Comedy Novels - Page 7

Grey, elemental affinity, zero The Elder announced the result loudly.

The planet [Earth] has entered the abnormal state [Apocalypse]. You have failed in saving the Earth. The Authority, [Vintage Clock (EX)] rewinds the world's time.For Yu Jitae, it was a message he had seen many times.It was tiresome.It would have been great had he died with everyone else.But he couldn't, for his authorities that made him the strongest existence, brought him back in time whenever he did.And even with his strength, he couldn't protect the broad earth against the maddened dragons. The world's time will soon begin.As the clock resumed ticking in the direction it should, his 7th iteration came to a start.Fortunately, he finally had a gist.

Before her rebirth, she was abandoned by her parents, then murdered by her seemingly pure but vile younger sister. After her rebirth, she kicked all her scum boyfriends to the curb and began a campaign of abuse against the superficially perfect. Rumors were rife on the internet that Qin Sheng was a kept woman? A bunch of computer nerds, "Let's hack the keyboard warriors' computers." The first director, "Boss, have you written the script yet?" The medical expert, "Sheng Sheng, our research institute will give you 100 million. When will you be able to join our team?" A famous painter, "Sister Sheng, take me along when you hold your art exhibition." The CEO of a billion-dollar company, "Boss, when are you going to publicly disclose your identity?" Finally, a big boss pulled Qin Sheng into his arms. "Sheng Sheng, I've transferred all the assets under my name to you." Netizens, "?? This world has suddenly become crazy?" She was a business genius, a computer genius, a legendary screenwriter, a legendary painter, and a legendary medical expert. It remained to be seen how she would create flourishing prosperity. (The male protagonist has a propensity for recognizing bitches, but is infinitely sweet and doting to the female protagonist!)

Indra (5) grew up in her family while being shunned and ostracized. When she regained the memories of her previous life, she decided to run away from home and thus trained herself to absurdity.During her training, she encountered the young adventurer Sword, who looked just like a middle-aged guy. Worrying about the impertinent, eccentric, pointlessly strong young girl, Sword invited her to go on a journey with him.

Within the Huang Realm, aworld where the era ofdivinities has ended and the era ofimmortals isnearing its waning years, exists the Buzhou Immortal Sect. And within the Buzhou Immortal Sect onJade Peak was adisciple ofthe sect, XiTianyi. Hewas ofnoble birth, the only child ofthe Sword Empress who reigned invincible.But the truth was that XiTianyi, was originally anordinary mortal from Earth who suddenly woke upone day asinanother world filled with immortals and demons. Under heavy pressure, knowing that his life isatstake towhoever isstrongest, XiTianyi quietly cultivates inhopes ofone day fearing noone and discovering the circumstances ofhis transmigration. ButYou bastard, you stole myfiance! Said aformer genius who had lost all his cultivation.Bastard, pay with your life for the death ofmyentire clan! Said acultivator with blood leaking from his hatred filled eyes.What the hell?! I've been cooped upcultivating quietly sowhy are you guys suddenly finding trouble with me?! Besides, I'm only ten! Cried out Tianyi indisbelief.Fine, ifyou want tomake meyour cannon fodder, I'll step onyour corpses for myascension!

Kusumi Chiharu gets a message one day that he has been selected as a Monster Tamer, and he is prompted to select his first partner. He thinks little of the message until he receives a giant package the following day. He assumes it's the porn books he ordered, but the huge box ends up containing the unconscious body of a near-naked girl! She's a ghoul named Zonmi, who intends to fight beside him as his partner. However, it turns out that other hot girls at his mostly-male high school are also magical entities, and Zonmi may not be the only one who wants to fight by his side!

Su Yang was an average university student in Shanghai when he received a system that allowed him to add points to things. The point system provided him with missions and by clearing them, he would gain points.

In a time when the Divine Prefectures of the East Sea were in great disarray, Emperor Ye Qing and Donghuang the Great appeared to save the day. Under their rule, the prefectures united and all nations as well as their kings have been controlled. However, the legend of these two great heroes becomes altered when Emperor Ye Qing's name is wiped from the history books after his sudden death. All statues and images of him were destroyed and his name a taboo. Only the legend of Donghuang the Great shall live on. Fifteen years later, a young man by the name of Ye Futian begins his journey in search for his true identity. The legend of Futian was going to be one for the history books.

Karl Adelheit, a self-proclaimed ordinary student returning from military service.And a nobleman who enlisted as a soldier and received Medals of Honor.

