I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Respectable class leader, you really are using the utmost generous amount of malice to appraise my dark side!

Did you see me blackmailing Xiao Qin? Look at her smiling as if she won the lottery! Would your relatives be that happy after being blackmailed?

Speaking of which, to this day I still have 25 transformer toys that are still at the mercy of Ren Xiao Qin. She’s the terrorist that kidnapped Optimus Prime!

We again had some useless conversation with the class leader and she finally let us go after the bell rang. I’ve never loved the class bell this much.

I passed the class safe and sound, I then ran towards the male washroom right after class ended. Shu Sha let’s see if you can chase me into the male’s washroom!

Returning to class after I relieved myself, I noticed that Xiao Qin wasn’t in her seat. She was seated with ‘Loud Mouth’ and her friends in the middle of the classroom. Xiao Qin was surrounded by 4, or 5 females asking her questions. The atmosphere was very ardent.

As I reached the classroom’s door, I didn’t go in immediately. I peered in from the outside to prevent Shu Sha and her loyal dogs from ambushing me.

Fortunately, there was nothing of the sort.

Their continuous chattering sounds eventually reached my ears.

“Eh Eh~~You and Ye Lin were childhood friends? Did you grow up together?”

“What was he like when he was a kid? Was he as fierce as he is now?”

“I heard that Hong Kong crime syndicates want to recruit him, is that true?”

“Hey hey, don’t ask those useless questions, we have to save precious time!”

“Yes, yes, that’s right! Xiao Qin, tell us the truth. Since you guys knew each other since a young age. Were you ever engaged by your parents, or made a pledge to be married?”

A burst of ominous laughter erupted from the group of girls.

I suddenly had a bad premonition.

Regarding that last question, Xiao Qin tightly grasped her firsts and proudly said: “Of course! Ye Lin classmate already decided that he will only marry me, and I’ve also decided that I’ll only marry him!”

When the fuck did I say something like that! (ED: btw are you guys ok with swearing?) Xiao Qin, are you making stuff up to turn this into a forced wedding? Why don’t you just say that we already have kids together?

Against Xiao Qin’s outrageous declaration, all the girls were amazed and some even had an envious expression.

Envious my ass! You guys watched too many Korean dramas right? Get your asses back to studying! In my dad’s online store, there are many pitiful people that didn’t study properly when they were in school, and now they can only use adult toys to comfort themselves!

I steeled myself and walked over.

Seeing me approach the girls surrounding Xiao Qin all had fearful expressions and wanted to scatter.

Xiao Qin slightly tilted her head and became slightly dejected.

“I can’t help it…this childhood friend of my just likes to bully me..I’m already used to it.”

I remembered what I said during first period, and that was I wouldn’t bully her for the entire afternoon.

Men’s words carry enormous weight, so I must swallow my resentment and return to my seat.

As if she read my mind, Xiao Qin instantly revealed a smug face. She turned her hands into the shape of guns and fired two shots at me causing the female students to giggle.

My position in this class must have dropped.

Even you weak females have the guts to ridicule me?

To think I classified you guys as non-threatening. A foolish girl type and your only way out was to be sold to Southeast Asia.

The next class is on politics. The teacher is a female who just graduated from university, many people do homework from other classes during her class.

I might as well just go to sleep.

Yawn, I’m still sleepy, sleeping late sure has its detrimental effects.

As I was about to fall asleep, I seem to have heard Xiao Qin being called away by the class leader. She went to the logistics office to pick up her school uniform.

Speaking of our uniforms, we have 3 in total.

One sportswear for exercising, one for summer, and one formal one similar to a tunic suit.

The sportswear is super standard, the never changing blue and white stripes. Once worn you look like an eight route army soldier, however, this must be worn in PE class.

The summer uniform was just added this year, shirts and shorts for boys and shirts and short… no no no, long skirts for females.

When this uniform was being designed they even collected the opinions of the entire student body. One person designed it like a battle girl with a skirt so short that you can see the panties. Another anonymous pervert designed it similar to a 3 point bikini and also drew the breasts super big. Of course the school was very upset with this, in the end, the female summer uniform became shirts and a skirt that went past the knee.

What happened with the formal uniform was the most laughable. There was a clothing processing plant that rented a place owned by the school. They were in a deficit for the year and was on the verge of bankruptcy, so they owed a lot of money to the school that they couldn’t return. So they promised to make a new formal uniform for all the students yearly (It’s always a blackish jacket and trousers for both boys and girls). We would only ever wear the uniform when it’s the school anniversary or when an upper year leader comes to look around. Because this uniform is comparatively thick, when it becomes colder, some people will use it to keep warm.

