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Okay, so let me get this straight. I wake up and BAM, I'm inside the body of Valerian Thornea third-rate villain. I mean, come on? Out of all the characters I might have been reincarnated as, it had to be him? This man was literally a stepping stone for the actual hero. So why him? Why not someone with a little more. potential?Now that I have a system that can unleash Valerian's hidden potential, who knows? Perhaps this third-rate villain will get a second chance, alter his destiny, and prove the world what he is truly capable of. And if I happen to get to keep the gorgeous fiance in the process. well, I'm not complaining.

"Sect Leader, your disciple has once again become the champion of this year's Regional Sect Competition!" Chu Yuan: "Kick! Kick him out of the sect!" "Sect Leader, we can't kick anyone out of the sect anymore! Those that were kicked out in the past have all established their own Holy Lands! If we continue kicking people out of our sect, all the Holy Lands in the region will be ours..." Chu Yuan: "???" I just want to groom a useless disciple! Why are all of you doing this to me!?

Every Thursday at midnight, tune the FM button. Behind a blank hiss, maybe you will hear a broadcast like this: "Welcome to Midnight Radio Station "Thriller Night Talk". This is the anchor Bei Quan. Please tell us about your story; no matter how bizarre it is."The rich second-generation Wei Fuyuan broke up with his family and was cut off from his financial source. He accidentally broke into a broadcasting studio to apply for a part-time job.Wei Fuyuan: This place is small and shabby. The front desk lady is so fierce and her assistant is a three-year-old child laborer?? Are you really a regular company!Bei Quan: During the internship period, the monthly salary is 7800 Yuan, including three meals and accommodation. Do you want it or not?Wei Fuyuan : I'll do it if I can live next door to you!On the first night at work, Master Wei found out that this company called Sntchun was more irregular than he thought.Colleagues felt that there were ghosts in the world, and the audience said that they were dead, and they had to follow the poisonous anchor. The crime sceneWei Fuyuan : Wait, isn't this the job of the police?!Bei Quan: Look over there, the ghost is here.Wei Fuyuan: Ah, ah, don't come near me! The young master doesn't like women's ghosts. Don't get me Eat my righteous face-breaking fist!What you see may not be true, and what you hear may not be true.The truth and falsity interweaved between the story, the stand-in for a crime they didn't, betrayal after betrayal, money and lovePursue the mystery, punish evil and promote goodThis is the Thrilling Night talk for youDon't be afraid.[Wei Fuyuan the rich second generation born with aura to attack x mysterious poisonous tongue Bei Quan] Dear readers! Without any ads, maybe you will prefer .

There once upon-a-time roamed a boy.The boy went from a baby to a toddler. Then from a toddler to a child. Then a child to a boy. Then from a boy to a man. But, no matter how old he grew, no matter how much time passed, he kept on pondering and pondering, if people reflected on their existence, then what did existence reflect on?No matter if he was crawling on all fours with pacifier, drawing a red house on a green hill with a painting brush, fishing for big and small fishies in his small, little boat, skinning a deer he had caught, or even sleeping, the question persisted.No matter how much he thought about it, he couldn't reach the answer.He became a tutor, a teacher, a killer, a hacker, a criminal, until there was once thing he still did not become.A God.Being subjected to a heavily traumatizing event, Amon now wakes up to only to find himself in a game called 'The Adventure of the Hero: IX' he had once played a long time ago, where he finds a world filled with swords and magic, a magical academy, demons, high-ranked devils, dragons, and advanced technologyFollow the story of Amon, the eighth mechanism of the universe, as he navigates through worlds, universes, multiverses, and the omniverse. gathering the rest of the eight mechanisms, fighting against ancient and outer gods, becoming a tutor of a certain, little daughter-of-a-demon-king, put on a witch hunt of eldricht cosmic horror entities, attending an academy with the protagonist, heroines, villains, villainesses, and even a transmigrated third-rate final boss, meeting witches, creating sects, meeting the 9 goddesses, going against both Orthodox and Unorthodox churches, and many more!This is the story of a boy that had nothing, the story of the boy who knew the price of zer0, the legend of the boy known as 'The Happy'.The Boy who had a broken God Complex----------------------WARNING: This novel delves into themes of madness, insanity, and distorted realities. As the story progresses, it may change your perception and evoke unsettling emotions. Reader discretion is advised. Take care to recognize when to step back if you feel overwhelmed.

