perfection. It doesn't exist.3. I'm not in a race with the other authors. I have my own update schedule. Don't worry, it's frequent enough.All your support will be greatly appreciated.Thanks for checking out my work!

Ji Qingqing was at the end of her rope. When she was on the brink of wretched poverty, she received a system. The system told her; Lu Lixing came from a family that was rolling in money, but he was coming to the end of his allotted lifespan. If she married him, she would gain his enormous inheritance.Lu Lixing was seriously ill. Just as he was about to die, he gained a system. The system told him: Ji Qingqing was young and beautiful. She was rich in vitality. If he married her, he could continue living.Ji Qingqing happily came to Lu Lixing's sickbed.And then, Lu Lixing woke up.***Lu Lixing's friends discovered that after Lu Lixing woke up, not only did this person that had always kept his distance from women gotten married, he spent every day being super clingy towards his wife.Young Lu, can you be a little less embarrassing and act your age? Will you die if you take one step away from your wife?Lu Lixing clutched his chest. His little heart had almost stopped beating because Ji Qingqing had left him for half an hour. He weakly waved his hand. He couldn't be separated from her, not for the rest of his life. She was his life.

The Demon Empire in the universe was reborn and came back! Enemies should kneel down in front of him! Beauties should lie down in front of him!"I am a demon. I enslave gods and immortals! If you don't succumb to me, I will convince you by force!"Ye Feng!

Other people's bad reputation, if not because of themselves, then it's slandered by others. Jing Wan's bad reputation wasn't because of herself, but schemed by her future husband. Hong Yuan's bad reputation wasn't caused by others, but of his own design, only for the sake of marrying the woman he has had eyes on for two lifetimes! One unable to take a bride, one unable to marry. Because he was the number one handsomest man, but she wasn't the number one beauty. So it was still her who has earned? What the hell?

Li Yu transmigrated to a world of the cultivation and martial arts. He became the head disciple of a low-ranking sect.

Over a million years ago, the first human contracted with the first Spirit. Ever since then, Spirit use has become commonplace. Humans used Spirits to carry items and start fires. Eventually, even start wars. Thousands upon thousands of years past and one day, one human did the impossible. He transcended his mortality and ascended to the realm above.

"Your granddaughter claims she likes girls while my grandson is rumoured to be bent so don't you think they are a good match for each other?"

In a world where martial artists reign supreme, strength is everything. Unfortunately, that logic doesn't apply to a certain Florida Man.Refined in the nuclear fallout wasteland, Leo was the strongest mutant alive. He carried an alien artifact, allowing him to exchange his lifespan for modern items. After 50,000 years of solitary life in a humanless world, he collected enough lifespan to transmigrate to another habitable world.Leo was later thrown into a mysterious planet. He soon discovered that his body produced radiation, and it mutated the surrounding plants and grasses. Worrying that he might ruin the beautiful planet, he chose to live in seclusion.Unfortunately, the local population soon discovered his existence, and a misunderstanding ensued.

Yu Dong , a cultivator from the zombie apocalypse transmigrated over to another world after she died fighting a mob of zombies - the moment she opened her eyes , someone told her that her wife was giving birth - Yu Dong was stunned , she hurriedly reached to touch her chest , to check whether or not she was still a woman - the two perky mounds told her she was - instantly she looked at her bottom , she wanted to check whether or not she was a real woman ,' but before she could - she was hauled to where her wife was giving birth - and what she saw made her want to pass out again -Because her wife was a man ! And she didn't have just one wife but three !Yu Dong looked at the man who was groaning on the bed and nearly blacked out- whatever at least she didn't have to chop zombies for living , right ?

The cousin that Jing Huan has been closest to since he was a child was labelled as "the other woman" in a certain popular online game: only after devoting herself did she know that the other party was a jerk with a girlfriend.

Shen Huai was abandoned by his artists, and took over one who no one was optimistic about net black newcomer Ye Cang. Ye Cang caught fire all over the country. Everyone else thinks it's Shen Huai tune. Only Shen Huai knows. His artist is a superstar reborn. Later, Shen Huai gathered again-"the legendary film queen of the period of the Republic of China," the unsurpassed "Golden supporting role" in the history of China, "the Queen of Love songs popular all over the country in the Last Century," and "the greatest superstar in a hundred years." he breathed a sigh of relief: I don't have to go back and inherit tens of billions of dollars

The original novel of Netflix's hit drama Accidentally in LoveChen Qing Qing is the daughter of a wealthy family, desperately wanting to avoid an arranged marriage and find love on her own terms. On the day of the wedding, she flees town and heads out to enroll in the same college where her parents studied, hoping to find out more about their death. She changes her appearance and name in an effort to hide her true identity and does her best to blend in with her classmates. Her desk-mate in school turns out to be the famous singer, Si Tu Feng, whom she's already had multiple run-ins with. The two don't start off on the right foot, quarreling constantly and causing each other trouble. But could there be more between them? Thus starts Qing Qing's quest for answers about her parents' death and a chance at real love.

