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I lived my whole life as a s*ave, bound by a leash. But there was one thing that I was able to choose for myself: the place where I would die."Any last words?"My only friend asked me in a calm voice, and I quietly replied as I closed my eyes."Waaaah!"Waaaah?To cut to the chase, I was reincarnated. And not just as anyone, but as my friend's youngest grandson. So, what am I going to do now? Well, what else can I do?"I'm going to cause chaos."

One day, a Tower appeared, and with it a proclamation by God that Humanity is to be judged for becoming too corrupt.RegressionIt's an ability so fraudulent that it doesn't require any detailed explanation.Yes, I also agree that it is a fraudulent ability, butIsn't it too much to regress due to just a slightest injury?

Yoshimura, a average guy, no more ordinary than the next guy, worked in a company and lived a simple life surprisingly had an unexpected death and died.Fortunately his last days were spent spreading happiness around him which spotted him a place at a certain higher degree of power which gave him one extraordinary thing.One Wish, Any WorldSo seeing the generous and crazy offer, Yoshimura, like any other chose to be reincarnated to his favorite novel 'The King's Path' and was successfully reincarnated too.Unfortunately not in the right body."What! I am now in the body of the second villain that would be trampled by my favorite protagonist!""My Beautiful Fiance, a heroine is preparing to invade my place!""My Step-mother seized all of my properties!""My Bodacious Maid looks at me strangely in my sleep!"........."Just how much am I fucked?"....................Well... at the very least I know what will happen later.And the goddess gave me the best talent.[ You have been gifted 'Eyes of Eternity' ][ Sealed Potential Unlocked : Black Hole ]......Wait a second!......................This is my second book.But think of it as my very first because... I'm not that fluent at English, hehe. So please endure the whatever third-rate world grammar I am going to write.

Richard, who was born with a broken body, thought that this medieval world was outrageous enough, with knights, dragons, witches, and giant beasts.But he didn't expect to meet Cinderella right after gaining territory. Her 1.8-meter-long legs were so charming that they could crush people to death.It turned out that this was a fairy tale world, or a dark fairy tale.Without saying anything, Master Richard directly helped Cinderella fill up her puffs.Wait, why does the system prompt that Cinderella is a witch? Or a yandere?The 36D dangerous Little Red Riding Hood, the white and tender Snow White, and the long-sleeping Sleeping Beauty are all witches.Different witches can bring different benefits to the lord Richard.Yeah!The master is going to overthrow the world, establish an empire, collect witches, and fill up!

Thirty Years East, Thirty Years West. Don't you bully the young and poor!Split open the sky!Go against Heaven!Sick and tired of that kind of cultivation quote and troupe? The never-ending long grind that seemed to have one world after another once you supposedly reached the false apexes?Well, it's time to broaden your horizons! You shall now be blessed with the perspective of someone who's at the top of the top: Ye Ming.Someone who had foolishly decided to experience mortal life before realizing how crap it was. It was time to return to his real life."I wasn't born with a diamond spoon, but born with the endgame life." Ye Ming laughed sinisterly. He was the sole Young Master of a family who dominated everything already.Trash cultivation? Trash spiritual roots? Trash background?Sorry, but that ain't Ye Ming!However, he does have one great and relatable trait: procrastination.

