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Forced to face how vast and dangerous the universe really is, Desmond decides to seize the opportunity to gain the power he needs to protect what he loves, for his own world is far from safe. Traveling through various worlds, Desmond gathers treasures and powers, gradually discovering the dark secrets that lie behind the false tranquility.If you like this novel, don't forget to comment, donate Power Stones, and write a review.

The protagonist is a guy who is among the stupidest of the stupidest in the school. In this school, your grades can, under the supervision of teachers, take a virtual form to do combat! However, if you leave an examination half way, you get zero marks. A bright and cute girl, Mizuki Himeji, was having a high fever during the examination. Despite her potential to be the second highest scorer in the level, she obtained zero marks for having left due to her illness and is thus allocated to the worst class, class F. Grades mean almost everything. For Class A, they have a smart-looking teacher, a plasma TV as big as the entire wall as their blackboard, personal laptops, personal air-cons, refrigerators, adjustable seats and all kinds of different appliances. Within the refrigerator, there are all kinds of drinks and snacks. Their ceiling is made of glass, the wall lets them put up high-class drawings and plants. As for Class F, the worst class They have Japanese desks and seat paddings. Their blackboard is dirty and there is no chalk even! Someone complains that the legs of his desk are broken, so the teacher asks, "Didn't we distribute some glue to stick wood together? Glue it back yourself later." Another one complains that wind is blowing in from the broken window. The teacher says, "I got it. I will apply for plastic bags and invisible glue to fix it later." There are spider webs everywhere, not a patch of the wall is clean. A unique moldy smell spreads across the entire room; it must be from the old tatamis used to tile the floor. This is the status of class F. The protagonist feels displeased at such an arrangement, and seeks help from his friends to try to make a change through summoning war!! And they devise all kinds of plans to try to beat the famous class A, intending to get class A's classroom and equipment if they win!!

As a true over-bearing president scum gong, when Xie He for the Nth time rejected his admirer, he heard a sentence in his head: "Congratulations on achieving the "rejects 100 hosts" accomplishment; as an award you will soon bind to the "Scum Gong and Cheap Shou" system, entering other worlds to complete capture missions.

After a lucky night at the casino turns deadly, Ezra Matten finds himself bleeding to death in a dark alley.His fate takes a dramatic turn when two female vampires approach him with an offer he can't refuse.Become a vampire and bond with them, or die.Choosing survival, Ezra embraces his new vampiric existence, only to discover the rarity and potency of male vampires in their secretive society.His transformation is further amplified when he acquires a powerful relic from the vampire progenitor, giving him unparalleled strength and abilities.Now, Ezra is thrust into the middle of a shadowy war. Armed with the relic's immense power, he begins his journey to supremacy, carving out a new path and establishing his dominance.The vampire society trembles before the might of the Nightmare as he fends off those who seek to control him and all the ladies that want a piece of him."Female vampires are fighting over me?!""Bow before my strength, Lord Alucard, for I am your god."Ezra's ascent challenges the very foundations of the vampire world."Why be a king when you can be a god?"***********-Features a form of Vampire dual cultivation.-No NTR or Yuri

There's SIS in great Britain, CIA in the US. In Huaxia, there's Dragon Division, known as the mysterious power of the East.

"Han Yi Jin? The dual-class loser villain bastard, Han Yi Jin?"Han Yi Jin had reincarnated as an insignificant villain in a male-oriented modern fantasy novel.Han Yi Jin, the small-fry villain who hung around the main character, Kang Yoo Hyun, and died at the beginning of the story."Aren't you acting a little strange today?""What's strange? F*ck off if you don't have any business with me."To avoid suspicion, he acts like Han Yi Jin from the original story. This rather attracts the attention of the gongs, and Yi Jin is looked upon with suspicion.[Synchronisation is complete.] Shake the Catnip (S): All stats of the designated opponent +20%In the meantime, he had acquired the "Catnip Skill" from nowhere.Because of this skill, which becomes more effective the higher the intensity of the skinship, Yi Jin begins to attract the obsession and interest of the other characters"I love it when you curse.""Hyung, would you like to go out on a date with me?""You wouldn't think of that if I cut off at least one of your legs.""Keep running away like that. I'm curious how far you can go."These crazy bastards are obsessed with me."Why are you all staring at me with those eyes? Get the f*ck out of here, you crazy bastards!"Will Yi Jin be able to escape safely from the clutches of the gongs?Will he be able to escape death?

