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My name is Allen Walker. I lived a quiet and uneventful life until I got into trouble with the school's ultimate bully, Flash Thomson. It was worth it because I was able to protect my friend Gwen and help out a poor guy named Peter Parker.That's right... my life was turned upside down with my school problems. I somehow ended up tangled with bullies like Flash and his rich friend Harry Osborn, and the three beauties of the school, Gwen Stacy, Felicia Hardy, and Mary Jane.I understood why Gwen was there, as she's my friend, but I couldn't understand why the other two girls were interested in me.My destiny should have been getting beaten up by the school bullies, but luckily, I received unexpected help from a miraculous entity called the "The Absolute Content Creator System".This system mainly operates based on viewers and the popularity I gain by providing great content in my world. But somehow, I'm now live-streaming in the middle of the Superman vs. Doomsday fight... yes, it sounds very dangerous and stupid.No one told me I'd be going to the DC world to livestream?! Darkseid is going to kill me!!My aunt Natasha would scream at me for the stupidity I was committing, and she would be right, I mean, I'm streaming it to my world! But I have to be here, even if it's stupid and dangerous. The reason? I have a huge debt of one million dollars because I accidentally ordered a hundred fantasy waifu sex dolls... which have come to life for some reason. Yeah, things are getting complicated!!It sounds insane, but it's real. The first doll was Wednesday Addams, who tried to stab me, and the second was 2B from Nier: Automata, who treated me like her master... I won't complain about that.A bit confusing? Let's recap:- I live in a world that the system calls Marvel... I'm not sure if I should be worried.- I was a normal teenager making YouTube videos and streams, not very popular... I got involved with the school beauties and that earned me the hatred of the bullies... why?- I was chosen by a system related to content creation.- During a stream, my chat played a prank on me, and I ended up accidentally ordering a hundred very expensive sex dolls that left me in a one-million-dollar debt.- These dolls are coming to life for some reason.- To pay off that debt, I have to use the system that sends me to DC and broadcast craziness like Batman being captured by the Joker or some villain fighting the Justice League.It's not all bad.With a system like in the manga, I become stronger the more popular I get. I gain powers that only appear in comics and anime, and many other things. But, as I said, my world is not normal, and I'll end up getting involved in dangerous things.I knew that when a one-eyed man appeared at my door and said, "Do you know about the Avengers Initiative?"... I think I should definitely be worried about that.While things are bad with all that, my chat is full of trolls and assholes. To make matters worse, my congenital bad luck leads me into stupid and dangerous situations all the time.For example: entering Harley Quinn's room and having relations with her while the Joker is nearby or kicking Darkseid in the balls...Maybe I'll get killed soon, but if not, I'll continue live-streaming the best content on social media... I just hope the system doesn't stream to strange places.

Meet the Mafia King, whose fearsome reputation in the Underworld spread far and wide! But he hides behind the identity of a billionaire CEO. Money? Power? Handsome? All check! Except that he had a teensy tiny problem - his ZERO EQ that failed him to understand emotions.Until the day Song Lihua walks in his life.Song Lihua's simple aim in life was to get a job and earn money. But a chance encounter with the Mafia King makes her fall in love with him at first sight.She declares to win his heart one day. But to her shock, the Mafia King himself becomes her next door neighbor! Together with her, the emotions in deep slumber within him began to awaken.Hiding a dark secret from her, the Mafia King slowly grows closer to her. But as he faces a threat that could bring the truth to light, he does something unimaginable to stop Lihua from leaving.Amidst the hidden conspiracies of the Underworld, what will the Mafia King do to keep her by his side? How far will he go to hide his secret?"You are my first love that brought this empty shell of my heart back to life. You have a place in my heart no one else could ever have." - The Mafia King.

