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Decisive killingHe stands there asking me to kill, and I won't kill himIf he doesn't die, should I dieI can't be bothered to speak, and you're not worthy of listeningI think demons have no sense of pain.Crossing into the ancient martial arts world where danger and opportunity coexisted, Fang Yuan held the "Book of Good People", as long as he did good deeds, he could become stronger, so he embarked on a path of doing good deeds and accumulating virtue

Love is like a battle... A bloodless battle. And every battle has casualties. But this battle leaves even more torturous wounds. Because the wounds of love are left on one's soul.He might be covered in scars that this battle of feeling left behind, she was the cure he never even knew he was looking for.He hid his emotions in the maze of his heart, but what to do, the wife he brought home, fancies puzzles.~~~~Raelle Xiang likes to have everything under her control. Being a CEO, she has always been very calculative. All her life revolved around profits. She'd avoid anything and everything that she couldn't control or calculate; for instance, feelings!Something intangible like feelings were too bothersome for her.Shui Xian has turned cold and aloof after the divorce that left him devastated. With enormous wealth, exceptional family back, he was still considered the ideal man but even after years, he was still single.He chose to bury himself in work to forget the heartbreak and bitterness that someone left behind.But what happens when this cold President gets into an arranged marriage with the feisty CEO?One is broken by love and yet cherishes the pain it brought.The other has always considered love to be a manipulative emotion.One has a cold personality, the other is simply cold.One is all about facts and logic, the other still believe in emotions.With their similar personalities yet contradicting beliefs, what chaos this marriage is gone bring?Will love manage to ignite?

"How did you board the Astral Express, walk the Path of the Stars?""Because I ended the Honkai, altered everyone's fate.""So your first step on this path was becoming a hero?""No, it was for survival, searching for a thigh to cling to.""And then?"Ryan adjusted his glasses, his voice resounding."I became the thigh."

Ethan's head throbbed violently as he opened his eyes, his vision hazy and unfocused. A dull ringing filled his ears, drowning out his thoughts."What's happening?" he thought, his mind sluggish, struggling to catch up with reality. One moment, he was asleepor at least, he thought he wasand the next, searing pain forced him awake.His vision swam, shapes blurring together in a disorienting mess. But then, muffled noises filtered through the hazefrantic, panicked sounds. Someone was trying to scream, their voice smothered, choked by something.A cold shiver ran down his spine.As his sight gradually sharpened, Ethan's breath hitched.He was on all fours, looming over someone. A girl.Her body twisted and writhed beneath him, ropes biting into her wrists and ankles. Her mouth was gagged, muffling her cries. Her wide brown eyes, brimming with fear and fury, glared up at him.Ethan's body locked in place, his blood running cold."What the?" His mind reeled, thoughts slamming into each other in chaotic disarray. "What kind of bizarre dream is this?"Panic clawed at his chest. His breath came in ragged, uneven gasps as he scrambled backward, only to realize his limbs felt sluggish, uncooperative, like they didn't belong to him."Is this is this some kind of twisted fantasy I never knew I had?" A sickening thought slithered through his mind, making his stomach churn.The girl's frantic squirming slowed for a moment, her gaze flickering with confusion as she took in his expressionhis trembling hands, his wide, horrified eyes. But the fear returned just as quickly. She struggled harder, her body arching, her muffled screams rising in pitch.Ethan wanted to speak, to say something, anything, but before he could force out a word, a glowing blue window materialized before his eyes.His breath caught.A translucent, hovering screen?"What?"Lines of glowing text scrolled across its surface.---[System Activated][Host Confirmed.][Simulating Previous Data]Ethan awakens in a mysterious world, shackled by a curse that clouds his judgment and drives him toward choices he never wished to make. Burdened by guilt and responsibility, he must navigate the fallout of his actions while unraveling the truth behind the curseand his place in this enigmatic new reality.

Once feared as the Queen of Shadows, Eydis now faces her greatest humiliation: high school.Stripped of her magic, her kingdom, and (most insultingly) her dignity, she's stuck in the body of a weak, whiny teenager with no power, no allies, and no money. And her terrifying familiars? Complicated. Her new greatest adversary? The Maths teacher.And we certainly can't forget about that giant, pulsating eye watching from the heavens (debatable), ominously known as The Eye (I know, right?) that threatens to tear apart her new reality.But one thing Eydis hasn't forgotten: shadows always trail after you.The real question is whether she'll stand in them once more as their queen or be swallowed by them, piece by piece."Royal Reboot: Level Up, Your Majesty!" - a comedic dark fantasy where nothing is as it seems and every choice could be her last.A/N: Action/Romance/Slice of Life/LGBTQChapter updates weekly, weakly.While the story has a comedic undertone, darker themes are presented.