I have a childhood friend.

[You have inherited The Class Huntsman Of Death.]Deathborne.An RPG that I couldn't stop playing in my free time. A game that hooked me to the core. A game that I was determined to finish and achieve the true happy ending by hook or crook.Why?Because no matter what choices I made, no matter how much I tried, it always ended with a bad ending.Not the bad ending in the traditional sense where the world comes to an end, but something worse. The protagonist would win, yes, but only at the unacceptable costsacrifices so immense that they left humanity and the world broken.And honestly? I didn't like it.Would you enjoy a movie, novel, or game that ends with only the protagonist surviving?Neither could I.That's why I tried my hardest and kept trying. Alas, despite all my efforts, I have yet to reach the true end butUntil todayIt started just like any normal day for me.I returned home, greeted my mother, had my lunch, and was about to start yet another grind. Just as I was about to start, my screen flashed with a blood-red message:[Congratulations, player Mr. Per781, for clearing all hidden conditions. You are now eligible to access the hidden route, as deemed by the game developer.] [Do you want to proceed?] [Yes] [No] Before I could even think about my answer, a hand emerged from the screen and pulled me into the game.And when I regained consciousness, I wasn't myself anymore. I was in the body of a side character as Lukas Star, one of the weakest and nearly forgotten Hunter of the Archeon Academy.

Alice is a girl who loves science and lives on Earth. Then, suddenly, she was punted into another dimension. A dimension where magic and monsters roam the land, and, for some reason, a System keeps dinging at her and telling her that her stats and levels are increasing. As someone who loves exploring mysteries, Alice is determined to get to the bottom of this mystery. After all, everything has to have a cause,' including the System, right?(This story is also posted on Royalroad. If you see this story anywhere besides Royalroad, Scribblehub, KU, or Patreon it has been stolen).What to expect: This story is going to be a LitRPG set in a fantasy world. However, unlike many LitRPG's, the system has both a definite beginning and definite limits to what it is able to accomplish rather than a singularly omnipotent, omniscient being that is tied to the laws of the world, the way systems are usually presented in LitRPG's, the system is close to both, but has definite limits and rules which it operates by.Note: the rest of volume 1 has been taken down, due to the requirements for the KU program. You can buy the e-book for volume 1 of Budding Scientist using the link below.

"The world's not fair, but fairness doesn't pay the bills. You don't wait for a handout you build your own damn ladder, one step at a time."Ethan Grey's life was built on ambition, hard work, and hope until a single accusation destroyed it all.Framed by his ruthless boss, Ethan loses his job, his reputation, and is left drowning in half a million dollars of debt.Cast aside by a society that thrives on crushing the weak, he's at rock bottom with no way out.But in his darkest moment, something extraordinary happens. A mysterious system awakens, offering Ethan a second chance but with rules.[Congratulations, You have awakened the Harem Investment System]It can't make him rich overnight, and it won't give him shortcuts. Instead, it points him toward physical investments: crumbling properties, broken-down machines, and forgotten treasures.Each one is a gamble, but with every success, the system rewards him with newfound skills and opportunities.

Upon reaching home, the number of little girls at home has doubled from one to two?! Moreover, no one in the family actually noticed this strange situation Jiang Ziya possesses a strange left eye that lets him see things he shouldn't be able to see. Usually, turning a blind eye to them is his life principle. However, something that shouldn't be there has appeared in his house. This time, he can no longer continue pretending that he hasn't seen it. So what should he do next? This world has never been peaceful. Sometimes, just "seeing" things is dangerous. Facing the unknown, are you willing to choose to see the truth?

