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It was a life without regret. My parents were in good health, and I wasn't homey enough for me to combine my studies and part-time jobs.I like fantasy, martial arts, games, fiction movies, cartoons I'm a normal high school student who likes these things.That was certainly true until ten years ago.This is not the earth.A fantasy world dominated by powerful people. Savage utopia. It is a world where you can take anything with you if you have physical strength.

Graduate student Yi-han finds himself reborn in another world as the youngest child of a mage family. I'm never attending school, ever again!What do you wish to achieve in life?'I wish to play around and live comforta-You must be aware of your talent. Now go attend Einroguard!'Patriarch!'My future would be guaranteed once I graduate. For my future!

She was a peerless genius in the 24th Century all she needed was a silver needle and she could practically bring anyone back from the dead.

"Your granddaughter claims she likes girls while my grandson is rumoured to be bent so don't you think they are a good match for each other?"

He was confused, so he asked, "I have a car, a house, good-looks and money. What am I lacking in?"

"You're my wife in name only, on paper only. My heart and love will never be yours."Edward made it clear to Daisy that she was nothing to him. They were both victims of family greed -- the marriage was arranged for them.Six years passed. She remained quiet, gaining a reputation in the army as a tough-as-nails colonel. When she walked into his life again, Edward fell in love with this woman, unlike any he had known. She surprised and delighted him. But will Daisy take him back? Can their son keep them together? Can the rift between them be healed? Pick this one up and find out!

How do I know that a goddess wrote that awful harem novel? don't blame me if i give a bad review!Inuzuka Kai thought criticizing a cheesy harem novel was the worst thing he'd do all dayuntil the goddess who wrote it appears, furious, and traps him inside her cringe-worthy world. Now, he's forced to live out every cheesy romance trope he can't stand. Can Kai survive the world's most over-the-top love story? Or will he end up stuck as the punchline of the worst plot ever created?

"There are no heroes. In life, the monsters win."...In 2106, [Mayhem Online], a fully immersive VRMMO game, was released. Soon, it dominated the world's economy when people could exchange the in-game currency with real-life currency and vice versa.In the year 2107, Flynn Grey, a 22-year-old college dropout with an ambiguous history, joined in the fray of billions of people that had already started playing [Mayhem]. Hoping to uncover the game's secret and earn a fortune, he spent months on adventures without fruitful results.For better or worse, Shura, Flynn's in-game character, ends up in a great Wyvern's den, acquiring a hidden class and a monstrous race. Join him as he defeats his past and paves his way into becoming a true legend in both worlds.

With a marriage contract forcefully done, he married her, and all she could do was comply, and resent him deeply for that and for all the following misunderstandings they faced.However, it was already too late when she understood she actually loved him.

In the continent of Tiandi humans lived amongst beasts, demons, and spirits. Here warriors were as common as the clouds in the sky, and each expert could either cultivate their inner energy known as Qi, or their soul, to form Spiritual Energy. In the village of Jinwei, Luo Xiao grew up like a beautiful bird locked in a cage. He was weak from birth and unable to leave his bed for an extended period of time, yet his beauty made him well-liked amongst the villagers. One day disaster struck the village of Jinwei. A Corpse Puppet appeared wanting to eradicate all life. A seal was unlocked, and soon the Corpse Puppet was dead under the hand of the sickly Luo Xiao, but this was not the end of his misfortune. Right when he thought that the end was coming, a man as handsome as a god descended to the mundane world and took him away. For the sake of revenge, Luo Xiao sold his soul to this handsome man, but is it only his soul that this alluring stranger took from him? All rights to the Cover Image belongs to me.

Warning: There will be a lot of explicit content. No one under +18 allowed.---------"Extremely Masculine Energy Physique, meets the host conditions, the crooked system is officially activated."Walker who returned to his village unexpectedly receives a system.But something is not right, the system is very lus...[Today's task requires the host to vent his lust before dawn.][Complete the task, officially enter the extraordinary realm, and have the strongest practice method generated by the system.][If the task fails, you will suffer from severe impotence and will never get an erection for the rest of your life.]"Fuck..."

After looking at a handsome man's picture, he has transmigrated into another world. Rong Yi looked up at the sky, speechless. How unlucky could he be to have transmigrated into a loser + sissy's bodyWhat's worse, the original master of this body has been married to a man! And the worst thing isRong Yi takes a deep breath and lowers his head to look at his chest! Flat! Check! Then he pulls open his pants and luckily see his brother' is still there, feeling much relievedHe said to the little cute kid, "What did you say? Say it again."