800 years ago, 3000 dimensional gates opened across the entire world. In that moment, it was as if 3000 different colored eyes opened across the world as hordes of monsters swarmed out of these gates like tears.Some could destroy city walls with one strike; They had bodies the size of a giant and fed on humansSome latched onto humans, absorbing their bodies' nutrients and enslaving humansSome infiltrated the humans' cities, disguising themselves as normal human beings while feeding upon human blood to sustain themselves.In a night, the Human race fell to the bottom of the food chain.The world had turned into a paradise for monsters

A side story series featuring the girls of Kyoukai Senjou no Horizon.

Monica Everett, a genius magician, was extremely shy and terrible at speaking in public.To that end, she worked hard and mastered the art of countless magic, which she could use without chanting. After being chosen as one of the Seven Sage at the tender age of fifteen as the "Silent Witch," she lived a quiet life in the forest.However, two years have passed since then, and one day, Monica received an order.And it was to secretly protect the second prince to the academy undetected.In order to protect the prince, Monica must infiltrate a glamorous school for the children of noble families."I don't wanna do this I'm scared Ugh My stomach is aching"said the girl whimpering.

Yours Truly shall have all of you bow down to me!Arriving in this brand-new world, Lin Fan found himself in possession of a system which allows him to level up indefinitely unbounded by the limitations of this world. Upon learning a powerful technique of Monkey Steals Peaches, Lin Fan realises that he's poised to literally become the strongest person in this entire world. But of course, how boring would that be unless the whole world gets to know about his great name?Shameless. Righteous. Smart. Lin Fan will let no one (or balls) stand in his way to glory!Hilarious for all the wrong reasons and exciting for all the right ones, this novel will definitely have you roaring out in laughter and set your blood pumping all at the same time. Join us in this rollercoaster of a masterpiece with Lin Fan and his trusty sidekicks as he shows the world what it truly means to be YOURS TRULY.There is a person, whose entire life is a legend.There is a person, whose extraordinariness radiates from his browsThere is a person, his name is Lin Fan.Everybody: "Lin Fan, I want to have your babies."A dominating life of unrestrained swag needs no explanation.

Ding! The system activated the mission![Look at this sick old man in front of you. Let us pull out his oxygen tube and send him off. Let's give him a peaceful mercy teehee~]Shinomiya Aoba was stunned.The old man mentioned by the dog system seemed to be a little strongLooking at the Gedo Mazo Pipe inserted in the back of old age Madara', he was silent and even wanted to laugh.What do you mean his oxygen tube'?You want me to die?!In addition The super su*cide missions have been released:[Personally experiencing the ultimate meaning of the Eight Inner Gates! Take a hard kick of Night Guy' and shout out, I would not call you the strongest!'] [Give Otsutsuki Kaguya a Thousand-Year Kill! And record this beautiful moment!][Art is Explosion and SpongeBob Squarepants! -To accompany Deidara to self-destruct!][Inviting Terumi Mei to host the wedding No less than a hundred words of congratulations!]In addition, there were many other kinds of death-seeking missions waiting to be opened. And when the main character looked back many years later, everyone was holding back a sentence of "Damn it, he's crazy!""This Ninja clearly didn't look very strong, so why did he not die even after doing this?"This was probably a poor child who had been dragged onto a path of death by a shitty system that's set on seeking death.

In the most popular 3D keyboard online game "Tomorrow", an ordinary player, Zhang Zhiyin has a less common hobbythat is to visit Dr. Y, the ultimate boss giving him gifts and hugs.

It's been 11 years since I've lived for others and not for me.The moment I cried out wanting to get away from my exhausting life, I opened my eyes in the body of some Count's 20-year-old daughter.Since this happened, I decided to live my life freely as a single woman.But"I need a lady to act as my fake wife for a certain period of time.""A contract marriage?""The term is one year. When the time is up, I'll give you divorce with no strings attached."The Duke of the Empire whom I had happened to meet at a ball was hitting on me.Turns out he's no other than the Emperor's beloved brother, Duke Scade!Hold on, it's just going to end in a clean divorce with no strings attached?"You should also give me alimony. Give me one of the best lands of the Ducal household with 10 years' worth of profit.""..What?""If you don't want to do that, then we cannot get married."This time I'm going to live a life taking care of the things I need first!***"I'll escort you since it's late."Where to? My bedroom is just around the corner."Tonight, I'll do my best."No, I don't need you to do that."Did you just look at that man?"Excuse me, Duke, you said it's for a limited time only, so why do you keep obsessing over me?