Lao Chen was just an old, underpaid security guard in a rundown apartment complex, living a miserable life under a stingy, ungrateful boss.His wife left him, his daughter wanted nothing to do with him, and poverty was his only constant companion.In the end, death came in the form of a drunk driver, leaving him broken and forgotten on the cold pavement.But fate wasn't done with him. In his final moments, he prayeddesperate, pleading to any deity who would listen.And someone did.The God of Wealth and Love took pity on his wasted life and granted him a second chance.Wake up again as Zhao Yiming, a 25-year-old gambler and alcoholic drowning in debt with nothing but a good face and a strong body to his name, he was given the Affinity Money Maker Systema mysterious power that let him gain wealth and influence by forming relationships, whether as lovers, friends, or even enemies.Before he knew it, he had stumbled his way into unimaginable riches.But things never go as planned. One moment of recklessnessone affair with the wrong womanled to an unexpected murder.Now, the system has thrown him onto a new path: The Villain Route. With a negative perk that keeps the police off his trail but tightens the noose around his future, Zhao Yiming is faced with an impossible choice.Will he claw his way to the top and become the billionaire he was meant to be? Or will his second life end behind bars, just as tragic as his first?

Su Yuan transmigrated to Teyvat.At the same time, another strange and eerie force descended upon this world.The entire Teyvat was affected to varying degrees.Furina endured five hundred years of loneliness in order to save Fontaine.But just before the dawn of victory, she succumbed to madness under the influence of the eerie force..."No one understands my loneliness... No one can comprehend my fear... No one can listen to my pain...""Why must I give so selflessly... Do the people of Fontaine truly deserve my sacrifice?"

Before going to college, an ordinary high school student went tocelebrate and got drunk. When he woke up, he found himself in acompletely different world. There was a big sect, the approaching sectentrance examination, a slum where his body's previous owner lived, and ashared memory about a missing young girl.

Once she crossed through, she actually became the disfavored third WangFei?

My older brother, who was my only family member, lost his memory. "I have a sibling? Are you kidding me?" He was a fool who cared for me ever since he brought me from the temple "I can't even take care of myself, so what is this" I left the family because I didn't want to be a burden to my older brother, who had no memory, and was helpless in the tragedy that followed. So I turned back time. That too, to the point when my brother lost his memory. "I don't have anything in my head, so I don't know what to do next. What if I have a kid with me?" We must not repeat the tragedy of the past life. So I grimly said, "That's right. I don't have anything on my brother's head right now." "What, what?" I chuckled and took out a document I had prepared. The contents of the document, written in crooked, large letters, were simple. [I transfer all the property in my name to my younger sister.] While my gaping older brother was checking the documents, I took out his seal from his drawer and smeared it with ink. Then I put it in his hand and said with a very sad expression. "So stamp it. Now." I will protect you in this life.

The snake, Yu Yaoyao, transmigrated into a third-rate actress who was only a pitiful cannon fodder in the novel.This little actress met a dark accident, her diamond husband was robbed, her son died miserably, and she was at the lowest peak of her career. Ultimately, she became paralyzed in the end.Yu Yaoyao is determined to change everything!From there on, she became a mistress, a loving mother and practiced the art of acting through multitasking!At the other end of the lineThe male lead looked patiently at Yu Yaoyao straddling his waist: Get off!Yu Yaoyao: I won't! Husband, that film emperor is extremely ugly! I'm so scared I can't even sleep at night properly ~ let's make a second childcalm down, don't be frightened!Yu Yaoyao: Isn't that me?Director: As an actor, when I say start' your tears should immediately falloh, that's enough, there's no need to cry more.Yu Yaoyao: It's nothing. - Description from Novelupdates

He praised her, "Wifey, you are a genius!"

