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"Blonde again this time." It's already the third time being possessed. The third time with blonde hair. At this point, I can't help but doubt the taste of the deity I serve, Pebula. Upon waking up, the detailed personal information of the third body, Siora, is as follows: [Siora Velvet. 20 years old. Parents died in a fire. Currently under the protection of Count Bonetti. Remaining assets: 0g. Scheduled to be evicted in 3 days] It's clearly a worse situation than the previous two possessions! *** As the only priestess, cleric, saint, and pope of the ancient deity Pebula, one day she received a book. The book titled described that the world would soon be destroyed by the villain Cruello White Desert.' "Ancient deity Pebula, please perform a miracle." As soon as she finished reading the book, Pebula, who had given the revelation to Reform the villain!' immediately threw her into the body of the villain's childhood fiance. First attempt: Died after being poisoned instead of the villain, thus failing. Second attempt: Possessed the body of the villain's maid but also failed, as she was too focused on doing nothing but dying. Finally, the third attempt. Waking up in the body of Siora, who had no connection with the villain, she strives to make a connection with Cruello. However, there is only one year left before Cruello destroys the world Moreover, after two failed attempts, the once innocent child has already grown into a wicked villain! Like Cinderella returning home at midnight, Siora wants to save Cruello and escape her duties. Will she be able to fulfill her role and break free from her fate? #Overpowered #MultiplePossessions #PoliticalMarriage #Revenge #ComingOfAge #Redemption #SaintOfAncientDeity #ReformTheVillain

'Divinity Online'. The new breakthrough in the Full-Immersion Virtual Reality technology. After decades of work, Divinity Corp had achieved the impossible. Creating a massive video game world that people can enter and live in as if it were Earth. Their goal was clear, to create a world other than Earth that we can call home.A place where the laws of reality vanish, and the true ceiling of power shifts completely.Naturally, the shockwave Divinity Online created across the entire globe was unlike anything else. Every single person has heard of it, even those who have had no interest in video games before.Giant corporations and even governments immediately rushed to start planning to invest in this new world and just like that, billions of people had their eyes on one single date: the 19th of July.***Arthur, like everyone else, had heard of the game and was as excited as everyone else to try it, if not even more. With how much he grew bored of his life on earth, this fantasy world was like the divine call he had been searching for. However, there was a very small problem.He had no money to buy the machine required to access Divinity Online. His wretched life had turned him into a broke teenager with no parents, and no relatives. But, by some kind of luck, he got his hands on one of those machines.Not knowing what was awaiting him in that world, Arthur was simply seeking one thing... A new opportunity in life and to find a purpose he could work for when he had none so far.[Welcome to 'Divinity Online'.][Assimilation Started...]

I found myself possessing the body of a young master who everyone was eager to kill. I'm invincible, so let them try to kill me. It's only for one second, though.

Mother-in-law, "Add another 200,000 to the bride price, I want to switch to a new apartment!"Younger brother-in-law, "Don't think you're the boss just because you shelled out some stinking money!"As Song Yun was fuming, a voice echoed in his mind.Ding! Host successful check-in, reward: Magic Capital's top beauty!While everyone was entangled in the dispute, a Lamborghini approached from afar.The car door opened, and a peerless beauty stepped out and took Song Yun's hand."Song Yun brother, let's get married!"

He is the ruler of the mercenary realm, an overlord that gives headaches to the leaders of any country! For the sake of his friends, he's willing to sacrifice himself; for the sake of his family, he does not hesitate to spill blood! He is a dragon, one that soars above even the highest of heavens. He's a power that advances triumphantly through unstable situations, stirring up both the winds and the waters.

"Where the f*ck am I?"One day, he suddenly fell into a world of barbarism and superstition."F*ck, I ain't a savage!"

This is a world where humans, demons and mysterious beasts coexist. Humans cultivate mysterious qi. Demons cultivate corporeal bodies. Mysterious beasts cultivate soul perception. A legend says that in the middle of an endless rainforest, there are extremely powerful existences; they are called demon kings. Some demon kings have a tyrannical corporeal body, some are experts in illusions. Some demon kings are proficient in magic, some can even move mountains. Some demon kings are able to sense things thousands of miles away. These demon kings rarely appear in the human world. Even if they emerge in the human world, they would reincarnate in human form; assimilating with mankind while seeking to breakthrough realms.

This is the story of a person who transmigrated into a world with a radically different worldview.

