Comedy Novels - Page 78

Saintess wants to turn me into a sword spirit; the master wants me to be a rebel disciple; the blindfolded sword fairy senior sister wants to make me her slave; the fox from Qingqiu harbors ill intentions; the little dragon girl always drools over me; the princess wants to keep me in the deep palace...All I want is to cultivate immortality, so why do they always have designs on me!? Many years later, someone asks Lu Jin'an what kind of Dao heart supported him to get this far? Lu Jin'an glances at his charming and alluring wives and sighs faintly"I just wanted freedom."

Short Version:An overpowered man helps anime and comic characters in exchange for sex.Long version:In an unexpected turn of events, an average man meets his demise and finds himself transported to a mysterious new world. Driven by his deepest desires, he yearns to create a group of women who adore hima Harem. However, he soon discovers a surprising truth: there are no women in this world.Determined to escape this peculiar realm and protect his virtue, our hero sets out on a challenging journey of self-improvement. Through hard work and unwavering commitment, he attains godlike powers. But even with his newfound abilities, he finds himself confined to a shop within the vast multiverse.Within the walls of this enigmatic shop, our protagonist faces his true test. As a divine duty, he must assist distressed women from different parts of the multiverse, offering them his strength and guidance. However, the cosmic balance demands a price, and the reward he gets is.... SexThroughout his adventure, our hero encounters women from various backgrounds, each with their own unique struggles and stories. As he ventures forth, he becomes deeply involved in their challenges, providing comfort, advice, and protection.Yet, amid his selfless acts, the man secretly hopes that someday, somehow, his unwavering dedication and kindness will be reciprocated. Will his cherished dream of a Harem come to fruition, or will the universe have different plans for him?Embark on this captivating journey, where desire, determination, and duty intertwine, showcasing a man's quest for personal fulfillment and the salvation of others......Worlds:Oshi no koChainsaw manMarvelDCOne pieceNarutoAttack on titanBleachJujutsu KaisenOne punch manAnd more....

Chen Bin never imagined that his godmother would make such a request.However, considering the financial support he had received from her over the years, he ultimately chose to compromise!Yet, he did not realize that his life would undergo earth-shattering changes because of that woman!

Caelen died doing what he loved most: playing survival games non-stop like a sleep-deprived goblin. Unfortunately, dying in your chair from gaming overload isn't exactly what you'd call a dignified exit. Even God laughed at him.But lucky for Caelen, or maybe unlucky, he gets a second chance in the world of his favorite survival game. It's a brutal fantasy realm full of monsters, magic, swords and absolutely zero indoor plumbing.Armed with only a stone pickaxe, a limited-use "Google Brain" search skill, and the stubbornness of a man who once built a Minecraft mansion out of dirt, Caelen sets out to survive. But surviving isn't enough he wants to upgrade the world. Electricity? Toilets? Toasted bread? Why not all three?As he fends off nighttime horrors, awkwardly crafts furniture, and tries to avoid becoming monster chow, Caelen has one mission: bring modern convenience to a medieval world, one ridiculous invention at a time.And maybe, just maybe not die again in a chair.[System Notes:No Ntr, No Yuri(gl), No Yaoi(bl)]

Xu Feng transmigrated into the cultivation world with only one useless cheat.When he was born, the Golden Armored Spirit Turtle had just hatched, and according to the family tradition, it was bestowed upon him as his companion spiritual beast.Thinking that the Golden Armored Spirit Turtle had an extraordinary bloodline, he believed it would become a great companion in the future.However, to his surprise, it took twenty years for it to reach the Qi-Refining stage.So Xu Feng gave up all his expectations. He decided to keep nurturing it. If he failed, he could just pass it on to future generations.Unexpectedly...A colossal golden turtle, as vast as the entire world, lay across the shattered land.Looking at the devastated world, Xu Feng harshly tapped the head of the golden turtle."Try to be more gentle next time!"

