I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

TN: Man, having courses in the summer is just uhhhhhh~~~ (╥_╥). Well, hope you guys enjoy this chapter.

Xiao Qin dragged her chair and shifted it slightly towards me.

You’re seriously planning on feeling it!

But because there’s a path to walk between neighboring desks, if you only move your chair slightly closer, there’s still no way to touch me in a natural fashion.

I exerted a lot of effort when I stepped on Ren Xiao Qin’s shoes before!

It seems Xiao Qin noticed this as well and pouted her lips.

I sighed in relief and started mouthing pineapples and jackfruits in an attempt to douse out my lust. (TN: is he trying to smash them onto his crotch?)

“Teacher—-” Xiao Qin suddenly raised her hand.

What the hell are you trying to do! Are you trying to attract the teacher’s attention! I haven’t solved my special situation over here yet! Or are you saying you’re trying to report me to the teacher! Do you want me to lose face in front of the entire class?

Didn’t you say you liked me? Does it not matter to you even if everyone sees me as a big pervert? Sure enough, you came back for revenge! This is an attack on my mental state and my dignity. This will be crueler than all the humiliation I’ve received from when you were ‘Little Tyrant’.

The history teacher just roamed back by ‘Loud Mouth’ student’s desk and stopped to see what Xiao Qin had to say.

“Teacher—-I just transferred schools here today, so I don’t have my history textbook. Can I share the textbook with my neighbor, Ye Lin classmate?”

So that’s your plan!？By the way, Xiao Qin your deception skill has already transcended the heavens! You clearly stood your history textbook up on your desk earlier as a cover! While you were lying, the history textbook was still laying on your desk! It was also crying because you’ve used it just for that!

The history teacher nodded his/her head in agreement.

“Okay, if anyone else also forgot their textbook, you can also share with your neighbor.”

Xiao Qin happily said “Thank you teacher”, then blatantly stood up to move her chair. The whole class could hear the sound of the chair legs dragging across the floor.

The chair was moved right next to me.

“Those are bona fide childhood friends, such a great relationship…” some girls carefully said. (ED: Man, this use of bonafide makes me want to eat popeyes… Damn I’m fat)

“I can’t believe that Ye Lin will be the first couple in our class…”

“With such a good girlfriend like Xiao Qin, he’ll turn a new leaf right?”

Shut your mouth ya damn bitches! Don’t try to take advantage of the noise Xiao Qin is making! Or else I’m really going to sell you to Southeast Asia!

Xiao Qin tidied some creases on her skirt and then calmly sat next to me. She pulled over the textbook in my hand and made it look like that we were actually studying.

Under the table, she secretively placed her hand on my thighs.

Because my seat is close to the window, Xiao Qin’s white fingers were dazzling under the afternoon’s strong rays of the sun.

It’s hard to believe that a fist made by these lily-white hands were used to repeatedly trample on my self-worth in my younger years.

You’re only putting your hands there? That shouldn’t affect me too much, right?

The history teacher resumed teaching the class. I focused my attention to see how Gao LiShi publicly executed Yang GuiFei in front of a temple.

Perfect! As long as I kill all the females in the world, humanity shall be saved!

Eh? There seems to be something wrong with my logic? But who cares!

If there were no females, my dad wouldn’t be suffering every single day. I also wouldn’t be so distressed because of Xiao Qin!

Little Tyrant’s fist will never lie. However, any of Ren Xiao Qin’s actions, expressions, or words could all be lies! Lies that they’ll even believe themselves!

I don’t want to be together with such a fearsome being! Why can’t they look as scary as a cobra? Why do their smile and tears shake my entire world?

Also, hurry up and collapse you disgraceful tent!

I’ve thought about it for a while, but now may be Ren Xiao Qin’s turn to take action.

In one hand Xiao Qin was holding the textbook with me, in the other, she was groping around on top of my shorts.

Don’t move! Don’t get closer! Any closer and it’s restricted military space! It’s the arsenal! The nuclear reactor! You can’t touch that red button! If any tourist aimlessly touches it, it will explode!

Although I can put my hands out to stop Xiao Qin, I’m afraid I’ll cause too big of a commotion and draw everyone’s attention.

It’s also not a good idea to grab Xiao Qin’s hand. If she makes any sort of noise, I’ll instantly become public enemy number 1.

“Ah Lin, your muscles are pretty solid!” (ED: His nickname is “Ah Lin”, she’s not sighing. Just in case that might cause confusion.)

She’s freely using my nickname! My muscles were for the one day when I can defeat you ‘Little Tyrant’, it was built up after training day and night! Your kneading actions are irreverent!

