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Ash Burn was just an ordinary gameran orphan scraping by in the real worlduntil he accomplished the impossible: beating the hardest VR game ever created, Apocalypse Online. But instead of the promised riches, he's thrown into another worldone eerily familiar.It doesn't take long for Ash to realize where he is: the chaotic, doomed universe of Heaven's Favorite: Wrath of Gods, a novel he once read. Worse, he's not the protagonist or even a supporting character.He's just an extra.Armed with fragmented knowledge of the future, an unyielding will to survive, and the secrets of the Runesmysterious power coveted by gods and demons alikeAsh must outmaneuver a reckless hero, power-hungry angels, and an inevitable war that threatens to consume everything.But as he treads the fine line between altering fate and unleashing chaos, he begins to realize something chilling: the endgame may not be as simple as he thought.In a world where survival hinges on power and cunning, can an ordinary extra change the fate of an entire world, or will he become just another casualty of destiny?Was he ever just an extra to begin with?Note: The image on the cover is not mine.

One day when I was working as a low-ranking civil servant in a hopeless imperial palace department, I realized that I had reincarnated in a novel."Oh my god, the villain is about to start a war, right? If a war breaks out, people like me will be the first to die!"An imminent war as per the original setting.If I want to live, I must first save the crown prince!To save the crown prince who dies first in the original story, I leaked the original's information to catch the villains.Suddenly, I became the youngest minister.I didn't really mean to get ahead, but there's nothing wrong with that!Let's just catch the villain.* * *It's a lot of fun to ab*se the villains, and the taste of power is also very sweet.However"His Highness the Crown Prince has a great sense of responsibility, but since he has nowhere to focus, he may want to run away sometimes."The strange new intern is talking nonsense.No, how did I save the prince!"What? Run awaaaay?"With a glint in my eyes, I said grimly."If His Highness runs away I will personally chase him to the end of the continent. I will somehow drag him by the collar, stick tight next to him, and keep an eye on him."Hmm?But intern, why are you shaking? Why are your ears red?

I have been summoned to a game world, a world of swords and magic. Or at least that's what my friend said.I couldn't care less about that.But apparently, I can create whatever eldritch creatures I want, even the ones from urban legends and creepypastas.So what if the people don't like my babies? Screw them.This is the story of how I accidentally became the last boss of the world.

A soul was employed by a higher being to help him manage his world. How will our protagonist live her life to the fullest while also fulfilling her new duties?I don't own Naruto. I adjusted the story to my liking. English is not my main language so don't bother about grammar mistakes too much.

A Filipino man died in an illness during the latest pandemic and found himself transmigrated in a world of magic, in which he received a dinging sound in his ear.[You have transmigrated in the body of: Nameless: abandoned newborn humanAbandoned what?[God of Undead: ??? Have bestowed you his blessing by giving you the name [ Sophia Demiurge] ]I'm a girl?

As he transmigrates across the continent of Douqi, Gu He takes on the mantle of Alchemy King Gu He and gains an incredible power - the Ten Thousandfold disciple cashback system. This allows him to grant gifts to his disciples, which are then returned ten thousandfold."You have gifted Liu Ling the Green Lotus Core Flame, triggering a tenfold return and granting you the mighty Green Lotus Holy Fire!" the system announces as each gift brings Gu He greater power.After three years of intense training, Xiao Yan returns proudly to the Yunlan Sect, eager to display his newfound strength."Don't underestimate this once poor youth!" he warns his former lover Nalan Yanran. "Today I'll show you what a true genius can do!"But Nalan Yanran just smiles faintly. "Is that so?" she asks, as a terrifying Dou Emperor aura suddenly surges from her.Shocked, Xiao Yan stammers in disbelief, "How did you become a Dou Emperor powerhouse?"With an arrogant smile, Nalan Yanran replies, "With my master, anything is possible."

Cain was an ordinary boy who loved creative works, especially when it involved anime and games. Suddenly, he found himself in a strange space with an extraterrestrial creature, a cosmic horror called Bishop that he couldn't explain in words besides scary.Given the authority of a King, he was tasked to create dungeons in the multiverse in order to change his future. He had been turned into the Dungeon Maker. The more known his dungeon was, the stronger he became!Rias: What are you? A Devil?Dante: Now, now. What are you? Wow, I drank too much. Look at her, a sexy devil.Zoro: Where am I? Is that a sea monster? Good, I will bring meat for Luffy.Helldiver: For Democracy!!!All worlds became connected due to the dungeon. However, don't worry!Everything was under his control.