[MATURE CONTENT]Abigail Snow accidentally caught her fianc being intimate with her sister. She learned that her fianc had only used her to advance his business and had never truly loved her.Heartbroken, Abigail called off the engagement and left everything behind to start a new life with nothing. At her lowest point, she met Sawyer, a hidden tycoon who helped her rebuild her life and seek justice against those who made her suffer.As Abigail begins to fall in love with Sawyer, his childhood sweetheart reappears, causing doubt and confusion for her.***Excerpt:Whoever this man was, he was her savior. If he hadn't held her hand and pulled her, she might have become dead meat and gone straight to the afterlife."Thank you so much, good sir," Abigail said softly as she finally looked up to see him.Abigail was stunned."But I'm not planning to commit suicide. I tripped over my own feet," she continued, avoiding eye contact. She stared at his chesther line of sight only reaching his sturdy chest."It sounds better to hear that, Miss. Because I don't want to go to the police station to become a witness, or they might wrongly accuse me as a suspect," he said with a sarcastic tone that caused Abigail to stifle a laugh."Sir, I'm so grateful you helped me. You are my savior. I owe you my life" Abigail paused, taken aback by her own words.How could she make such a deep vow to this man!? This man might take advantage of her if he was a bad person. Right?"Alright, young lady, you're supposed to release your tight embrace on me. You're safe now."Abigail was utterly shocked to hear his words. She only realized she was still in his arms, her hands tightly wrapped around his waist, and her entire body pressed against him. They were so closeclose enough to hear his loud heartbeat. She quickly took a few steps back.

"Are you good at Acting? Singing? Dancing?""Are you handsome?""Do you have the talent?""How about popularity?"For someone who has been in the showbiz industry for half of his life, Park Juwon could confidently answer that he had it all.From countless awards, fans, and money, he was a star loved by everyone even the most sought-after celebrities and idols.However, in a twist of fate, Park Juwon suddenly encountered an accident that would change his almost perfect life.When he thought that it was his end, he suddenly found himself transmigrated in the body of Nam Minjae, a rookie actor, who had been dreaming of hitting the big stage since he was a child.[System Integrating][Ding!][System: Become a Legendary Superstar!]

Eternal battlefield descended, and the reality transformed into a hellish place for those who couldn't awaken a class and those who were lucky enough to awaken were known Awakeners.When living beings turned Eighteen they might awaken their class and gain the ability to wield mana at their fingertips. Awakeners would venture into the Eternal battlefield to fight for survival, gaining godlike strength in the process.Dawn reincarnated into this world, strangely while just a few days old, he successfully awakened the Superhero class as a result he was forced to venture into a dangerous world with an infant body.Thankfully for him he managed to unlock some unique skills which allowed him to survive and thrive.....[Ding! New Class Achievement unlocked][Grade - Epic, Gazing into the eyes of Death with a smile][Have a near brush with death 1,000 times in succession in a span of a few days. Young hero, Death had been chasing you but you have been faster][Your efforts have been awarded, young hero, and a new skill has been unlocked.][Nine Abyss Laser Eyes Level 1 - Launch a laser ray with temperature exceeding 1,000 degrees Celsius at your target.]

"If you were the supreme master of the Dao of Immortals, revered by countless beings, able to glimpse life and death, and understand the destiny, what kind of woman would you seek as a partner?"Jiang Feng: "I would marry an eighteen-year-old.""...do you want to die?""I'd rather die to marry an eighteen-year-old."

Upon awakening in a parallel world, Lin Yi discovered that not only were Xiao Zhuang and Xiao Ying present, but also veterans like Old Pao, Tou Lao Gao, QiangziHe had unlocked an Entry Upgrade System.Shooting Novice (White) Hundred Paces Piercing Yang (Gold)Superior Memory (Blue) Photographic Recall (Gold)Master of Struggles (Blue) Supreme Titan of Competition (Gold)Martial Arts Grandmaster (Purple) Mortal Warlord (Red)As time passed, Lin Yi steadily advanced towards the peak, growing ever stronger.Yet, as he ascended, unexpected figures began to emerge before himHe Chenguang, Xu Sanduo, Lei Zhan, Yan Poyue, An Ran, Long Xiaoyun, Shen GeOnly then did Lin Yi realise that this was not merely the world of Special One, but a vast amalgamation of multiple special forces universes.