Rudel Arses, the first born of one of the Three Lords' of the Courtois Kingdom, is from a corrupted family, but at 5 years old, he saw a dragon in the sky and his dark future as a villain changed. He was considered an idiot, but was that true? How would his effort to become a dragoon change the kingdom?

Sherlock is a new generation Dungeon Lord whose ambition is to become the greatest Devil King and building up the greatest Dungeon in the Underworld.

Hero Zhang Han was frustrated in life originally, but he stepped into the Cultivation World by a stroke of luck. Possessing divine natural gifts, he ascended into the disaster-crossing period step by step. He had imagined his life would not have any hardships anymore, but unfortunately incurred the god thunder since he violated the fate. After he woke up, he was surprised to find that he was reborn, going back a few years ago. He found that the world was different from what it used to be after his rebirth and he had a lovely daughter.Zhang Han's fate thus underwent a huge transformation. In the fast-paced urban life, he opened up a place for his daughter to have fun. Because of his daughter's enthusiasm for food, he opened a restaurant, which attracted countless diners. His business was booming and money did roll in. In his spare time, he also wrote songs to earn extra income. At the same time, he performed a sweet love story with his daughter's motherAfter his rebirth, he became a godly stay-home dad in the accumulation of experience. "Dote on my daughter and love my daughter" became his life creed. Although a few nasty guys occasionally appeared in his life, they were all beaten off by virtue of his mightiness.Let's take a look at how this godly stay-home dad lived in the city and how Zhang Han led his happy life. - Description from novelupdates

My dream will come true! Soon I will be arriving in Italy and appearing at the Milan Fashion Show! My photos will be published in all fashion magazines around the world!In the end, all my sacrifices and hard work will not be in vain!But why my dream become a nightmare!? Daddy suddenly invited me to meet a young CEO who was really arrogant. He said, for the sake of my family's business, I will become his future wife of the young CEO!I don't want to marry him! I don't even know, and don't love him, but now I have to sacrifice my dream to become his housewife!?What about my dream? Are my efforts and sacrifices in vain? What does the world's most arrogant CEO want? Does he think money can buy love?

Urano, a bookworm who had finally found a job as a librarian at a university, was sadly killed shortly after graduating from college. She was reborn as the daughter of a soldier in a world where the literacy rate is low and books were scarce. No matter how much she wanted to read, there were no books around. What is a bookworm to do without any books? Make them, of course. Her goal is to become a librarian! So that she may once again live surrounded by books, she must start by making them herself.

Meet the Mafia King, whose fearsome reputation in the Underworld spread far and wide! But he hides behind the identity of a billionaire CEO. Money? Power? Handsome? All check! Except that he had a teensy tiny problem - his ZERO EQ that failed him to understand emotions.Until the day Song Lihua walks in his life.Song Lihua's simple aim in life was to get a job and earn money. But a chance encounter with the Mafia King makes her fall in love with him at first sight.She declares to win his heart one day. But to her shock, the Mafia King himself becomes her next door neighbor! Together with her, the emotions in deep slumber within him began to awaken.Hiding a dark secret from her, the Mafia King slowly grows closer to her. But as he faces a threat that could bring the truth to light, he does something unimaginable to stop Lihua from leaving.Amidst the hidden conspiracies of the Underworld, what will the Mafia King do to keep her by his side? How far will he go to hide his secret?"You are my first love that brought this empty shell of my heart back to life. You have a place in my heart no one else could ever have." - The Mafia King.