When Su Lin transmigrated into a Rebirth novel, he found himself playing the role of a villain.He then came to know that Ye Feng, the Protagonist, will be reborn in three days and he began to alter the plot, leaving the reborn Ye Feng dumbfounded.Goddess Bai Yueguang's attitude towards him has now changed.Even his childhood sweetheart began to treat him coldly.The reborn Ye Feng who intended to reach the pinnacle of his life, would never have expected he'd sink into oblivion.On the other hand, Su Lin, who was well-versed of the plot of the world and the cliches that are bound to it used them to his advantage, and flourished.His story had become much more interesting.The one who had been reborn, the supreme medical saint who had come from the mountains, the one who had returned from the military, and many more Protagonists were all dealt by Su Lin, and thus he had become a legend. Dear readers! Without any ads, maybe you will prefer .

A genius talisman practitioner is reborn as a seven-year-old girl! However, her innocent appearance belies her vicious personality.

During a party one evening in the royal palace, Rachel, the eldest daughter of Duke Ferguson, was reproached by Prince Elliot for sins she didn't remember committing and their engagement was abandoned. Rachel informed everyone she had not committed the acts they were accusing her of, but she was dragged away out of the party venue and thrown into the palace dungeon.

Tunnel Rat is being revised. I have finished the revised manuscript for Book one, which comprises Chapters 1-60.At some point, the first book will be published on Amazon. A few chapters and an outline of the first book will be left here on RR, and the bulk of chapters 1-60 will be removed, stubbing the book. I will give warning before that happens.Milo lives in a steel cave within a man-made mountain of steel and concrete. He spends his days repairing the machinery that keeps the habitat livable and tinkering with the prosthetics that help his twisted body move about through the small tunnels and air shafts that are his world. He's as much a piece of discarded machinery as the equipment he keeps running. Given a chance at being someone different will he become a hero and live in the sunlight? The light beckons, but there are secrets buried in the ground. Ancient mysteries left by races that delved deep and stayed below. Maybe only a tunnel rat could find them? Dear readers! Without any ads, maybe you will prefer .

In a distant future, the empires of mankind span the galaxy, and glorious Earth has devolved into a peripheral backwater.In Shanjing city in the Asian region, Wang Zheng's dreams of becoming a mech pilot are crushed when his college entrance exam genetic score turns out a pathetic twenty eight, barely above an animal.To make things worse, people get the impression he attempted suicide after being rejected by the campus beauty.Then the closest thing to a family he has, the old man in the book store across the road, goes missing, leaving him only a mysterious birthday present.

Instead of causing chaos with my knowledge of the original work, I assisted the protagonist.I successfully completed the story and now planned to retire and live peacefully.However, it seems the protagonist still needs my help.An academy professor? That's nothing much.But why is the state of the academy so strange?"

[System] + [Cub] + [Gourmet] + [Supporting Female Character] + [Livestream]Shen Wei bound herself to a super kindergarten system and returned to her villainous childhood period.The future computer genius who would destroy the world was currently just a stubborn little darling suffering from domestic violence.The future renowned autistic painter who would later commit su*cide had not yet been mol*sted by her stepfather.The future highly intelligent criminal with an antisocial personality disorder was currently fighting dogs for a mealeverything could still be remedied.Shen Wei found each of these children one by one and brought them back to the kindergarten, nurturing them with care.After going live on the internet, the kindergarten became a hit!"Which kindergarten teaches high-level math and calculus?""The kindergarten cafeteria serves a full imperial feast for lunch? It's still early, let me sleep a little longer.""Did I see that right? The kindergarten's game room has the most advanced games on the market. Um, are they accepting 300-month-old babies?"Before long, everyone flocked to it like a craze.The once most high-end bilingual kindergarten in the city, which was previously deserted, now left the principal tossing and turning all night: "She must be insane!"

Jin Rou wanted tobeacultivator who defied the heavens, and surpassed all limits.Unfortunately for him, hedied, and now I'm stuck here. Arrogant young masters? Heavenly tribulations? Cultivating for days onend, then getting into life ordeath battles?Yeah, nothanks. I'm getting out ofhere.Inwhich atransmigrator decides that the only winning move isnot toplay.

"Greatness comes after third death".....Joanna Anderson, had nothing except the empty title of being the King's mate, making her a foe to everyone in the kingdom.Losing her mother in infancy, despised by her father and having suffered so much for years, she was pushed down a cliff and left to die.Kayden Greyson, fifth King of Twipera, was a gentle and loving soul until the day he lost his beloved and everything changed.With the bitterness of heart and the mysterious death of all kings in their sixth year of reign, bothering him, he is helplessly faced with death.Can he find out the true cause and save himself or would he fall prey? And what has her survival had to do with his life?****The wind howled in response as its sweetness, welcomed the body that was thrown into its embrace."I have suffered too much all my life to end up like this. I don't want my life to end like a joke. I deserve more than what I got from life. I, Joanna, refused to die."Tears rippled through her face as she closed her eyes waiting for the final destination at death's door. But it never came.No one has ever entered the Ancient Forest of No Return and come out alive but this powerless werewolf girl did.Not only coming back alive but with a system, making her powerful through completing missions.The last thing on Joanna's mind after returning was having a relationship or anything that has to do with love but the first mission she got changed everything.[Main mission: Seduce and make your mate hard and say I LOVE YOU][Reward: 50 exp][Failure: returning to level 1]Almost pulling out her hair or crying, the mission remained unchanged? She needed to seduce the king either way. Dear readers! Without any ads, maybe you will prefer .