[IT'S NETORI, not the disgusting Netorare]COUGH Since our lazy author-nim is a bit... let's say, challenged in the synopsis-writing department, I'm stepping in. Sigh... now he's making me do his job too... X(Let's hope he can at least complete my story.Anyway, I'm Lucian, a 35-year-old guy with a rare disease that's cutting my time short. But here I am, working till my last breath sigh.*KNOCK*Oh, a guest! Gotta be quickcan't keep a lady waiting. So, after I kicked the bucket, I woke up in a body that kinda looked like mine but not really. Turns out, I'm on a flipped planet ruled by women. And guess what? I'm married to a cold and crazy ya#SPOILER#. My new mom? Total #SPOILER#. Then I *CENSORED* her right in *BEEP* of my new dad.To get stronger, I need to travel to #SPOILER#. Instead of a cool system, I got a useless b... *BANG* (gunshot).Due to health related issues, Lucian will be taking off, and the author will continue from here..."Kyaaa!! The patient died from a gunshot!"Don't worry, Doc. He was on borrowed time anyway. So, let's talk about what this story has."B-But, he still had a few months to"*BANG*So, here's what you can expect: Revenge, mystery, a bit of comedy, an overpowered MC (maybe), all the deredere, milfs a lot of them, wince... *COUGH*, hacking, a hero, a villain, manipulation, crime and a lot more.What you won't find here: NTR, Yuri, a girlfriend, a job?, etc.Now, the serious stuff. This story aims to keep things light and happy but will have its fair share of sad and rage moments. Alright, that's it for now; I need to go, or we might actually lose our MC before the story even starts...For those who prefer to keep things PG, feel free to skip the R-18 chapters. We understand, really! And for those who pride themselves on being Men of Culture,' get ready to savor the spice. Bon apptit!

Reincarnated and traveling to another world, Eiji Seiya initially thought the world was normal. That was what he thought before he met the heroine and protagonist of the franchise he had watched in his previous life.Not only that, after he awakened the Inner Voice System to grow strong by complaining about plot, heroine and protagonist in his heart to get many rewards.He is determined to increase his power so that he can save his home world, the world where he was reincarnated that was hit by the disaster "Honkai" and save beautiful girls like Kiana, Mai, Bronya, Rita and others who had tragic endings in the original works!"I will save them all!"However... Everything went smoothly... Eiji earned rewards every time he changed the plot in another franchise.It's just that... What's wrong with these heroines?Lala Satalin Deviluke who was supposed to be engaged to the protagonist instead became his fiance.Sona Sitri suddenly called him to the student council office and said she wanted to make a deal with him.Rias Gremory who was supposed to ask the protagonist for help to solve her political marriage problem with Riser Phenex inexplicably came to him.The girls were disgusted at the protagonists of their respective franchises.Something was wrong here!Not only that, heroines like Kotegawa Yui, Sairenji Haruna, Akeno Himejima, Kuroka, Serafall Leviathan, Grayfia Lucifuge, Sakurajima Mai, Ai Hoshino, Kasumigaoka Utaha and others...They like him!All the super beautiful and sexy women that many men in the world covet surround him and leave their respective protagonists.Grayfia even betrayed her husband.Eiji who saw all this was dumbfounded.At first he was confused as to why these heroines were surrounding him, but gradually he realized and knew that it was all happening because ...His inner voice!The plot that has been changed by the MC:To Love Ru: 83%Highschool DxD: 82%Shinmai Maou no Testament: 92%Oregairu: 89%Saekano: 84%Oshi no Ko: 100%Rascal Does Not Dream Of Bunny Girl Senpai: 100%Mieruko-chan: 89%Trinity Seven: 38%This is the plot change process of the latest chapter and will change as the story progresses.By the way, the grammar at the beginning is bad and will improve as the chapter progresses. However, my writing style will not change much because this is an inner voice novel, which means that there will be many reactions from each character.Oh and in chapter hundreds there will be a group chat to prevent the loss of interaction between the heroines. It's a special chat group for the heroines in the MC's harem.

A male university student, Yu Qingtan, had transmigrated. He became a reserve little girl at the Cultivation World's Tianxiang Pavilion. Take a close look at himself? Visit the boudoir of girls from the same period? Share feelings with a bestie? Not a chance, business would start soon, and he was still thinking about these things? Did he want to become the laughingstock among the many transmigrators? Yu Qingtan, she panicked! What to do? Waiting Online , quite urgent!

I thought I would live a better life in my second lifetime. Unbelievably, I've reincarnated into a slime that rolls around on the ground. Anyway, this is my precious new life, so I must work hard.

