Comedy Novels - Page 37

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My end was not majestic, my beginning was not beautiful, but I will make damn sure that I rise once more. No more shall I bend a knee, no more shall I hide, no more shall I cower. No more shall the light guild my path, for only Darkness remains.***Killed by the universe's greatest killer, Truck-Kun. My existence was twisted as I gazed up at King-Yama, staring down at me with revulsion, "You sick bastard, you ate people." He bellowed, glaring at me with disgust.Snorting, I gathered my courage raising my head high and proud, my voice carrying a hint of pride, "So what, have you ever tried it...Let me ask you, have you ever had sex."A bewildered expression hung on his rugged appearance as he absentmindedly nodded. A slight smirk crossed my face as I declared, "then have you ate ass,""WHAT!!!" He balled in panic, shivering like a guilty man on trial."HAHA, you call me disgusting, but it appears you were sucking ass, now that is truly disgusting. I don't judge, but if you ask me, I will stick to cannibalism.""THAT NOT A FAIR COMPARISON, YOU LITTLE SHIT,"

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In the past when someone mentioned getting married, Du Lei Si (Durex) would feel fearful enough to flee. What is so good about getting married? Organizing a wedding ceremony is akin to spending money like running water. After giving birth, you must also raise the child. If you don't maintain yourself well, you will get out of shape. As a result, maybe a vixen will grab your husband and take your baby away. Not getting married! Definitely not getting married! However, fate is like this. Whatever you are afraid of, unfortunately, it will be given to you. I was walking on the street, minding my own business, yet, impossibly, I encountered a stranger proposing marriage. He placed a dazzling diamond ring right in front of me. This handsome guy knelt down on one leg and looked at me with such a sincere expression: "Miss, would you please marry me?" This, isn't this like some drama? After pondering over it, I decided that this surely must be a stunt from some television station's new program. Invite a celebrity to pretend to be a passer-by who proposes marriage. This year, with the economic crisis, being a producer is not easy. Thus, out of kindness, I accepted the diamond ring. Only to find out that all of this was actually real! The diamond ring is really and truly a genuine diamond from South Africa. Moreover, the groom is also a genuine rich man! Actually, wasn't this just like the legend of marrying into a rich and powerful family? I always feel that in front there is the belly black President who is like a ruthless wolf watching me attentively, and if I am not careful, he will tear me apart and swallow me into his belly. Whereas behind there is the crowd who do not know the truth, standing in a circle and watching as the drama unfolds. I still have not explained clearly but Mrs. President's fame has already spread quickly from mouth to mouth. This time, Du Lei Si really feels regret. Who can tell me, can I not marry ah?

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"We could be louder," he whispered in a raspy voice. She shook with need and was about to turn when he clucked his tongue. "Ah, ah, ah, don't do that. I'll see you later, little girl." And with that, he vanished.- - - -Cage was at the top of the world: the emperor of the film industry. But it is truly lonely at the top. Surrounded by staff members who want him to work to his bones and no one to lean on, Cage turns to gaming. In such dire times, he stumbles across a mysterious female gamer who leaves him speechless and aroused at the same time.Graphic designer and fangirl extraordinaire, Katherine, finds a gamer who outshines her. In this world there was someone like this? All she can do is acknowledge his brilliance. [Take my bow, Senpai. You have eaten my gold.] But why does this message sound so provocative?A series of lecherous conversations turn into something deeper, until one day the two fall irrevocably in love with each other. "Hey, let's fall in love..." Follow them as they traverse through life and the hardships that are thrown at them. Who knows, maybe us single dogs can learn a thing or two.- - - - -"My little loli likes to watch? What a naughty little girl." She was embarrassed that she was caught and mortified by the voice of the man she recognized as him'. What was he doing here? She started to turn around, but he grasped her shoulder so she couldn't move."No, let's watch." His breath was at her ear, fire lapping at her nerves, singeing and burning her insides, making a pleasant feeling erupt in her stomach. His arm snaked around her shoulder and grabbed her hand while his other hand slid down to her sides until it rested on her hip. He was not pressing himself into her, but she felt completely engulfed by him. She knew she should scream, or stomp on his foot, but all she could do was listen to his breathing escalate as his thumb rubbed her shoulder, putting her in a stupor.She thought she heard him sniff her hair and his lips lightly grazed her ears as he whispered. "Don't miss the show because of me, little girl."Her eyes flickered back to the couple in the car, and she let out a whimper as she saw the man pull at the woman's hair, baring her beck to him, inviting his mouth to lick and suck. She felt him' close the gap between them, his hard body pressed up against hers, his arms tightly holding her. There was no mistaking what she felt on her lower back and she closed her eyes in delight.