Lu Yao stumbled upon a pixel art game where players take on the role of a God in it, but it didn't take him long to realize that this game connects players to the many worlds of different dimensions.The [Sacrifice] function in the game will actually allow offered sacrifices to enter his reality, while the [Blessing] function makes it possible for him to offer real life objects into the game.As a Novice God, besides from creating all kinds of natural disasters, he really couldn't do much in the game.That was until he decided to ignore the cost and reincarnate a beautiful apostle, from then on, the whole gameplay started to change

Zombies...... The world fall into their hands, and the humanity was almost got eradicated.But there are some survivors, that's what Jude thought but is that the truth?He and some other people used a cruise ship and escaped from the mainland, but due to some twist of fate his wife betrayed him.Now he is stranded in an abandoned island, he thought he was alone in that place, he thought he finally became free. But is that the reality?There are some others were in that place too but he didn't know about them at that time.He didn't know that meeting those people will change the course of his entire life.[ warning........]** The story contains many more erotic scenes, so only recommended to those who are above 18+**Harem - yesYuri - No

I became a side-character who died in anguish because of her good-for-nothing husband.If I can't avoid getting married, why don't I change who I marry instead?"Excellent, marriage sounds good.""Wise choice. Then let's have a wedding ceremony that isn't too ceremonious. Following that, I'll need you to go down to the Fief and behave like the lady of the house until I call for you. Naturally, there won't be any time to spend in leisure whilst dousing yourself in luxuries.""I'm not marrying you, but your father instead.""Pardon?""I'm not going to marry you. Do you have a problem with that?"

Tired of the schemes and strifes of city life, Bei Feng finally returned to his hometown in the countryside

When I came to, I woke up as fully loaded with death flags Villainess. I finally got reborn with a healthy body, so I will live in happiness! First, I'm thinking of improving my relationship with the family to systematically crush the death flags. Called the Saint of Meat, Shrine Maiden, Savior, and even Goddess, her titles keep pointlessly increasing!

Urano, a bookworm who had finally found a job as a librarian at a university, was sadly killed shortly after graduating from college. She was reborn as the daughter of a soldier in a world where the literacy rate is low and books were scarce. No matter how much she wanted to read, there were no books around. What is a bookworm to do without any books? Make them, of course. Her goal is to become a librarian! So that she may once again live surrounded by books, she must start by making them herself.

Hero Zhang Han was frustrated in life originally, but he stepped into the Cultivation World by a stroke of luck. Possessing divine natural gifts, he ascended into the disaster-crossing period step by step. He had imagined his life would not have any hardships anymore, but unfortunately incurred the god thunder since he violated the fate. After he woke up, he was surprised to find that he was reborn, going back a few years ago. He found that the world was different from what it used to be after his rebirth and he had a lovely daughter.Zhang Han's fate thus underwent a huge transformation. In the fast-paced urban life, he opened up a place for his daughter to have fun. Because of his daughter's enthusiasm for food, he opened a restaurant, which attracted countless diners. His business was booming and money did roll in. In his spare time, he also wrote songs to earn extra income. At the same time, he performed a sweet love story with his daughter's motherAfter his rebirth, he became a godly stay-home dad in the accumulation of experience. "Dote on my daughter and love my daughter" became his life creed. Although a few nasty guys occasionally appeared in his life, they were all beaten off by virtue of his mightiness.Let's take a look at how this godly stay-home dad lived in the city and how Zhang Han led his happy life. - Description from novelupdates

I got transmigrated into a game I've never seen before.I thought it was a top-notch RPG and spent 30 years on it.I retired as a war hero and planned to spend my remaining time leisurely.But it turns out, it was an academy story?

She had a dream: the world was brimming with light. Family. School. Friends. Trains. Buses. Movies. Books. In that world of light, she grew into adulthood and at the very end, in a white room, she fell into darkness. She awoke from the dream to find that she had become a demon. In the demon world, she lived a carefree life until she encountered a powerful being.

Seo-Joon, who had been working to save money in order to pay off his dead parents' debt and attend a hunter academy, ended up needing to spend all his savings on a surgery due to an unfortunate accident.In his moment of despair, a weird advertisement played.[You can also become an awakener!]He decided to register since he had nothing else to lose.[Mr. Kim Seo-Joon, welcome to Transcension Academy.]This hunter academy is on a completely different dimension' than the rest!In the age of private hunter education, you can also become a transcender.'