"Lin Yunfeng! Stop right there!"Lin Yunfeng gazed back at the speeding figure behind him. Heart racing, he picked up speed and ran through the abandoned corridor."You better stop Yunfeng!!" Ren Muchen growled loudly. The little brat was much faster than he had expected. "This is how you wish to face me after you fucking slept with me? Fine! Run then! Let's see how long you can last,"Panting Lin Yunfeng looked back in panic. "I'm so sorry, it was a mistake. think of it as Stepping on shit. Please forgive me!" he placed a hand on his lower stomach and ran even faster."Watch out!"Yunfeng gazed ahead in surprise. a half-rotten corpse stood in his way. He came to a screeching halt but the slippery floor made it hard for him to come to a complete stop.He fell unceremoniously face down on the ground. "Fuck,"The zombie jumped onto him with its mouth wide open. Its bloody saliva dripped onto his face.Yunfeng held his breath. He had read about this before but this was the first time he had actually seen an undead. It petrified him. Is this how I die?'"Growl," the beast aimed at his neck precisely,Just as he thought his life was coming to an end, a long axe cut through the decayed neck of the Zombie.The heavy zombie fell right on top of him, oozing blood and puss.A hand grabbed him by his collar and lifted him up. "You are not dying, not today, not anytime soon..." Ren Muchen said with a nasty grin/Yunfeng gulped.Muchen peered into his trembling black eyes coldly. "You know why?" because we are having a baby."Yunfeng's hand reflectively went into his tummy. "h-how do you know?""You knew?! Yet you ran!" Muchen laughed coldly and shook him like a rattle. "Take responsibility you bastard, we created a life that day!"y-yes, I'll take responsibility!"

"Kat, you have a tail" said Lily"Look, Lily, it really isn't that big of a concern" said Kat"You.Have.A.TAIL KAT" said Lily "How is this not a concern to you?""Well, the dream I had was a bit weird as well, but if I'm honest, I'm mainly worried about the floating text that's on fire" said Kat"THE What?" said Lily---------------------------------------------------Join Kat on her dimension hopping adventures as she fullfills her demonic duty and answers the call of the summoner. Each week Kat will get involved with new strange situations and oppurtunites that await her. During the week she'll have her best friend Lily, and perhaps a little help from Sylvie to figure out what's she supposed to do with her life now that she's becoming a demon.

She believes in true love.He doesn't believe in love.But what is love, really?She is the epitome of successa star people look up to and admire. To him, however, she is merely a business transaction, a partner chosen to enhance his status. To his friends, she is just a fool in love, a pathetic figure begging for affection.Then shocking news emerges: her first true love returns, throwing him off guard. He realizes he has been nothing more than a substitute for her first love.He should be angry, but instead, he finds himself overwhelmed by emotions he can't express or understand. Is this possessiveness, or is he finally learning to love her?She is determined to return to her first love, but inside, she is torn. Did she really treat him as just a substitute, or did she actually come to love him?What are they supposed to do when love is a question mark?

Three years after graduating, Chu Mo, who could barely maintain his basic livelihood, activated The Tycoon System, and a bank card with an unlimited credit limit that could be safely used appeared before him. Start a company? Make investments? Buy stocks? In the face of the bank card with unlimited credit, these options seemed to lose their significance. Having already obtained inexhaustible and unlimited money, he might as well live comfortably as an infinitely wealthy tycoon.

I can see ghosts. Even the ghosts inside games. But then"Ah! Not there, over that way! My family heirloom is hidden there." The ghosts in the game keep revealing hidden pieces to me.

Lin Mo, a man from Earth, finds himself inexplicably transported to the ethereal Realm of Nine Heavens after dying from a traffic accident.His new, and utterly bizarre, occupation? Running the Divine Convenience Store, a celestial store catering to the needs of immortals, cultivators, and mortals alike.Watch as he navigates this otherworldly realm and learn that managing a shop for divine beings to spread their influence comes with a hazard

[Warning : Mature content : Lemons]Leon is reborn as a healer in the crumbling village of Eldwood, he wields a power as potent as it is provocative: the ability to cure curses, heal wounds, and even ignite temporary magical prowess by borrowing magic from his haremall fueled by lustful, erotic encounters.Leon is not only a healer but using his magic he can also gain temporary magical powers, where he can make his own spells by combining the powers of different women.He has to fight against the demon lords and save the world using his powers and his harem of selective women and his very versatile magical powers, which are lust driven and erotic and powerful.

R18 ( No One 17 and Under Admitted )On one night, a boy named Ezra is abandoned on road by his father. Aeri, a kind-hearted college student, takes him in and raises him as her own. As years pass, Ezra grows more manly with time and is now deeply in love with the woman he calls "Mom."To support Aeri, Ezra takes a job at the most famous brothel in towna vibrant and lively establishment where beauty, desire, and drama intertwine. Working as a host and a male escort, he finds himself entangled in heated encounters, passionate affairs, and thrilling action as he navigates the challenges of the trade without letting Aeri ever knowing about his secret work.Ezra's journey is filled with unexpected twists, romance, and adventure.