I am going to die.That's how the game goes.The less I know, the bettera hardcore otome game where the tragic villain, Johan Von Matilda, is fated to fall by his own daughter's sword.A mere stepping stone for the protagonist to win the main heroine's heart.And now? I'm him."Are you kidding me? I won't let my daughter become a simp with no personality!"The problem is, I am just a healer with money and influence; my daughter hates me and is obsessed with him.The protagonist is obviously the one with unlimited plot armor. Blessed with Schrodinger's Catan overpowered skill that makes him literally unkillable.Ding![System: Gambler's Gambit Initiating][All choices lead to a different ending' Choose wisely.][Earn points based on your choices. Points can be used to gamble.]"Hahaha! Be prepared to be broke, system! People don't call me the Gacha God for nothing!"[Quest 3 Triggered: Fate had another plan][1. Actually become a traitor and betray the kingdom] (Rewards: 5,00,000 points)[2. Start twerking aggressively towards attacking Selene] (Rewards: 1 Million points)[3. Kill yourself dramatically: Yell to Leonard that "they will come after you too old friend" and bite your tongue.] (Rewards: A massive civil war will break, killing millions all over the world)[4. Beg for mercy while calling Leor your father. Kneel and ask if he's proud.] (Rewards: Two million points and a possibility of survival.)[5. Accept your fate] (Rewards: Death)"...WTF!!"Yet a devious grin appeared on his face.This time, he will decide the ending, no matter what."What?""She's still alive?""Wait. This isn't how it was in the game. Why is the protagonist changing?"[Warning: Even though at face it appears like any normal webnovel, I will warn ya there are many uncomfortable things and strong topics, grimdark stuff, and tragedy, more like Reverbed Inanity, but with dark humor, not everyone can read it with straight face, so be prepared, but I think even if you never read books like this, you will like this, cause it's done in a pretty fresh way.]

"Welcome to Eclipse Online, the most lethal full-dive MMORPG on the planet, where there is only one life. Death is permanent, and each choice has a price the fragile world cannot afford. But for one of its players, the rules are about to be rewritten".Following a fatal attack of the dungeon, he discovers a hidden room with a horrific inscription: he has been made the Eclipse Reaver, fated to tread the game world eternally.Each time he dies, he is resurrected, but at a horrific cost: shattered soul shards erase his memories, emotions, and abilities.As the game universe descends into chaos and its top players fall, he is forced to explore the dark conspiracy of Eclipse Online before he too is lost for good.With gory fights, shifting game mechanics, and a mystery thickening by the minute, never has the pressure been higher.Will he overcome the system, or lose himself in the void? Will he manage to retain his sanity, or be one of the many lost souls in the void?

#Expect a big Harem but MC won't mindless collect women on a whim. There's deep mature content. Beware!After getting rejected and humiliated by the very woman he's ever lovedand publicly dumped during lunch break in front of half the school while holding a giant teddy bear, blue roses, and a handwritten love letter titled "My Heart in .mp3"Jayden Cross thought life couldn't get worse.Then he wakes up with a system talking in his ear.[Ding! Welcome to the Ultimate Copy and Paste System!][Function Unlocked: 10x Copy and Paste!]Now armed with a divine-level Ultimate System Jayden begins rebuilding his life with just copying and pasting everything and gets 10X more!What the world, the system, and the universe had shattered without remorse, only the Ultimate Copy and Paste System could restore. But it did not simply mendit reimagined. It rewrote his broken existence into a force no storm could contain, only follow.

I can see ghosts.Even the ghosts inside games.But then"Ah! Not there, over that way! My family heirloom is hidden there."The ghosts in the game keep revealing hidden pieces to me.

"If fate wants me to suffer, it should have picked someone else!" Raven.Raven wakes up as the protagonist of his favorite novel. He knows the brutal storyline that makes grown men weep.The original protagonist endured it all, but Raven has no plans to play along.He has a system, but that broken thing has everything locked.He has knowledge of the plot, but no clue what twists the author hid beyond what he read.He has a choice to suffer like before or rewrite everything.The tragic twists? Fuck themThe heartbreaking losses? Skip themPointless sacrifices? Save themNo more misery for the sake of character growth.This time, he is writing his own legend and a story worth remembering!