Zheng Tan somehow returns to the year 2003, turning into a black cat. Picked up from a... Read more Zheng Tan somehow ...

[Harem + Light System + Mystery + Eerie world]After being transported to an unknown realm, Huang Ye unexpectedly obtained a martial arts manualthe Jade Maiden Heart Sutra, a technique meant for women.With no other choice, he followed the concept of opposing yin and yang, practicing the technique in reverse.By accident, he mastered a form of Dual Cultivation. From then on

Friends, standing before you is:The Master Of Gacha;The Bug Catcher's Bane;The Nightmare of Every Youngster;The Idol To Countless Boys And Girls;The Second-in-Command of Team Rocket;The Uncrowned King of the Underworld;The Youngest Champion In History;Master Of All Types;Luo 'The Shining Light Of The League' Yuan!

In a world where fate is dictated by prophecy, heroes are chosen by the gods, and Dark Lords are doomed to fall Lucian Draeven refuses to play along.Once feared as the greatest Dark Lord in history, Lucian had the world under his iron ruleuntil the so-called Chosen Hero struck him down in a blinding flash of divine justice. The kingdoms cheered. The world rejoiced.Too bad Lucian isn't actually dead.Having faked his demise and gone into hiding, Lucian watches from the shadows as a new Dark Lord rises, more reckless and incompetent than ever. Worse, the gods have selected another overly enthusiastic, sword-swinging Chosen Hero to bring "peace" once again.The problem? Neither of them have a clue how to actually rule the world.As kingdoms crumble, wars break out, and the balance of power teeters on the edge of collapse, Lucian comes to a horrifying realization:If the world is going to survive, then it's up to himthe so-called villainto secretly fix everything from the shadows.But there's just one little catchLucian's legendary Dominions are still sealed, and the only way to regain his strength is by playing the role of a villain once morespreading fear, manipulating his enemies, and pulling the strings behind the scenes.Now, as the oblivious Hero and foolish new Dark Lord battle it out, neither realizes that the true mastermind is watching their every move.Because if the world wants a villainThen Lucian will be the greatest villain it has ever seen.

After being fired from his job due to a baseless accusation and dying while trying to save a girl from a robber, Maximilian is reincarnated into a world where caped heroes and superpowered villains clash in the streets.Disillusioned by a life of injustice and unrewarded good deeds, he vows to live for his own satisfaction. Armed with the Greatest Villain Systema golden finger that promises to make him the most feared villain in historyMaximilian sets out to embrace his dark side.First Mission: Beat up innocents.An old, retired hero thanks him for preventing a terrorist attack.Second Mission: Destroy a hero monument.Maximilian ruined an unlucky villain career.Third Mission: Beat up a famous hero.A detective hero praises him for exposing a criminal's crimes.System: "Maximilian, are you messing with me?"Maximilian: "I'm innocent!"Several heroes who think they're privy to the truth: "Maximilian, you are the most selfless hero we've ever met!"Maximilian: "I'm a villain, you idiots!"As Maximilian struggles with his new life as a villain and tries to prove his villainy, he uncovers numerous conspiracies within the new world's government.Will Maximilian be able to prove his villainy? Or will he be remembered as the greatest hero of all time!?

Thrown into a brutal world of swords and sorcery, his memories stolen by an unseen force, Magnus wanted only one thing: to go home.But every kingdom, devil, and god along with regressors, possessors, and fellow reincarnators seeks to carve him apart.Survival demands war. War demands survival.And with a System that hides more than it reveals, Magnus is dragged down a bloodstained path... one battle, one betrayal, one broken world at a time.

[sexual content and lemons warning]Warning: Sexual content, lemons, Comedy, MILFs, Genius Mc and his harem.Support the novel by adding to your library and with power stones!!*****Freshly turned eighteen, John Newman, a helpless nerd, suddenly gets video game abilities granted to him. A mysterious higher power, a secret Abyss of magic beneath the surface of the normal world, mages, martial artists, eroticism, tragedy and a harem of hot girls awaits.