Rael, once a teenager crippled by social anxiety, is reincarnated 1,553 years into the future after reading a book about Milford, the legendary God of Machimaa man who commanded armies of Steelborn, Machnoids, and Autonoms across the universe. Gifted with the Machima Bloodline and guided by Dominica, the World Domination System, Rael quickly rises to become the strongest World Conqueror.He first saw them on the book's coversteel women with lifelike faces, beasts with razor limbs, and looming above them all, a god in robes with a mechanical hand raised high. Coiled over him were a gigantic centipede and serpent of metal, guardians of his legend. Now, deep in a junkyard centuries later, Rael forges his own path. His first creation: an unbreakable fortress born in the dirt, a hulking Steelborn Tortoise with a mind sharper than any AIcrafted by Rael's divine talent. From admiring Milford and wishing to be like him, Rael now marches forward to leave his own mark on the universe.Join him as he rises in rank across his worldand beyond.

In a world far more dangerous than the one he once read about, Nero Ravenclaw is reborn as the heir to Rowena Ravenclaw's legendary bloodline. Armed with knowledge of the books and a mind sharpened by experience, he quickly realizes that this isn't the same Harry Potter universe.It's darker, deeper, and filled with wizards far more powerful than he ever imagined.Determined to carve his own path, Nero seeks to reach the apex of the magical world. As he unearths the secrets of the founders, navigates political intrigue, and clashes with forces both known and unknown, he must forge his strength to survive.With new ranks of wizards, powerful bloodline abilities, ancient magic, and a reimagined magical system, this is the untold story of a Ravenclaw who refuses to be bound by destiny.The wizarding world is far greater than anyone imagined.And Nero intends to claim his place within it.Disclaimer : I don't own Harry Potter or its characters (except the original characters I create).

After the death of Fu Sinian, Yu Duo's heart shattered into pieces. As his widow, she was the recipient of Fu Sinian's massive amount of inheritance. She spent her days drowning herself with alcohol and was depressed all the time. She mourned her late husband with the companionship of her designer purses, designer jewelries, and money that could last her several lifetimes. But only Fu Sinian knew the truth that after his death, this woman hosted parties, lived in their mansion, drove expensive sport cars, traveled the world, and flirted with men. She was having the time of her life. Fu Sinian wasn't so angry that his soul dissipated; quite the contrary, he was so angry that he had come back to life! Fu Sinian, who had come back to life, looked at the mourning Yu Duo and smiled devilishly. "We are on! Watch me make you fall in love with me for real this time!"

When an S-class elite assassin-raised captain of a special ops suicide squad comes home from a high-stakes Africa mission, he finds himself offered something that could potentially set him up for life- a curious assignment that he could use to finally exit his days of war and slaughter.Then placed into a high-school setting, Lin Yi is tasked by the chairman of a top-tier multi-billion company with bodyguard duty for non-other than his own daughter, a certain little Miss of said high-school.His enemies, once ranging from drug lords, mafia bosses, political figures, and national leaders, are soon replaced with spoiled kids who happen to have rich papas and mamas, and Lin Yi finds his intense expertise and high-threat skillset misused, and very underwhelmedBut he does get a harem cast as diverse as his old enemies, so Lin Yi decides that, for the sake of messing around with girls as an invincible entity in a down-leveled environment, leaving his bloody and death-filled war days behind is something he'd definitely want to strive for. - Description from Novelupdates

I fell into a wannabe murim.But apparently martial arts is supposed to be difficult?Hm Is it really that bad?

