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At the end of the world, a legendary hero gave his life to save a dear friend, only to be reborn as a four-year-old orphan with 'Crab Affinity'.The apocalypse has come and gone, claiming humanity with it. All humans have had their 'Souls' stolen and claimed by monsters - vampires, demons, zombies - you name it.Reborn as Barnacles (Barns for short), the once-legendary hero claws his way back to strength under the tutelage of the gluttonous King Crab, a sentient crustacean with more vice than virtue in his shell.Follow Barns' journey as he rediscovers his power of rebirth, which when combined with a little 'crab magic' has the power to reset humans back to their original selves.It's time to take a crack at resetting the apocalypse.

If you're reading this, then chances are you're drawn to tales of Greek mythological characters and monsters . Update schedule: 2-3 chaps per day Ding {System notification} God of War, Ares, hath been vanquished {+one million exp points} "What the heck! I just defeated a god and I got only a million exp? Cronus, you stingy ancient relic! I'll get you for this!" Rex yelled. "Verily, thou hast bested but the god of mere skirmishes, Ares. Prithee, speak not of billions in reward 'til thou doth lay low Zeus, Poseidon, or Hades. Until then, relish thy modest crumbs, mortal!" "Talk normally!" Rex screamed "You've merely vanquished the god of brawls, Ares. When you manage to take down Zeus, Poseidon, or Hades, then we can talk about real rewards. Until then, enjoy your pocket change!" "Okay, now I even hate it when you speak normally!" Rex facepalmed ************** Pandora's box has been opened! Woe unto humans!! The entertainment of the gods has just begun!!! Years after the titans were defeated at the hands of the Olympians, humanity started to awaken abilities that made them accomplish feats that would have been only possible in Superhero movies. Yet "evil must accompany good," as monsters also began to emerge on Earth. Amidst all of this, an orphan boy named Rex fails to awaken anything, as if this isn't enough, a pitiful end soon follows him, but it seemed as if fate hadn't forsaken him yet, as the very depths began call for him, ***Young one, You have inherited my will*** But great power comes at a great cost

After his divorce, Lu Qin acquired a street food stall and quickly rose to fame, becoming a culinary sensation known for his unmatched cooking talent. With his young daughter by his side, he roamed the city streets, setting up his stall and making a living. His irresistible dishes attracted crowds from all over, earning him widespread recognition.Passerby: "Most places sell fried noodles, but Lu's are worth every penny."Food Enthusiast: "We've organized a group of over a thousand people just to track down where Lu sets up his stall each day."Chef: "I've tried countless times to recreate his dishes, but I just can't match Master Lu's perfection."One day, an old man called the police, claiming the street food stall downstairs was suspiciously good, hinting there might be something addictive in the food. The police launched an investigation, only to findMeanwhile, Shen Muyan's upscale hotel restaurant was flooded with complaints, forcing her to reluctantly seek help from her ex-husband.Girlfriend: "Your ex-husband is impossible to reach! When can I book him for an exclusive interview on my gourmet show?"Shen Muyan: "He still hasn't agreed to remarry"A celebrity chef from South Korea traveled to China to film a culinary show but ended up spending the entire season documenting Lu Qin's street food stall instead.

In the middle of a deserted island, a small boy wakes up with two sets of memories: one from his few years of life and the other from a man who lived to adulthood and achieved great things. When he least expected it, a powerful master appeared on the island and took him in as a disciple, revealing a shocking fact: magic exists in that world, and, thanks to it, humanity managed to conquer the galaxy.

I became a ghost in the horror game [Mystery Exploration Club ~Summer Vacation Nightmare~]. Give me back my body.Translator's summary:Han Yoo-hee is an unlucky man who fell into the world of a horror game and became the tutorial boss.Now, wanting to go back, he will guide the protagonist and her group through the game and achieve the ending, confronting many different monsters and finding more about the truth of this world.