With so many people in the entertainment industry, the most unpleasant thing for Ye Chen is Ren Jing's hypocrisy. Ren Jing looks polite and amiable, but Ye Chen couldn't listen to half a sentence he says.

As an obscured and transparent slag gamer in the gaming world, Bai Lian Hua (White Lotus) had always been fond of those trash forum posts. Until one day: "White Lotus! Go check out the forum! 233333! You're getting flamed!!!"

Holographic viewing technology allowed audience members to enter a movie and personally experience it for themselves. Naturally, romance movies were the most popular and well-received, while nobody was interested in horror movies.

A Certain President: Did you lay an egg? Have you lost your egg? Ji XiaoYu: No, we lost our egg! According to the legend of Jianghu, rooster eggs can have a great effect as a elixir. If eaten by ordinary humans, they can prolong their life, while if eaten by spiritual beasts, they can greatly increase their power. One year after the pheasant spirit, Ji XiaoYu, entered the land of humans, he suddenly laid an egg, but he couldn't remember who the other father of the egg was. While working hard to earn money to save up for powdered milk and having to also protect the small egg from all sorts of bad characters, this pheasant's life is really difficult. Unfortunately, there is also a careless belly black husband entangled with him all day long, irritating this little master to depend on him, is he not afraid! Joke title: "My Partner Laid an Egg and Then He Lost It; Asking Online: How Is This Possible, etc., It's Urgent!"

Could lust turn into love? *Mature Content.* *This book is not for young readers.* Paula was arranged to marry William although he already had a lover, Lea. Sounded like a cliche arranged marriage story because he planned not to touch his wife and intended to divorce her one day when his lover returned. However, his plan failed miserably. He did not expect that his wife was an aggressive woman and always demanded her rights as a wife. She had him wrapped around her little finger. Finally, William and Paula agreed to live like friends with benefits. They would do fun things in bed, with no feelings attached. Of course, they did it in secret, without telling a word to Lea. In addition, they also agreed to get a divorce one day, when everything was under control. However, things got complicated when Paula and Lea were found pregnant. Who would William choose? Paula or Lea?

Eshwar is the name of the author who transmigrated into his own novel after his death. Eshwar's death was caused by his own magic which he had yet to control. Why? because I didn't think I would seriously die!!!!Anyway.... my novel's protagonist is a selfish person. why you ask? because I wrote him and I wanted him to be like me. Muhahahaha, ha.I reincarnated into my novel!and that to as a villain who dies in the first half, will I stand still and die?Of course not, I may have reincarnated as a villain but its not like I will live like he did.I'll live my life as I want! and kill all the other villains.Why? because I love the world I created, hahaha, ha.... (real reason: I love to fight.), who else will get the chance to look at the world they have created?System I created is messed up for some reason and is doing everything on its own!!???we'll see how it turns out with everything messed up, well(sigh...)Oh, but because i have reincarnated as a villain, I got a new problem and that is,I'm handsome (sparkles), I have to say, handsome people have their own problems.

[This is your typical story where there is a System of unknown origin given to mankind, and the existence of Towers, Dungeons, and Constellations, the known or unknown Gods and Demons' of humanity's collection of myths.]--- --- Ding![Astronomical Event!]An event called 'Emergence of Races' struck the human world where the planet Earth was stretched out like dough causing it to become seven times its original diameter.Various Towers and Dungeons sprouted out of nowhere that caused an earthquake that broke the seismic scale.Billions of humans died in the process that crumbled human society in an instant.--- ---And just like that, Russell Moon reincarnated in the world of his-considered-failure unpublished novel [The Forgotten Swordsman of Ruined Star], sixteen (16) years before the beginning of the Main Story' which was set forty (40) years after the Emergence of Races.And due to that very reason, the existence of 'Untouched and Unknown elements' came back to bite him!'Why did I write that way?'Russell Moon lamented.