I was reincarnated into the world of a novel I'd only read the free chapters.Thankfully, the blood flowing in the body of the person I'd possessed was blue."The prominence of our family comes from the blessing bestowed upon us by the royal family throughout the generations."Maybe this is the price to pay for that. But I got a father who seems overly loyal to the Emperor. And because of that, I was forced to become a Civil Servant.While everyone else enjoys romance, I'm just spending my days as a Civil Servant.

Yuna, a 15 years old girl started playing the world's first VRMMO. She has earned billions of yen in stocks. She confines herself in her house playing the game without going to school. Today, a huge update has arrived. She obtains a non-transferable rare bear outfit. But the equipment is so embarrassing that she can't wear it even in the game. Furthermore, when she answers the survey regarding the new update and relaunches the game, she appears in unknown forest in a bear outfit. Where is this? Email from God? Different world? If she wears the bear outfit she's a cheat, if she takes it off she's a normal girl. Her adventure starts just like that. Yuna began doing as she liked.

Chen Chao dreamt of becoming a powerful immortal cultivator, flying on his sword and vanquishing enemies with daoist magic. His hopes were dashed when he discovered that he had absolutely no talent for immortal cultivation.Refusing to submit to his fate, Chen Chao joined the ranks of countless other talentless martial artists and embarked on the path of martial cultivation, a path scorned by the immortal cultivators.In this era of strife where martial cultivators, immortal cultivators, and demonic cultivators wrestled for hegemony, Chen Chao will either rise to the top or fall into eternal damnation.

"Heart wants to love but fears the fate of being left alone."-------He Jian I loved you more than anything in my whole life. To the point that it became poison for me.Now in this life, I loved myself. I sealed my heart for you. Then why are you not leaving me alone? Why are you constantly pulling me into your life.? Why do your eyes have something else other than disgust for me?Did you not hate me?What has changed?You or Me?--------ExcerptA gentle kiss fell on her lips and a shiver ran down her spine."I love you."Her heart pounded fiercely inside her chest. These words. Oh, how she wished to hear them in her last life. She might have fainted from happiness if she had heard them at that time. But now, they didn't bring that happiness to her heart. They only brought fear, confusion and anger, and so many questions."How can you" She whispered more to herself.How can he love her?He heard her and stroked her cheek. The touch was so gentle that it made her feel as if she was a precious treasure. It made her feel loved.She raised her head to look at him. The usual ice-cold-blue eyes were filled with smiles as he asked her."Why can't I?"She swallowed realizing how those eyes still affected her, realizing how weak she was. Tears surfaced through her eyes and she saw him panicking. He tried to wipe them gently as she whispered."You can't..you just can't."~*~*~**~*~*~Mo Roulan spent her whole life chasing after the man she loved with her whole heart. At the time of her death, when she didn't see even an ounce of sorrow in his eyes, her heart was filled with sorrow.She was reborn. This time she vowed to make different choices and change her destiny. Hiding the past in her heart, this time she chose her family. But what will she do when the same past is back pounding on the doors of her heart, ready to break the walls she had surrounded her heart with.Will she give it a chance or will she continue to hide those feelings inside her heart?Read on to find out what wins. Her fear or His love?------------------Warning - The story has side couples who are homosexual and hence has the LGBT tag. The story will also concentrate on those couples as well as the main couple. If you don't like to read BL and GL then please leave it but don't leave disgusting comments about homosexuality.------------ Dear readers! Without any ads, maybe you will prefer .

I, Maehara Maki, someone who couldn't make any acquaintances or friends in high school, finally had someone I can hang out with outside of school. A girl.Her name was Asanagi-san. The boys in my class called her The class' second cutest girl' behind her back.On Fridays, she would refuse her best friend, Amami, the cutest girl in class' invitation just to hang out in my house with me.Together, we played games, watched some movies, read some manga while eating junk foods like pizza and hamburgers, and chugging cola without a care in the world. To others, we may seem sloppy, but it was a precious, secret time together for Asanagi-san and myself.