Elliot Hawthorne, had transmigrated into the body of a struggling apprentice mage, and now had one simple goal, summon a small, harmless spirit to pass his magic academy's final exam. But thanks to a mistranslation in an ancient grimoire, he instead summons Azrael, the almighty Demon King.That would've been bad enough. but then the spell accidentally binds them in an unbreakable marriage contract.Now, Elliot is stuck with a possessive, dangerously powerful, and ridiculously affectionate demon husband who:Carries him everywhere because "His cute little summoner's feet shouldn't touch the ground."Summons hellfire just to keep Elliot warm when he complains about the cold.Declares war on any kingdom that dares to call Elliot "single."Refuses to be unsummoned."Why would I leave? My husband is here."Worse, every holy knight, exorcist, and jealous god now wants Elliot dead for "stealing" the most powerful demon in existence.. Stuck with a one-in-a-million system dungeon and a devilish Demon husband, Elliott's life is constantly on the brink of disaster...But when Elliot starts uncovering secrets about the contract, he realizesDid I really summon him by accident? Or was Azrael waiting for me all along?One way or another, Elliott's unlucky life becomes worse. An impending doom threatens the existence of the human and mortal worlds.And as if that wasn't enough, he's also stuck with a Demon for a husband.But maybe, just maybe being bound to a dangerously powerful Demon King isn't the worst fate after all.

I can see ghosts.Even the ghosts inside games.But then"Ah! Not there, over that way! My family heirloom is hidden there."The ghosts in the game keep revealing hidden pieces to me.

"Blonde again this time." It's already the third time being possessed. The third time with blonde hair. At this point, I can't help but doubt the taste of the deity I serve, Pebula. Upon waking up, the detailed personal information of the third body, Siora, is as follows: [Siora Velvet. 20 years old. Parents died in a fire. Currently under the protection of Count Bonetti. Remaining assets: 0g. Scheduled to be evicted in 3 days] It's clearly a worse situation than the previous two possessions! *** As the only priestess, cleric, saint, and pope of the ancient deity Pebula, one day she received a book. The book titled described that the world would soon be destroyed by the villain Cruello White Desert.' "Ancient deity Pebula, please perform a miracle." As soon as she finished reading the book, Pebula, who had given the revelation to Reform the villain!' immediately threw her into the body of the villain's childhood fiance. First attempt: Died after being poisoned instead of the villain, thus failing. Second attempt: Possessed the body of the villain's maid but also failed, as she was too focused on doing nothing but dying. Finally, the third attempt. Waking up in the body of Siora, who had no connection with the villain, she strives to make a connection with Cruello. However, there is only one year left before Cruello destroys the world Moreover, after two failed attempts, the once innocent child has already grown into a wicked villain! Like Cinderella returning home at midnight, Siora wants to save Cruello and escape her duties. Will she be able to fulfill her role and break free from her fate? #Overpowered #MultiplePossessions #PoliticalMarriage #Revenge #ComingOfAge #Redemption #SaintOfAncientDeity #ReformTheVillain

'Divinity Online'. The new breakthrough in the Full-Immersion Virtual Reality technology. After decades of work, Divinity Corp had achieved the impossible. Creating a massive video game world that people can enter and live in as if it were Earth. Their goal was clear, to create a world other than Earth that we can call home.A place where the laws of reality vanish, and the true ceiling of power shifts completely.Naturally, the shockwave Divinity Online created across the entire globe was unlike anything else. Every single person has heard of it, even those who have had no interest in video games before.Giant corporations and even governments immediately rushed to start planning to invest in this new world and just like that, billions of people had their eyes on one single date: the 19th of July.***Arthur, like everyone else, had heard of the game and was as excited as everyone else to try it, if not even more. With how much he grew bored of his life on earth, this fantasy world was like the divine call he had been searching for. However, there was a very small problem.He had no money to buy the machine required to access Divinity Online. His wretched life had turned him into a broke teenager with no parents, and no relatives. But, by some kind of luck, he got his hands on one of those machines.Not knowing what was awaiting him in that world, Arthur was simply seeking one thing... A new opportunity in life and to find a purpose he could work for when he had none so far.[Welcome to 'Divinity Online'.][Assimilation Started...]

He is the ruler of the mercenary realm, an overlord that gives headaches to the leaders of any country! For the sake of his friends, he's willing to sacrifice himself; for the sake of his family, he does not hesitate to spill blood! He is a dragon, one that soars above even the highest of heavens. He's a power that advances triumphantly through unstable situations, stirring up both the winds and the waters.

"Where the f*ck am I?"One day, he suddenly fell into a world of barbarism and superstition."F*ck, I ain't a savage!"

This is the story of a person who transmigrated into a world with a radically different worldview.