[Mature Content.]"I'll always be by your side, next to you, on top of you, behind you... The choice is yours to make."An immortal who has lived a millennium...He went by many names, many lives, many titles, but one stuck with him the most...Kaden. One look and you'd think you've met the devil. Dangerous, devious, and indifferent, people always bowed their heads to himexcept for the woman that brought the tyrant to his knees.A woman with a special ability and curse...Lina. She was cursed with clairvoyancethe ability to see a person's close or far future. When most don't remember their childhood, Lina remembered her first life. Since birth, she had repeated nightmares about a man who supposedly died. 1000 years after his death, Lina sees him again, and he wants everything to do with her.Unfortunately, there's nowhere in this world she could go that he couldn't find her. What'd happen to the frightened Lina and the devious Kaden?+ + + + +Warning:Strong sexual content.

"I have to squander; otherwise, won't it be a waste of my parent's talent at earning money?" Hong Dali answers a reporter's question matter-of-factly. Just after the interview ends, Hong Dali opens the Great Prodigal System's interface and looks at the various good stuff displayed in it. Stroking his chin, he mumbles to himself, "I just need to squander 200 billion yuan more to exchange for the blueprint of the core technology, Engine Destruction, found in the strongest humanoid mecha weapon, Neo Granzon. Looks like I'll have to work harder!" "I want to splurge! I want to squander!"

Lu Xiaoran has traveled to a fantasy world and received a system, but the useless system has not been activated for a long time. Lu Xiaoran, who had no choice, could only cultivate in a low-key manner and grow steadily. However, after Lu Xiaoran had become the strongest existence in the entire sect, the dog system suddenly activated.

How will the person who, in her previous world was known as the Goddess of Ice, deal with the world of Naruto? This story will loosely follow cannon and will focus on how a powerful, wise, and slightly insane person will affect the story and its characters. Slightly AU

Makoto found himself transmigrated into the world of Naruto, but there was one small problem.He was a mere lackey, someone who didn't even get a single line in the original story.But fate had a twist in store for him.Makoto awakened a Chat Group, where every member was a former powerhouse of Hidden Leaf Village. What's more, with thier consent, he can inherit their bloodline, combat experience, ninjutsu, chakra, and so much more!How will the story of Naruto change with the inclusion of Makoto? How will the group members react upon discovering the current state of the Hidden Leaf Village and the fate of their loved ones?

The biggest mistake of Alicia's life, was trying to commit suicide.She found herself in the body of a 19 years old princess in exile, in the middle ages.What's more? She was forced to marry Prince Harold; the infamous white-haired hot tempered Prince who wouldn't mind killing someone for the most irrelevant reason.Now, her wedding is only a few hours from now and the 'princess', which happens to be Alicia, is supposed to display some 'princessly' skills to the guest.Quick question: Is twerking allowed in the middle ages?She knew one thing for sure, the wedding was going to be a disaster and the hot tempered prince was going to kill her before she found her way back home.God Help Her!ThatAmazingGirl in collaboration with Miss_Behaviour (The writers of In Love With A Klepto) is bringing you another book."THE CURSED PRINCE'S STRANGE BRIDE"What would you do if you suddenly found yourself in the body of a princess in the ancient time?What's more, he isn't only a werewolf, he is also cursed by the moon goddess.EXCERPT:What should she do? She was confused and had no idea what was going on. Weddings in the middle ages was weird! What the hell is 'Virtues recitation'?Should she pretend to faint? That was the only thought that made sense. So that was what she did.She slowly collapsed on the ground and heard how everyone began to gasp and exclaim.Alicia wanted them to take her out of there and then she would find a way to escape. But maybe she was unlucky after all, because when she peeped under her lashes, wondering why no one was coming to carry her out, she saw a golden robe, before the person crouched down in front of her.She shut her eyes tightly and stilled her breath. She was an actress, after all. She could pull this off flawlessly."That was a bad act, my lady." The deep voice spoke, causing goosebumps to rise on her skin.Scary."I will only give you three seconds to get up."His voice wasn't really threatening, but somehow he commanded fear, especially with the slow and careful way he spoke. She had heard he was bad-tempered. What would he do after the three seconds passed? Would he kill her? Then would she die here? How did he even know she was pretending? Were people in the middle ages usually smart?She opened one eye to peek at him and saw him staring right at her with a smirk.THERE WAS NO WAY THE WEDDING WASN'T HAPPENING. SHE WAS SO DEAD!