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"Ding! Congratulations on binding God's Chosen One. You will receive 150% of the other party's

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Everyone said that Yi Qing was the number one Sword Cultivator in the world, with a swordsmanship and cultivation that no one could surpass. Whether it was when he was cultivating in the Lower Realm, or when he was in the Ten Heavens of the Upper Realm, he has always been undefeated.

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I, Seiren Shikino grew up in an orphanage. On the day of my high school graduation, I somehow got transported to another world, and turned into a girl as well. Eh, this isn't my original world and gender, right!? It seems that I'm now Seiren, the daughter of a noble from another world. This is a light hearted story about family and romance.

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In a world of shallow-minded, materialistic mortals, what would one from humble beginnings whose face had been stomped on, spat on, oppressed for the longest while by the arrogant, pampered upper echelons of society do, when a mysterious application pops up on a brand new phone that was meant to be the birthday gift of an ungrateful girlfriend? What if the application takes the form of a chatroom where its occupants, bearing the names of mythical, fictional beings, start giving out Red Packets', all the while spouting nonsense?

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The tombs of the gods have appeared in the world!

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Goddamnit! Now I've got to look for another job to pay the bills! That f*cker! I did nothing wrong!

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With the strongest experts from the 33 Skies, the Human Emperor, Lin Ming and his opponent, the Abyssal Demon King were embroiled in a final battle. It ended with the Human Emperor destroying the Abyssal World and killing the Abyssal Demon King. By then, a godly artifact, the mysterious purple card that had previously sealed the Abyssal Demon King, had long disappeared into the space-time vortex and tunneled through infinite space-time, with a loved one of Lin Ming accompanying it.In the vast wilderness, where martial arts was still slowly growing in its infancy, several peerless masters tried to find their path in the world of martial arts. A young adult named Yi Yun from modern Earth had unwittingly stumbled into such a world and began that journey with a purple card of unknown origin. It's a magnificent yet unknown true martial art world. This is the story of a normal young adult turning into a legendary peerless expert.

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There's a legendary Bishoujo Game that has become popular among Japanese gentlemen.

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"From today onwards, you will become the Envoy of one of the Main Gods in the Dimensions of Gods. You will travel from one world to another and through that, you will attain what others will never obtain in their entire life."

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"I am not an ordinary detective, but a NEET detective. Searching the whole world to locate the words of the dead." The NEET Detective leading the NEETs who gathered in the dark alley Alice said that. The perplexing incident that Ayaka and I were wound into during the winter of my first year at high school, and also the malicious drug Angel Fix' that corroded the city, the mystery was unraveled by the detective girl Alice who doesn't take even one step out of her room. "Knowing the truth might destroy the tranquil life of your past, do you wish to know even so?" Because of my answer, the NEETs who usually do nothing were mobilized to solve the case!

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I heard that this year there aren't enough dorm rooms for the girls at school, so a few of them have had to move into the boys' dorms.A group of testosterone-fueled guys suddenly become quiet.They no longer hang their underwear and socks out to dry in the hallway, walk softly, and speak in hushed tones. Everyone is on edge, afraid of scaring off the new girls in their dorm.One night, Bo Yan just finished showering and walked out of the communal bathroom. He carried a basin in his left hand and wore CK boxers that showed off his six-pack abs.At the entrance to his dorm room, he saw a girl in a lace nightgown.Jin Xi stared at his abs and nervously asked, "Excuse me, I'm from the dormitory across the hall. Could you help us set up the router?""Sure," Bo Yan said, quietly moving the basin from his side to the front.A carefree, silly story about a playboy and an energetic, lovely fairy.I'll conquer new territories for you and draw boundaries to keep you safe.[This is a lighthearted and silly story, don't take it too seriously.]

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Three years ago Conquest was released, redefining virtual reality and gaming.

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A god of a different world had abruptly appeared in my classroom and semi-forcibly summoned the entire class to his world.except for me, Kamiya Yato.

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Once upon a time, a hero had been summoned to a different world in order to defeat the demon king. After the war stretching 3 years ended the commendable hero slew the demon king. And he was forcibly deported back to earth after being dismissed. Such bullshit! Elves in addition to beast race, dwarfs and demon race. Even though I wanted to make a harem in the different world I saved! My dream will not come true on earth, where there is no magic at all. Thus, the hero returns on his own. Without the blunder of being extradited to earth this time, he will build a harem of his own in a different world.