[MATURE CONTENT]Abigail Snow accidentally caught her fianc being intimate with her sister. She learned that her fianc had only used her to advance his business and had never truly loved her.Heartbroken, Abigail called off the engagement and left everything behind to start a new life with nothing. At her lowest point, she met Sawyer, a hidden tycoon who helped her rebuild her life and seek justice against those who made her suffer.As Abigail begins to fall in love with Sawyer, his childhood sweetheart reappears, causing doubt and confusion for her.***Excerpt:Whoever this man was, he was her savior. If he hadn't held her hand and pulled her, she might have become dead meat and gone straight to the afterlife."Thank you so much, good sir," Abigail said softly as she finally looked up to see him.Abigail was stunned."But I'm not planning to commit suicide. I tripped over my own feet," she continued, avoiding eye contact. She stared at his chesther line of sight only reaching his sturdy chest."It sounds better to hear that, Miss. Because I don't want to go to the police station to become a witness, or they might wrongly accuse me as a suspect," he said with a sarcastic tone that caused Abigail to stifle a laugh."Sir, I'm so grateful you helped me. You are my savior. I owe you my life" Abigail paused, taken aback by her own words.How could she make such a deep vow to this man!? This man might take advantage of her if he was a bad person. Right?"Alright, young lady, you're supposed to release your tight embrace on me. You're safe now."Abigail was utterly shocked to hear his words. She only realized she was still in his arms, her hands tightly wrapped around his waist, and her entire body pressed against him. They were so closeclose enough to hear his loud heartbeat. She quickly took a few steps back.

"Are you good at Acting? Singing? Dancing?""Are you handsome?""Do you have the talent?""How about popularity?"For someone who has been in the showbiz industry for half of his life, Park Juwon could confidently answer that he had it all.From countless awards, fans, and money, he was a star loved by everyone even the most sought-after celebrities and idols.However, in a twist of fate, Park Juwon suddenly encountered an accident that would change his almost perfect life.When he thought that it was his end, he suddenly found himself transmigrated in the body of Nam Minjae, a rookie actor, who had been dreaming of hitting the big stage since he was a child.[System Integrating][Ding!][System: Become a Legendary Superstar!]

Eternal battlefield descended, and the reality transformed into a hellish place for those who couldn't awaken a class and those who were lucky enough to awaken were known Awakeners.When living beings turned Eighteen they might awaken their class and gain the ability to wield mana at their fingertips. Awakeners would venture into the Eternal battlefield to fight for survival, gaining godlike strength in the process.Dawn reincarnated into this world, strangely while just a few days old, he successfully awakened the Superhero class as a result he was forced to venture into a dangerous world with an infant body.Thankfully for him he managed to unlock some unique skills which allowed him to survive and thrive.....[Ding! New Class Achievement unlocked][Grade - Epic, Gazing into the eyes of Death with a smile][Have a near brush with death 1,000 times in succession in a span of a few days. Young hero, Death had been chasing you but you have been faster][Your efforts have been awarded, young hero, and a new skill has been unlocked.][Nine Abyss Laser Eyes Level 1 - Launch a laser ray with temperature exceeding 1,000 degrees Celsius at your target.]

A male university student, Yu Qingtan, had transmigrated. He became a reserve little girl at the Cultivation World's Tianxiang Pavilion. Take a close look at himself? Visit the boudoir of girls from the same period? Share feelings with a bestie? Not a chance, business would start soon, and he was still thinking about these things? Did he want to become the laughingstock among the many transmigrators? Yu Qingtan, she panicked! What to do? Waiting Online , quite urgent!

I thought I would live a better life in my second lifetime. Unbelievably, I've reincarnated into a slime that rolls around on the ground. Anyway, this is my precious new life, so I must work hard.

Things were going great for the demon Bael-Sharoth until a little girl summoned him to open a jar of tomato sauce. Now he's trapped in the human world along with his arch nemesis the beautiful and capable Maharet Flameheart. Life isn't easy for a demon in a small town. But at least the parks are hellhound friendly and the werewolf at the local bookshop seems nice enough. Bael and Maharet must find a loving human family to take in this powerful young witch before time runs out or risk being stuck on earth forever.What to expect: A cozy found family romantic comedy in the style of Good Omens and On a Pale Horse.Gruesomely Wholesome. Enemies to Lovers. Strong Male and Female Characters. Loyal Hellhounds. Sassy Hellcats. A happy ending.

