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This is the stories of two different people from two different worlds (literally)She was raised in love, while he was raised in hateHer birth was celebrated, while he was despisedShe was protected, while he was abused everyday.She is gentle, warm and kind, while he is cold, cruel and viciousBut with the twist of fate, their world collided. They will learn from each other.He will teach her to be hopeful and live for herself, while she will teach him the joys of Friendship and LoveTogether they will learn to understand each other, accept each other and love each other, and soon their love will change the fate of the worldPrincess: Can you stop staring at me while I'm sleeping?The Lord: I can'tThe Princess: Are you gonna stare at me the whole night?The Lord: Yes!The Princess: Can you at least act like a normal man who will take advantage of a maiden while in her room.The Lord: this Lord would obligeThe Princess: WAIT This princess is kidding, just kidding, wait!

She was the godly thief of the 24th century, yet she was reincarnated as a good-for-nothing idiot with no parents. Not only that, she had to bend her will according to her relatives' mood. Idiot? Trash? Very well, sooner or later, she will show these group of silly earthlings what it means to be too late for regrets!Battle-qi? Magic? Her talent on both magic and martial arts will mortify every genius in existence. The position of the clan chief? The mythological Vermilion Bird? Want them? So sorry~ She already took them!But who will tell her, that the cute boy who gets carsick easily was really the mythological Vermilion Bird? Then, what about the elder that's residing in her body, just which deity does that mysterious soul belong to? FurthermoreWhy was it that other people's companion were those kind of domineering, and incomparably mighty type. Why was it the ones around her were either an evil merchant or a sly fox, a useless nerd or a playboy, the worst is this sick pretty boy! What happened to ruling the world, and standing above all else? Please don't f*ck with me! - Description from novelupdates

11-year-old Jung Si-woo always had to play alone during PE class."I'm excluded from any ball games.""Are you kidding me? Why are you the only exception?""If I play with the rest, everyone will be excluded. Physically."The strength that Jung Si-woo has is not from any hard training but just a power he was born with.When he turns 16 years old, the world faced a cataclysm, a huge castle appeared over the Earth out of nowhere. It began selecting special humans to grant them wings making them a Player and that soon changed the world.10 years passed.Jung Si-woo with a supernatural strength has still not been able to forsake his dream to be a Player. While he was enjoying his jobless life, he saved a falling Player and unknowingly met the requirement to be a Underground Player'.He became more special than anyone ever is! Now, Jung Si-woo brilliant dungeon strategy play begins.

After five years, Ning Xi has returned and is out to take revenge on the sister who turned her parents against her and the childhood sweetheart who betrayed her for her sister. She aims to fulfill her childhood dream and become a famous actress. However, her sister is still out to get her, and she has to avoid all her underhanded schemes.One day, after falling into one of her sisters' schemes, she meets an adorable kid and saves him. This is how Ning Xi found herself staying at the autistic little kid's house to help him come out of his shell. Slowly, his father, Lu Tingxiao, starts falling for her too. - Description from novelupdates

15 years ago, his elder brother was killed right in front of him in the middle of the night killed by their most trusted driver. Since then, Stefan had a hard time sleeping and often got nightmares. He learned not to trust anyone.Cayenne worked almost all day and all night. She only got three hours of sleep every day. She was the breadwinner of their family since her mother was diagnosed with tuberculosis. She thought she would have a great time working as a receptionist in a hotel.Until"I'll pay you an additional $3000 a month. Sleep with me." Stefan placed a signed check on the table in front of her.Her head was spinning at the large sum of money. She can finally buy her mother's medication and send her brothers to school without worry. But to sleep with him?"I'm sorry if I come off rude but, I can't sleep with you sir." She tried to refuse politely, afraid that she will lose her job if he felt displease towards her.Stefan took off his coat and placed on the backrest of his chair. "Think about my offer carefully. It wasn't so bad sleeping with you after all."It was a mistake she made on her part when she fell asleep right beside him on his bed, drunk and dizzy.Will he make the mistake of trusting someone again? Will he entrust his life to her by sleeping soundly beside her? How will they face each other when they started to unveil the mystery of their identities?