He stood beside her bed and stared at her face in wonder if it's real. A smile appeared on his lips seeing her fluttering eyelashes as she was waking up. However, her reaction was different than what he had expected." Pak"He stared at her in shock as he covering his face with his palm. Did she just slap him?Zhao Ming's mouth was open in pure terror when she realized what she just did. She slapped the Emperor. The cruel-infamous Emperor of Ji Dynasty? Am I going to die again? I just came to this world, do I have to die again?'.She was the Empress of the Ji Dynasty, but in name only. Never been treated or respected as the Empress, and witnessing the worst of the palace, the life gave her another chance to shine as who she is.One day when she opened her eyes, she found her in unfamiliar surroundings. The world was full of people using strange items and in a world that was a world apart from hers.Will the Empress of Ji Dynasty be able to survive in this competitive world?**She was the wife of the richest businessman in the country with the reputation of nothing but trash. She was labeled as a rebellious brat, shameless lazy woman. When she opened her eyes one day, she found herself in some strange world.Holy Sh *t!She became the Empress of the Ji Dynasty. Can the rebellious, shameless lazy woman adjust to the cruel, strict palace world? Will she change or change the world instead?Can the Emperor get used to her being proactive in every single thing? Even in bed? The Emperor dotes on his wife to the point that she feels tired, how can a man be this cute? It's illegal for men to be this cute.She pushed him on the bed and sat on his body while looking at him with her tempting eyes." Zhao Ming, what..what are you doing?"" Shh...Your Majesty, you just need to relax. I will do all the work." She leaned in and sealed his lips with his moist lips making him crazy for her even more.

So I've been playing this shitty dating game along with my friend. Why is it shitty? Well, none of the damn endings are happy! You're destined to get a sad ending no matter what choices you make.But for some reason, we couldn't stop ourselves from talking about it or searching for some other ending.Ah... but I guess it doesn't matter since both of us died saving some random people we never met....Wait, why did I reincarnate into the villain of the shitty dating game? And my friend reincarnated as the hero?Is this... a good thing?Fuck, Nathan why are you beating yourself up? We need to make a real plan here! Dear readers! Without any ads, maybe you will prefer .

Ren Zhu: Quiet! Quiet! Look at the blackboard! I'm going to start teaching!Bear child 1 [1]: Hahaha! Who is this weak chicken!Bear child 2: May as well dance than listen to class. Why start the class!Fake good child: Sit upright.Ren Zhu: Bear child 1: You received the class teacher's quiet gaze x 1. Physical strength -500. Entered the weak state!Bear child 2: You received the class teacher's deep gaze x 1. Intelligence -50. Entered the dumb state!Fake good child: You received the class teacher's gratified gaze x 1. Intelligence and physical strength +50. Entered the excited state.Ren Zhu: My goal is to teach and educate people, and bring love to every bear child. Thank you.[1] literally translates to bear child'. The term is used to address mischievous children. Dear readers! Without any ads, maybe you will prefer .

Pei Jin is a black bellied prince. To outsiders he is a kind gentleman and always calm.

Ryan Quicksave Romano is an eccentric adventurer with a strange power: he can create a save-point in time and redo his life whenever he dies. Arriving in New Rome, the glitzy capital of sin of a rebuilding Europe, he finds the city torn between mega-corporations, sponsored heroes, superpowered criminals, and true monsters. It's a time of chaos, where potions can grant the power to rule the world and dangers lurk everywhere.