"Any who don the title of 'king' or anything of the sort in my presence is nothing more than an ignorant fool. This is my land and I shall be reclaiming it soon. I am Cacophony, the Vampire Empress!"As those words left her lips, every cell in my body reacted. It was unrealno, it was otherworldly. Her beauty, her power, and her overwhelming arrogance. It might've been then that I realized that my normal life had ended.How did it come to this?Ah, it was curiosity. Yes, a deathly curiosity brought me to that graveyard that day.It was there that I stumbled upon her coffin. I had absolutely no clue what I was doing then, and even now I have no idea what possessed me to touch itthat single moment changed the course of history for the entire world. I found myself delving into a completely unknown world.Should I regret it? Maybe. But the truth is, I don't.Exploring the world's hidden secrets, forging unexpected bonds, and living alongside the revived empressit's exciting."Even if it's wrong, I think I'm going to enjoy every moment of it."

"Love Tripped Into My Room: I Just Wanted Peace, Not Panties"Kaito Tenma just wanted a normal life. Wake up, eat toast, avoid drama, and maybejust maybeconfess to his beautiful, blunt childhood friend, Riko.But fate sucker-punches that dream into space when a half-naked girl crashes through his ceiling and declares his room as her new home. Now he's living with Yuna, a mysterious (and dangerously clingy) bombshell who thinks clothing is optional and personal space is a myth.From lewd accidents to jealousy-fueled misunderstandings, Kaito's life spirals into a wild, hilarious mess of high school chaos, horny misunderstandings, and girls who seem way too interested in ruining his peace.He didn't ask for a harem. He didn't ask for trouble. But trouble keeps tripping into his lifeone girl at a time.

"Heaven's Taboo Doggy Technique"Living his life as a cripple, Xuan never expected anything good in his life; however, the day he discovered a secret library in his sect, he was able to walk into a parallel world.A different world, a modern world of cultivators and his world.The library of taboo techniques awaits Xuan again: the milking technique, doggy technique, dual technique, or sword art techniqueevery technique in one library.He can now use every technique to boost his cultivation above the gods themselves. Goddesses want his immortal white juice, mothers want his body renew techniques, step-siblings want his meat raw. Xuan's body was the pinnacle of taboo in both worlds.The fucker of mothers, stripper of daughters, and the founder of all techniquesit was only a matter of time.

"If I were ever reincarnated in another world, I'd be the ultimate villain."That was the last thing Ace joked about before getting hit by an out of control ambulanceironically, while saving his best friend.Truly, Fate has a twisted sense of humor.Now Reincarnated in a fantasy world, Ace isn't a chosen one, a prodigy, or a hero. He's a background nobodyan extra in a story already set in motion. Weak, talentless, and scorned by society, his new life seems doomed to follow the same path as his last: forgotten and meaningless.Destined to be killed off early in the plot, With no noble bloodline, no rare mana affinity, and a world stacked against him. Ace must rise from the ashes of his failure and break this tradegy, the only way he knows how.But Ace isn't the same person he used to be.Armed with wit, ambition, and a twisted sense of justice, he refuses to bow to fate. If the world wants a villain, then a villain it shall get. He'll climb the ranks, topple the so-called heroes, and make sure the world never overlooks him again.This time, the extra is writing his own story and it starts with CHAOS.But as he treads the line between fiction and reality, a bigger question loomsWas his reincarnation really an accident?

My name is Su Li.I traveled through time, and because of an accident, Princess Changle became a vegetative state, and I became the candidate for the celebration and sacrifice.Everyone is sorry for my miserable experience, but I almost went crazy with joy!Because I am bound to a system, as long as I have physical contact with noble people, I can get so many points, buy various commodities, and even call myself the ancestor, and return to modern times!My name is Li Lizhi, usually they call me Princess Changle.I fell into a coma, because of an accident. In fact, I was mu*dered into a vegetative state by my jealous sister Princess Gao Yang.Originally I was planning to end my life, but inexplicably gained a husband.He loved me so much, cared everything about me, and gave me the confidence to persevere, but the shame is, why do you have to hold me every second no matter what a situation it is?Well, I admit it, this feeling is really delicious!Darling I miss your hold so much even if I am in your embrace at this moment!