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Bored Gamer in Other Worlds. A spoiled brat journeys in mystical worlds and beyond. Dear readers! Without any ads, maybe you will prefer .

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She was originally a puppet of her family. Pursued by the police for being a business spy and hitman, she was betrayed and fell into the sea.When she opened her eyes again, she had turned into an ordinary high school student. Because of a disgraceful birth, she had been crowded out by her relatives. Because of inferiority complex and antisocial behavior, she was bullied by her classmates.But now she is no longer someone who acts timid. Cheat her, and she will break your bones.She possesses formidable Jade pupils capable of seeing through walls. Other people have difficulty breaking through jade, their sight for antiques is based on gambles, but she only needs a look.An undertaking begins as she creates legends in the world of business.Once upon a time, they laughed at her poor and destitute state. Now looking at her net worth of 10 billion, it can't be explained.To the relatives that come to hug her thighs, she must apologize: "We broke off relations long ago, so get lost!" - Description from Novelupdates

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Dale Mitchell, your average guy in a below-average job. But, what happens to him is anything but average. After hitting someone in his truck, his world was turned upside down, inside out, and more than fifty shades of grey.Now, he seems to be something called a World Keeper, and must create and manage his own world. Is this his afterlife, or something else entirely?

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When Song Xiao was young, he wanted to become a Virtuous Official for a lifetime, but was forced to marry into the palace by that uncooperative Emperor; when his Virtuous Empress For A Lifetime career had just started, the Emperor died

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Pendulum clocks replaced sand glasses; the world's first pocket watch ticked through its 100th year. Steam power welcomed the advent of machinery; industries took over farmlands. The study of Science brought humankind out of the clutches of superstitions and pushed them to a path of endless possibilities. And one man witnessed it all.He was a moth among mayflies, fluttering through as generations replaced generations- fuelled by an endless thirst for knowledge. But fate decided to introduce him to a butterfly- someone alike, yet so different.Follow The Actor' Xavier Godwin and The Seeress' Yue Lin as they delve into the world hidden from the common eyes- a world of magic and mysticism- as they evade the sights of countless hidden organisations, and create a secret society of their own.

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Royal Roader,' the game that I ruled as an overlord was ending its service. Shit! It was my life's only pleasure. The last day! I used all of my strength and in-game connections to defeat the final boss monster, Demon Heros. As a reward, I earned a Marble of Wishes.[Please state your wish.]My wish? [Royal Roader's renewal as reality.]I was just joking. I really only wrote it as a joke

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Guy Larks was famous in his original world for his widespread charity work in poverty-stricken and war-torn nations.He was especially known for his efforts in developing schools and educational facilities for children, as well as teaching and nurturing many students.So it was devastating news to learn that he wouldn't live past his 30th year.But he was given a second chance! A new life in another world, as a down-by-the-dumps teaching apprentice in a world of magic and wonder. He was given no cheat, just a Repository of Knowledge holding all the information he could bring with him from his previous life.In this new world, Guy rediscovered his life's true calling! Ride along on Guy's journey as he changes the world one budding mind at a time, as the greatest teacher this world has ever seen!

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April Jones was submissive and weak, she gave in to her stepmother and stepsisters every whim. Her father was busy with the business and had no time for her. They took everything from her even her life. She died a horrifying death, now reborn she plans to change her fate and take back all she had lost.Dean Davis is a notorious CEO he built his business from he was young withhis own blood and sweat. His vicious uncle sent some thugs to deal with him one night, that same night he met his angel April.Both died, both were reborn.April only wants revenge and gave up on love, when Dean meets his angel for a second time, he wants to love her but doesn't know-how.(This book is full of revenge, romance, comedy and drama. If you enjoy a weak to strong female lead along with a doting male lead this book is for you.)_______________________________________________EXTRACT"Ummm... Thanks." She took a bite and started to eat. She looked at him and slowly said, "It's probably a bit late but, hi I'm your new neighbour April Jones.""Hi April, I'm Dean Davis." He reached out his and so did she, they shook as they greeted each other."Nice to meet you, Dean." She smiled at him and then took a bite of her pancake.However, she missed the look in Deans eyes. He, at this moment, was full of happiness like a teenage boy in love.Hearing her finally say his name was the most soothing sound to his ears. It sounded so sweet, so soft, he was greedy for more. In a good mood, he continued eating all the food she cooked.What made his heart softened more was he actually wanted to hold her small hand again and never let go. Thinking of it, he swore inside, he'll never let her go.