Overall, everyone is in agreement that the boys look most handsome when wearing the formal uniform, and the females look the most beautiful when wearing the summer skirt.

You can mix and match the 3 uniforms, some people have even paired it to a stunning degree.

Tomorrow Xiao Qin will probably wear the summer uniform like the other girls, right?

Actually didn’t I soil her current clothes? Will she change into her uniform today?

Because the same uniforms are worn for 3 years, the sizes are usually a bit bigger. Room has to be left for development during these 3 years.

Especially the sportswear, when the new first years wear it, some people feel like they’re swaying about inside the clothes.

What will Xiao Qin look like when she wears the uniform?

I dazedly entered another dream.

Xiao Qin within the dream wore a sports uniform one size bigger and was running on the track. Seeing me, she waved and ran towards me.

Her youthful body was wrapped up inside the uniform. Under the strong sun, it was almost as if you could see her curves.

Because she ran for a long time, her face was covered with sparkling and translucent beads of sweat while softly gasping for breath.

She stopped in front of me with a flushed face, not saying a word.

She closed her eyes, perked up her pink lips, tiptoed and leaned in for a kiss.

My heart was thumping nonstop.

What is this? Is this an erotic dream? When did I start to see Xiao Qin as the heroine in my dreams?

If you compare the heroine in an erotic dream to a JAV actor, all the other girls would be in revealing blouses, with gusts of wind blowing upwards. As opposed to you, wearing a full body school uniform, you wanna slip into my dreams just by revealing your hands and face! Where’s your sense of professional duty?

Apologize to all the female JAV actors in this world you imposter!

Th-, the most detestable thing is, this kind of disrespectful erotic dream heroine caused me to pitch a tent! (ED: I hope I don’t need to explain what this tent is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ).

A tent, in the middle of the class!

This has never happened before!

I was never the type to have sexual fantasies of other female classmates and react to it!

It’s already the next class, right? Is it history? The history teacher loves asking everyone to read in silence, and then walking back and forth throughout the classroom! He/she would even go stand next to a student and ask them to stand up to answer questions!

It’s too dangerous! If he calls on me, the tent below is way too obvious! Everyone will know that I’m a super disgusting pervert!

No way, no way, no way! I must calm myself! (Cleanse Your Mind) Na Mo A Mi Tuo Fo, Na Mo A Mi Tuo Fo, help me sister Feng ~ sister Feng!!! [1]

Hurry and think of something that’ll make me limp!

“Ye Lin classmate…”

Don’t talk to me! I don’t want to speak to anyone! Especially not you!

“Ye Lin…”

“…”

“Ye Lin!”

Damn it, why the hell are you calling my name more and more familiarly! Also, you’ve already retrieved your uniform, yet you’re still wearing your old clothes? All three uniforms were folded and put inside her bag…why the hell did you hang the bag in a place where I can see it! Why’d you hang it on the left side of the desk! The right side also has hooks, hang it there and let glasses bro see it! I’m not interested in your clothes!

I wouldn’t want to peep at the uniform in your bag! It’s not like you just took it off! It’s a new unworn uniform that you just got! If anyone can have sexual fantasies with those they’re already beyond saving.

“Something is strange with how you look, Ye Lin classmate…”

Is bending my body like a bow weird? Have you never heard of walk like the wind and sit like the bow! It’s a martial arts training technique you bastard!

“Ye Lin classmate…were you thinking about me?”

Xiao Qin stood up her textbook on her desk as cover, turned her face over and asked while giggling.

“Scram! Who the hell would think of you! Stop dreaming!”

“But…It seems like I’ve received Ye Lin classmate’s (radio?) waves…”

“Stop messing around! What do you think you are, a radio?”

“It’s real, there’s really waves being transmitted.” Xiao Qin solemnly vowed.

“(*^__^*)Haha…it must be because Ye Lin classmate raised the antenna of love, and is currently emitting love waves towards me!”

What the hell is an antenna of love? The only antenna that’s standing here is one of sexual desire, and it’s emitting vulgar waves!

“Ye Lin classmate, let, let me touch it!”

What the hell are you saying! Where do you want to touch! I wasted half a day chanting a mantra and its all gone to waste!

“Thighs…I want to feel Ye Lin classmate’s muscular thighs. You run so fast, you must be very muscular…is that ok?”

Don’t look at me with such expectant eyes! Touch your own white and delicate thighs! You don’t have the right to say someone runs fast when you can teleport!

No! I can’t talk to her anymore! It’ll be bad if the history teacher notices!

“Ye Lin classmate…if you’re not speaking, can I take it that you agree?”

“Then I’m going to touch it!”