Weird stuff keeps happening in my life lately.Like that solar eclipse on that morning, or this dude who says he is my roommate. Oh and that this place that I suddenly found myself in isn't Earth. And even more, I can do magic?I don't know, maybe I have finally gone crazy

Some people find the world to be an awful place while others believe it's an amazing one. Everyone lives their lives differently making each individual different from the next.Azrail finds himself lost on what to believe since he has lived through what seems like hell yet has saw others simply enjoying the life they are given. Even after going through wars, being abandoned, and losing some of the ones he loved he can't find himself to hate the world.The only thing he finds himself hating is himself and others who have put him in unforgiving situations.Join Azrail as he tries to find out who he really is as a person while going through what could be described as hell and trying to search for what makes him happy and surviving whatever this world throws at him. Dear readers! Without any ads, maybe you will prefer .

Emir, a 24-year-old man, finds himself reincarnated as a newborn into a post-apocalyptic world of peril and hardship, where monsters and humans fight an unending battle for survival.He now resides within the very pages of a novel he once reada narrative fated for a tragic conclusion, a narrative that granted him an early death.Diving deeper into the realm of hunters, he unravels layers of the tale that far surpass what he once thought of as a simple novel.He realizes the truth of the massive world he resides in and that he is but a speck of dust under its control.However, he was at least acquainted with the rules of this captivating game before it fully consumed him.Now, no longer content with mere survival, he seeks to dominate over the very fabric of this unforgiving universe.Within its expanse, Ancient Clans, Galactic Federations, and Factions preside over colossal ruins that dwarf the concept of life itself. He ascends through these entities' diminished versions as they leave a mark on his journey. This causes him to grow from the pawn he once was, as he drives himself relentlessly to unravel the boundaries of Aetherthe essence that binds their realityin his pursuit to seize his starless destiny at any cost, earning him the epithet "Prince Of The Fallen." Dear readers! Without any ads, maybe you will prefer .

"Who the hell are you!? What are you doing in my room?" Jennifer shouted when she saw the man sneaking inside her room out of nowhere, just a few minutes before the wedding. Gun was pointed in her direction, straight into her heart with horror evident on her stunned face.A smirk landed on the man's face when he answered back, "You have two options, Ms. Jennifer, either you die at this point orescape with me!" Jennifer Taylor, freshly graduated, was ready to be thrown into an unhappy marriage with the Mafia King of their state, Lucas Smith.Everyone concluded that the man fell for her beauty and mind but nothing was true. No matter how much others tried to convince her but her heart never melted.On the wedding day, she was all ready to execute her plan but suddenly, a mysterious man appeared inside her room, threatening to kill her. Who is he? She is clueless but all she can do is to follow his lead and the adventure he is giving her, to safeguard herself from those who are waiting to take undue advantage out of her.But later in her life, she discovers that whom she considered a threat all along, was her helping hand who tagged along for a very long period.Moreover, with this stranger, she walks on the path of unveiling all the truths that were hidden deep in the grave.*SneakPeak*The man came near her, with a towel wrapped around his abdomen. But her eyes flew to his abs, those perfect figured absA dangerous smirk passed by his lips when he asked, "Like what you see, Ms. Taylor?"Realization drew over her when he caught her lingering gaze on his upper naked body. "What?! No! And don't you have any kind of shame? You're standing in front of an unmarried girl!" "So what? I heard that girls get attracted to men who have good physique. You know it isn't difficult to accept that you like it.." he was still shamelessly provoking her."You!! I'm stuck with a shameless pervert for sure! Go and wear something before I hit you with my hands!" Jennifer was burning in the pit of anger but at the same time, her cheeks burned red. At last, as per her wish, he wore the bathrobe and turned around to come to main point, "What do you wish to ask?""Tell me who changed my bridal dress?" Jennifer asked with a straight face, but Javier didn't look shocked. "Do you see anyone else in this house? If your pretty eyes can, let me know.""Except you, obviously no one else," Jennifer answered in a hurry, but then her eyes turned wide when she realized what she just spoke in front of him.Javier laughed at her innocent expressions, "Bingo! There you have your answer. Who would have changed your clothes except me?"