Things were going great for the demon Bael-Sharoth until a little girl summoned him to open a jar of tomato sauce. Now he's trapped in the human world along with his arch nemesis the beautiful and capable Maharet Flameheart. Life isn't easy for a demon in a small town. But at least the parks are hellhound friendly and the werewolf at the local bookshop seems nice enough. Bael and Maharet must find a loving human family to take in this powerful young witch before time runs out or risk being stuck on earth forever.What to expect: A cozy found family romantic comedy in the style of Good Omens and On a Pale Horse.Gruesomely Wholesome. Enemies to Lovers. Strong Male and Female Characters. Loyal Hellhounds. Sassy Hellcats. A happy ending.

After forming a blood pact with the Saint and Demon ladies, the good-for-nothing young boy obtained the Yin-Yang divine veins, learned the art of alchemy and martial arts, and dominated the world.The young Shen Xiang had a romantic encounter with a goddess and a witch, and obtained their supreme inheritance, acquired a divine vein that defied the heavens, learned peerless magical skills, and mastered superb alchemy techniques, which made him very successful on the road of martial arts... When he was hungry, he would refine some pills as snacks, when he was lonely, he would flirt with the high and mighty goddess, when he was bored, he would play with those martial arts masters who came to ask for pills, and when he was tired, he would let the delicate wives around him give him massages...

Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?" "A. Pull it out" "B. Suck it out" "C.**********" Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C... --------- "Yikes, what's pressing against me?" Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!" With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand ------ "Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?" Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked. "A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?" No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied. "Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!" After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged

She is a top-class spy, a poison specialist, but also a young and cute girl with a sinister temperament. In spite of her sweet and innocent appearance, she can complete any tasks without the slightest hesitation. One day because of an incomplete black magic, she was sent into the body of a girl who was deemed as a good-for-nothing. What kind of change will she bring to this continent?A Prince said with bitter hatred, "I thought she was weak and easily bullied, therefore I broke off the engagement. I really didn't expect she is such a shrewd girl. I made an error of judgment."The Crown Prince deeply sighed, "She is such a sexy evildoer! Obviously, she has a frail and tender body, but I am not able to overwhelm her"Finally, an Emperor hit the nail on the head, "She is just a bit two-faced!"She answered, "You're just a big pervert!"The Emperor carried her into the room and said, "You are predestined to be mine! A two-faced girl and a pervert are a perfect match, right?!" - Description from Novelupdates

The older sister flees from her wedding to be with her lover, and her younger sister is forced to take her place in marrying a very powerful man.As luck would have it, she ends up transmigrating into the body of that younger sister.Although the man that she weds is very powerful, he's the irredeemable final villain.All villains are doomed to a bleak ending. And, as this villain's wife, she's afraid that her ending won't be good either.Fortunately, the older sister had gone back in time after having experienced a lifetime of suffering. This prodigal daughter returns to the turning point of her life. Pointing at her younger sister, she demands for her younger sister to hand over her husband.Looking at this beautifully crying older sister, Ye Zhen swiftly yields and says, "Older sister, don't worry. I haven't even done anything with brother-in-law!"To her shock, she later discovers that she's pregnant.With tears in her eyes, her older sister says, "Didn't you say that nothing happened between the two of you?"Ye Zhen looks at the great villain that doggedly pursues her. She is utterly and totally doomed.There's a great villain lying next to her, and she's pregnant with a mini villain. How's she suppose to survive?!Later on, as Ye Zhen watches the great villain putting the baby down and changing the diaper, she sighs. "There's nothing that can be done. I've already missed the golden opportunity to turn things around. How can I leave now?" - Description from novelupdates

On what basis is a golden finger or a new life a must once you transmigrate? On what basis should a transmigrated cannon fodder definitely counterattack? Is peacefully staying as a cannon fodder too much to ask for? Why come out and wreck everything, Slags.. The Male Lead is dead because of you, the world is even collapsing, okay?! In order to earn Points, every time she enters a new world, Xia Liang expresses that she completes her missions very seriously, face slapping those secondary female characters who wish to counterattack, setting order to all the chaos, restoring the plot, and avoiding the collapse of the worlds.As for why the Male Leads all fell in love with me, that was actually an accident. Em, it's just, aren't these accidents a little bit too many - Description from Novelupdates