I am Ye Qing. Lucky I found a [Monster Factory] application.

I found myself drifting into an Eastern-style romance fantasy novel that I didn't even finish reading.And to make things worse, I became the younger brother of the female protagonist who didn't even exist in the original story.My motto in life is to work as little as possible while earning as much as I can.Seol Tae Pyeong, a third-rate warrior, whose sole goal is just to live comfortably.But from a certain day onward,I monopolized the love of the Princess Consort of Cheongdo Palace."Let's survive."Nothing is too much.When it comes to survival.

[Warning: Mature content, lemons, comedy, face-slapping, and a smart protagonist!]"So many beautiful girls!"After an unfortunate science experiment gone wrong, 25-year-old virgin Ren Kisaragi, wakes up in a strange new world.A world where curses manifest as eldritch horrors, bringing destruction with every breath.A world where female weavers command the very laws of reality and bend the elements to their will, while male warriors, blessed with monstrous strength, can shatter mountains with a single blow.It doesn't take long before he realizes he has reincarnated into "Mystic Chronicles", a fantasy novel he once read and dropped out of boredom.However, he isn't the protagonist or even a side character, he's just a nameless extra, a mere background figure destined to fade into obscurity.But there's one problem. He's somehow enrolled at Imperial Academy, the most prestigious weaver academy in the kingdom which is supposed to be an all-girls school!And as the only male weaver in an entire academy of talented (and terrifying) female weavers, his existence alone is enough to shatter the balance of the world.With a suspiciously broken cheat, an entire school of powerful and competitive girls watching his every move, and curses lurking in the shadows, Ren must navigate this chaotic new life before he gets caught up in a story that was never meant to include him.But maybejust maybehe can turn this anomaly into an advantage. And if fate allows, fulfill his lifelong dream of being surrounded by beautiful, ambitious women while he's at it.Can he survive this world where he's the ultimate anomaly?

I'm a short blind loser who can't even walk or see properly without the sword?Yes That's exactly itBut that doesn't mean the sword is my main body!

The protagonist is an accidental time traveler - he didn't wait, didn't guess, only dreamed, but ended up in history, which he didn't pay much attention to. He was just lucky with his lineage.Ryo is a new member of the Nara clan, from the Uzumaki lineage on his father's side, and it so happened that he was born not at the beginning of the known plot, but more than three decades and two world wars later. Now he has to figure out how to get out of this situation however he can.

The first princess of the Cristiane Empire, Evelyn de P la Cristiane was arrogant, willful and selfish. She always shouts at her maids and tortured them.She was abandoned by her mother since she was born in the Black Rose Palace, far away from the main palace. The reason was unknown to everyone.Everyone in the empire called her "The Abandoned Princess" " The Unlucky Princess" " The Powerless Princess". She was the object of ridicule throughout the entire empire.But everything changes at the Black Rose Palace when Princess Evelyn has a stair accident. When she awoke a week later, the arrogant, willful and selfish princess seemed to have completely disappeared. She becomes silent, sighing frequently and becomes disinterested in everything.In fact, the princess is an infinite reincarnator who always forgets her previous memories after reincarnation and regained those memories after undergoing some form of stimulation.But this time, she realizes that she is actually being reincarnated in a reverse harem novel's world from thousands of years ago. And now the main story of the novel is finally starting but she doesn't care.But she started getting unwanted attention and interests of others. As first, she didn't care but later she starts getting a bit worried as the male leads start showing interest in her rather than the female lead.Heir to the Grand Duke, Captain of the Shadow Knights, Future Master of the Mage Tower, Prince of a Desert Kingdom, a mysterious wealthy merchant, The Prince of the Elves. Even some unexpected peoples.Evelyn: Logically, I am the ancestor of even your ancestor's ancestor. So, would you all please go away?. I'm already tired of this reincarnation thing. i don't want to be forced to remember anyone's name now.

Kanzaki Ryoma transmigrated into the world of Tokyo Ghoul and began fusing with Uchiha Madara. Determined to bring an end to this twisted world, he chose to implement the "Eye of the Moon Plan" and ultimately activated the Infinite Tsukuyomi!