Isabella was supposed to be sipping champagne at a luxury spa, not waking up in the middle of a forest. Worse, a SYSTEM had attached itself to her like some clingy ex, spouting nonsense about survival, quests, andoh, hell nomanual labor."System, I was NOT built for the wilderness! My ideal roughing it' experience involves a five-star hotel with bad WiFi!"Now, instead of lounging in silk robes, she's being ordered to farm? To hunt?"A farming quest? You want mea city girlto grow food? System, I once killed a cactus by overwatering it. This is NOT my calling!"And don't even get her started on the hygiene situation."You want me to bathe in a cold river? Darling, I require warm water, scented oils, and an ambience! What do I look likesome barbarian?!"Unfortunately, the localsbig, muscular beastmendon't seem to understand the concept of self-care. The women? Neglecting their skin like it's a crime to be radiant. The men? Walking hygiene disasters."Ladies, if your man can smell you before he sees you, we have a problem.""You see this? This is lotion. It exists so you don't look like a dried-up leaf. Use it.""A beard should be majestic, not tragic. Let me fix it."And the beastmen? They don't just stare at her like she's an oddity. No, they hover. They smirk. They lean in too close, fangs flashing with amusement."Why do you keep looking at me like that?" she huffed, crossing her arms.The panther grinned, his tail flicking. "Because you're fascinating when you're annoyed."No, absolutely not. She was not here for this nonsense."If you have time to stare, you have time to moisturize."She didn't ask to be here. She didn't ask to be their savior. But if she has to suffer through this world, she's making everyone around her suffer lessthrough skincare, style, and some serious attitude."If I hear one more We don't season our food here,' I'm launching a war.""If you have time to gossip, you have time to do squats.""You want to impress a woman? Start with not smelling like the battlefield."Survival isn't just about fighting monsters; it's about looking good while doing it. So what if the System keeps throwing impossible quests her way?"What do you mean you can't skip quests'?! Since when?! Where is the skip button?! I demand a skip button!"But somewhere between dodging ridiculous quests and fixing these people's tragic grooming habits, Isabella found herself in situations. Uncomfortable, heart-racing situations.Like being trapped against a tree by the red python, his red eyes half-lidded as he murmured, "You talk too much, little star. Should I silence you?"Like waking up with the lion lord's fur-lined cloak draped over her shoulders, his deep voice gruff, "You shiver in your sleep. I'll fix that."Like the phoenix watching her every move, his burning gaze searing into her skin as he mused,"You cause chaos wherever you go, but I find that I don't mind."Oh, hell. No. She was not about to fall for four beastmen. She was too pretty for this much stress."If you insult me again, I'll make sure your soul needs a beauty upgrade.""I refuse to be disrespected by anyone who dresses like an unwashed tree branch."And yet, when a rival tribe came to challenge her, when danger lurked too close, those same beastmen stood beside hersmirking, taunting, fighting for her."A beastman growled at me today. I growled back. He ran. I am the alpha now."Isabella isn't just surviving. She's thriving. And this world better keep up.

After dying in the world of One Piece, he was reincarnated once again this time as Neji Hyuga. But fate was no kinder here. With his father dead and the cursed Caged Bird Seal looming over him, for his survival he made a ruthless decision....

Chi Xiaoman and Qiao Ning have been childhood friends for over ten years. Then, under the influence of alcohol, they end...

You guys shine.So it's okay to vent a little, isn't it?

When MC was reliving a picture of a goddess, he died. Only meet the goddess, but instead of torturing him to eternity, she gives him wishes. And make him reincarnated in the Overlord world.As the name suggested, this is multiverse Fan fiction, that means MC will travel through different world like Marvel, DC, High School DXD, My vampire Diaries (may be) , Demon Slayer, etc.first world: Overlord (Chapter: 160)second World: Highschool DXD (Chapter: 60215)Third World: Demon Slayer(Chapter: 216)Fourth World: New World (Overlord)There will be a harem, no NTR or stuff.Some of you might dislike the Yggdrisil arc as it is a bit of AU and MC talk a lot. But it is only in this arc on world travel that I will tone down his unnecessary internal monologue.I am not a professional writer, and I have no deep experience in writing, so please ignore my grammar mistakes and such. I also took some inspiration from other fan fiction.It would be a great help if you could donate your power stone to me.

Ethan was living the dreama loving family, loyal friends, top grades at the academy. Nothing seemed out of place until he started growing up and found himself drawn to his own mother. That's when their forbidden affair began. But one event led to another, and soon Ethan began to uncover the truth: the sweet life he thought he knew was nothing but a carefully buried liecrafted by the very people he called his parents.If the Willows aren't his real family then who is he?What's his true connection to the Willowsthe family he once called his own?And what will Ethan do now that the truth is out?One thing's for surehe's not going to play nice.[Disclaimer: This novel does not contain actual incest involving blood relatives or any NTR content.]MC Info:Ruthless Pervert Intelligent Rizz King Future Mafia EmperorTags:Smut No NTR Netori Milf Yandere Mature R18 NSFW Sex Crime Mafia Gangsters Hentai Vibes Pregnancy Domination Play Psychological Games Corrupting the Pure Threesomes Bloody Messes Emotional Control