25 years ago, Gu Yuan who had a terminal disease was found to possess one kind of kind rare powerful gene. In order to allow the gene to pass through the generation, she donated out 5 ova before the failure of her surgery.25 years later, today she awakens. Her 5 ova had now turned into outstandings and famous men. Mmmm.who is it that laughs at her for being old-fashion, backward, have nothing at all and penniless?The world-renowned tycoon prince accompanied Gu Yuan for supper. The media was in an uproar, is the prince going to be in love? Tycoon Prince: That's my mother.The media tycoon who controls the world public opinion, stake a thousand pieces of gold on one throw for Gu Yuan. The whole audience was in an uproar, an unknown girl going to marry into the noble family? Media Tycoon: That's my mother.The film emperor with thousands of fans who received worldwide attention broke his 8 years practice and for the 1st time ever unexpectedly composed music for Gu Yuan. The whole internet was in an uproar, is this film emperor's love of the century? Film Emperor: That's my mother.17 years old beautiful young boy genius with IQ that beyond compares named the asteroid he found after Gu Yuan. The world was in an uproar, is this love between an older woman and a young boy? Genius Boy: That's my mother. All the supporting males and females who had ridiculed and bullies Gu Yuan before cried: She actually has how many good sons?!Finally, when the handsome world most eligible top billionaire accompanying Gu Yuan for shopping, the crowds immediately shout loudly: She must be his mother! His mother! His mother! The aloof top billionaire: She is the mother of my sons. - Description from Novelupdates

With a breath left, Hope is immortal.Possessing Martial God bloodline, shouldering great responsibility,carrying the clan's enmity, with his dreams, Wang Chen treads on theMartial path.Killing enemies, searching for the Martial Dao, his name moves thewhole world. Leading the clan, leading the declining sect, he beginshis journey, welcoming challenge after challenges.The path to his aspirations is full of difficulties and endless slaughters.Let us see how he overcomes his challenges. With the Martial Godbloodline, the sovereign descends the world! With Supreme body,reaching for the Heaven! - Description from Novelupdates

A long time later, Ah Zhao and her younger generations started chatting about her own story."At first, I was selected by the system to become the man's plug-in to help him reach the pinnacle of life.""-Then what happened afterward?"Ah Zhao lit a cigarette and her expression had great changes:"-Later, I became the wife of the Male God." - Description from novelupdates

Nan Xun encountered a mythical beast that could take her to different worlds. She helped the mythical beast collect merit points. After collecting enough, she can go back and change the outcome of her death.But now, now she regrets, regrets till her insides are turning green. Your mother, those merit points are collected from the scum villain with a blackening value of 100 and an evil value of 100 ah! She only wanted to purify the souls of those scummy bosses. Fu** she didn't want them to fall in love with her ah ah ah!Pervert number 1 eats people! Pervert number 2 is an evil ghost! Pervert number 3.After Nan Xun realized they were all the same person, she closed her eyes and pretended to be dead.The evil, charming, crazy Boss-sama gave her an evil smile: "Baby, weren't you going to purify my soul? Come here."Nan Xun: "The evil we bring on ourselves are the hardest to bear, I really want to die, ah, what to do!" - Description from Novelupdates

Lingyun, a fierce and savage cultivation genius takes over a dead teenager's body. Coincidentally, they are both named Lingyun. Set in a alternate version of the 21st century, teenager Lingyun has been killed by someone with a grudge. - Description from Novelupdates

Lu Zixin has a Black Technology Chat Group of the Ten Thousand Realms , and the group members are the science and technology giants of the world.Tony Stark : "Group owner, I will send this War Machine Mark II Armor to you!"Red Queen : "Group owner, do you want to try the latest T virus ?"Skynet : "Group owner, where is your world? I am going to destroy it."Bruce Wayne : "The Batmobile is simply used to pick up girls and today I have a great girl. Do you want to see it ?"Vega Punk : "Recently synthesized a new demon fruit, does the group want to try an experiment ?"Little Spidey : "I don't care, I don't care, do not send me the red envelope, I will retreat!". . .Lu Zixin : "A group of lawless people, be careful with me!" - Description from Novelupdates

All Things of this World, Turn to Ashes, Flowing Blade-like Flame!Crossing over to the world of pirates(the one piece world) , in the era of pirates, the Roja from eleven years ago obtained a Sword Soul system that lets him strengthen infinitely and extract various kinds of skills.Flowing Blade-like Flame (Ryjin Jakka) , Mirror Flower, Water Moon (Kyoka Suigetsu), Moon Fang Heaven-Piercer (Getsuga Tensho), Thousand Cherry Blossoms (Senbonzakura)"If this sword descend, you may be roasted to death." Roja looked at Akainu in front of him and seriously said. - Description from novelupdates