So I've been playing this shitty dating game along with my friend. Why is it shitty? Well, none of the damn endings are happy! You're destined to get a sad ending no matter what choices you make.But for some reason, we couldn't stop ourselves from talking about it or searching for some other ending.Ah... but I guess it doesn't matter since both of us died saving some random people we never met....Wait, why did I reincarnate into the villain of the shitty dating game? And my friend reincarnated as the hero?Is this... a good thing?Fuck, Nathan why are you beating yourself up? We need to make a real plan here! Dear readers! Without any ads, maybe you will prefer .

"From today onwards, you will become the Envoy of one of the Main Gods in the Dimensions of Gods. You will travel from one world to another and through that, you will attain what others will never obtain in their entire life."

In a world teetering on the brink of chaos, where eldritch gods peer into mortal realms and monsters stalk the land, Lu Yu finds himself moments away from a gruesome end as a sacrifice to a sinister deity. Just as the cold altar awaits him, a glimmer of hope emerges: he activates the Monster Editing System.With this arcane power, Lu Yu can extract materials from all things and fuse them to create unimaginable creatures. Each monster grants him a portion of its strength and a unique, terrifying skill. From that moment, Lu Yu embarks on a perilous game of wits and power against the ancient, malevolent gods.99 Demonic Eyes+ Cyclops Body + Primordial Chaos Stone = Chaos Evil Eye: its gaze alone spells death, obliterating all under the curse of its Mystic Death Stare.Angel's Blood+ Nightmare's Corpse = Holy Nightmare: a being that commands the dimensional ability Paradise Descent, fusing heaven and hell into an inescapable exile.Seed of the Dusk World+ Mutant Drake Egg = Endbringer Dragon: the avatar of apocalypse, wielding the Calamity Domain to usher in the end of all things.From the shadows, he crafts horrors beyond comprehension: Void Shadow Spider, Hundred-Armed Giant, Soul-Banshee, and Endbringer Dragon. Each creation shakes the fabric of reality itself. Even as his creations grow in power, they spiral further beyond mortal understanding, defying natural laws. The gods, once indifferent, now tremble as their monstrous rival rises.Can Lu Yu's ingenuity and monstrous legion prevail in the deadly dance with gods? Or will the ancient, inscrutable powers crush him before his ultimate creation takes shape?The monsters are limitless, and even the gods dare not look away

"Ding! Congratulations on binding God's Chosen One. You will receive 150% of the other party's

I became a staff officer of an empire whose defeat was certain.The only way to escape from the empire with an 8-year mandatory service was through dishonorable discharge.But then"You can be glad, Lieutenant. Thanks to your accurate instinct, our military could prevent damage in advance."The more I struggled to be discharged, the higher my performance evaluation became.

Everyone said that Yi Qing was the number one Sword Cultivator in the world, with a swordsmanship and cultivation that no one could surpass. Whether it was when he was cultivating in the Lower Realm, or when he was in the Ten Heavens of the Upper Realm, he has always been undefeated.

Once upon a time, a hero had been summoned to a different world in order to defeat the demon king. After the war stretching 3 years ended the commendable hero slew the demon king. And he was forcibly deported back to earth after being dismissed. Such bullshit! Elves in addition to beast race, dwarfs and demon race. Even though I wanted to make a harem in the different world I saved! My dream will not come true on earth, where there is no magic at all. Thus, the hero returns on his own. Without the blunder of being extradited to earth this time, he will build a harem of his own in a different world.