If you had the opportunity to be granted one wish, what would your wish be?All humans on Planet New Earth were given such an opportunity.A translucent screen appeared in front of every human promising to grant any wish to the humans of new earth.You want to be a god?- GrantedYou want to be a devil?- GrantedYou want to have powers like Gojo or Naruto or Sasuke or Saitama or Goku?- GrantedYou want to be the richest man on the planet?- GrantedYou want the world to end?- GrantedYou want...Wait, what?!!!Granted?!!!Any wish a human wished for was granted to them!!And then it happened, the apocalypse!!!And our average MC, Corey Junior Zane, due to circumstances wished for wisdom, not just ordinary wisdom though.Unlimited Wisdom, Knowledge and Understanding.Would our MC be able to survive in such a dangerous world without having the ability to defend himself.Would he be able to survive in his school where the common enemies are Smileys?Read to find out!

Gaining a god-level talent at the beginning and becoming an enchanter, Zhao Xing chose to go with the country and let the country take him to level up!Skill enchantment: Unlimited [Knock Back], no matter how high the enemy's level is, one punch will force knock back!Space rule enchantment: Common ring, enchanted as [space ring]! The sea is open to all rivers!Conceptual enchantment: Ordinary key, enchanted as [Master Key]! Open the doors to all ruins!When the strong men of China came to the battlefield with Zhao Xing's enchanted equipment, the foreigners went crazy:France: "Fuck! This is the level 100 version of China's land reclamation, and we are still at level 60?"Japan: "Wori, why is China's equipment so perverted!"British: "Oh my god, the advanced dungeon has been completely occupied by China."Feilu Novel Network exclusively signed a contract with the novel: "Everyone: God-level Enchanter, the Country Takes Me to Level UTakes Mep"; this novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarities are purely coincidental and should not be imitated.

Rael screwed up badly. One reckless gamble later, and his guild's entire emergency fund was gone. With debt collectors ready to harvest his organs, his only hope was a single, desperate gacha pull.Ding![Congratulations! Player: Quarterpounder69 has obtained the (Divine) Grade item, Eye of the Beast!][Divine Grade item obtained! All Stats +250][First Divine Grade item obtained! All Stats +100][New title unlocked! [Heavenly Attraction] (Divine)]With no other choice, he consumed the itemonly to be thrown into a situation no player had ever faced before.[To ensure fairness, please select a random number. This will determine which boss monster variation you become.]'Uh, I don't fucking know? 69... hmm, maybe not...'[Confirmed.]'Wait'[Congratulations! You've chosen the Special-Type Boss Monster Variation: The Pay-to-Win Boss.][Congratulations! You've become a Boss Monster!]Armed with broken perks like [Premium Leveling], [Premium Evolution], and [Premium Shop], Rael was thrust into the world of the VRMMORPG game he had been playing.The issue was, he went back in time, specifically, 150 days before the launch of version 1.0.

Li Li became a chubby, unremarkable tabby cat. Right after his Litter Shovel Officer broke up with his girlfriend, he received a Comprehensive Network slot and successfully became a Comprehensive Network player.However, it seems like his Litter Shovel Officers have encountered some trouble! This is a bit troublesome for him, but what can he do?He's a good cat. Li Li took out a treasure from his pocket and tossed it:"Take it, Litter Shovel Officers. You have been strengthened."

[Horror Game Developer : My games really aren't that scary!]I hate horror.From the skittering sounds of footsteps racing behind me, to the soft yet unnervingly cold whispers curling around my ears...All of it.I hate it.So much so that I start puking whenever I reach a certain threshold.And yet, I am a Horror Game Developer.A crappy one at that.So, given my lack of ability, I decided to quit.And yet...[Congratulations, you've been selected for the Horror Game Developer System!]Nope, I don't want it.Let me quit. Note : Your world might experience some changes. But don't worry! It's part of the game!***An SCP inspired story with its own twist!