She is a top-class spy, a poison specialist, but also a young and cute girl with a sinister temperament. In spite of her sweet and innocent appearance, she can complete any tasks without the slightest hesitation. One day because of an incomplete black magic, she was sent into the body of a girl who was deemed as a good-for-nothing. What kind of change will she bring to this continent?A Prince said with bitter hatred, "I thought she was weak and easily bullied, therefore I broke off the engagement. I really didn't expect she is such a shrewd girl. I made an error of judgment."The Crown Prince deeply sighed, "She is such a sexy evildoer! Obviously, she has a frail and tender body, but I am not able to overwhelm her"Finally, an Emperor hit the nail on the head, "She is just a bit two-faced!"She answered, "You're just a big pervert!"The Emperor carried her into the room and said, "You are predestined to be mine! A two-faced girl and a pervert are a perfect match, right?!" - Description from Novelupdates

The older sister flees from her wedding to be with her lover, and her younger sister is forced to take her place in marrying a very powerful man.As luck would have it, she ends up transmigrating into the body of that younger sister.Although the man that she weds is very powerful, he's the irredeemable final villain.All villains are doomed to a bleak ending. And, as this villain's wife, she's afraid that her ending won't be good either.Fortunately, the older sister had gone back in time after having experienced a lifetime of suffering. This prodigal daughter returns to the turning point of her life. Pointing at her younger sister, she demands for her younger sister to hand over her husband.Looking at this beautifully crying older sister, Ye Zhen swiftly yields and says, "Older sister, don't worry. I haven't even done anything with brother-in-law!"To her shock, she later discovers that she's pregnant.With tears in her eyes, her older sister says, "Didn't you say that nothing happened between the two of you?"Ye Zhen looks at the great villain that doggedly pursues her. She is utterly and totally doomed.There's a great villain lying next to her, and she's pregnant with a mini villain. How's she suppose to survive?!Later on, as Ye Zhen watches the great villain putting the baby down and changing the diaper, she sighs. "There's nothing that can be done. I've already missed the golden opportunity to turn things around. How can I leave now?" - Description from novelupdates

25 years ago, Gu Yuan who had a terminal disease was found to possess one kind of kind rare powerful gene. In order to allow the gene to pass through the generation, she donated out 5 ova before the failure of her surgery.25 years later, today she awakens. Her 5 ova had now turned into outstandings and famous men. Mmmm.who is it that laughs at her for being old-fashion, backward, have nothing at all and penniless?The world-renowned tycoon prince accompanied Gu Yuan for supper. The media was in an uproar, is the prince going to be in love? Tycoon Prince: That's my mother.The media tycoon who controls the world public opinion, stake a thousand pieces of gold on one throw for Gu Yuan. The whole audience was in an uproar, an unknown girl going to marry into the noble family? Media Tycoon: That's my mother.The film emperor with thousands of fans who received worldwide attention broke his 8 years practice and for the 1st time ever unexpectedly composed music for Gu Yuan. The whole internet was in an uproar, is this film emperor's love of the century? Film Emperor: That's my mother.17 years old beautiful young boy genius with IQ that beyond compares named the asteroid he found after Gu Yuan. The world was in an uproar, is this love between an older woman and a young boy? Genius Boy: That's my mother. All the supporting males and females who had ridiculed and bullies Gu Yuan before cried: She actually has how many good sons?!Finally, when the handsome world most eligible top billionaire accompanying Gu Yuan for shopping, the crowds immediately shout loudly: She must be his mother! His mother! His mother! The aloof top billionaire: She is the mother of my sons. - Description from Novelupdates

With a breath left, Hope is immortal.Possessing Martial God bloodline, shouldering great responsibility,carrying the clan's enmity, with his dreams, Wang Chen treads on theMartial path.Killing enemies, searching for the Martial Dao, his name moves thewhole world. Leading the clan, leading the declining sect, he beginshis journey, welcoming challenge after challenges.The path to his aspirations is full of difficulties and endless slaughters.Let us see how he overcomes his challenges. With the Martial Godbloodline, the sovereign descends the world! With Supreme body,reaching for the Heaven! - Description from Novelupdates

A long time later, Ah Zhao and her younger generations started chatting about her own story."At first, I was selected by the system to become the man's plug-in to help him reach the pinnacle of life.""-Then what happened afterward?"Ah Zhao lit a cigarette and her expression had great changes:"-Later, I became the wife of the Male God." - Description from novelupdates

Lingyun, a fierce and savage cultivation genius takes over a dead teenager's body. Coincidentally, they are both named Lingyun. Set in a alternate version of the 21st century, teenager Lingyun has been killed by someone with a grudge. - Description from Novelupdates