My name is Kaelith Yurei , and I am a first-year student at the Shin' Academy in the Soul Society. I have a friend who is destined to be quite famous in the Soul Society; his name is Ssuke Aizen.Unlike this ambitious and idealistic friend, my goals are quite simple: through hard work and diligence, I aim to graduate and become a seated officer in the Gotei 13, from which point I will I bounded with who!?Whenever Aizen enhances his strength, my power automatically synchronizes to match his level.Therefore, what I need to do from now on is very clear."Ssuke, you need to work hard. As long as you put in enough effort, I can live the life I desire!"

Villain System: Let the Young and Nave Duchess of the Cang Court Principality, Sylvia, Experience the Betrayal of Her Loved Ones, and Achieve Transformation and RebirthTransmigrating into a Western fantasy world centered around beast taming, Xia Ya stared at the beginner mission in front of him, lost in thought.Sylviathe legendary "Silver Witch of Cang" recorded in historyhad already ascended to legend status five hundred years ago. After establishing the White Chalk Tower, she vanished without a trace, never to be seen again. And as for the Cang Court Principality? It had long since been destroyed. How was he supposed to complete this f***ing mission?This system was five hundred years late!Yet, the mission reward was simply too tempting. After much deliberation, Xia Ya made a decision that would make his ancestors roll in their graves[To Deceive History Itself]The capital was gone? Fine. Then I'll just write my name into the duke's family records and become the older brother of the duchess. No objections, right?Modify relics and ancient texts? Sure. Let's say I was manipulated by cultists, falsely accused Sylvia of an imaginary crime, and personally exiled her. Then, later, I came to my senses and perished alongside the mastermind behind it all. That sounds reasonable, right?[The One Forgotten by Time][The Heartless Tyrant][The King Who Turned His Back on the World]One hidden truth after another began to resurface.[The Silver Witch's Diary]Waking from my self-imposed slumber, my memories are in tattersexcept for one, still deeply etched into my soul: the pain of betrayal.Recent archaeological discoveries have revealed the truthIt turns out that the principality had already been corrupted by a cult. Not long after my exile, an evil god descended upon the royal capital, annihilating all life.So my brother did all of that to save me?

First Senior Brother is a hopeless romantic, Second Senior Brother carries a deep-seated blood feud. Third Senior Sister is caught in a love-hate cycle with the Demon Lord across three lifetimes, and Fourth Senior Sister is a femme fatale.The Sect Leader left the sect for love, while the Martial Uncle fell into demonic cultivation for the woman he lovedNeither immortal nor heroic, just handsome men and beautiful women playing house.Only the Little Junior Brother is reliable, upholding the sect while dedicating himself to profound cultivation.The heavens stretch vast and mighty, my Dao shall prosper!With righteousness in his heart, grand ambitions, and the fate of the world as his responsibility"Disciple Li Xuanxiao, requesting the Sect Leader to die!!"""The Empress: "Open your eyes and look at me. I don't believe your eyes are truly empty."Li Xuanxiao's eyes widened like bronze bells.The Empress: "For you, I would rather bury the entire world with me."Li Xuanxiao backhanded her with a slap: "What did the common people do to you?!""."Blood Demon Patriarch: "Should evil truly deserve death?"Li Xuanxiao: "If you don't die, then do I have to?! Hurry up and die!!"""By chance, he encounters a gravely injured demonessstunningly beautiful.Li Xuanxiao: "Let's see if my poison can't kill you!!""Take my sword and feel a thousand holes piercing through you!!"".."Li Xuanxiao transmigrated one dayno system, no chosen one destiny, only the relentless pursuit of immortality.But the sect is a bit unreliable.First Senior Brother constantly attempts su*cide because of unrequited love.Third Senior Sister brings the Demon Lord right into the sect.His master, stuck in puberty, ran away for love.Little Junior Sister is determined to seduce him.The Empress sees him as her dream lover.

Ning Shu had dropped dead. But in a burst of good fortune she became a task-taker in charge of counterattacking for pitiful cannon fodder. Thus, Ning Shu, in one world after another, took all kinds of life roles, encountered all kinds of you're heartless, you're ruthless, you're making trouble for no reason' people. She encountered all sorts of white lotus flowers, green tea b***hes, scheming b***hes, by the batch.Does any true beauty still exist in the world!? bellowed Ning Shu angrily. You annoying trash! I'm just here to counterattack, please don't get in the way of me completing my task. Transmigration main character, reincarnation main character. There's only a lazy task-taker, no undestroyable main character halo. Ning Shu had no choice but to painfully gather moral integrity in each of the worlds.Group Number: 579396123. Will once again reiterate, only talents with over 2000 followers can enter. If you do not have followers, do not join for the time being in order to avoid being hurt when you get rejected. When joining the group, attach a screenshot of your followers. Little darlings are welcomed to join. - Description from novelupdates

Liolathe best assassin in his worldhas vowed to kill no more. He was being chased by an assassination organization when he accidentally dropped into a parallel universe: through a dimensional gate and into poor teenager Kaiser's apartment. Instead of going to the government shelter for lost dimensional travelers, Liola and Kaiser wind up going to school together. Liola has been trying his best to live the life of an ordinary person, but after certain things happen one after the other, he begins to realize that being an ordinary person could be harder than being an assassin.