Did I die?!'***Year 2026, June 1st, the revolutionary video game, Warstar made its debut.Perfectly coded with revolutionary graphics, a perfect RPG setting, and a rich world where players could choose from 5 main classes, either of a Blademaster, Mage, Mechanic, Combat Mage, and Psychics, it took the world by storm.The rise of God-level players made the game's popularity even more explosive, turning it into full-time jobs for pro players.Noah Harrington was a God-level player, the player who received the exalted nickname as the Godfather of Warstar. But even God-level players get old.Noah was not just your avid gamer, he was one who reveled in the competitive spirit of the game, the stakes, and most importantly, the euphoria of winning an elite end-to-end game.He was a warrior, a warmonger, but he was getting slowed down by age and so he was chosen by a mysterious power to be transported inside the game.When an expert pro player of a revolutionary video game suddenly finds himself reincarnated inside the game with unprecedented SSS-Ranked unique skills, what does he do?----(Congratulations young warmonger! You have completed the requirements to become a true Warstar!)(You will be transported inside the game in 5 seconds!)(00:00:05)(00:00:04)----Noah's life and career was suddenly turned upside down but he embraced it. This is an opportunity, and I'll take it!'I'll be King again!'Watch Noah blaze a record-breaking path to the peak of Warstar with his new reincarnated avatar, Lord Doom.

In a world where magic and sorcery flourish came a tale of a nobody who grew into a legend. Partake in the conquests and tribulations of a great army where warriors live day-to-day, seeking the thrill of combat.

NOTE: cover art is a commission done by Ripcorez a fellow author on here and amazing artist. If you like his work, don't hesitate to reach out to him with a request for a commission of your own Samuel Foster would be turning 18 in two weeks. He grew up in a fairly normal low case family home with his parents and two younger siblings. The thing out of the ordinary was he knew for as long as he could remember he would be getting married at 18 to a girl he never had met before due to a promise his family had made. Lena Scarlet, Princess Scarlet was feared by many, respected and loved by everyone near her. Deadly as she was calm, her one annoyance in life was the arranged married he father decided upon before she was born. Being fiercely independent and trained to protect herself, she never felt the need for a relationship or marriage as she fully capable of taking care of all her needs. However, a promise was a promise and whether either of them liked it or not, their parents were at least going to force them to live together before calling the wedding off. Please give the book a chance. I'm not the greatest of synopsis writers, as I am sure some of you can tell and the book may be slow at first due to the setup and lead in. But I promise it will getting more interesting as it goes along. Scene excerpt from the story: "You didn't happen to think it was important to tell before now?! The princess was furious with the other woman. "I.." She paused for a second to swallow, "I never thought that it would come down to this. I promise though that they wouldn't do anything terrible." "They said the same thing to my father.. but they were wrong. I don't trust anyone's word." The princess replied standing up. The more her anger rose, the darker her eyes got. "You should just be fortunate that I am not my father. Do you know what he did when faced with a similar situation?" with no reply, she continued "He killed almost all of them. You could say it was a massacre. Me, I won't got that far, but if anything happens to him, I will personally kill the person who touches him."

Three years ago Conquest was released, redefining virtual reality and gaming.

The meddlesome' high school student Mamori Suzufumi helps a starving neighbor who had collapsed in the apartment next door by some chance.That person turned out to be the popular high school idol, Sasaki Yuzuki!Yuzuki had been on an excessive diet to maintain her ideal idol image.But when the worried Suzufumi serves her homemade cooking, she eats it with a face full of happiness while screaming,Aaaaaah I can't take it anymore!With a face full of happiness, she finished her meal.Falling in love with her hearty appetite, Suzufumi decides to tempt Yuzuki with her favorite foods to make her fall for him through food seduction.'Pork bowl, ramen, okonomiyakiI definitely won't eat it!That's what Yuzuki says, but once again, she finds herself craving Suzufumi's cooking today