“Ah Lin’s so strong if he wanted to make a move on me, I surely won’t be able to resist?”

Stop saying suggestive words with such an excited face! Anyways aren’t you the one who always gets physical with others?

“I really want to be hugged by Ah Lin’s wide chest, and then being whispered to ”I love you’ Ahh!”

I won’t say it! I hate you! I hate you so much that I would bite my gums open!

“After being told these 3 magical words, my body will for sure go limp unable to move. I would be left up for Ah Lin to handle…”

Please stop talking, I’m begging you! My nuclear reactor is about to have a meltdown!

“Eh? Ye Lin classmate, it seems like you’re hiding something fun inside your pockets!”

Xiao Qin had an expression as if she discovered a new world.

“Ha, let me see what goodies you got there!”

Completely ignoring my opinion, she reached her hand inside.

No! Help! You’re too much! How did it turn out like this! Stop looking around in my pockets! There’s only a centimeter left! The rubbing is too intense! Any more and it’ll really fire!

In this sacred teaching environment, in front of all these earnest students and the teacher, I’m going to go off!

If this really happened, I would never be able to face the classroom that I tainted! If I do such a despicable act, I wouldn’t have the right to live! I will tie a rock onto my waist, put rat poison in my mouth, stab myself in the stomach and then jump off Jiang Bridge to commit suicide! I really will, I’ll die for you to see!

Thinking of this, I rapidly opened my pencil case, retrieved a compass and stabbed it firmly towards the purlicue of my left hand. (ED: purlicue is that space between your thumb and index finger)

Once! Twice! Three times!

Blood stained the needle with each consecutive stab, the intense pain was finally able to divert my attention.

It hurts, I’m not happy…but it’s completely worth it!

I regained my earlier composure, I sat up straight and coldly stared at Ren Xiao Qin.

She voluntarily retracted her hands from my pockets.

“Ye Lin classmate, sorry…” Xiao Qin stuttered while apologizing.

“If an apology was sufficient, Yang GuiFei wouldn’t have had to die!”

“That…I’m truly sorry. It was because I read too many shoujo mangas with these kinds of plots. Even if I didn’t really understand them, I wanted to copy their actions. At first, I thought it was fun, but then I got too into character and couldn’t come out…”

“What are you saying? Are you saying that I look like a very fun toy?”

“Yes, Ye Lin classmate’s fascinating points will get people fascinated, and then addicted…”

“I see that in your eyes I’m a drug! Drugs are harmful to your health, hurry up and quit!”

“I can’t anymore, sorry, sorry, sorry…”

“No matter how much you apologize, it’s still useless!”

“Then…if you won’t forgive me, please touch me as well!”

Who wants to touch you! It’s going to raise the previously cooled gun!

Xiao Qin put on a pitiful expression.

“O’Great Ye Lin, it’s not just the thighs, you, you can touch anywhere you want…”

Saying that she twisted her head to one side while her body was still trembling. As if she was a different person to the one who was just harassing me.

You changed tones pretty quickly! As long as the circumstances aren’t in your favor you instantly change stances!

At times you’re like a devil, then at times you’re innocent like a white flower, it’s suitable to be called dissociative identity disorder!

If you still had your devilish expression, I would’ve directly reached into your skirt without the slightest tinge of guilt!

You just had to use the innocence of a white flower to confront me! It’s against the rules to act so innocently! It’ll make people want to take pity and protect you!

“You don’t like me calling you Great? Then, Ye Lin classmate, please touch me. I have committed an unforgivable sin. I deserve whatever the punishment.”

Do you know! All the uncountable sins you’ve committed against me over the numerous years! Hurry up and kneel down and write me a written repentance that’s 1 million words long!

“Because Ye Lin classmate promised he wasn’t going to bully me this afternoon…so in exchange, letting Ye Lin classmate touch me is something that can’t be helped…”

Xiao Qin spoke with a despaired tone, like a broken puppet.

What are you saying! By that logic, aren’t I the bad guy again? You, in turn become the victim, and for a period of not being bullied, you can only cry and offer up your body, are you trying to make me sexually harass you?

Look, the holes on the back of my hand are still bleeding! I can still hear the blood flowing! It’s spraying out like a geyser! The classroom is going to rain with my blood!

Speaking of which, you’re the one that’s bullying me, right? You covered my hands with blood on your first day of school. The ‘Little Tyrant’ within you is furtively laughing, right?

—- Do you want to play me to death, Ren Xiao Qin!