Pure Romance + Marriage before Love + Mind Reading + Feel-Good Story + Entertainment IndustryShen Tang, a struggling actress, finds herself transported into the pages of a book as the contracted wife of the domineering CEO, Gu Huai'an.She doesn't have to fulfill any wifely duties or do much of anything. All she needs to do is occasionally attend family gatherings and create the illusion of a loving couple. In return, she receives a monthly payment of 5 million yuan and stands to gain 200 million yuan when they divorce.Shen Tang can barely contain her laughter. Could there be such a good deal?In the book, Shen Tang falls in love with Gu Huai'an and foolishly hopes to turn their contractual marriage into a real one, but in the end, she gains nothing.Thinking about this outcome, Shen Tang shakes her head and sighs. What a naive girl, unable to see things clearly.Wouldn't it be great to live a stable life and walk away with 300 million yuan after two years of marriage?Shen Tang decides to fully embrace a carefree life.Gu Huai'an gets a second chance at life.He remembers how Shen Tang messed things up in their previous life.However, he waits and waits, but Shen Tang remains silent.He asks the butler, "What has my wife been up to lately?"The butler awkwardly smiles and says, "Madam spends her days shopping and admiring handsome men."Gu Huai'an: By a stroke of luck, Gu Huai'an discovers he can hear Shen Tang's thoughts.But wait, wasn't she supposed to be head over heels in love with him? Why has she becomeInitially, Gu Huai'an only wanted to endure the two-year contract period and divorce this woman.However, later on, he kneels down and humbly pleads, "Tang Tang, can we not get divorced?"

Liu Changgong time-traveled to a cultivation world. However, without any talent for cultivation, he was destined to be an average person. So, Liu Changgong simply cultivated for fun. When he was free, he would also do calligraphy, paint, play chess and the qin to pass time

In the midst of the blue and purple neon lights, under the gray, metallic sky, it is the frontier of all data, the aftermath of a scientific revolution, also the border of fiction and reality. Steel versus body; the past and the future. Here, the Outer World and the Inner World exist alongside each other. It seems like the wall of time is right in front of your eyes. Darkness gradually swallows the world. But listen, my friend, we cannot use kindness to survive the darkness. We need fire.

Born with amazing talent and mastery of the sword, at age 13 he awakened his memory about the world thus setting out his own journey and create a world that is for himself and his crew onlyAt the age of seventeen, he went to sea, joined the Rocks Pirates, participated in the Battle of God Valley, plundered the treasures of the Celestial Dragons, formed his own pirate group, competed for the throne of the Four Emperors in the New World, and became the world's number one swordsman.The most powerful attack and the most powerful defense are gathered in one person, and finally became the strongest in the world.Before the war on the top, he helped Whitebeard restore his peak strength. When Whitebeard attracted the attention of the whole world, Li Yuan led his pirate group to attack the Celestial Dragon Holy Land Mary Geoise...

The protagonist is reborn in the world of the game he loved so much [Dungeon Brave Souls]. However, he was reborn not as a hero who adventures with the heroine while flirting with her, but as a villain who steals the heroine and drives the world to extinction.Why in the world should he be reborn as a villain who ruined his favorite game? The protagonist is in despair, but he still decides to live his second life freely, using his knowledge of the game. However, the reality is not as good as he expected. Events that should not have happened in the game, scenario changes happen one after another!The villainous character crushes both the demon king and the heroes. A heroic tale of evil supremacy!

Arthur, an avid gamer, accepts his friend's dare to beat an infamous eroge game that no one has ever completed. The problem? The game is designed to trap players in endless smut scenes, with every decision leading to the same outcome: more smut scenes, world destruction and game over. After countless failed attempts and growing frustration, Arthur takes to the game's community forum, venting his anger at the developers. To his shock, he receives a cryptic response from the developer challenging him to find a different ending. Moments later, Arthur is pulled into the game itself, awakening in the body of an unremarkable extra. Arthur finds himself embodying the very lifestyle he once despisedfooling around at every turn and getting swept up in the woman's seductive temptations. Can Arthur resist the game's temptations, uncover hidden paths, and finally break free? Or will he become yet another player lost to its endless scenes? or he will do both? Follow Arthur's journey for a fresh story filled with humor, plot twists, and concepts you won't find elsewhere.