Lu Zixin has a Black Technology Chat Group of the Ten Thousand Realms , and the group members are the science and technology giants of the world.Tony Stark : "Group owner, I will send this War Machine Mark II Armor to you!"Red Queen : "Group owner, do you want to try the latest T virus ?"Skynet : "Group owner, where is your world? I am going to destroy it."Bruce Wayne : "The Batmobile is simply used to pick up girls and today I have a great girl. Do you want to see it ?"Vega Punk : "Recently synthesized a new demon fruit, does the group want to try an experiment ?"Little Spidey : "I don't care, I don't care, do not send me the red envelope, I will retreat!". . .Lu Zixin : "A group of lawless people, be careful with me!" - Description from Novelupdates

All Things of this World, Turn to Ashes, Flowing Blade-like Flame!Crossing over to the world of pirates(the one piece world) , in the era of pirates, the Roja from eleven years ago obtained a Sword Soul system that lets him strengthen infinitely and extract various kinds of skills.Flowing Blade-like Flame (Ryjin Jakka) , Mirror Flower, Water Moon (Kyoka Suigetsu), Moon Fang Heaven-Piercer (Getsuga Tensho), Thousand Cherry Blossoms (Senbonzakura)"If this sword descend, you may be roasted to death." Roja looked at Akainu in front of him and seriously said. - Description from novelupdates

Even in the Interstellar universe, a shut-in is a shut-in. Wu Zimo, a bachelor tech nerd, said that there was no pressure. As long as there was a network and a computer, nothing would be a problem! As for the male god, this type of mythical creature should be sitting on a pedestal with a noble and cool expression, accepting the worship of believers day and night.A certain shut-in: So, Marshal, we should have been running about on the road of bachelorhood all this time. Would you say that's correct?Marshal: ah! Ah!Beware of mines: Sentinel/ guide, two orientations, protagonist shou, mutual pampering, 1v1 Hacker God Mo is the Number 1 Hacker from 21st Century. Reborn in interstellar, he became an ancient man from thousands of years ago. His ambition is to shine the name of GOD Mo in interstellar era.As for his Male God. He is a famous Marshal who sits in the top platform of Gods. A noble and cold person. To protect his little chrysanthemum. Wu ZiMo decided to pretend to be a ordinary person. Let's see how long can Wu ZiMo can protect his chrysanthemum I mean his identity as a ordinary person. - Description from Novelupdates

Congratulations, for mating with a Queen Bee you got a new achievement: "Not a virgin"! Your reward: "Drone Consort" title.Hey! I wasn't a virgin before this, system!'Imagine that you lived a painfully average life, died by a stupid, stupid accident, but a goddess interfered and gave you a second chance in another world.There, you became a consort of a beautiful, big-chested queen, and your only job is to have mind-blowing sex with her so she could have thousands of your adorable daughters. In return, you can live in peace and luxury for the rest of your days.Which means, for about two months. Because I'm a bee. And my queen is also a bee. And bees don't live for long.The only way to increase my lifespan is to develop my bee colony. A hard task in this huge world filled with dangerous and hungry beasts, other war-hungry insect tribes, and natural disasters.But I have a hundred thousand daughters, some actual brains, and with superior genes given to me by my system, we will be unstoppable!===Note: no NTR, harem, incest, or outright smut.

The ordinary yet not so ordinary detective, Wen Wen, woke up in a mental hospital and discovered that his right hand was connected to a mysterious space called the 'Catastrophe Containment Facility,' from which he could acquire the powers of the monsters imprisoned within!By capturing a vampire, he gained a formidable physique;By capturing a ghost, he could turn invisible and pass through walls;By capturing a fox spirit, he could charm the opposite sex...In short, in order to obtain more powerful abilities, Wen Wen began to diligently capture monsters, thereby stepping into the strange world of superpowers and seeing the hidden truths behind the curtain...

Having been confessed by the person you in love with must be a dream come true.That happened to me. However, I found out later that the confession is not meant for me but for my classmate named Kyzer. he's handsome, rich, and popular. On top of that, he's a top student.It all happened because of the tiger costume I am wearing .Feeling defeated, I went back home with a bleeding heart.On my way toward home, a white van stopped in front of me and abducted me. I was abducted because they thought I was Kyzer thanks to the costume.A series of misfortunes befell to me one after another.When I opened my eyes again, I found myself in an unfamiliar room. Then I become the subject of a weird experiment.In the next day, I woke up in my bed by a loud ringing and discovered some weird widgets floating in front of my vision.I learned later that the peaceful city I was living till today is now in an apocalyptic situation. Demonic creatures were running rampant causing chaos to the land.Using my System, I will survive in this apocalypse.