He stood beside her bed and stared at her face in wonder if it's real. A smile appeared on his lips seeing her fluttering eyelashes as she was waking up. However, her reaction was different than what he had expected." Pak"He stared at her in shock as he covering his face with his palm. Did she just slap him?Zhao Ming's mouth was open in pure terror when she realized what she just did. She slapped the Emperor. The cruel-infamous Emperor of Ji Dynasty? Am I going to die again? I just came to this world, do I have to die again?'.She was the Empress of the Ji Dynasty, but in name only. Never been treated or respected as the Empress, and witnessing the worst of the palace, the life gave her another chance to shine as who she is.One day when she opened her eyes, she found her in unfamiliar surroundings. The world was full of people using strange items and in a world that was a world apart from hers.Will the Empress of Ji Dynasty be able to survive in this competitive world?**She was the wife of the richest businessman in the country with the reputation of nothing but trash. She was labeled as a rebellious brat, shameless lazy woman. When she opened her eyes one day, she found herself in some strange world.Holy Sh *t!She became the Empress of the Ji Dynasty. Can the rebellious, shameless lazy woman adjust to the cruel, strict palace world? Will she change or change the world instead?Can the Emperor get used to her being proactive in every single thing? Even in bed? The Emperor dotes on his wife to the point that she feels tired, how can a man be this cute? It's illegal for men to be this cute.She pushed him on the bed and sat on his body while looking at him with her tempting eyes." Zhao Ming, what..what are you doing?"" Shh...Your Majesty, you just need to relax. I will do all the work." She leaned in and sealed his lips with his moist lips making him crazy for her even more.

[Mature Content.]"I'll always be by your side, next to you, on top of you, behind you... The choice is yours to make."An immortal who has lived a millennium...He went by many names, many lives, many titles, but one stuck with him the most...Kaden. One look and you'd think you've met the devil. Dangerous, devious, and indifferent, people always bowed their heads to himexcept for the woman that brought the tyrant to his knees.A woman with a special ability and curse...Lina. She was cursed with clairvoyancethe ability to see a person's close or far future. When most don't remember their childhood, Lina remembered her first life. Since birth, she had repeated nightmares about a man who supposedly died. 1000 years after his death, Lina sees him again, and he wants everything to do with her.Unfortunately, there's nowhere in this world she could go that he couldn't find her. What'd happen to the frightened Lina and the devious Kaden?+ + + + +Warning:Strong sexual content.

When I came to, I woke up as fully loaded with death flags Villainess. I finally got reborn with a healthy body, so I will live in happiness! First, I'm thinking of improving my relationship with the family to systematically crush the death flags. Called the Saint of Meat, Shrine Maiden, Savior, and even Goddess, her titles keep pointlessly increasing!

He Bai won the lottery, became rich, and reached the pinnacle of life. Then, he inadvertently took a picture of the Film Emperor Di Qiuhe being killed. And after reporting this case to the police, he was reborn in a midst of confusion.He Bai: I don't have any horrible relatives to abuse. Why was I reborn?Di Qiuhe: But I do.He Bai: I also haven't been betrayed or harmed by anyone. Why was I reborn?Di Qiuhe: But I have.He Bai: I just want to have some money to live freely and eat well. I already achieved that goal, so why was I reborn?Di Qiuhe: I have money, but don't live freely or well.He Bai angrily flips the table: So what's the use of my rebirth! Just to make me suffer again?!Di Qiuhe (Holding and Touching He Bai): Be my lover, you're only responsible for eating "lollipops," you won't eat any bitterness.He Bai: Leave!

A new work from the author of 'Top Tier Providence, Secretly Cultivate for a Thousand Years'!As a young servant, Gu An accidentally broke a pot containing a spiritual flower. While he was panicking, he discovered that he had absorbed twelve years of lifespan from it!Thus began Gu An's journey to immortality.To cultivate safely, Gu An chose to become a servant disciple in the Taixuan Sect, where he planted medicinal herbs daily to consume their lifespan and enhance his own cultivation.He continuously evolved his basic skills with his evolution skill until they became divine abilities.Eras passed, stars shifted, and the world changed.Legends of immortals began to circulate.Gu An, now an immortal, spent half of his lifespan to push his cultivation beyond the limits of immortality and achieved the saint realm and stood above the heavenly Dao.However, one day, an old man in white robes, who looked like a true immortal, visited Gu An."I am the Celestial Lord Xuanqing from the heavens. The Great Emperor Taihao has heard of your numerous good deeds in the mortal realm. You have repeatedly saved countless lives and have accrued great merits. He has specially dispatched me to invite you to join the ranks of immortals and assume the celestial position of Divine Steed Officer.""Dare I ask, what the duties of the Divine Steed Officer arre?""The Heavenly Court possesses divine horses capable of traversing heaven and earth and move between yin and yang. The Divine Steed Officer is responsible for overseeing and feeding these horses."Hmm?