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In a multiverse where countless universes and galaxies coexist, one man named Aadi has reached the pinnacle of power, surpassing all before him. But after achieving his goal, he finds himself at a loss on what to do next. To pass his eternal life with purpose, Aadi opens an extraordinary bookstore in a random world, accompanied by his witty friend, Asty, a white cat.With his vast knowledge and experience, Aadi takes on disciples, each with their own unique hardships and goals.Amidst action, adventure, and hilarious moments, Aadi will maintain his ordinary facade while secretly guiding his disciples to achieve greatness. Along the way, he will entertain himself and Asty by playing pranks on unsuspecting customers.With a focus on the powerful Azure Divine World and the growth of Aadi's disciples, this story promises a thrilling journey through various realms, where different types of disciples, from cultivators to mages and magi, will rise to face their destinies. Join Aadi and his extraordinary bookstore as they navigate the mysteries of the multiverse and uncover the secrets of profound cultivation. Dear readers! Without any ads, maybe you will prefer .

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Are you looking for your Mr. Right?Why would I wait for him? Mr. Right is lost on his way.He quirked his brow at her answer with a faint smile at the corner of his lips.Then what are you doing? He questioned in amusement.She placed both her hands on his chest and pushed his masculine body against the wall taking him by surprise.Her honey-brown eyes blinked at him with mischief dancing in them as she planted a firm kiss at his jaw and said, I'm planning on taking advantage of Mr. Right Now!His eyes widened dramatically in disbelief. Before his eyes darkened with desire and passion.He placed his hands on her small waist and she could feel the heat of his big hands through the flimsy fabric of her shirt.His head leaned ahead as he whispered close to her ear, Feel free to take whatever you want.She felt his hot tongue licking her earlobe making her heart to beat erratically.Chen Xiu; known as Ms. Goody-two-shoes. A Superstar who was said to have it all which made her the center of hatred and envy as well.Little did anyone knew that the same Superstar had to nurse her own wounds in the silence and darkness of night where no one was looking.But for how long could she hold on for? Eventually, she decided to end her own misery and ended her life in the darkness of night, her only companion.Having woken up in a new body and at a new place wasn't something she could ever believe in. At least, not until she became Bai Xiu out of the blue.The day she thought to be her last became her first as a second chance awaited her. But whether this new chance was a blessing or disaster, it was hard to tell since she was trapped in a new body with a new life with the shackles of only her old memories.New life or a new curse? What really awaited her? The same disappointing silence of the night or was there someone calling out her name desperately at the end of the tunnel? Were sparks meant to fly in her heart or the fire in her heart was meant to burn her whole? Was this leap of faith gonna make her fall on her face or was she meant to fly the horizon?The new life brought a lot of questions. But the answer was simple...You would never know until you give it a shot!

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A Heavenly God was transmigrated into a different world right after he died. After arriving in that world, he resides in the body of a handsome young man with a mechanical voice inside his head providing him with missions. It also kept on telling him to brew wine every single day.

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Zou Yue jumped to the side, dodging an extended claw of a growling zombie.A pair of warm hands gripped his small waist from behind and pulled him over to a sturdy chest. The same pair of hands slowly groped his chest."Brother fan wwhat are you doing?!" Zou carefully looked up at him.Fan Xui smirked mysteriously at him and removed the huge shades stylishly. A clear pair of eyes met Zou's challengingly. "since I saved you just now, why don't you give me a kiss?""you you can see!!! Aren't you blind!!!" Zou Yue glanced in shock. He pushed himself for of his body.Fan Xui laughed out loud, gently caressing Zou's long black hair. "are you gonna leave me now?," he continued groping his barely their chest through his girly tank top."Fuck yeah!! Let go you poser." he pushed him away and started shooting the zombies outside with renewed passion. Fan suddenly caught his wrist. "You bastard, what are you doing, let go of my hand. The zombies are coming!!!""Hmm okay," Fan Xui let go. He swiftly snapped a fluffy handcuff snugly on his wrist, tying them both together. "Now we are tied together for live and death,""FAN. XUI!! Get this off of me!" Zou growled at him, but the young man just laughed happily."Sigh, you are beautiful even when you are angry, dear," Fan Xui whispered and pulled him up for a passionate kiss. He gently bit those soft lips and moaned. "Delicious,"Letting go, he slowly waved his hand towards the upcoming zombies and they are reduced to ashes.

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Forced to face how vast and dangerous the universe really is, Desmond decides to seize the opportunity to gain the power he needs to protect what he loves, for his own world is far from safe. Traveling through various worlds, Desmond gathers treasures and powers, gradually discovering the dark secrets that lie behind the false tranquility.If you like this novel, don't forget to comment, donate Power Stones, and write a review.

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