In a world where billions of people simultaneously descended into a Realm of Slaughter.Countries like Lighthouse Nation, Dragon Nation, and Sakura Island clashed for supremacy!Qin Feng awakened an unparalleled talent from the very beginning!SSS-level talent Infinite Extraction!He wielded the power to extract all, even the gods and the demons![Extraction successful! You have gained Spatial Ability!] [Extraction successful! You have gained Time Ability!] [Extraction successful! You have gained 100 points of Strength Attribute!] [Extraction successful! You have gained 100 points of Agility Attribute!] [Extraction successful! You have gained A-level talent!] [Extraction successful! You have gained S-level talent!] [Extraction successful! You have gained SS-level talent!] From this point on, Qin Feng embarked on a limitless path of harvesting

Ye Zhenzhen, the omnipotent queen of the film industry, transmigrated as the despised cannon-fodder villainess and wicked stepmother in a novel. Her husband was wealthy but had a superficial relationship with her, and her stepson was adorable but indifferent towards her.According to the book's original plot, this cannon-fodder villainess was about to face a tragic ending...Ye Zhenzhen thought, 'Since I've transmigrated into the book, why should I fear these 2D characters?'In the face of her cold and distant plastic husband's words, she retorted, "How can a grown man with a body temperature of thirty-seven degrees speak such icy and heartless words to his wife?"Then, she was faced with the irrational demands of her stepson's classmate's mother, "Ye Zhenzhen, you owe me an apology."She scoffed disdainfully, "Apologize to you? Will you kneel and listen to me if I do?"With her outstanding professional skills, she turned her life around by hosting a parent-child variety show, becoming an overnight sensation, and receiving countless acting offers!The stepson, who used to address her distantly and never as his mother, suddenly said, "My mom, Ye Zhenzhen, is the kindest and most beautiful woman in the world!"Haters: "So what if she's pretty? She married an old man for money!"One day, her plastic husband appeared at a charity gala and introduced himself, "Hello, everyone. I am Ye Zhenzhen's husband, the rumored old man."The audience below couldn't believe their eyes and ears! The handsome and wealthy CEO of Huan Ya Group was Ye Zhenzhen's husband?!Haters: "Being slapped back in the face like this hurt like hell!!"

Xia Yu made a wish to eat until he vomited. And this particular wish brought him to a completely strange world which was full of cuisines.What, Chef God System?"You need to not only satisfy normal people's appetite but also all kinds of devils and ghosts. Use your food to move them!" the old man said to him coolly.So, Xia Yu would never stop running on the road of becoming a Chef God.

Alex is a cancer patient who dies very young.At the moment of his death, Lust is betrayed by the other deadly sins and is forced to give out a system to a mortal.He blessed Alex with the system and Alex wakes up in a world filled with unnaturally beautiful people, except they're not people, they're elves!And he is the finest elf of all!and not just that, but his fiery red eyes seem to make all the women hornyHe quickly goes ahead to sleep with as many beautiful elven women as he can.But too soon, he is introduced into a war that has been brewing for a while when an extremist group of elves decided they want him to be one of them.Follow this story to see how he fights the extremist group named Eclipse and to find out if he manages to win

I complained that the play script in this other world was terrible. But then they told me, If you don't like it, write it yourself.'" I got so mad that I plagiarized the lives of famous people and made them into scripts. Your Highness, I still have twelve battleships. The die is cast. But it ended up being way more popular than I expected. Somebody, help me!!!

[Unique Ability: Curse of Fear Causes extreme stress and fear to any living creature within a 50m radius.]But why am I okay?

In his old world, Elric had nothingno powerful family, no elite degree, just relentless hard work and a passion for healing. Dismissed as a third-rate doctor, he shocked the nation by saving a congressman's life and becoming an overnight celebrity. But just when his career was rising, tragedy struck.Now, Elric opens his eyes in a world unlike any he's ever knowna land of swords, sorcery, and strange beliefs. Reborn in the countryside of a magical kingdom, where even a common cold is blamed on spirits, he's the only one who understands how the human body truly works.With no palace, no power, and no one to trust, Elric sets up a humble clinic in a rural village. Armed with science and sarcasm, he treats the sick, challenges ancient traditions, and slowly earns the awe and fear of a world ruled by magic.Mocked as a fraud. Hunted by rival healers. Feared by nobles and mages alike.But this world is about to learnEven a third-rate doctor can change history.