In the past when someone mentioned getting married, Du Lei Si (Durex) would feel fearful enough to flee. What is so good about getting married? Organizing a wedding ceremony is akin to spending money like running water. After giving birth, you must also raise the child. If you don't maintain yourself well, you will get out of shape. As a result, maybe a vixen will grab your husband and take your baby away. Not getting married! Definitely not getting married! However, fate is like this. Whatever you are afraid of, unfortunately, it will be given to you. I was walking on the street, minding my own business, yet, impossibly, I encountered a stranger proposing marriage. He placed a dazzling diamond ring right in front of me. This handsome guy knelt down on one leg and looked at me with such a sincere expression: "Miss, would you please marry me?" This, isn't this like some drama? After pondering over it, I decided that this surely must be a stunt from some television station's new program. Invite a celebrity to pretend to be a passer-by who proposes marriage. This year, with the economic crisis, being a producer is not easy. Thus, out of kindness, I accepted the diamond ring. Only to find out that all of this was actually real! The diamond ring is really and truly a genuine diamond from South Africa. Moreover, the groom is also a genuine rich man! Actually, wasn't this just like the legend of marrying into a rich and powerful family? I always feel that in front there is the belly black President who is like a ruthless wolf watching me attentively, and if I am not careful, he will tear me apart and swallow me into his belly. Whereas behind there is the crowd who do not know the truth, standing in a circle and watching as the drama unfolds. I still have not explained clearly but Mrs. President's fame has already spread quickly from mouth to mouth. This time, Du Lei Si really feels regret. Who can tell me, can I not marry ah?

Hao Ren was born in another world and has lived for over twenty-two years being nothing but a definition of the word, average. After a high school reunion, the young man sat down on the beach shore, and mumbled to the sky, "God of Novels, you are unfair. I spent forty years of my life doing nothing but reading books and stories written by others. I worked hard to manifest this rebirth, and yet you did not bless me with anything. Why?"A voice echoed in his mind, "Host, you have the Omnipotent Husband System."Hao Ren scoffed and scolded the system, "What is the use of having you when you are not even active? Are you shitting with me, you bastard?!"The system replied, "Host the condition for activating the system is to get married."Hao Ren could not handle it anymore and cried out loud as he complained about this condition. He was not good-looking, and neither was he wealthy, who was going to marry him?Tired, he spent the on the beach. When he was returning home, he passed by the marriage registering center. He sighed for his fate but suddenly, a beautiful lady asked him, "Hey, do you have any identity card on you?"Hao Ren nodded in a daze, and the lady dragged him inside the office. The young man was yet to register what happened to him when an automated voice sounded, "Host, congratulations on getting married. Omnipotent Husband System is now activated."...Years later, Hao Ren became an entity many people wished to meet. However, Hao Ren never stayed outside, to everything he had one reply, "I have to go home and cook for my wife."Would you like to know his journey from an average to an over-achieving person standing at the apex of power and prestige?

Li Yu transmigrated to a world of the cultivation and martial arts. He became the head disciple of a low-ranking sect.

He became a teacher at the best magic academy in the empire..For being mistaken for someone else.

Reborn in the Naruto world, Shin Uzumaki finds himself in the doomed Land of Whirlpools. As a member of the Uzumaki Clan! Trapped in a world filled with war, betrayal, and unimaginable power, Shin's survival seems impossible.. Until it isn't!![Ding! Replication System Activated!][Daily Login Reward: Common Replication Card.][Newbie Gift: Perfect Sage BodyAdamantine Sealing ChainsFour Symbols Seal]With the power to Copy any Abilitywhether it's the Kekkei Genkai or Rinnegan or Forbidden jutsuShin begins his journey to dominate the Ninja World. [First task: Save Kushina and prevent the destruction of the Uzumaki Clan.]

"Who the hell are you!? What are you doing in my room?" Jennifer shouted when she saw the man sneaking inside her room out of nowhere, just a few minutes before the wedding. Gun was pointed in her direction, straight into her heart with horror evident on her stunned face.A smirk landed on the man's face when he answered back, "You have two options, Ms. Jennifer, either you die at this point orescape with me!" Jennifer Taylor, freshly graduated, was ready to be thrown into an unhappy marriage with the Mafia King of their state, Lucas Smith.Everyone concluded that the man fell for her beauty and mind but nothing was true. No matter how much others tried to convince her but her heart never melted.On the wedding day, she was all ready to execute her plan but suddenly, a mysterious man appeared inside her room, threatening to kill her. Who is he? She is clueless but all she can do is to follow his lead and the adventure he is giving her, to safeguard herself from those who are waiting to take undue advantage out of her.But later in her life, she discovers that whom she considered a threat all along, was her helping hand who tagged along for a very long period.Moreover, with this stranger, she walks on the path of unveiling all the truths that were hidden deep in the grave.*SneakPeak*The man came near her, with a towel wrapped around his abdomen. But her eyes flew to his abs, those perfect figured absA dangerous smirk passed by his lips when he asked, "Like what you see, Ms. Taylor?"Realization drew over her when he caught her lingering gaze on his upper naked body. "What?! No! And don't you have any kind of shame? You're standing in front of an unmarried girl!" "So what? I heard that girls get attracted to men who have good physique. You know it isn't difficult to accept that you like it.." he was still shamelessly provoking her."You!! I'm stuck with a shameless pervert for sure! Go and wear something before I hit you with my hands!" Jennifer was burning in the pit of anger but at the same time, her cheeks burned red. At last, as per her wish, he wore the bathrobe and turned around to come to main point, "What do you wish to ask?""Tell me who changed my bridal dress?" Jennifer asked with a straight face, but Javier didn't look shocked. "Do you see anyone else in this house? If your pretty eyes can, let me know.""Except you, obviously no one else," Jennifer answered in a hurry, but then her eyes turned wide when she realized what she just spoke in front of him.Javier laughed at her innocent expressions, "Bingo! There you have your answer. Who would have changed your clothes except me?"