Climb the ranks and stand atop the world. Only one hunter can become the ultimate! Stuck under a mountain of debt, Ike can only dream of the world of hunters. Ranks, power, and the System are out of his reach, until the day he awakens a Unique skill. Ike must break out of the slums and overturn the hierarchy of the System to fulfil his dream of becoming the ultimate hunter. Harvesting the skills of monsters, he turns against the world's logic. "Slumrats can only reach Rank 2!You need to be rich and purchase good skills if you want to advance!" Refusing the way of the world. Overturning the heavens. Ike must overcome the odds and climb to become the strongest hunter! Slowburn fantasy. LitRPG System Xianxia/Cultivation. Look forward to an adventure like Solo Leveling, Duolo Dalu, A Will Eternal or I Shall Seal the Heavens! What to expect: Hunting Hunting... for skills Cultivation Slow burn fantasy LitRPG system with skills, ranks, and levels Weak-to-strong protagonist Intriguing Western Fantasy setting

In a world where power is stolen from the blood of dead gods, the strong feast, and the weak are forgotten. Dante "the Fox" Hollow knows this all too wellhe's a low-tier Harvester, scraping by on leftover drops of divinity while the real monsters take everything. Quick with a blade, quicker with his mouth, and always one step ahead of trouble, Dante dreams of a day when he won't have to run anymore.That day comes when he stumbles upon the abandoned resting place of a godnot just any god, but the Trickster himself. A legend, a liar, a master of chaos. And Dante? He's just stupid enough to take a sip.Now, the hunger is setting in. The whispers in his head are getting louder. The gods are watching, and some aren't happy. Dante's power is growingtoo fast, too dangerousbut the higher he climbs, the closer he gets to losing himself.Because there's one rule every Harvester knows: the more you steal from the gods, the less of you remains.And Dante? He plans to steal everything.

Ye Xinghui was tricked into another world by an unscrupulous god.Still, he at least has a golden finger.At first, Ye Xinghui planned to rely on his golden finger to become a protagonist in the new world, but when he saw his parents' information, he was completely dumbfounded.His father turned out to be the legendary King of Soldiers, and his mother was the legitimate daughter of the first noble family in China.But this was nothing. Ye Xinghui was even more dumbfounded when his brother suddenly woke up and said, "Shouldn't I be going through the heavenly tribulation? Why am I here wait is this Earth?"Ye Xinghui can't help but think, Didn't we agree that I would be the protagonist?'

Congratulations, for mating with a Queen Bee you got a new achievement: "Not a virgin"! Your reward: "Drone Consort" title.Hey! I wasn't a virgin before this, system!'Imagine that you lived a painfully average life, died by a stupid, stupid accident, but a goddess interfered and gave you a second chance in another world.There, you became a consort of a beautiful, big-chested queen, and your only job is to have mind-blowing sex with her so she could have thousands of your adorable daughters. In return, you can live in peace and luxury for the rest of your days.Which means, for about two months. Because I'm a bee. And my queen is also a bee. And bees don't live for long.The only way to increase my lifespan is to develop my bee colony. A hard task in this huge world filled with dangerous and hungry beasts, other war-hungry insect tribes, and natural disasters.But I have a hundred thousand daughters, some actual brains, and with superior genes given to me by my system, we will be unstoppable!===Note: no NTR, harem, incest, or outright smut.