Demons in Academy of Light are described as vile, dark, cruel, evil, impure, and a whole lot of other things. At least, that's how they're portrayed in the gamea sacred land where demons and dark energies aren't supposed to exist. That's how it was supposed to be... So what the hell am I supposed to do now? Thanks to my rotten luck, my soul ended up possessing the lowest-ranking demon, the one who dies at the very beginning of the story... I'm screwed! I have no other options left... If I want to survive, I have to kill the protagonist.

An introverted girl has had enough of the isolation inadvertently formed by her self-imposed isolation. Things changed when she discovers that she has the ability to transverse across the fabric of our universe into the dimensions of multiple storylines. Not only do these storylines leave her with invaluable lessons they also impart a portion of their power if she is deserving of it. The time has come for Zhao Youyue to change her fate. She will be a Side-Character, or perhapssomething more!

When Song Xiao was young, he wanted to become a Virtuous Official for a lifetime, but was forced to marry into the palace by that uncooperative Emperor; when his Virtuous Empress For A Lifetime career had just started, the Emperor died

My end was not majestic, my beginning was not beautiful, but I will make damn sure that I rise once more. No more shall I bend a knee, no more shall I hide, no more shall I cower. No more shall the light guild my path, for only Darkness remains.***Killed by the universe's greatest killer, Truck-Kun. My existence was twisted as I gazed up at King-Yama, staring down at me with revulsion, "You sick bastard, you ate people." He bellowed, glaring at me with disgust.Snorting, I gathered my courage raising my head high and proud, my voice carrying a hint of pride, "So what, have you ever tried it...Let me ask you, have you ever had sex."A bewildered expression hung on his rugged appearance as he absentmindedly nodded. A slight smirk crossed my face as I declared, "then have you ate ass,""WHAT!!!" He balled in panic, shivering like a guilty man on trial."HAHA, you call me disgusting, but it appears you were sucking ass, now that is truly disgusting. I don't judge, but if you ask me, I will stick to cannibalism.""THAT NOT A FAIR COMPARISON, YOU LITTLE SHIT,"

Are you looking for your Mr. Right?Why would I wait for him? Mr. Right is lost on his way.He quirked his brow at her answer with a faint smile at the corner of his lips.Then what are you doing? He questioned in amusement.She placed both her hands on his chest and pushed his masculine body against the wall taking him by surprise.Her honey-brown eyes blinked at him with mischief dancing in them as she planted a firm kiss at his jaw and said, I'm planning on taking advantage of Mr. Right Now!His eyes widened dramatically in disbelief. Before his eyes darkened with desire and passion.He placed his hands on her small waist and she could feel the heat of his big hands through the flimsy fabric of her shirt.His head leaned ahead as he whispered close to her ear, Feel free to take whatever you want.She felt his hot tongue licking her earlobe making her heart to beat erratically.Chen Xiu; known as Ms. Goody-two-shoes. A Superstar who was said to have it all which made her the center of hatred and envy as well.Little did anyone knew that the same Superstar had to nurse her own wounds in the silence and darkness of night where no one was looking.But for how long could she hold on for? Eventually, she decided to end her own misery and ended her life in the darkness of night, her only companion.Having woken up in a new body and at a new place wasn't something she could ever believe in. At least, not until she became Bai Xiu out of the blue.The day she thought to be her last became her first as a second chance awaited her. But whether this new chance was a blessing or disaster, it was hard to tell since she was trapped in a new body with a new life with the shackles of only her old memories.New life or a new curse? What really awaited her? The same disappointing silence of the night or was there someone calling out her name desperately at the end of the tunnel? Were sparks meant to fly in her heart or the fire in her heart was meant to burn her whole? Was this leap of faith gonna make her fall on her face or was she meant to fly the horizon?The new life brought a lot of questions. But the answer was simple...You would never know until you give it a shot!