At the time when every kid, teen and adults dreams revolve around to get training at EX Agency. Ryu Kaisen a 13 years old boy practices for marathon to win prize money and get admission at EX Agency. As he wins the marathon, he is able to get admission at EX Agency with his younger brother Tony Kaisen.As they reach EX Agency the meet their cousin Jin and a new friend Kai. While training they heard about rumors a powerful weapon in cave area of EX Agency by a 16 years old boy named Wei. They solved the mystery of cave by killing the impostor of EX Agency who was about to kill expelled kids of EX Agency. They broke that powerful Weapon. After some day Kai found some weapons from cave area.He gave those weapon as gift his friends, but every weapon was filled with incredible powers in it. As they found out the powers of weapon the monsters tried to attack their world but their friend Wei locked himself in cave with those monsters to save his friends and his world from those monsters.After discovering Wei's sacrifice, the squad rushed to the cave but found neither him nor the monsters. They entered a portal that led them to an unknown world, trapping them. During their search for Wei, Jin was captured by an army and imprisoned. To gain his freedom, he fought and defeated the Royal Guard, who turned out to be an alternate-dimension version of Ryu.Jin served the princess while RG Ryu vowed to help him find his friends. Meanwhile, Ryu, Kai, and Tony searched for Wei, but Tony was captured by his duplicate. Jin rescued Tony, and RG Ryu learned about Jin's SEVPON.After reuniting, they planned to confront the monsters, with Princess Ling Hua joining the fight. Once Tony recovered, they attacked Noxic, the monster controller, but their efforts failed. Just then, Wei reappeared, killed Noxic, and transferred his powers to Jin's remaining SEVPON. Tragically, Princess Ling Hua died in battle, and RG Ryu became prince in her honor. With Wei found, the five friends returned to their world.As the friends entered their world Kai found green gem. He picked it up. They all continued their training and noticed a new boy while admission were close. He ordered to live with Ryu and Tony in their room. He gave them their introduction and told them his name MyungJin.As days moved forward Kai and Tony secretly stole Ryu's sword which was gift from RG Ryu to Ryu. They placed that gem on it but the sword exploded and both sword and gem vanished. As it happened Ryu and RG Ryu's arm got to hot as burning flame so Wei used his magic to save cure them. Also Jin got fever and got admitted to EX Agency's hospital. As Wei cured both Ryus the sword came from their arms. It was the same powerful Weapon they had broke earlier in cave named Black Fire.As Wei and Ryu returned after the cure. They saw Jin's temperature kept increasing. As Wei moved forward to check Jin his eyes turned red and he snatched Black Fire from Wei and exploded whole EX Agency. Wei went to other dimension to call RG Ryu and his army against Jin's beast mode while other managed to keep Jin busy. As RG Ryu's army entered their world they fought against Jin's creature army.While Wei went back in time to meet Prince Wei, Princess Ling Hua's brother to get solution for Jin's condition. They both entered the present time to save Jin and all dimensions. Wei restored the broken Sevpons. The Both Wei with magical power managed to cure Jin and resotore EX Agency. After Battle Prince Wei returned to his time and RG Ryu with his army returned to their Dimension.

Betrayed by his beloved queen.Stabbed by the very men he raised to power.King Alaric died with a broken heart and a blade in his chest.Fate's twisted joke?He's rebornin chains.Collared. Beaten. Sold like cattle.Once a mighty ruler. Now a slave in a world of magic, monsters, and bastards with crowns.His new master? Arrogant with even little much money, and the personality of a wet cabbage.And the wife?Let's just say... she deserves better. Much better.Just when he thought a future of licking boots and scrubbing chamber pots[DING! You have awakened the Domination System.]Rule the strong. Break the proud. Tap the wife. Steal the life."Iwait, what?"[New Quest: Subjugate your Master's Wife.][Reward: +500 Power | Domination Skill Unlocked Command Voice][Bonus: Do it on the master's bed for extra EXP.]He grins through the pain, eyes burning with ambition.They thought they broke him?They just gave him a reason to rise.Power. Revenge. Pleasure.He'll take it all.------------------Note- No ntr, no yuri.Mc won't abandon his women, neither he will force them, and not every women will be subjugated.And System isn't all about subjugating others wives, it's just one of it's features...

In Dracoria, a world dominated by dragons, eighteen year old Zephyr Valorian is dismissed as the lowest of the low with his F-rank status. On his eighteenth birthday, Zephyr's life takes a dramatic turn as he awakens to an SSS-rank dragon taming ability, a power believed to be lost to legend.This revelation is accompanied by the discovery of a mystical pink orb, from which hatches Emberlyn, a rare spectral dragon with immense untapped potential. As they grow together, Zephyr and Emberlyn draw the gaze of both allies and enemies within the magical community.Thrust into the intricate politics of the Tamer's Council and a challenging academy, Zephyr unravels secrets of his lineage that tie his family to the very origins of dragon taming. Facing threats and political intrigue, he learns to master his formidable powers.SSS-Rank Dragon Tamer: Unleashed is a captivating tale of a young man's rise from obscurity, fraught with danger, betrayal, and the forging of unbreakable bonds that will determine the fate of their world.

Welcome to the world where Gods exist, and where humans meet their end.In this world filled with magic and Gods exist the power of half Gods, or nisf dawhumans given names by Gods to become their future successors. These half God and half humans chose their own path, whether said path is to be villainess or righteous, a "hero," or a "villain."However, in this tale, there are no true "heroes" or "villains;" there are only victims or victors.A destined young girl19-year-old Zaynpulls out the legendary sword Excalibur and becomes the nisf daw the chosen successor of the King of Gods himself, changing the lives of herself and her best friends forever.As Zayn explores this new world she is forced into and the reason for her existence, she bonds closer with new friends and allies, faces strong foes, and explores love, something the strongest woman in the world never knew she'd ever get the chance to experience._____________________________________________________________ADDITIONAL TAGS: #ROMANCE #ACTION #ADVENTURE #FANTASY #STRONGFL #ISEKAI #COMEDY #MAGIC #FEMALELEAD #KNIGHTS #KNIGHTGUILD #HISTORICAL #HISTORICALROMANCE #HISTORICALFANTASY_____________________________________________________________