Wang Ling is a cultivation genius. Since a year old, he managed to achieve a new cultivation realm in every a couple of years. With the power beyond his own control, he became nearly invincible being.Wang Ling is sixteen years old now and he has to face one of the gratest battle he never faced before, Senior High School. There are so many challenges popping up. Therefore, Wang Ling's plans for a low-key school life become further away every time.Wang Ling: "I just want to eat my crispy noodle snacks in peace.."Father Wang: If you're careless enough to destroy the country, it's coming out of your pocket money.Wang Ling: It's not my fault that the backlash from punching me kills you.WikiMain CharactersWang LingWang Ling's appearance is mostly a mystery because he can change his face on a whim based on the current trend to be average. He does have slightly handsome facial features, average build and a crew cut with his dead fish eyes.PersonalityWang Ling is a non-talkative individual whos obsessed with being average and not standing out. He tries to avoid troublesome matters yet he still manages to get involved and has also secretly saved the world on numerous accounts. He also lives for and loves his crispy noodles.SpellsHeavenly Eye (King's Eye)(Known) Three Thousand Great Spells (not sorted list) Great Transfiguration Spell Great Purification Spell Great Separation Spell Great Shielding Spell Great Illusion Spell Great True-World Spell Great Recollection Spell Great Moon-Reading Spell Great Mind-Reading Spell Great Blood Origin Spell Great Gravitation Spell Great Devouring Spell Great Transformation Spell Great Void Spell Great Fortune Spell Great Wind Spell Great Sacrifice Spell Great Weapon-Refining Spell Great Sealed Lips Spell Great Measuring Fate Spell Great Barter Skill Spell Great Skull-Flicking Spell Great Soul Shift Spell Great Fate Spell Great Sea-Parting Spell Great Mind Fill Spell Great Creation Spell Great Enlightenment Spell Great Data Spell Great Taste SpellEquipment Jingke Spirit Sword Bai Qiao Spirit Sword Scabbar Sheep Enlightened Tricycle Lord Ma Enlightened Toilet Koi IPoid Enlightened iPad Nagato Enlightened Door Pen Enlightened Pen Goblin Eraser Enlightened Eraser GoblinCultivationRankRealmChapterAge1Physical Build Stage102Qi Condensation Stage103Foundation Establishment Stage104Golden Core Stage115Nascent Soul Stage186Soul Formation Stage197Void Refinement Stage1108Itinerant Immortal1119True Immortal11210Venerated Immortal11311Sage Immortal11312Dao Immortal1413Dao Master1414Dao God1515Dao Ancestor15Cultivation (Body)RankRealmChapterAgePower1Golden Body0Stronger Body2Sage Body116Golder Shield3Immortal Body0 (birth)CustomizationTrivia He has Dead Fish eyes and his trademark has always been an ellipse; ex: Wang Ling "" Father Wang had a pair of very beautiful phoenix eyes. Since he had taken to wearing glasses after he started writing, this characteristic wasn't so obvious But this was the reason why Father Wang once suspected that Wang Ling wasn't his flesh and blood. Mother Wang had very beautiful double eyelids and big eyes! And Father Wang had phoenix eyes But how did the two of them end up having a son with dead fish eyes? Later, Father Wang convinced himselfHis son Wang Ling Must have mutated in the wombLotus SunShe met Wang Ling on the meet-and-greet for new students at No. 60 High School.AppearanceShe was elegant, with long hair and fair skin, and wore a tight-fitting white T-shirt, jeans and casual shoes. Trivia Vice President of the Student Union at No. 60 High School and class monitor of Grade One, Class Three. The successor of Huaguo Water Curtain Group Number one beauty of No. 60 High SchoolMother WangMother of Wang LingCultivation RealmsMortal RealmsRankStagesSub-stageLifespan1Physical Build () Early Mid Late Peak2Qi Condensation ()3Foundation Building ()4Golden Core ()5Nascent Soul ()6Soul Formation ()2.000 Years7Void Refinement ()Immortal RealmsRankStagesSub-stageLifespan8Itinerant Immortal1 9 Levels9True Immortal ()1 9 Levels10Venerated Immortal ()1 9 Levels11Sage Immortal ()1 99 Heavenly DaosDao RealmsRankStagesSub-stageLifespan12Dao Immortal ()100 500 Heavenly Daos13Dao Master500 1000 Heavenly Daos14Dao God ()1000 3000 Heavenly Daos15Dao Ancestor ()3000 Heavenly Daos of more than one realmDivine RealmsRankStagesSub-stageLifespan161718 - Description from Novelupdates

Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?" "A. Pull it out" "B. Suck it out" "C.**********" Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C... --------- "Yikes, what's pressing against me?" Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!" With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand ------ "Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?" Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked. "A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?" No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied. "Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!" After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged

Luck wasn't on his side as when he was just few steps away from becoming the world champion in karate he was killed by his by his opponents scheme who was afraid to fight against him and wanted the cup. But he was once again given a chance to reborn as Kenichi Shirahama and become the strongest martial artist.Watch and see how he conquers the world by becoming the strongest disciple and also how he conquers the women's he likes in his HaremI have reuploaded the chapters again as to the problem of Power stones that occurred in the previous one.