She was the godly thief of the 24th century, yet she was reincarnated as a good-for-nothing idiot with no parents. Not only that, she had to bend her will according to her relatives' mood. Idiot? Trash? Very well, sooner or later, she will show these group of silly earthlings what it means to be too late for regrets!Battle-qi? Magic? Her talent on both magic and martial arts will mortify every genius in existence. The position of the clan chief? The mythological Vermilion Bird? Want them? So sorry~ She already took them!But who will tell her, that the cute boy who gets carsick easily was really the mythological Vermilion Bird? Then, what about the elder that's residing in her body, just which deity does that mysterious soul belong to? FurthermoreWhy was it that other people's companion were those kind of domineering, and incomparably mighty type. Why was it the ones around her were either an evil merchant or a sly fox, a useless nerd or a playboy, the worst is this sick pretty boy! What happened to ruling the world, and standing above all else? Please don't f*ck with me! - Description from novelupdates

Power? Wealth? Glory? Who freaking cares!Jack just wants to live in peace, but he's the greatest trouble magnet EVER![Ding! Congratulations! You've Awakened!][Unlocked SSS+ Curse of Obliteration!][Good Luck Surviving!]Just as all hope seems lost, he gets reincarnated in the Game-like Magical world of Eternia! Is this finally a chance at an uneventful life?Jack will do whatever it takes to accomplish his goal, including World Domination. Can't have anyone disturbing you if they're all under your rule!But this might prove troublesome For instance, how are there so many Demonic Gods trying to make him their Slave?! Can't they just leave him alone?!Every Goddamn Day.[Class Unlocked: Ruin Knight!][Class Unlocked: Blood Mage!][Class Unlocked: Grim Reaper!][Class Unlocked: Vampire Progenitor!][Class Unlocked: Apocalypse Overlord!][Class Unlocked: Ethereal Incubus Prince!]"Sigh.."

What does it feel like to find yourself inside the novel of an author you hated? How will you survive in a world that's filled with clich? Well, something similar happened here.Once there was an unpopular fantasy novel author. His life was pretty messed upno, he made it messed up. And remember I said messed up, not sad.Due to certain reasons, he ended up never having the life that an average teenage boy should have.But soon he was freed from that life as he died due to a lovey-dovey couple. He was freed but he had regretsafter all, he didn't make his life that way because he wanted to.The things he did were the result of his condition and impulses.It seems luck was on his side at that moment, seconds after he closed his eyes and died, those eyes opened again but this time they were gazing at a world different from his old one.He got a second chance! Now he will live a new life, a life he wanted to live! This time he can live, grow old, and then die in a "normal" way! The way things should have happened in his former life.Though it turns out he also had a good amount of bad luck on his side as well.Later he found out that the world he reincarnated in was the same as the novel of an author he hated the most. The only person he never wanted to talk to againhe was reincarnated inside that very person's novel.This is his story! The story of the man who was known by the name "Zero" in his second life. The story of how he survived without plot armor in a world filled with clich situations, only in the favor of the MC of that novel.This is, Author's Reincarnation in a Fantasy Setting!!

Lu Xiaoran has traveled to a fantasy world and received a system, but the useless system has not been activated for a long time. Lu Xiaoran, who had no choice, could only cultivate in a low-key manner and grow steadily. However, after Lu Xiaoran had become the strongest existence in the entire sect, the dog system suddenly activated.

Ryan Quicksave Romano is an eccentric adventurer with a strange power: he can create a save-point in time and redo his life whenever he dies. Arriving in New Rome, the glitzy capital of sin of a rebuilding Europe, he finds the city torn between mega-corporations, sponsored heroes, superpowered criminals, and true monsters. It's a time of chaos, where potions can grant the power to rule the world and dangers lurk everywhere.