Waking up with a hangover, Zhang Tuohai found he had entered a game called Road Survival.One person, one car, searching for supplies on the road with no end in sight, struggling to survive.In this game, crises were aplenty and many people had perished because of the search for supplies.Zhang Tuohai found that he had bound to the hint system.Stop! There is a level 4 material box hanging from the treetops on the side of the road with an RV upgrade blueprint inside.]While everyone was still careful and had difficulty surviving, Zhang Tuohai could already drive his RV and eat hot pot. - Description from Novelupdates

A huge guy is bawling his eyes out. In this day and age? Sure, maybe the world changed while I was away in that other place. I'm not some old-fashioned boomer.But what if that guy is clinging to my pant leg, sobbing and snifflingAnd we're not even acquaintances?Even in modern times, that's just messed up. Ask any passing kid, they'd agree.So yeah, I shook my leg. He was gross and too close."The hell's wrong with you? Crying just 'cause you saw a ghost?" "N-no! I swear, it was really there! You didn't see it!!"I let the disrespect slide. Barely. He was asking for help and still talking down to me just because I look young?Obviously, I'm not the one who lost his balls. He is.And yet when I looked where he pointedSomething was there.I threw some coarse salt and looked again.He stared at me like I was insane, but I ignored it.Yeah. Something was definitely there.It made eye contact.

Somehow, I ended up possessing a character in an academy setting."Our school has a strict no-alcohol policy for students.""Huh?"I'm a Drunken Fighter who gets stronger the more intoxicated I am, but alcohol is banned.

I may be a virtual YouTuber, but I'm practically an office worker. You're saying I have the most subscribers in the group, except for the boss? Well, all those subscribers are on the official account, so it doesn't really mean anything. Why haven't I made an official debut? So, what can you actually do about it?

Evon Wang a man from Earth died and transmigrated into a world filled with woman of different races.He got the Eyes of Fate and helped all the women to achieve their dreams.Witness the journey of Evon in the world of Magical Women!Warning: Read this with your own risk. Although there's action, adventure and magic, it was also filled with 18+ content.

Choi Hyun-seok, a heavyweight champion of the biggest mixed martial arts league on Earth and the one who was called the strongest had died.Afterwards, he was granted new life as a hero in another world.Wealth! Honor! Endless beauties at your fingertips!'With thoughts of such a dazzling future, the first thing that he saw when he came to this new world was a towering ox monster.The monster, who was the commander of the demon army, asked."Hero? You're saying you're the hero?""UhI think?"And so, that was the start of hell.

Kawaki, who was born in the dragon vein of a planet (Altana), first met Umibozu who was traveling in the universe, and his girlfriend, Kouka.Later, he came to Earth by accident and met the teacher who affected his life Yoshida Shouyou.He also met a group of friends. The most conspicuous among the group of friends is a fool with silver hair and naturally curly hair, a short man with purple hair, and a little devil whose catchphrase is "Not Zura, it's Katsura!"Gintama Doujin, not transmigration.

There are three treasures in the imperial city: Me, my husband and my mother-in-law.Su Guifei was favored and envied by countless imperial consorts in the harem. Chen Wang grew up with His Majesty showing favoritism to him. However, anyone, who was more or less educated, would sigh with regret and say that this pair of mother and son were sure to come to a bad end in the future.Ming Jiuzhu, who was about to marry Chen Wang: Really? I don't believe it.Chen Wang in Jiuzhu's eyes: a beautiful and kindhearted little fairy boy vs. Chen Wang in the eyes of others: His Majesty and his favored consort's hedonistic son.Jiuzhu often wondered why people always gazed at her and Chen Wang with a you are doomed one way or another' look. Could this be the ugly side of jealousy?Aiyah, the hearts of these people are so dirty. Guifei Noble Consort Wang Title given to adult sons of the Emperor.