Could lust turn into love? *Mature Content.* *This book is not for young readers.* Paula was arranged to marry William although he already had a lover, Lea. Sounded like a cliche arranged marriage story because he planned not to touch his wife and intended to divorce her one day when his lover returned. However, his plan failed miserably. He did not expect that his wife was an aggressive woman and always demanded her rights as a wife. She had him wrapped around her little finger. Finally, William and Paula agreed to live like friends with benefits. They would do fun things in bed, with no feelings attached. Of course, they did it in secret, without telling a word to Lea. In addition, they also agreed to get a divorce one day, when everything was under control. However, things got complicated when Paula and Lea were found pregnant. Who would William choose? Paula or Lea?

Will, a seasoned game designer, found himself reincarnated as the disposable villain in a clich "kicked out of the party" novel. Faced with his inevitable tragic fate, he had one ambitious dream: to turn the pitiful "losers" from the protagonist's harem into terrifying blackened bosses who would torment the protagonist!He taught the timid and cowardly wolf-girl maid to imprison the one she loves forever by her side.He trained the tsundere, sharp-tongued loli witch to make her beloved see only her in his eyes.He guided the cold and clueless half-elf princess to use

Over a million years ago, the first human contracted with the first Spirit. Ever since then, Spirit use has become commonplace. Humans used Spirits to carry items and start fires. Eventually, even start wars. Thousands upon thousands of years past and one day, one human did the impossible. He transcended his mortality and ascended to the realm above.

[This is your typical story where there is a System of unknown origin given to mankind, and the existence of Towers, Dungeons, and Constellations, the known or unknown Gods and Demons' of humanity's collection of myths.]--- --- Ding![Astronomical Event!]An event called 'Emergence of Races' struck the human world where the planet Earth was stretched out like dough causing it to become seven times its original diameter.Various Towers and Dungeons sprouted out of nowhere that caused an earthquake that broke the seismic scale.Billions of humans died in the process that crumbled human society in an instant.--- ---And just like that, Russell Moon reincarnated in the world of his-considered-failure unpublished novel [The Forgotten Swordsman of Ruined Star], sixteen (16) years before the beginning of the Main Story' which was set forty (40) years after the Emergence of Races.And due to that very reason, the existence of 'Untouched and Unknown elements' came back to bite him!'Why did I write that way?'Russell Moon lamented.

Goddamnit! Now I've got to look for another job to pay the bills! That f*cker! I did nothing wrong!

Shen Huai was abandoned by his artists, and took over one who no one was optimistic about net black newcomer Ye Cang. Ye Cang caught fire all over the country. Everyone else thinks it's Shen Huai tune. Only Shen Huai knows. His artist is a superstar reborn. Later, Shen Huai gathered again-"the legendary film queen of the period of the Republic of China," the unsurpassed "Golden supporting role" in the history of China, "the Queen of Love songs popular all over the country in the Last Century," and "the greatest superstar in a hundred years." he breathed a sigh of relief: I don't have to go back and inherit tens of billions of dollars

After graduating, Su Jing was met with rejection everywhere he went. Discouraged, he returned home to adjust his mood. He then discovered that his own backyard had become the Galactic Garbage Station. Every day, lots of tr*sh would suddenly appear some were from Tomb of God, Battle Through the Heavens, Coiling Dragon, One Piece, Naruto, Bleach, X-Men, Captain America, Iron Man, and even from the Marvel Universe. As the owner of the garbage station, Su Jing had the duty to process all these tr*sh. In the beginning, he thought it would be a hard and unprofitable task. Afterwards, he discovered that this was actually the most beautiful and cushy job of his entire life.