[Sweet Baby + Parenting + Doting In-laws + Light-hearted + Redemption]Xu Wan became a widow right after her marriage, initially hoping to enjoy a carefree life as a Marquis's wife.Unexpectedly, on her very first day at the mansion, that notorious troublemaker of a stepson, infamous throughout the capital, tried to intimidate her twice.Xu Wan grabbed a knife and rushed out, instantly becoming the talk of the entire capital!Though she thought her dreams of being the Marquis's wife were over, her in-laws surprisingly retaliated by entrusting the little devil to her care for reformation.Xu Wan: "???"Little Devil: "???"At first, no one believed it would workBut later, the maids would exclaim in amazement every day:"The young master who never studied is actually going to the study room!""The young master is even bringing foot-washing water for the old Marquis!""The young master actually saved all the children in the slums!"The Marquis's mansion was shocked, the entire capital was shocked, even His Majesty in the palace was shocked.Word spread that the Marquis's wife had a special talent for reforming troublesome children. Soon, court officials began sending their rebellious sons to the mansion, and the mansion's "elite class" kept growing!Three years later.The Minister of Rites, responsible for the imperial examinations, wailed to the heavens: "It's impossible to choose! They're all top candidates!"

I've entered a hidden route in a failed game.And now, I have to become a false prophet.There's no other choice.Since it's come to this, I'll become the greatest false prophet on the continent.

The mastermind leads and controls everything from behind the scenes."Buy up all the food supplies entering Milan. Let's starve them to death."Cutting off the enemy army's logistics is fundamental."Give some money to that family and have them betray properly."I scatter the enemy even before the war begins.I am the Black Merchant in Another World.

The former top engineering student Wei San transmigrated into an interstellar child who was deprived of education. By picking up garbage and turning waste into treasure, she finally saved a sum of money before the opening season of school and immediately signed up.She planned to become a Mecha Engineer in the future. It was said that it can make a lot of money and was closely related to her own original specialization. Plan pass Unexpectedly, because of her greed for cheap tuition fees, Wei San reported to the wrong major and became a mecha individual fighterthose violent maniacs who licks blood all dayWeiGentle & QuietImpoverishedEngineer: ""However, the environment could not make her give in, and Wei San decided to learn by herself in her spare time.During the training period of a certain competition, the media interviewed and photographed the individual fighters of each school in turn, which was broadcast live on the whole interstellar network. The audience could see that everyone was training desperately, such as gravity pressurization, close combat, long-distance entanglement and so on.YY's melee is too strong. Who dares to melee when the light saber is out!ww's whipping skills are too superb, NB(F****** great)! ! !Then Wei San was recorded sitting cross legged in the training hall, looking down and concentrating on reading a book.What's that Wei San looking at?As the camera zoomed in, the cover of the book in Wei San's hand was immediately seen clearly by the whole star network: "Qing Fei teaches you to become a mecha master in 21 days"AudienceAs long as one hears the title of the novel, they could tell it wasn't read by serious people.The next day, the star net headline: A military academy student was overwhelmed and mentally disordered during training, trying to change careers.

The middle boss of the AAA-class game produced by the company. The villain who dies 999 times out of 1,000 times. Deculein.That person, was me now."You're going to die on almost every route."Deculein, like all villains, inevitably dies.[First and foremost survival goal: Be what the game requires you to be]I'll have to survive even if it means twisting my fate if I am destined to die.

Warden wakes up in a wilderness with a hole in his mind, deprived of all his memories. Lost, he found within himself an aptitude for combat and magic.On happenstance, he rescues a pair of youths and an entire village, pushing him into a renowned academy of mages and warriors alike to become a teacher.Warden adventures across the divided land of Ezim, determined to unravel the mysteries of his past. However, the task becomes incredibly hazardous when his own paththe ruinous power of Void that runs through his veinsholds a connection to the Traitor Gods, who threaten to cast their shadow upon the world once more.