This world became a playground for various other worlds. Every living creature was digitized and awaited the endless slaughter and torture of the players from other worlds.Yi Zheng, who had become a mob rabbit in the Beginner's Village, decided to lead a group of rabbits. They sprinted across the grasslands, did crunches, bench-presses, rowing, and swimming etc.A year later, when the players descended, they saw more than just a group of small monsters.They saw an army of terrifying, demonic, muscular rabbits!The Rabbit King sitting on the throne high above waved a carrot as he threatened, "From this day forth, don't even think of leaving Beginner's Village!"

"Give me a group of adorable little players, and I can effortlessly overturn the other world!" Revnor Murphy Lessenbra.Murphy finds himself reborn as a vampire in a world of sword and magic. But he's not just any vampire he's a test administrator for a mysterious VR game called Reality Realm, and his unique system allows him to summon players from his own world to assist him in this dangerous, new reality.He must navigate the complexities of this new world, learning to command his players all while trying to understand the mysterious forces shaping this world.As he faces threats from all sides. He discovers that the players, despite their naivety, hold a unique strength, unfazed by death and fearless in the face of chaos. Their wild, unconventional tactics often prove more effective than the rigid strategies of established forces.He must learn to adapt to this new world, embrace his newfound vampire powers, and master the extraordinary abilities of his otherworld warriors.Murphy must decide how far he is willing to go to reach his goals and whether he can truly control the unpredictable force he has unleashed into this world.

When she woke up, she had already jumped through the dynasty of history. Qiao Wei fell silent, how could she be so unlucky? Sleeping can also cross through history? Even jumping two levels, becoming the mother of the two small buns.

Being a neurosurgeon and then dying from brain cancer wasn't on my to-do list, but I was handling it right up until a nurse suffocated me with a pillow. Yes, unfortunately, you read that right.Not exactly the way I expected to go, but it got me hereto the Rebirth Bureauwhere I get an offer I can't refuse: pick any world to be reborn in, with the ability to build my character like a video game: loot boxes and even a class. Naturally, I pick the Naruto world, but not as some overhyped Uchiha or Hyuga. No, I chose the Yamanaka clanunderrated, overlooked perfect.With my character build, I'll become not just the strongest Yamanaka, but the strongest shinobi, period.The Shinobi world has no idea what's comingand neither do you. Let's begin.###This story blends action, slice-of-life, comedy, and serious topics into a multi-dimensional journey.The MC is a genius, but nothing comes easyhe earns his power through hard work and strategy. Expect a lot of new jutsu, tactical battles, plenty of humor, good food, and even better vibes. If you're into an overpowered yet smart protagonist, this is the story for you, so don't hesitate any more and start reading!

Pendulum clocks replaced sand glasses; the world's first pocket watch ticked through its 100th year. Steam power welcomed the advent of machinery; industries took over farmlands. The study of Science brought humankind out of the clutches of superstitions and pushed them to a path of endless possibilities. And one man witnessed it all.He was a moth among mayflies, fluttering through as generations replaced generations- fuelled by an endless thirst for knowledge. But fate decided to introduce him to a butterfly- someone alike, yet so different.Follow The Actor' Xavier Godwin and The Seeress' Yue Lin as they delve into the world hidden from the common eyes- a world of magic and mysticism- as they evade the sights of countless hidden organisations, and create a secret society of their own.

Wei Huo has been ignored and overlooked by almost everyone his entire life, including God. In a bid to transform the world into a more game-like one, God halted time for all humanity except for Wei Huo, leaving him to fend for himself.

The MC (Minato) is a college student who died in a plane crash and was reincarnated in a fantasy world. He was raised alone in the wilderness by his succubus mother, and now he tries to make his way as an adventurer.