Akira Kisaragi traverses into the Bleach world, unlocking a check-in system.He initially thought that by checking in daily, he could become stronger, soon become the Captain-Commander, join Division Zero, punch Yhwach, kick the Soul King, and marry Unohana...However, the system's style wasn't quite what he had imagined. Check-in complete, obtained Genrysai Yamamoto's secret roasted sweet potato! Check-in complete, obtained exclusive attribute: King of Normal Attacks, effect... Check-in complete, obtained Retsu Unohana's... Akira's eyes suddenly lit up!"Seems like this might not be so bad after all!"

Contemporary college student Ye Leyao died suddenly from staying up late, and found himself transported into a world where several novels merged together, becoming the useless adopted son of the prestigious Huo family.The good news is that, apart from him, everyone else in the family is a big shot. Eldest Brother Huo is a legendary figure in the business world, Second Brother Huo is a top actor in the entertainment industry, and Third Brother Huo is a skilled esports player and boss.The bad news is, these big shots are all antagonists, and none of them have good endings.Even worse news is that, upon waking up, he finds himself in the middle of a cheap romance involving Second Brother, who is oblivious to the fact that the child in his lover's belly isn't his seed at all!Ye Leyao couldn't help but scream inwardly: "Aaaaaahhhhseriously? This romance-idiot still doesn't know the child in his lover's belly isn't his?!"All eyes in the family suddenly turn towards him. The second brother even stumbles.Everyone: What?!The top-tier Huo family adopted a young troublemaker some years ago.Initially, nobody in the family paid him any mind. That is, until they could all hear Ye Leyao's inner thoughtsJust as Father Huo brings his down-and-out friend home. Ye Leyao's inner voice: "Oh, so this is the little seductress trying to seduce Father Huo, plotting to make Mother Huo and Father Huo divorce, and wrecking the Huo family?"Father Huo's pupils dilate: "!" That night, before Ye Leyao can subtly hint to Mother Huo, the little seductress is personally "thrown" out by Father Huo.During breakfast at home, Eldest Brother Huo takes a video call discussing crucial shipment matters with his assistant.Ye Leyao perks up his ears, muttering to himself: "Why do I vaguely remember a typhoon changing course to pass through this route in a few days? Big Brother's business deal is definitely going down."Eldest Brother Huo: "" He immediately changes the shipping route with his assistant. Sure enough, five days later, news came that the original route was hit by a typhoon.Afterwards, Eldest Brother Huo transfers five million into Ye Leyao's account. Ye Leyao is astonished. Eldest Brother Huo tries to remain composed, saying calmly, "Take it, you've earned it."Third Brother Huo isn't home often. After the league ends, he brings his newly recruited team members home for dinner. Just as they enter the house, Ye Leyao stares keenly at his new teammates.Third Brother Huo is about to warn Ye Leyao against premature romance, when he hears Ye Leyao whispering in his mind: "They're handsome alright, but unfortunately, they're moles sent by the rival team."Third Brother Huo: "!!!" That night, Third Brother Huo begins investigating and not only discovers that the new teammates are moles from the rival team, but also finds out that his most trusted assistant has been secretly gathering data on their team!A week later, another ten million appeared in Ye Leyao's account.Ye Leyao, holding the money happily: "Third Brother, you're more generous than Big Brother!"Just then, Eldest Brother Huo passes by: ""As a supporting character in the novel, Ye Leyao's biggest dream is to save up money and flee with his family of antagonists when they hit rock bottom. Little did he expect that all these villains in his family would not only avoid disaster but thrive in their careers, and he would end up soaring with them.

Outdated game streamer Fang Zhou was invited to a romance reality show, but he discovered that out of the five female guests on the show, four were his ex-girlfriends whom he had wronged.He told the pure school beauty: "You're too innocent, I prefer someone more seductive."He told the top-tier female star: "Your voice is too high-pitched, I prefer a natural one."Facing his abnormal ex-girlfriends, Fang Zhou originally just wanted to keep a low profile, but unexpectedly, the audience started shipping him with his ex-girlfriends.The live broadcast room's popularity skyrocketed, each episode became explosively popular, and advertisements flooded in.Later, when the ex-girlfriends discovered each other's identities, he was pressed into a small dark room, looking up at the women's exquisite faces, and heard them say, "If you don't behave, we'll turn you into a specimen, so you'll never leave us."Fang Zhou: "I'm doomed, all my wronged ex-girlfriends have turned yandere."