This is the stories of two different people from two different worlds (literally)She was raised in love, while he was raised in hateHer birth was celebrated, while he was despisedShe was protected, while he was abused everyday.She is gentle, warm and kind, while he is cold, cruel and viciousBut with the twist of fate, their world collided. They will learn from each other.He will teach her to be hopeful and live for herself, while she will teach him the joys of Friendship and LoveTogether they will learn to understand each other, accept each other and love each other, and soon their love will change the fate of the worldPrincess: Can you stop staring at me while I'm sleeping?The Lord: I can'tThe Princess: Are you gonna stare at me the whole night?The Lord: Yes!The Princess: Can you at least act like a normal man who will take advantage of a maiden while in her room.The Lord: this Lord would obligeThe Princess: WAIT This princess is kidding, just kidding, wait!

Tired of the schemes and strifes of city life, Bei Feng finally returned to his hometown in the countryside

Royal Roader,' the game that I ruled as an overlord was ending its service. Shit! It was my life's only pleasure. The last day! I used all of my strength and in-game connections to defeat the final boss monster, Demon Heros. As a reward, I earned a Marble of Wishes.[Please state your wish.]My wish? [Royal Roader's renewal as reality.]I was just joking. I really only wrote it as a joke

15 years ago, his elder brother was killed right in front of him in the middle of the night killed by their most trusted driver. Since then, Stefan had a hard time sleeping and often got nightmares. He learned not to trust anyone.Cayenne worked almost all day and all night. She only got three hours of sleep every day. She was the breadwinner of their family since her mother was diagnosed with tuberculosis. She thought she would have a great time working as a receptionist in a hotel.Until"I'll pay you an additional $3000 a month. Sleep with me." Stefan placed a signed check on the table in front of her.Her head was spinning at the large sum of money. She can finally buy her mother's medication and send her brothers to school without worry. But to sleep with him?"I'm sorry if I come off rude but, I can't sleep with you sir." She tried to refuse politely, afraid that she will lose her job if he felt displease towards her.Stefan took off his coat and placed on the backrest of his chair. "Think about my offer carefully. It wasn't so bad sleeping with you after all."It was a mistake she made on her part when she fell asleep right beside him on his bed, drunk and dizzy.Will he make the mistake of trusting someone again? Will he entrust his life to her by sleeping soundly beside her? How will they face each other when they started to unveil the mystery of their identities?

11-year-old Jung Si-woo always had to play alone during PE class."I'm excluded from any ball games.""Are you kidding me? Why are you the only exception?""If I play with the rest, everyone will be excluded. Physically."The strength that Jung Si-woo has is not from any hard training but just a power he was born with.When he turns 16 years old, the world faced a cataclysm, a huge castle appeared over the Earth out of nowhere. It began selecting special humans to grant them wings making them a Player and that soon changed the world.10 years passed.Jung Si-woo with a supernatural strength has still not been able to forsake his dream to be a Player. While he was enjoying his jobless life, he saved a falling Player and unknowingly met the requirement to be a Underground Player'.He became more special than anyone ever is! Now, Jung Si-woo brilliant dungeon strategy play begins.

After five years, Ning Xi has returned and is out to take revenge on the sister who turned her parents against her and the childhood sweetheart who betrayed her for her sister. She aims to fulfill her childhood dream and become a famous actress. However, her sister is still out to get her, and she has to avoid all her underhanded schemes.One day, after falling into one of her sisters' schemes, she meets an adorable kid and saves him. This is how Ning Xi found herself staying at the autistic little kid's house to help him come out of his shell. Slowly, his father, Lu Tingxiao, starts falling for her too. - Description from novelupdates

After crossing over to another world which seemed to be a fusion between many anime worlds, The Fantasy System was unlocked for Mu Fan. After finishing the tasks given by the system, Fantasy points are given which allows him to gain access to the Fantasy store that was full of daily talents and more. Yuuki Asuna: You know how to cook a lot of dishes. Can you teach me? Sagiri: I don't know anyone called Eromanga-Sensei. Many more characters and interesting plots await us.

Makoto found himself transmigrated into the world of Naruto, but there was one small problem.He was a mere lackey, someone who didn't even get a single line in the original story.But fate had a twist in store for him.Makoto awakened a Chat Group, where every member was a former powerhouse of Hidden Leaf Village. What's more, with thier consent, he can inherit their bloodline, combat experience, ninjutsu, chakra, and so much more!How will the story of Naruto change with the inclusion of Makoto? How will the group members react upon discovering the current state of the Hidden Leaf Village and the fate of their loved ones?