[WARNING : MATURE CONTENT PG18] This is a book by a love junkie, for love junkies. It revolves around a beautiful redhead with piercing blue eyes who finds herself torn between the man she thought she lost and the man she now has. But this is not just an ordinary love triangle, it's one that involves creatures of old, the nosferatu, the Lycans, the elves and the dwarves. It involves a bloody struggle for liberation, a hard decision between duty to their people, and duties to their hearts, there will be pain, deceit, lust and love, you will experience a roller coaster of emotions as you follow the beautiful redhead's journey from a simple life to one of life changing decisions. With the burden of being cursed with immortality through rebirth, a beautiful redhead spends her life trying to find how to break the curse so she can finally end her lonely existence, all the while shying away from emotional connections of any sort with others in hopes of protecting her heart from the pain of loss. Until she comes across a sweet, kind and loving man who she can't help but fall in love with, but alas, he loses his life and the redhead has to forge on ahead without him, baring the pain, even in her next life, of losing the only man she ever allowed herself to love. She continues her lonely existence until she comes across a man who bares the same rebirth curse of immortality as her, a man who convinces her to open up her heart to love one more time. But what happens when her first love comes back into the picture? What happens when she realizes her curse is due to the fact that she is not even human? Journey with me through the exhilarating tale of romance with a twist. P.S : There are explicit sexual scenes in this book There is some form of reverse harem but love will prevail in the end. There is death and blood The book is set up in a medieval age (yes, soap existed in medieval times) sexual language and profanity is also included *********************************************** "I'm sick and tired of this miserable existence, I just want to end it all. I just want want to die, and to stay dead," Melissa muttered...... Elric inched closer to Melissa and tilted her chin up. "But if you die, who will I spend the rest of eternity with?" Melissa swatted his hand away and got off the bed, the chamber was cold and dark after the fire had died out. She felt the chilling breeze from the window strike her bare skin, sending a wave of shivers down her spine. It was highly likely that she would catch a cold if she kept this up, but she didn't care, disease didn't scare her anymore. "You're just going to have to make due without me your majesty," She responded. King Elric got up and walked over to the beautiful red head. He wrapped his arms around her, feeling the warmth from her body heat up his bare skin. "Isn't such a life worthwhile when you live it with the person you love?" The man asked "Love is pointless if it has no end." Melissa responded coldly. "Even wedding vows end with till death do us part.'"

"When am I getting a new mom? "Maya choked and sputtered on her drink getting herself into a coughing fit while I was quite startled but showed no other reaction other than that. I was expecting it anywayMaya got herself after some moments "You! " She bellowed "That's no way to tal-" I dismissed Maya with a wave of my hand fixing my attention on my dear daughter ."Why? " I asked exuding an authoritative aura with an arrogant smile tugging at a corner of my lipsIsabelle smiled back at me, a fierce determination to win this battle evident on her face "I need a motherly figure ""And? ""Girls just want their mom sometimes ""And? ""Need someone to talk boys stuff with""You can always discuss it with me" I blurted out without even realizing it and the reply I got was an awkward cough from Maya and a death stare from my daughter."Well, we can always compromise on that " I tried minimizing the damage done. Why does it all go south when it comes to boy's stuff?Isabelle stood up abruptly and banged her hand hard against the table almost knocking some dishes over in the process "Just admit it!What makes you think you can be able to handle me in my rebellious teenage years? "I wanted to reply when I heard Maya murmur beneath her breath "As if you aren't rebellious enough now? "I smirked,she was definitely the perfect match for Isabella and I had the perfect plan in mind."So let's say I agree, who do you want for a mother? "I said throwing the ball in her court and hoping she'll make the right choice "Tina? or.....? "Isabelle stared at me skeptically, obviously wondering if I was sincere or playing around. So I focused my intense and get down to business gaze on her and in a few moment, her lips twitch upward in a smirk , as if we were communicating telepathically, she said"I want her" Isabelle announced pointing at an absent minded female entertaining herself with a grilled chicken and quite oblivious to what was going on. I smiled, Isabelle was surely my blood"Fine by me "I agreed knowing just how much Isabelle values promises " I have to keep my own part of the deal then "I excused myself before turning to discover the horror on Maya's face but that didn't stop me, instead I added more fuel to the fire"let's get married"~~~~Maya was never special especially not like her sister Kim who seem to have everything.Nik Spencer a world known professional player, a chronic heartbreaker and the only man immune to love.But fate seems to play a lot of twists as they both cross paths and she ends up being his daughter's Nanny.Will she end up as one of the many women on his bed ?Is Niklaus really immune to love?Well, read to find out.

An accident let him have a special ability to turn back time up to 1 minute. When he said the wrong things in front of his leader, he was able to return back to 1 minute before to correct what he said. During jade stone gambling and there was no jade inside, he turns back time to pick another stone. When the woman he likes met an accident, he can return back to 1 minute before to save her A small fry's rise through the ranks of the government service starts Dear readers! Without any ads, maybe you will prefer .