Born as the daughter of the last martial artist of this era, that is Yeon. Her father is the world's greatest fighter and is respected by everyone. The only problem was "I know it's impressive, but I don't have to follow in his footsteps, do I?" Her stubborn father's dream was for his daughter to also follow the path of martial arts. Naturally, Yeon's life was filled with grueling training. Living a dull life, Yeon's only hobby was reading romance fantasy novels before going to bed. "If only I could live as a lady once" After making a wish, Yeon fell asleep and entered a novel as if she were dreaming. However, her enjoyment is short-lived when she realizes that it's not a romance fantasy, but rather a martial arts novel. "It was my dream to be a possessor, but of all things, it had to be a martial arts novel, and in the body of a supporting character who dies early!" Feeling indignant and weeping, she suddenly notices her own reflection in the mirror. It was a glamorous image. Hold on. Does this mean I could become a lady?' Moreover, in this world, there was a man who looked exactly like the male lead in her favorite romance fantasy. He was handsome and talented, but with a wretched backstory. "Things are going to be different now." The fate of a supporting character who dies early? Forget about it. Whether they're followers of the devil or a heretical sect, even the worst villains don't scare her. Why? Because she is the strongest possessor in history. This is the story of Yeon's adventures in the martial arts world, as she stumbles along in pursuit of everything she desires.

Nyx, Earth's former number one mercenary found himself on the end of his life failing to escape from a powerful criminal mastermind. However, fate seems to have another plan for him when he woke up in a completely different place, a place that he will eventually call home in the new world where strength makes one the biggest boss.[Welcome to the Universal Shop System!][Detected that it is the first-time log-in. Reward: Random Gift Pack (5)][Detected the user entering the Body Tempering Realm. Reward: Infinite Qi System][Opened Random Gift Pack (5). Acquired True Transcendence Body Art (1). Acquired Primordial Nihility Transcendent Qi (1). Acquired Immortal Illusion Art (1). Acquired Grand Desolation Transcendent Body (1). Acquired Extreme Origin Transcendent Soul (1)]With an absurd system as his cheat, follow the young man's journey through the entirety as he gains his position as the one true peerless existence, the sole transcendent above all.

An Earthling soul awakens in the ailing body of Loryarc Lapizburn, a disabled young man betrothed to the second daughter of the notorious Hallmeavan Family.The Goddess of Kiss blesses him with a unique ability known as the [Kiss for More] System, which allows him to gain skills by kissing.Can this new soul confront the dark secrets hidden within the Hallmeavan bloodline using his System?What about the chaos in his predecessor's county, where the branch families are constantly at odds?Why did the Goddess of Kiss choose him to receive this System?Kiss, kiss, and keep kissing...What awaits him in the end?Anything is possible... through kisses!

[ DING ][ Common Sense Hijack System Activated ]----That notification was the start of a whole new life for Karl. He who just used to be working at a convenience store and always getting annoying complaints from customers and some shady words from his manager. Become a totally free man who can flip common sense upside down!******

After being awakened by a raging headache and faint memories of his past life, Tsubakihara Yuuji found a strange smartphone he had never seen before.Opening it, he found a single question that would change his life and many others for the better, forever.[Do you wish to join the Multiverse Group Chat?][Yes] / [No]

Alex was just another ordinary gameruntil the day he died. Struck down by a terminal illness, he found solace in his favorite game, a vast fantasy RPG filled with powerful warriors, intricate politics, and world-shaking events. But before he could see the game's ending, fate had other plans.When he opens his eyes again, he's no longer Alex from Earth. Instead, he's Alex Dragonheart, a nameless extra in the very game he once played. Not a protagonist. Not even a villain. Just an unknown side character who was fated to die early, forgotten by history.Armed with only half of the game's knowledge, an unawakened bloodline, and a mysterious sealed skill, Alex is thrown into a brutal world where strength is everything. His beloved younger sister is sick and needs treatment, but his past self had been powerless to save her. Not anymore.Determined to rewrite his fate, Alex will rise through the ranks, manipulate events from the shadows, and seize power that was never meant for him. If fate refuses to acknowledge him, then he'll carve his own legendone that even the gods will fear.After all, in a world where only the strong survive, even an extra can become a nightmare.( Okay guys just because there is a system tag does not mean he will get everything handed to him he will have to work hard to attain power because I will make it so )