Ye Chen transmigrated into the world of cultivation and became the Saint Master of a Sacred Land. However, he discovered that the Heavenly Origin Sacred Land's source of income took a big hit, and their finances were in the red. The Sacred Land is basically on the brink of bankruptcy.And so, Ye Chen invented the mobile phone for the cultivation world, causing a sensation throughout the realm. And this was only the beginning!Foundation Establishment cultivators delivering packages on their swords.Qi Refinement cultivators attending online classes from the comfort of their homes.The three major Sacred Lands all opening online shops!And a legendary Saintess becoming the queen of live streaming!All these changes started on the day the cultivation world's version of a mobile phone was released!

My dream will come true! Soon I will be arriving in Italy and appearing at the Milan Fashion Show! My photos will be published in all fashion magazines around the world!In the end, all my sacrifices and hard work will not be in vain!But why my dream become a nightmare!? Daddy suddenly invited me to meet a young CEO who was really arrogant. He said, for the sake of my family's business, I will become his future wife of the young CEO!I don't want to marry him! I don't even know, and don't love him, but now I have to sacrifice my dream to become his housewife!?What about my dream? Are my efforts and sacrifices in vain? What does the world's most arrogant CEO want? Does he think money can buy love?

Talented in Magecraft but useless in physical combat?

"You are mine, and I am yours" The world cannot be saved by the victory of a single man. This book begins at the point where the climax should occur; the battle between a Demon Queen who is a little strange and a Hero who is a little curious. However, not only do these two give up the battle, instead, they join hands to directly challenge the complicated social structure which dictates that humans and demons must forever be in conflict. This is too reckless right? How can this be done? Undoubtedly, you are thinking that. Come, please turn the page. You are about to read a story that has never been told before; the story of the Hero and the Demon Queen.

In her previous life, An Xiulan had been oppressed and tortured by the members of Duke An's household. Her legitimate status wasn't enough to save her from the schemes of jealous siblings. For sixteen years, she tolerated the oppression inflicted on her but in the seventeenth year, she was pushed to death into the frozen lake.Now she has reincarnated into the body of a youthful girl in the modern world who died in a car accident. She was given everything she was devoid of in her last life family, love and education.Graced with a new life, An Xiulan is determined to strive towards a better life. She will be the best daughter. She will study hard. And she will stay away from puppy love.Nothing must come between her path to become a top scholar!But there seems to be a hitch in the plan.Why was the backbencher Han Zixin following her to the library, laboratory, playground and even the principal's office?Wasn't Big Boss Han allergic to studies?Why was he following the campus Belle?Teacher: An Xiulan is a top student. We must preserve her at all costs.Class Ten gulped as they recalled how a certain bro-con had supplied cheating slips to his model student sister in monthly tests subsequently resulting in her topping the exams!Lu Xuan: No one is allowed to bully my sister!! Only I can bully her!Everyone in class Ten: ????A few days later, class Ten witnessed the delicate looking youthful girl chasing her self proclaimed brother with a hockey stick!The delicate looking campus Belle wasn't delicate at all!...A delicate girl can't possibly make two big gangsters of Jingyuan Highschool dance on her tunes?

Power? Wealth? Glory? Who freaking cares!Jack just wants to live in peace, but he's the greatest trouble magnet EVER![Ding! Congratulations! You've Awakened!][Unlocked SSS+ Curse of Obliteration!][Good Luck Surviving!]Just as all hope seems lost, he gets reincarnated in the Game-like Magical world of Eternia! Is this finally a chance at an uneventful life?Jack will do whatever it takes to accomplish his goal, including World Domination. Can't have anyone disturbing you if they're all under your rule!But this might prove troublesome For instance, how are there so many Demonic Gods trying to make him their Slave?! Can't they just leave him alone?!Every Goddamn Day.[Class Unlocked: Ruin Knight!][Class Unlocked: Blood Mage!][Class Unlocked: Grim Reaper!][Class Unlocked: Vampire Progenitor!][Class Unlocked: Apocalypse Overlord!][Class Unlocked: Ethereal Incubus Prince!]"Sigh.."

Sherlock is a new generation Dungeon Lord whose ambition is to become the greatest Devil King and building up the greatest Dungeon in the Underworld.