"Ah, Young Master, Cassius?...I'm afraid you'll be dissapointed to hear that he's not available at the moment as he's 'attending' to his adopted mother in her room."Cassius's lovely maid, Isabelle said in a fluster while she heard lewd sounds escape from her Mistress's room."No, I'm sorry to say that you can't meet Young Master today, since he's 'helping out' his sister-in-law with some 'favours' in her garden." The innocent Isabelle excused herself as she witnessed her lady's flower being picked, instead of the rest of the flowers in the garden."I hate to say this sir but Young Master, Cassius is currently guiding Miss Knight in the 'ways of the sword', so you can probably only meet him tomorrow." Isabelle once again blocked the guests from entering, knowing that the sword her Young Master was handling could penetrate a body, but could never wound one."I apologise once again as Young Master is at the Capital right now teaching a class to the female students in the Academy." Isabelle said with her cheeks flushed, already knowing that her master was taking a very 'practical' lesson about human reproduction with the girls in his class."Oh my! The King wants to meet the Young Master?...Well I guess he'll have to wait since Young Master, Cassius has gone clothes shopping with the Queen." Isabelle lied to the King himself, knowing that her Young Master wasn't shopping for clothes and was actually removing the royal clothes off the Mother of the Country.Excuses...Excuses...The loyal maid, Isabelle had no choice but to make excuses for her Young Master, who was the most talked about and hated noble on the Continent because of his depraved escapades with all sorts of woman ranging from his own Family to Royalty itself and his Tyranical rule over his estate.And to think that not too long ago he was considered a wastrel noble, who was going to drink himself to death one day....When did it all begin she wondered as she excitedly walked into his room to get the reward she deserved for being such a loyal made, while someone else made excuses for her this time.[No NTR - No Yuri - No sharing - No system that assists the protagonist - No mind control - No drugs or potions that influence the girls - No unnecessary Drama - Incest - Harem - Hardcore Netori - Slice of Life Romance - Demigirls - Elves - Vampires - Beast Girls - Slaves - Royalty - Finally a very competent protagonist]

"Su Jingzhen, you're not young anymore, and your sister-in-law has come to ask you. Do you want a Dao Companion or not?""Sister-in-law, who is it?""I"As a male cultivator, Su Jingzhen had always thought that he would live a peaceful life in the immortal world, but unexpectedly, he became the hardest whetstone to sharpen others.

After she had transmigrated into the body of an abandoned wife of a little marquis in Ancient China, Su Nuan Nuan, a modern-day food lover was delighted!

Imagination is always pleasant, but reality is cruel. I just wanted a simple life but why am I always getting into trouble?

"When I opened my eyes, I found myself as a character in a game. It was bewildering, but I thought it was worth a try. That was until I saw the skill given to me. It was [Opening Eyes], with no abilities whatsoever."The story starts with the MC playing a game that is "Very Difficult", so difficult, in fact, that no one has ever managed to kill the last boss. After 18 years of playing and, having the best attempt be at 30% of the last boss's HP, he decides to try out a character that he never used.This character was the Slit-Eyed character. It had garbage stats and garbage traits. But, since the MC had ran out of options with every other character, he was trying to see if he could find any secrets with this new character. So he puts in his name Zero' and presses play Only to find himself inside the game, as the Slit-Eyed character.

After signing the share transfer of the Bai company, Bai Weiwei who has a congenital heart disease got betrayed by her adopted sister she always loved along with her trusted bodyguard. Shocked, betrayed, and worried for her father made her unwilling to die, and her resentment actually let her bind with a quick transmigration system. Completing the task means that she will be able to increase the number of days she can live, and she will be able to get revenge on her white lotus sister and the unconscionable b*stard bodyguard. CEO, Emperor, General Supreme Immortal? All of them turn to a love-sick waste who bowed before her skirt.Just why is this unlucky star of a wooden fiance trying so hard to chase her? Stop sucking my life force already! Our marriage is only for business! I want to break the engagement!Ye Yuxuan: "I will never let go of you." - Description from Novelupdates

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other Fellow Daoist' and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. And even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called monster dog'. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques.However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed - Description from Novelupdates

Dying and then meeting a giant God in the image of an Impostor from Among us in the afterlife was certainly something I didn't expect would happen.Getting reincarnated by it, was something I expected even less.And awakening in a world where heroes and villains run rampant, was certainly the cherry on top on this whole matter.But well, nothing I can do about it.